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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 16, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Keith_J

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb

Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie, but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me. I said, "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2015." "Really?" he said. "No."

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A guy walks into a bar. There's only him and the bartender. After serving his patron, the bartender goes to the end of a long bar to dry glasses. The guy sips his drink. While doing so he hears "NICE SUIT!"...he looks around. There's no one else in ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Confused, he asks the bartender “why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?” The bartender says “I’m glad you asked, currently we have a challenge going on ...

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You pinch its nose...

According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style. He sits up and begs for half an hour, then she rolls over and plays dead.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Herpes.

Three young women are in the waiting room at their Obstetrician's office. Two of the three have seen the doctor previously. One of those two says: "The doctor says that we are going to have a boy because he was on top when we conceived." The second ...

I like jokes that say something about life. For example if this is your relationship then.... Two gamblers at a poker table and one says " This game is rigged I`m leaving " Second guy says " Yeah I know it`s fixed but it`s the only game in town "

Two political jokes that don`t mention politics. A guy driving though Ireland asks " Can you tell me how to get to cork? " " Well if I were you I wouldn't have started from here " Two drunks in a bar. First one says " If I had 2 million dollars. I...

I have this gay friend, he is a big guy with a beard. Now most of the time he is very happy with his sexuality, size etc. but sometimes he gets depressed. I guess he is a bi-polar bear.

A good one for this group... A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand."

I bought a toilet brush a few days ago. Long story short... I'm going back to paper

I accidentally laid a melting chocolate bar on my 1040 form. I fudged a bit on my income taxes

I traded a deer for an entire box of dynamite. I got a lot of bang for my buck.

My great great grandmother was a prostitute on a wagon train. She was a westward ho.

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said: “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.” The next day the father ...

What’s the difference between an elephant and a zippo? One weighs a ton, the other’s a little lighter

A guy was driving down a country road when he spotted a farmer holding a pig in his arms. The pig was eating apples off a tree, and the guy got very curious. He leaned out the window and said, "Isn't that kind of time consuming?" The farmer shook ...

Here's a classic: Two guys are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head and he doesn't appear to be breathing. His buddy takes out his cell phone and immediately calls 911. Gasping, he says...

So, it is pig jokes now, eh? A fella was driving down a country road. Needing directions, when he spotted a farmer and a pig in a barnyard he stopped to ask. He noticed that the pig only had three legs, so he asked the farmer about that. The farmer...

My gay neighbor gave me a sex tape of him and his husband for my birthday. I think he misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch."

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but I dumped her because she was seeing someone on the side.

I totally freaked out my UPS driver today when I came to the door completely naked. Was she shocked by my nakedness or that I knew where she lived?

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