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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 25Jan 25

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? "Thanks, I’ll never part with it!"
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Jan 25Jan 25

Posted by Zealandia
If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Jan 24Jan 24

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
''For awhile I lived in a small town where were no numbers on the houses.'' ''Didn't that make it difficult to locate a specific house?'' ''Yeah, until the town decided to address the issue.''
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Jan 24Jan 24

Posted by Zealandia
I never lie on my CV… because it creases it.
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Jan 21Jan 21

Posted by Zealandia
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Jan 21Jan 21

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
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Jan 20Jan 20

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Do you know why you've never see an elephant hiding up in a tree?" "No, why?" "Because they’re really good at it."
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Jan 20Jan 20

Posted by Zealandia
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
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Jan 20Jan 20

Posted by Zealandia
My fear of moving stairs escalates.
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Jan 18Jan 18

Posted by Zealandia
I get plenty of exercise. I'm frequently jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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Jan 17Jan 17

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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Jan 16Jan 16

Posted by anglophone
Obscure (unless you are an electrician): "Watt one do you get when a megavolt meets a microamp?"
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Jan 16Jan 16

Posted by anglophone
Husband to au pair just before dinner: "Have you laid the table?" Au pair: "No, but I have just laid your wife."
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Jan 15Jan 15

Posted by Zealandia
How long has your heating unit been broken?” says the specialist. “Two weeks,” says the customer. “Why did you wait so long?” says the specialist. This cold weather is no joke.” “My in-laws were here,” said the customer. They wanted ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 15Jan 15

Posted by Zealandia
Aliens faking the Earth landing…
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Jan 13Jan 13

Posted by Zealandia
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.
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Jan 12Jan 12

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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Jan 12Jan 12

Posted by Zealandia
I thought I might do well in my rugby history test. But unfortunately I didn’t pass.
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Jan 11Jan 11

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
One week into my new job at the bicycle factory, & already they've made me the spokesperson.
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Jan 11Jan 11

Posted by Zealandia
Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
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Jan 10Jan 10

Posted by Zealandia
I sleep like a baby. Every morning I wake up screaming around 2 o’clock.
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Jan 9Jan 9

Posted by Zealandia
If you want to give someone a back-handed compliment, just tell them they have really nice knuckles.
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Jan 7Jan 7

Posted by Zealandia
I was alone in the bath. Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
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Jan 7Jan 7

Posted by Zealandia
Got a job working in a hayfield. After one day, I bailed.
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Jan 6Jan 6

Posted by Zealandia
I was in my car driving back from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, ‘One minute I’m on the phone.'
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