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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male....Playing football without a cup.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 4, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "Arrh – Not at ‘tall." the pirate replies, "I be fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 7, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
A husband with little English struggled to explain that his wife could not have children, saying 'she is unbearable'. Getting a blank stare he tried: 'she is impregnable'. Then finally he figured he had it: 'she is inconceivable!'
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 17, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Eirteacher
I am going to combine a cheese joke and cheese. What is the favorite religious song for Wisconsin? “What a friend we have in Cheeses”.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
These cheesy jokes might have seemed like a Gouda idea at the time, but I don’t know if I Camembert it much longer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 15, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!” “Dear God! Did your try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Thought for the day
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 22, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
I was invited to a party, and ' tie only' was written on the invitation card, but when I got there, I noticed other people had also worn shirts and pants.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by noworry28
Onions and Christmas Trees A family is the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 14, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
The brothel just put a sign on the front door that says go big or go home.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Leafhead
Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? There are three viewpoints. The creationists say the chicken. The scientists say the egg, cause they know better. And the conspiracy theorists (UFOers) say the INCUBATOR!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 23, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by 16classic
A little boy was standing in the lobby of a church looking at a plaque with several name inscribed on it. The priest walks up and the boy asks what all the names are for. The priest replies that those are names of the parishioners who died in the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
CORNY ONE LINERS PART THREE. 11. The most precious thing we have is life...yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. There are two sides to every divorce...yours and shead's. 13. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
When I first saw this one, I couldn't stop laughing. It was hilarious!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I love this one!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Let's see if it works...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female....Any part under a car's hood. Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male...Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female....A desire to get married and raise a family. Male....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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