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Jul 25, 2024Jul 2024

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. After noticing there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar, he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all ...

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Jul 28, 2024Jul 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows. They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.

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Jul 30, 2024Jul 2024

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A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury. One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?" The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"

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Aug 9, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you call a Magician without magic? .......Ian.

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Aug 11, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.

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Aug 13, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by anglophone

Question: My clock keeps jumping from 4:03 to 4:05. It also gains two minutes every day. Why is this? Answer: 4:04 is "minute not found". (I'll leave quietly.)

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Aug 31, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Weather.... It's so hot, the garlic took it's cloves off!

Can’t trust those aliens.

A German shepherd sat down at a Steinway and started playing "Sheep may safely graze". His Bach was worse than his bite.

A little boy was walking down a dirt road with no houses around. He sees a house and knocks on the door and an old man answered the door...hi son, what can i do for ya? Little boy says, well i was just looking in your yard and saw a fishing pond. ...

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal.”

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Sep 11, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A guy gets bitten by a zombie but he hasn't completely turned yet. The end of his finger fell off so he handed it to a non-infected man saying, "This can happen to you, now run!" Before running, the appreciative man looks back and says, "Thanks for ...

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Sep 13, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What is the oldest animal? The Zebra. Why you ask... it's because it's still in black and white

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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Sep 16, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name? Alice: Ballpoint. Carol: Is that his real name? Alice: No, that’s his pen name.

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No... She responded: "How about now?"

Started a new job as a delivery man today. When I got to my first address there was a sticky note on the door saying, "Dear Mr Delivery Man we're out, please hide in garage." That was eight hours ago and still nobody's found me.

"Hey boss, what should I do with this big roll of bubble wrap?" "Just pop it in the storeroom" I was there all day

The coffee shop had a sign that said "No WiFi, pretend it's 1973!" So, I paid 10¢ for my coffee and lit a cigarette.

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Oct 1, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend. She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

Guys, I need help here. I just had an argument with my wife & she told me I was right. "What do I do next?"

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Oct 5, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by anglophone

Q: What do you get if you drop a grand piano on a child? A: A flat minor.

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Oct 6, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

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Oct 8, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.” Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”

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