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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 25, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Statistically the musical instrument most likely to be played by a transient is an oboe.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
My understanding of galactic clusters is nebulous.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by MarcT
Why did the scarecrow get the promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?..... Because then it would be a foot.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 23, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why does a room full of married people look so empty? Because there's not a single person in it.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 24, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by ejbman
The Romaine Empire has fallen. Caesar is dead. Lettuce give thanks.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 25, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Tech support: “What does the screen say now?” Customer: “It says ‘Hit enter when ready.’” Tech support: “Well?” Customer: “How do I know when it’s ready?”
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Teacher: "How do you keep your old car running better?" Student: "Check the prices of a new car regularly."
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 10, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by ejbman
Orion's Belt is a giant waist of space. Terrible joke. Only three stars.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jan 19, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by boatdude87
It's not incorrect....
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 25, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by SKH78
The fart poem from so many decades ago - Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so we eat beans at every meal !!!!!
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 26, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
A skeleton starts to bust out crying.... The other skeleton ask him what's the matter? Why are you crying?.... I've got no body!!!
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 22, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
The other day I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 28, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Dogs cannot operate an MRI. But Catscan.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 11, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by ejbman
I just read a joke about Oedipus and Midas. It was motherfucking gold.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Are condominiums small prophylactics...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 10, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by SKH78
He who farts in church sits in his own pew.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 1, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisors office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled, ...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Doug
A man traveling in the country side stops in a bar for a drink. He asks the var tender what the sign posted behind him was about. "Oh, we have the most depressed horse ever out back in the stable. I will give a free drink to anyone who can make ...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
I commented on a woman's facebook picture today and she called me a creepy stalker. So I backed my car out of her driveway and went home.
7 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum
I used to get annoyed at all the misspellings and grammar errors men make in text conversations. Then I realised I should give them a break. It's tough to type with one hand.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 14, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
My uncle got arrested for selling illegal hair products. They threw him in gel
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Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

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