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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb

I tried to be polite and open the door for this lady, but she just kept yelling, "Occupied!"

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

Favorite Spike Milligan joke A guy goes on holiday to Spain and when he gets back he finds that his flat has been burgled. They have taken absolutely everyg, furniture, pictures, light fittings, carpets etc, and replaced them with exact replicas. So ...

A stranger enters a small town saloon and orders a drink. A seductive lady comes up to him. They chit chat and she offers him to go up to a room upstairs. They get mind blowing oral . After a nap, the guy gets out of bed, gets dressed then heads for...

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? There making headlines everywhere!

Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

One time there was a costume party in town, where a man and a woman came in, both practically nude. The guy had a string around his waist, with a potato dangling in front of his genitals. The woman also had a string with a lemon in front of her ...

What footwear do French people wear? Phillipe Phillops. ...I'm sorry I'll be leaving now

Three brothers are at their widowed father's funeral. When the last will and testament was read they found out that they each inherit an equal share of their father's cattle ranch as expected. A few months later they decide to change the name of ...

Mr. and Mrs. Potato had three daughters, all of whom had recently become engaged and were each going to announce her engagement to their parents at dinner. The oldest daughter said: "I am going to marry a russet potato." Her dad exclaimed: "That is...

I met a gay couple who seem made for each other: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

A barman closes up on a Wednesday night and discovers a puddle of piss by the bar. This continues for a month or so, always in the same place and always on Wednesdays. So he takes one Wednesday off at sits in the bar hoping to catch the culprit. Sure...

Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party

You ever seen a really beautiful person you want to talk to, but you think they might freak out when you step out of their closet?

Interviewer: how long were you employed in your last job? Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.

So I phoned my local Chinese restaurant and asked " Do you deliver? " " No, we do chicken, beef and pork "

To file in the bizzarro world of jokes: two cows are sitting on a branch of a tree knitting. an elephant flies by. .... a few minutes later another elephant buzzes pass them ... ... a few minutes later 2 more elephants buzz pass the 2 cows at which ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 22, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by LetzGetReal

(OK, one last time only bc I am tenacious & like clarity; sorry the last one got skewed as the ending didn't post even tho I thought I had it written out... will K.I S. this go around!) What'a do when a happy/fun looking health food salesperson ...

Not so cheesy but it's a joke! "The Gorilla on the Roof Joke" A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla ...

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Thanks for explaining the word "mucho" to me. It means a lot.

I was invited to a party, and ' tie only' was written on the invitation card, but when I got there, I noticed other people had also worn shirts and pants.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 23, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? For bird flu, you need tweetment. For swine flu, you need oinkment.

A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he approaches St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks, "What was your most noble deed?" "Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing an old lady outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest,...

Three baptist preachers were going to a Southern Baptist Convention with their wives there was a wreck, and "sniff Sniff" They were all killed. They find them selves in front of St Peter waiting to get into heaven. the first couple approch the pearly...

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