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Cheesy Jokes

May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

I was playing poker with tarot cards last night. I got a full house and two people died.

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May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog

POLLRiddle: if a calf breaks a leg, will it run to it's mama cow or daddy cow?

4 votes It's leg is broken, therefore, it can't run.
0 votes It depends on the gender of calf.
0 votes In order to answer this, on would need to know which adult was up hill from the calf. The daddy cow or the mommy cow.
2 votes It could only run to the mommy cow. There is no such thing as a daddy cow. That Woul be a bull
4 votes I don't get it. This is a stupid riddle and is not worthy to bless our space. I want my money back plus pain and suffering. Idoi

On the chest of a barmaid from Sale Was tattooed all the prices of ale Whilst on her behind for the sake of the blind Was precisely the same, but in Braille.

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May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Have you seen the new Stevie Wonder video?? He hasn't either.

A test for good spellers and good citizens: Please answer the questions out loud. 1) spell ship 2) spell step 3) spell shop 4) what do you do when you get to a green light?

My wife told me that if I go to the middle of the forest and state my opinion, and she is not there to hear me, I will still be wrong.

Uh, I mean little person....

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May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Was reading where some cannibals dined on a selection of preists, rabbis, shaiman, and assorted other men of faith....sounds like they got a little taste of reilgion.

Kindergarten teacher Ms. Prussy decided to find out if her students knew the "grown-up words" for bodily functions, so she asked: "Can anyone use the word urinate in a sentence? Only little Mikey raised his hand, and Ms. Prussy asked again hoping ...

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May 11, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

I'm reading a story about a bunch of stolen quilts. Police think it was a cover-up.

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May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Was going to tell a decapitation joke...but didn't want anyone to think I lost my head..

I don't know if this one has been posted: Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Would you care for something to drink?" Descartes replied, "I think not," and vanished. :P

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May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by silverotter11

Man's walking on the beach and finds a brass lamp. He gives it a few rubs to polish it up and out pops a genie and grants him one wish. Guys on the beach lookin' west and says I'd like a road that goes to Hawaii. Genie looks at him and starts on ...

Thought I'd share this with you folks

What do you call a redneck woman with two brain cells? Pregnant

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May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

On a lark, the bird watcher was robin the liquor store, even though he couldn't swallow

My all-time favorite joke (or one of them): Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig's Disease - what are the odds?

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May 16, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

If you get too thin you just might be a human bean

What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood

another former celebrity joke After Vic Morrow died they found he suffered from dandruff really bad terribly They found his head and shoulders in the bushes

How is Yoko Ono like an Ethiopian?? They Both live off dead Beatles

So Ethel and Mildred were sitting enjoying the sunshine in the garden at the Golden Palms Retirement Home for the Gentile when 90 year old Bert streaked past naked. "What was that?" exclaimed Ethel. "I k it was Bert" said Mildred. "Needs to press his...

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May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

What do toilet paper and Star Trek have in common? They both go to Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

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May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

The world of celtic folklore was thrown into turmoil by the discovery of a 16th century manuscript called "Irish dancing part ii What to do with your hands"

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