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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.
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Dec 25, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I had a nightmare of a day, the computers went down and everything had to be done manually. It took me ten minutes just to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
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Dec 27, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What happens when a police officer gets into bed? He becomes an undercover cop.
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Dec 28, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by mzee
any cheese welcome
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Dec 28, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw a coupon for a discount on a vasectomy. I clipped it.
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Dec 30, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Janet323
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
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Jan 6, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I was in my car driving back from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, ‘One minute I’m on the phone.'
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Jan 7, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Got a job working in a hayfield. After one day, I bailed.
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Jan 7, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I was alone in the bath. Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
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Jan 9, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
If you want to give someone a back-handed compliment, just tell them they have really nice knuckles.
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Jan 10, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I sleep like a baby. Every morning I wake up screaming around 2 o’clock.
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Jan 11, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
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Jan 11, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
One week into my new job at the bicycle factory, & already they've made me the spokesperson.
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Jan 12, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I thought I might do well in my rugby history test. But unfortunately I didn’t pass.
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Jan 12, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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Jan 13, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.
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Jan 15, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Aliens faking the Earth landing…
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Jan 15, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
How long has your heating unit been broken?” says the specialist. “Two weeks,” says the customer. “Why did you wait so long?” says the specialist. This cold weather is no joke.” “My in-laws were here,” said the customer. They wanted ...
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Jan 16, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by anglophone
Husband to au pair just before dinner: "Have you laid the table?" Au pair: "No, but I have just laid your wife."
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Jan 16, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by anglophone
Obscure (unless you are an electrician): "Watt one do you get when a megavolt meets a microamp?"
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Jan 17, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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Jan 18, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I get plenty of exercise. I'm frequently jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My fear of moving stairs escalates.
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Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
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Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Do you know why you've never see an elephant hiding up in a tree?" "No, why?" "Because they’re really good at it."
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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