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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns... ...but the third has groan in significance.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Moravian
They say one in four men is gay. I have three best friends so I wonder which of them is gay. I hope it's Paul. He is cute !
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Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I saw a giant mouse so I tried to hit it. I now have a lifetime ban from Disneyland.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by noworry28
My neighbor saw me with my car hood up last month when I was putting windshield wiper fluid in my car to refill it. Yesterday he asked me what's the best oil to use for an oil change. I told him Avocado or olive oils are what I use. Now he is mad ...
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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Moravian
A woman went into a store and asked for tampax. The hard of hearing storekeeper thought she said tacks and said do you want the type that have to be hammered in or you can push in with your thumb. Poor lady looked horrified.
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Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m seeing a therapist for my kleptomania. Am taking away something valuable from each session.
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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...
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Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw a man stealing groceries the other day while on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He got charged with shoplifting on two counts.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 11, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Dec 13, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A real legal transcript: Bailiff to Defendant: Are you going to hire your own attorney or get a court appointed? Defendant: I'm going to represent myself. Bailiff: Do you have any legal knowledge? Defendant (dead serious): I've watched a few ...
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Dec 16, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Dec 17, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
For sale: Midwife text books. (Can deliver)
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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by anglophone
"Let go of my Great Tits!" screamed the ornithologist.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 23, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
It’s really hard to define ‘virtue signalling’. As I was saying the other day, to some of my Muslim plus other friends, when we were discussing pronouns over a fair-trade coffee and organic locally sourced vegan muffins in our local feminist ...
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Dec 25, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I had a nightmare of a day, the computers went down and everything had to be done manually. It took me ten minutes just to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
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Dec 27, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What happens when a police officer gets into bed? He becomes an undercover cop.
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Jan 10, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I sleep like a baby. Every morning I wake up screaming around 2 o’clock.
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Jan 11, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
One week into my new job at the bicycle factory, & already they've made me the spokesperson.
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Jan 12, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I thought I might do well in my rugby history test. But unfortunately I didn’t pass.
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Jan 12, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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Jan 13, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.
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Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
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Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Do you know why you've never see an elephant hiding up in a tree?" "No, why?" "Because they’re really good at it."
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Jan 24, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I never lie on my CV… because it creases it.
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Jan 24, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
''For awhile I lived in a small town where were no numbers on the houses.'' ''Didn't that make it difficult to locate a specific house?'' ''Yeah, until the town decided to address the issue.''
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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