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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"Why does Grandma spray Windex all over her Medicare co-pay invoices?" "She said she wants a clean bill of health."

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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by anglophone

Q: Why is an anemic monarch like masturbation? A: Because they are both wan-king.

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Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.

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Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I’m seeing a therapist for my kleptomania. Am taking away something valuable from each session.

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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by anglophone

Question: What do you get when a pushmi-pullyu goes into reverse gear? Answer: A pullyu-pushmi.

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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...

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Dec 8, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.

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Cheesy Jokes

Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I saw a man stealing groceries the other day while on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He got charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I just ordered a new font to be delivered. I think it’s coming via courier.

A young Scottish couple Angus and Morag were on a romantic picnic. Morag asks "Penny for your thoughts?" Angus replies "I was thinking of putting my arm around you" Morag smiles, moves closer and Angus puts his arm around her. Then she asks again ...

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Dec 11, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now.

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Dec 11, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

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Dec 13, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

A real legal transcript: Bailiff to Defendant: Are you going to hire your own attorney or get a court appointed? Defendant: I'm going to represent myself. Bailiff: Do you have any legal knowledge? Defendant (dead serious): I've watched a few ...

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Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I’m writing a book about an American who falls off a cruise ship and washes up on the shore of a land run by Satan-worshipping extraterrestrial lizard people. Am calling it “Gullible’s Travels.”

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Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

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Dec 15, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I did a sponsored walk once. In the end, I’d managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

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Dec 16, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

For something different, I asked Chat GTP the following: “Create a joke suitable to post on cheesy jokes group in the agnostic.com website.” ChatGTP: "Why don't agnostics ever play hide and seek? Because even if you find them, you're still ...

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Dec 17, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

For sale: Midwife text books. (Can deliver)

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Dec 20, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Difference between a cult and a religion. In a cult, there's a guy at the top that knows it's a scam. In a religion, that guy is dead.

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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by anglophone

"Let go of my Great Tits!" screamed the ornithologist.

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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I don't believe in intuition, but I have a strange feeling that one day I will.

It’s really hard to define ‘virtue signalling’. As I was saying the other day, to some of my Muslim plus other friends, when we were discussing pronouns over a fair-trade coffee and organic locally sourced vegan muffins in our local feminist ...

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