Way to go... godzilla

Rudy1962 comments on May 1, 2018:

I hope it's not a sexual submission thing. That would really hurt :(

Waiting patiently...

Rudy1962 comments on May 1, 2018:

LMAO

Good luck with that last one, lol

Rudy1962 comments on May 1, 2018:

Sounds about right

Well, he's an ass, so....

Rudy1962 comments on May 1, 2018:

Ha!

Goodnight fellow members. I need sleep for work tomorrow.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I always like sleep better than work

Does No Kids = Bad Person?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

The world is not short of people. It is not like we are going extinct. If some judgemental goons criticize you for not having children, I don't see that as reason for you to judge yourself for it.

More christian church people dancing to balls out Jungle Techno. [facebook.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

That is the whitest dancing I've ever seen

Thin walls....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

When pick up lines go bad

Politness and Courtesy

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I try to avoid people. It lessens the chances of me being impolite.

I need some friends. Will you be my friends?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

You're in the right place

I have been ask is this a dog or a cat? So I'll see what all of you think.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I think it's a guinea pig

Do not insert your arm into the cow!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Or any other body parts

Sequel! LOL

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

LMAO

How I picture Stigmata happening....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Lol

I can relate....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Exactly. I had that conversation a few weeks ago with a high school student who wouldn't check her grades. I said that I understand, I do the same with my bank account. Wow. And now it's a meme

But not necessarily always in that order all the time.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Like a game of three dimensional chess

So many people I know

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I refuse to be freak shamed

@Captnron59 's post reminded me of Time is a Flat Circus.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I especially like the third one

[facebook.com] More abusive use of taxpayer money video.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Trump accidentally filled the swamp instead of draining it.

[youtu.be] Dancing in Chicago

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Reminds me of me at my high school prom

[youtu.be] a song beautiful sung.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

That parrot is more articulate than POTUS

This guy did some hard time.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

And now he will spend the rest of his life trying to get back in

Uh Tacos...duh?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I like to get choked by having a big old "taco" in my mouth

Oh how I know the truth of this one.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Now you tell me

In poor taste....Definitely! But too funny to refrain from sharing.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Thinking with those teeth you wouldn't be getting back in one piece

Signature qualities

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

As long as she doesn't eat all of the pizza

Equality for all

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Here here

Blond(ie) joke

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I'm gonna getcha

babysteps

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Two steps forward, one step back

Well that's awkward

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

My cock has been on a diet for awhile now

If you haven't watched Michelle Wolf at the White House Correspondence Dinner.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I think I'm in love

Career watching when Melania worked for a living.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the third wife of the hero of the religious right. Trust me, I have absolutely nothing against porn workers, but I have a strong aversion to hypocrisy.

Gold digging

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Creative. Until she finds the one guy who really wants to be a dad

No pigs allowed

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

The man keeping the kids down

Legality of law

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Exactly

Cigarettes stunt your growth

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Try it. You might like it

Dumb question

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Gee. I don't know... Should you?

Not cool!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Crap your pants and see how fast they quit talking

I'm going to need help

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

That is a quandary

Have you ever been so high that ?????

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Or walking up the stairs

Stop what your doing!! Newest challenge!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Lol

How to not look like a drunk.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

LMAO

Next contestant, please

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Forgot one

Math is hard

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Advertisement for Trump University?

Clinton's at it again!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Good old Bill

In one pic!!! Imagine!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

You can't have one without the other

For Cosby. Again.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

He's going to have to turn the other cheek

45's doctor says 45 is in excellent shape.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Can't he just die already? What's he waiting for?

45's doctor says 45 is in excellent shape.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Don't believe you lying eyes

Soylent Green?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

LMAO

Statutory rape

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

A totally unrelated question, does anyone know if there is a statue of Beyonce anywhere?

Statutory rape

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Seems like it would hurt

Dog watching

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Insight begins when the observer starts observing himself

Well, that's awkward

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Diet cock won't get you pregnant

Unfortunate & unhygienic

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

The only place I use my penis to sign my name is in the snow

There’s a Storm coming. ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Funny

CW!...bahhh nevermind. I know that's just clickbait to most of you, anyway.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

LMAO!

She a hoe..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

"Grandma Is a Hoe". Sounds like a Country Western song.

For the ladies

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Let me know if that line works

Yooooga, yo,yo,yo yoooga

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

How did you get extra memes in this post?

May need eye bleach...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

She must be self actualized cause she don't give a fuck

Methinks its time to get really offensive.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

I'll let you know if you ever offend me....So far, nobody has

Little reminder of summer time fun for guys

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

If my balls are flapping don't bother clapping

I attended my good friends funeral today, I’ve been struggling with the importance of tradition, ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Think that is what Unitarian Universalists try and do...Secular traditions

Ending phone conversations with loved ones is always awkward for me.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

People can be so cold

Re-posted at the request of several.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sarcasm, right?

When ya gotta go

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Rural areas don't tip their strippers enough. Come on! Meth ain't free

That would be a hell ya!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I want to go live in meme land

Too soon?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Oops just posted that. Must be trending

What the hell are you doing?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

It doesn't bother me unless I'm trying to eat it while driving

Interesting choice of words there! lol

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

My old nickname

You hold the power!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The Church of Seven Day Blowjobs

What's all the talking about walls?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Damn crackers

Still looking

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That dude ain't right

Such a tease!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

LMAO

I don't think crying would be much better.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Unless you dressed it up like a clown or put a funny smiley face on it

Cougars

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Ah. I wish I was a young man

It's over there somewhere

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Fuck that

Remember, this is the Onion! Should The Browns Use The First Overall Pick On A Once-In-A-Generation...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That was my ex's nickname

Best meme ever! Putting to dick heads together to make one epic meme.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Epic indeed

Don't dream it....be it!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Lol

That's a no from me, too...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

If she ain't a little freaky then she's just being sneaky

Has to be a shock...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Stealing this one

Give that stone some zing!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

LMAO

Seriously Bob there are boundaries..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Bob doesn't understand boundaries

Ooooooch! Turnt Grandpa strikes again..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Lol

Living here in the Bible belt is kinda difficult ,I can so be unintentionally offensive to some of ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I assume they are free to talk about their beliefs. You should be free to talk of yours. If that offends them it is their problem.

Ah meetme.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Top of the line memes.

Facebook Market has really gone down hill

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

LMAO

The turbo shitter....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

And a good way to restrain the kid when you want to go out and party all night, but can't afford a baby sitter cause you only have enough cash to party

Fuck off Jesus jesusjokes

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Drawing with his dick? It is a miracle! La la Lula!

Still miss you sometimes.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Now that is love

Again no apologies we all knew one lol

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Now that's a disturbing thought

Got a fair point !

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Is that what this poem of Emily's is referring to? I could never make sense of it: There is a pain - so utter - It swallows substance up - Then covers the Abyss with Trance - So Memory can step Around - across - upon it - As One within a Swoon - Goes safely - where an open eye - Would drop Him - Bone by Bone -[1]

I have questions.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I knew Big Gay Choy. You, Choy, are no Big Gay Choy

Another one for the guys

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

That squishy feeling is kind of unsettling

Some days...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I thought it was Trump's wall being built on the Rio Grande

Never seen that before.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Someone at the store has a sense of humor

I'm just going to leave this right here...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I'll take John Candy any day. Dead or alive

I believe in evidence.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

True dat