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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Operation pun
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
Please add to my list. Two men and one woman are stranded on a small island. What happens? If they’re Americans: the two men go over to one side and talk business. If they’re British: nothing since they haven’t been properly introduced. If ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by MikeEC
Kindergarten teacher Ms. Prussy decided to find out if her students knew the "grown-up words" for bodily functions, so she asked: "Can anyone use the word urinate in a sentence? Only little Mikey raised his hand, and Ms. Prussy asked again hoping ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What do you two men fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this shit.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum
Not a joke per se but I just had a 10 minute argument with my 4yo. His lego mans arm fell off and I said "tis but a scratch" now he's mad at me and yelling "his whole arms off!" Who decided I was allowed around children?
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Was reading where some cannibals dined on a selection of preists, rabbis, shaiman, and assorted other men of faith....sounds like they got a little taste of reilgion.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Hat do you call a podium that eats people? Hannibal Lectern
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
When the CEO dropped his brownie on the calculator, was he trying to fudge the numbers?
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
After punching his computer and breaking his hand, the guy required tech knuckle support.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
An auctioneer often looks forbidding
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Two shellfish got into a legal dispute. They settled it in small clams court.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by artnerd
Two dyslexics are in a room when one says to the other,"Do you smell gas? "Smell gas?" The other says, " I can't even smell my own name."
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by Leeshi
How do crabs get out of hospitals? (this one is a bit gross, so I apologize in advance. I heard it when I was in school—the dark ages)...On crotches...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by Leeshi
What did the tomato say to the mushroom? “You seem like a real fun guy.”
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by Karen916
One day, in an old west town, the citizens were all fleeing for the hills while shouting "Big John's coming!" A stranger was headed for the saloon, wondering what all the uproar was about, and found the place all but deserted. Just as he walked up ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
For my fellow musicians did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes? Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestion. What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun? The machine gun repeats only 10 ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 8, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
The sweep fell down a chimney and was black-listed
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Cheesy Jokes
May 8, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
A scientist kept a close ion her equipment
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Cheesy Jokes
May 8, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
No one knew who was attacking the castle until we learned it was the forces of Sir Nymbas of Cumulus, the legendary Dark and Stormy Knight
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Cheesy Jokes
May 8, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
To be a successful frequent flier you need a lot of connections
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Cheesy Jokes
May 7, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
The toddler absolutely wouldn't take a nap. His mother said he was resisting a rest.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 7, 2018May 2018

Posted by SKH78
A joke a young child told me " Say this when you belch - Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me from the bottom of my heart - if it came out the other way, it would have been a fart."
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Cheesy Jokes
May 7, 2018May 2018

Posted by Livinlife
Uh, I mean little person....
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