Sorry. Can't do it.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Have to have some limits

I could so use this...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

That's a beauty

I may start to like her...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

She is my kind of ex con

Bet he wakes up most nights like this...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Love it

Cats ARE smarter than dogs lol

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

And cats aren't narcs

Just saw this, had to share

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Sounds entertaining

Just keep quiet

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Oldie but a goody

Keep your balance kitty ?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Drain the tub

So, Trump asked mommy(house of representatives ) and daddy (senate) for extra allowance for a new ...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

No comments but I like your description

Poor baby....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

So the mother fucker should just resign

Given the title....it only seems fair.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Sexy

A tempting offer....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

That is how it works

No....no there is not.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Capitalist Peanut!

Release the monkeys!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Maybe that's how the Planet of the Apes starts

Now if I had a therapist. I'm feeling thirsty.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Or an opportunist

That fortune ALMOST came true for me.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I once came close to that. I lived next to the crack house and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon

He tells everyone the next day that he got laid.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Yah. I'm not proud. Been there. Done that.

They deserve parties, too!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

What comes around goes around

This guy is a pussy magnet.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

He's gots it going on

I don't want get out of Dodge quickly.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Those tricksters

It's a miracle!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

She looks familiar

Wonder what the teacher thought.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Fuctastic

Sounds good, but it's too long. (That's not what she said.)

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Ya Yaga ya

Thought I might slip this one by.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I have a pair of crocs just like that

Love is....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Kinky

Try it...I double dog dare you.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

That'll show'em

Any twins around?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Sexy

Omniscience?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Too late

We should try this

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

LMAO!

Happy Valentine's Day ;-)

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

What woman could resist?

Work is a four letter word.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Yah. Work sucks

Ah, Amore.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Hell I'm sitting around counting every second until he dies

She could be my soul mate...if either of us had a soul.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I wonder if there is a chance she has daddy issues or her ma is available

We’ve Been Reduced to Enemy Combatants in Our Own Country

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Lock us up! Lock us up! I think it's the natural consequence of out of control capitalism

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Sometimes it doesn't have to be that advanced. Some people don't do sarcasm

Agreed....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Yah Justin, get out and take your snow with ya!!

I can post this because I'm fat.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Ahh Dr Phil sucks

Saving money.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Wow, talk about timing

At least something is pointing forward

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Transpa looks ready to kick some ass

Penny wise (not Pennywise!)...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Stop crying, man!!

Hahaha....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

That's adogable

No means no, or else suffer the consequences. Just sayin'.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Sounds familiar

Slow dad...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Wow That is slow

All right so I clicked on a couple different groups and I ended up landing on this one and I'll get ...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I think you came to the right group

& the last...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I'm treating my hand to a bubble bath and massage for the special day

He had a way with physics & a way with words, LOL!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

How sbout, You must be (E)nergy because my (M)assive (C)ock (2) squares in size when I see you. NOTE! Not directed at you sir

Can I call this an intermission?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Why not ?

Kids say the darndest things!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I also love whores

Don't kitty kitty me!!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Tomcat

Mesmerizing

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

She does have pretty eyes

This is why you have kids when you are young

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Good point

Thanks for sharing

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Look at those puppies

Gonna be some shouting

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Boy are they going to be surprised

Can you guess/

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

A big one?

Ah, Fox ''news'' and their master-debators.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

There are two kind of guys:. Those that masturbate and those that lie

I’m stuck in Limbo on this one ?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Good question

Little old but still funny

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

House ain't dealing with that shit

Taking a wild guess

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Get humped by a cat day?

and people wonder why there is an obesity epidemic !!!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

That's because it isn't

act of dog

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Aren't they all weird?

Inflation......

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

That's what I do with my blow up doll

So much facepalm

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Some folks just ain't good at critical thinking

I will do anything to get those darn cats into trouble.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Evil genius

Wouldnt want to be any other way.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Fantastic

And wears that like a badge of honor.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Cool cat

Yo bro... no jeebus here

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Truth bomb

For that special someone...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

When you love your partner but don't really trust them

Ya gotta remember not to do that.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

On my phone it looks like the baby has been eating shit

{Warning! This is not a meme!!! (LOL!)} I just hit Level 9.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Holy crap!!!

You can tell the cartoonist, Scott Stantis, is a Republican.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Booo

Apparently if you hate Trump you're a RINO.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Trump followers specialize in black and white thinking

Some lovely Valentine poems.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Ahh. Those made me cry. Very touching

Something to set the mood.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Seems appropriate

This would be great

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Elect me and there will be a beer and taco truck on every corner

Big fish in a small pond

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Yup

I guess they got us . . Time to shut the site down?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Funny

Finger guns

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Stay on your side of the cell

Well apparently he moves in mysterious ways.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Unbelievable

I can wait a while.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Ain't that the truth

Look forward to it.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Jesus is kinky

My plans...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

It's a good plan

Life goals....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Living the dream

M O F A ....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Genius

They really stuck it to me

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Traumatic

What?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Zero

I think he may be in trouble.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Run!

It just doesn't add up.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Another reason to stay in school, learn that math

Peeping Tom

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

A peeping Tom cat

Allegedly it is UK National Pun Day.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Never trust a high horse

Welcome to the group @letzgetreal.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Can't see why anyone would block you. I once accidentally blocked someone and didn't know it until it was pointed out to me.

New rules and regulations for all meme groups ... I got my eye on you!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I don't have any pants on

Well, we were just inundated with a slew of bad puns, & I was admonished for some of mine, so in the...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Puntastic

That's how we get tRump supporters...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

You are full of puns today

Such an easy solution...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

But are they productive?

Even in these colder months, it's important!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

There can be toooo much of a good thing

Breakfast down on Fleet Street

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Hopefully she fattened them up before hand

Amen. This. So. Much. This. LOL

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Ouch

What was he thinking?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I guess God was tripping balls

Mic drop

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

And it looks like today isn't going to be the day either

The likeness is uncanny. 🤔👣

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Excellent