9 curse words came out of my mouth just remembering the last time this happened to me...

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Been close a couple times.. had a june bug hit me dead square in the forhead on the bike, dam near knocked me off.. & a bee get up in my pant leg.. NOT good.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Just for scientific research I'm engaged in, how far up your pant leg???

Mystery solved....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Also penguin knees is fun to say.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Oh, the good old-fashioned "bee's knees" wasn't good enough for you!!!

Gigity!....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

As an aging perv,I heartily approve this message.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Perv you are, but you'll never grow old!

Calling Uber?

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Probably because you can't remember the address.. and sent him around the same block a few times.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@mistymoon77 Oh, such an innocent! Most of us caught that one straight away, but, then, we've been there!

Badababah!!!! I’m lovin’ in! The traps must have caught the motherload.

Insectra comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I usually just purchase my mice from The Gourmet Rodent. This would be so much more convenient!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Mice, with a side of 'possum! Or is that the other way 'round?

Part 2 of pick up lines women will never need to use

Captnron59 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

All those work for me...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

A simple "come-hither" look works for most of us. We are simple creatures!

Meanwhile in a far,faraway land.

Captnron59 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

They found god!! Salvation is only a probe away.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

It's just a slot away, it's just a slot away!

Phd.. Pffhyt...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

PhD = Piled higher & Deeper

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

It starts off BS, we know what that means, MS = More of the Same, & then the PhD.

I mentioned on a comment string on Facebook - started by an actual Jewish friend of mine who ...

RavenCT comments on Apr 6, 2018:

And this is why so many of us have left FB. I've remained due to family I keep up with there. But it's a serious issue. Whether to engage or not? Tonight someone was saying Republicans were wonderful for 100s of years - it was a really ignorant meme - and thankfully someone else was able to ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

I'm on FB to stir the pot by posting articles or "memes" from this site & a few "atheist" sites that are actually on FB. Plus some of those atheist sites have good conversations, such as we have here, & some excellent stuff I bring over here. Good cross-fertilization! Plus I get pictures of my grand-nieces & nephews that I wouldn't get otherwise, so there's that!

My other fave - THE EAGLES

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Living in Arizona I had to post this one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8KEbQA8kw

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Stevil They've got a statue on that corner now to commemorate this!

All I can do is smh & go WTF...

Markus comments on Apr 6, 2018:

“Demands that you believe the impossible, do not usually lead to peaceful outcomes” —Hitch—

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

He is sorely missed!

Traffic - John Barleycorn Must Die (full)... [youtube.com]

FrayedBear comments on Apr 6, 2018:

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

so sorry, but you probably have this album anyway!

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Rudy1962 I was at that 'very curious' age myself when this came out (13) & I didn't actually see it until a few friends & I sat outside the fence of a drive-in (yeah, they actually showed it at a drive-in!). No sound, but I don't think we cared!

Wil Wheaton acts out meeting William Bleeping Shatner [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Thanks, @RavenCT, that was priceless!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@RavenCT What is the sound of one hand clapping?

All I can do is smh & go WTF...

BeeHappy comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Huh??? I don't understand. LOL

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Another Deepak Chopra in the making!

My favorite counselor.

CGDEvermond comments on Apr 5, 2018:

The most I have ever got on my cats is a diamond necklace, and she still wan't happy, just because she saw the rock Liz Taylor had on her paw.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

You may be just a little bit closer to your cat than is usual. I think it's illegal in your state, so make sure she doesn't get on FB & blab about that rock!

When I originally saw the title for this I was going to use it as a comment to a Ted Nugent post.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

When people used to say Obama is a radical socialist, my response was always, "I wish."

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Yeah, same here! Tho a disappointment in many ways, he's a damn paragon compared to the shitstorm we have right now!

Apparently "Lol, Death?" was the wrong answer to this post. Whoopsie.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't remember asking for 10-20 in the big house

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Yeah, but just so they fit in the trunk better!

Missing a number?

AtheistInNC comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Puitans. Sheesh.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@EricTrommater It's on the banks of the Long Dong River.

God's will be done.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

@BeeHappy, have you thought this thru?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@BeeHappy Best of luck! They have a watch on me, now, along with the high schools, the YWCA, the women's prison, all beauty salons,...

Purr......... ♥

RavenCT comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Most relaxing sound in the world.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 6, 2018:

That & releasing a good bong hit! (Sorry, I'm in the wrong group!!!) LOL

Meet the Bubble That Will Destroy the Universe. Maybe.... [livescience.com]

HeathenFarmer comments on Apr 4, 2018:

You can always count on particle physics to find a way to wreck your day.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@HeathenFarmer, so is the Earth, for that matter!

I have someone specific in mind... wonder who?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ouch?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird Promise, promises!

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch.

FrayedBear comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Groan. What an oldie. I think I heard that nearly sixty years ago in primary school!???? If she had nearly 600 customers in one night it proved two things- 1. American men can't last longer than sixty seconds and 2. She had incredibly well developed pelvic floor and vaginal muscles! ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

3. & Australians take jokes way too literally!

Because...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

You can't teach them new tricks???

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@BeeHappy Why so hostile?

God's will be done.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

@BeeHappy, have you thought this thru?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@BeeHappy Those guys don't look all that old. Gonna start hitting the high-schools?

& TV!.

mudhen comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Roseanne is dead to me. The right-wing crazies are welcome to her.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Haven't seen it, yet, & should, to be fair. I did like the original show but have avoided her interviews on her support of tRump. Don't think I could take it!

Cause kids are....great?????

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

How did you get pictures of @Blindbird's kids?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird The bigger question is, will they?

Traffic - John Barleycorn Must Die (full)... [youtube.com]

KKGator comments on Apr 5, 2018:

The entire album was perfection. Not a shit track in the bunch.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I surely can't argue with that! One of the all-time best, no doubt!

Wil Wheaton acts out meeting William Bleeping Shatner [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Thanks, @RavenCT, that was priceless!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@RavenCT Nothing???

I have someone specific in mind... wonder who?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ouch?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@BeeHappy Usual state of affairs!

Jim Finds Flaws in Sex Trafficking Prevention Bills - The Jim Jefferies Show.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

He's not wrong. There is a tendancy for laws like this to wind up protecting the guilty and making life more dangerous for the vulnerable. Ever wonder why that is?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

We live in a patriarchal oligarchy?

Huh??? Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well, you'd have to tie me up to get me to attend!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird @Livinlife As much as you girls want/need. I aim to please. I often miss, but I aim to!

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Rudy1962 "I Am Curious (Yellow)" One of the first "mass-market" XXX films, 1967, so if your birthdate is your "name", you were still using it just to pee!

As much as I make fun of the Butthurt Normies.

Captnron59 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Put down the diaper and back out of the sandbox!!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

doesn't need the diaper, used the sandbox! The cat taught 'em!

Sam Harris on Feminism... [youtube.com]

Torq comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Wonderful elucidation by Harris. He mirrors my thoughts almost exactly.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't always totally agree with Harris but I do here. He cuts it right down the middle & gets to the core.

Brain-Uploading Company Has No Immediate Plans to Upload Brains.

mordant comments on Apr 5, 2018:

This is one of those "we can't prove it doesn't work, so it might" types of things. My guess is that consciousness is way more than simply the physical connections (or "connectome" as they put it). It is probably a particular configuration of activity and potentials within a living connectome, and ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Agreed, & I think the over-hype is the reason MIT split, not the research itself. So much more is involved & I don't think just embalming the brain will do it, & I wonder what fundamental chemical properties may be destroyed or altered by doing so. As for cryogenics, imo, unless you actually get a type of "hibernation" or real suspended animation, I think anyone seriously hoping to be "brought back" once a cure for cancer or whatever befell them is found is ludicrous. You are dead, curing that is a bit more than curing leukemia!

A Catholic priest once described the hearing of the confessions of nuns as like being stoned to ...

NothinnXpreVails comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Wish I could get stoned to death

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@NothinnXpreVails I remember sitting around with friends listening to this when it first came out & we all had to take a few seconds staring at each other before we burst out laughing! & yes, we just may have been stoned!

A Catholic priest once described the hearing of the confessions of nuns as like being stoned to ...

NothinnXpreVails comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Wish I could get stoned to death

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@NothinnXpreVails Well, you'll get the stoned part, but not dead. Possibly, tho... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvLXzusn2oI

Missing a number?

AtheistInNC comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Puitans. Sheesh.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

No, I think more "Sold Out"! That should probably get more than one slot (so to speak)!

A Catholic priest once described the hearing of the confessions of nuns as like being stoned to ...

NothinnXpreVails comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Wish I could get stoned to death

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

It's called heroin with Fentanyl!

Everyday after work

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hail Satan and his rubber squeaky.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Livinlife You have time to hunt them ALL down between shifts?!? You are damn good!

I am curious what others think: If life were discovered on another world (planet, moon, comet, ...

mordant comments on Apr 5, 2018:

They will simply adapt either their belief system, or more likely, their understanding of the facts, to accommodate. Religious faith, by its inherent nature, cherry picks or distorts facts to fit its presuppositionalist beliefs. It will, of course, be more of a problem for some sects than for ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI

I am curious what others think: If life were discovered on another world (planet, moon, comet, ...

Torq comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There's been an overall consistent trend towards nontheism for centuries, I think, that has, at least partially, been attributable to scientific discovery and literacy. While I do not think confirmation of alien life would eradicate religion, I do believe it would would do its part to hasten its ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I agree. To the died in the wool theist it would make little difference as he would either ignore it or try to make it part of his story. Doubters or those on the fence may be nudged more towards a skeptical stance by confirmation of life elsewhere.

Attn: @Blindbird & @Insectra: Teeth-Bearing 'Zombie' Raccoons Scaring Residents of Ohio Town.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Poor critters. That's sad

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I know! If they're diseased we won't be allowed to eat them!

Patato patato

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Did you know there is a lawsuit filed by the government against Taco Bell alleging that the filler that they use cannot be technically called "food?"

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Captnron59 How essential are they really if they need a recall?

Everyday after work

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hail Satan and his rubber squeaky.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Livinlife How many xtian babies do you have to sacrifice?

Join the club

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

So am I but did anyone make a meme of me? Tree thinks it's special or something?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@EricTrommater ...& look it!

I think I'm in the clear

RavenCT comments on Apr 5, 2018:

https://giftedgrape.com/portovino-wine-purse-with-pour-spout-platinum/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwkpfWBRDZARIsAAfeXao6uSFU7djLBXHot8x1xCcmLcUBncbbA-zsCxIOUtQyNx6MZyAi4KAaAv_jEALw_wcB

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Perfect!

Ain't that the truth

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

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phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@psycheworks Let me know when you have all the details worked out!

Still "404's" showing up, folks! Warning Will Robinson!

psycheworks comments on Apr 5, 2018:

yep I've had a few

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Twisted, definitely!!!

Still "404's" showing up, folks! Warning Will Robinson!

psycheworks comments on Apr 5, 2018:

yep I've had a few

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@psycheworks Dirty, no, perverted, maybe.

Warning, for some reason my last post is a "404"

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

If you edit a post it sends it intp 404 land.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@EricTrommater Pain in the ass to have to get back on & then delete the new 404 tab!

Watch out for the fine lines!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Actually, I prefer a stout cord to a fine line!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Markus Was still a good play on words!

I have always had a fascination with the violin or “the fiddle” as it is known in certain ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Always liked her! Just great! Here's a collaboration... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE2GCa-_nyU

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

This has 1.9 Million likes & over 164 Million views!

Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Shhh, or I suck your face off!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@RavenCT Shhh! If the CIA gets word of that all the elephants will be drafted!

@madfawks

Sarahroo29 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

What does that tattoo mean? I know it is for mental illness. Which one?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Sarahroo29 Keep the symbolism in your mind. That's where it needs to be anyway.

The '50's, TBT enough for ya'! (4 or 5 tries each to get a take, this is getting to be work, ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm thinking it might be taking 4 or 5 tries to get it up *because* you're from the 50's?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird (mini-brain)

Spring? Nopity nope nope nope

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

"By the time I get to Phoenix,..." Oh! I'm already there!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Livinlife Thanks, but they're already in season here! LOL

Ok, back to TBT, a little further than the last, from the 1950's to the 1850's...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I read somewhere that the overly attached girlfriend one is actually a posed corpse.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird Is it already? Come closer & take a ...whiff!

Story of my life

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Need another 'slice', remembering what I was looking for a minute ago!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird Yes, yes I do!

Huh??? Lol

Nickbeee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Haha!! Jesus loves a strap on

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Standard issue for all nuns!

Watch out for the fine lines!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Actually, I prefer a stout cord to a fine line!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Markus Nice reply, tho I was trying to keep it to just a bondage level!

Dave Brubeck! Take Five [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

My Dad turned me on to these guys! Love 'em! And this is so fun... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbdEzRfbeH4

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

& one more absolutely classic... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9GgmGLPbWU

Dave Brubeck! Take Five [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

My Dad turned me on to these guys! Love 'em! And this is so fun... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbdEzRfbeH4

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

& a different take (not 5, LOL)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGvm7lQ8l7o

I... well... ah.... no words.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ah, forever art that's not proofed!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

No Regerts!

@madfawks

Sarahroo29 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

What does that tattoo mean? I know it is for mental illness. Which one?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Getting through suicide, ideation or attempts, of oneself or loved ones.

Joni Mitchell - Court and Spark (full)... [youtube.com]

ballou comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Great album. I had a girlfriend at one time that played it all the time! lol

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Well, that & a lot of the playlist shat!

Joni Mitchell - Court and Spark (full)... [youtube.com]

ballou comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Great album. I had a girlfriend at one time that played it all the time! lol

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't like anything all the time, no matter how great! That's why Top 40 radio killed so much for me!

My favorite counselor.

RavenCT comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Cats listen so well. Also that tie - I don't do this - but I'm so tempted. The struggle is real! (Not to put clothing on them).

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@RavenCT Stay safe!!!

Cecile Richards - How Planned Parenthood is Faring Under President Trump | The Daily Show.

BeeHappy comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I didn't know she was Ann Richard's daughter!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Neither did I 'til this. Her Mom would be proud!

& TBT really visits the Way-Back Machine...

DonThiebaut comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Haberdashery! ?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

It is one of those "funny" words, isn't it?

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Yellow! (Or is that reference too old for you?)

Can I throw up now..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

No Peppermint Schnapps

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Rudy1962 It has, it has!

There is no agnostic vs. atheist! The peeve I have...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2018:

I do consider myself an agnostic atheist. I've gone over this in detail on a few other posts on this site, but what I would like to bring up here is that I proudly sport the label "atheist" for a few reasons. One, the fact that it seems to be this "branch" of the spectrum that is the most active in ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@silvereyes Another way to say it.

Google Employees Are Livid About Company's 'Evil' Military Partnership... [livescience.com]

Druvius comments on Apr 5, 2018:

"Non offensive uses only." Um, no, a global military empire is purely about offense, by definition.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Yep, which is what the employees are worried about!

Story of my life

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Need another 'slice', remembering what I was looking for a minute ago!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird Ah, from that razor-sharp tongue of yours?

Warning, for some reason my last post is a "404"

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

If you edit a post it sends it intp 404 land.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

So, get it right the first time!

Ok, back to TBT, a little further than the last, from the 1950's to the 1850's...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I read somewhere that the overly attached girlfriend one is actually a posed corpse.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird Not really, I get a stiffy easily enough! Can even keep it for a spell!

The '50's, TBT enough for ya'! (4 or 5 tries each to get a take, this is getting to be work, ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm thinking it might be taking 4 or 5 tries to get it up *because* you're from the 50's?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird I see it took you awhile to respond to that. I wonder why!!!

Little Feat - one of my fav albums [youtube.com]

Scotttheshot comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Love Little Feat. Waiting for Columbus is my favorite.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Great Live album!

Ok, back to TBT, a little further than the last, from the 1950's to the 1850's...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I read somewhere that the overly attached girlfriend one is actually a posed corpse.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

You two do bear a striking resemblance!

The '50's, TBT enough for ya'! (4 or 5 tries each to get a take, this is getting to be work, ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm thinking the last one is going to be very popular with the ladies

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird Only if you promise to drink it from there!

The '50's, TBT enough for ya'! (4 or 5 tries each to get a take, this is getting to be work, ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm thinking it might be taking 4 or 5 tries to get it up *because* you're from the 50's?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Will not be nasty on this one to you. I realize you're like this because all of your possums got squished in the road. It's ok, tho. They all found good homes in the local homeless encampment, in the stewpots!

Try this again...It's not a TBT, but I found it & had to post it...

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

One can only hope... let's pray... not.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

LOL!

Still getting "404" responses on some photos here, just as an FYI!

RavenCT comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Has anyone heard from @Admin on these issues? Even my notification feed is buggy today. Also trying to post a photo is a trial in patience.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Same here, on both! I get multiple alerts of old posts I 'answered' ages ago. & it takes 4 or 5 attempts before a photo posts! If I wanted to work this hard I'd have a job!

The '50's, TBT enough for ya'! (4 or 5 tries each to get a take, this is getting to be work, ...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

So worth the effort tho...thank you Bill.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Also, TBT enough?

The '50's, TBT enough for ya'! (4 or 5 tries each to get a take, this is getting to be work, ...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

So worth the effort tho...thank you Bill.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

As with you, it's a labor of love, & necessity (memes are life!)

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Rudy1962 & I'm very surprised you actually did the math!!!

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Rudy1962 She's a trouper!

Is it because I really like possums? Is it because it bugs Bill? I'll never tell. @phxbillcee.

BeeHappy comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Anything that bugs Bill sounds good to me. ?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@BeeHappy For us, this IS nice!

The Otter and His Teddy....again without the 404 error.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Watch out for cute things. They will attack

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@EricTrommater I'm not sure about the teeth, but we know she has the sharp tongue!

Can I throw up now..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

No Peppermint Schnapps

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Especially the 100 proof variety! Oh, lawdy the drunks on that!

Can I throw up now..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

A good portion of my adolescent weekend party menu!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I never thought I'd make it this far! Hell, there's often I hoped not & depended on that!

Story of my life

idlopalev comments on Apr 5, 2018:

My Pie chart would have Eating at a much larger area The looking for things I just had a minute ago would be non existant but I would probably add Forgetting what word it is I wanted to use in a sentence.(nothing to do with age btw, Just slightly brain damaged)

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Well, you are female! (& that is as much for @Blindbird as any other lady, trying to get her triggered again!!! LOL)

The '50's, TBT enough for ya'! (4 or 5 tries each to get a take, this is getting to be work, ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm thinking the last one is going to be very popular with the ladies

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

That's why I put the previous one there, too! Plus, I'm trying to get @Blindbird triggered for the 3rd time this morning!

My favorite counselor.

RavenCT comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Cats listen so well. Also that tie - I don't do this - but I'm so tempted. The struggle is real! (Not to put clothing on them).

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Keep struggling! (My cats told me to tell you that!)

The '50's, TBT enough for ya'! (4 or 5 tries each to get a take, this is getting to be work, ...

idlopalev comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Backwash caused a very large Tuberculosis outbreak..Just sayin

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Mono, too! The "Kissing Disease"!

Ermergerhd lets see if this posts

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Especially since she gets an axe! (& the brew!)

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@idlopalev As long as you don't call me "Spanky"!!!

Duck suit meme sans 404 error.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Is that guy on the end taking a crap? Really getting into the part

phxbillcee replies on Apr 5, 2018:

No, he's waiting to get "goosed"!!!