BREAKING: 11 national union leaders ARRESTED outside @SenMajLdr Mitch McConnell’s office They...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

We need to get rid of these old corporate sociopaths. When are people going to wake up ?

Duck walks into a bar.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

A joke so nice it has to be told twice

You got a problem with that? ?‍♀️

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Ain't here to judge

Just bear with me.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Or .. she actually understands that capitalism has gotten out of control, and understands the fact that the gap between the haves and have nots continues to increase exponentially. And she sees that the rest of the industrialized world has Universal Healthcare, and we don't because we have legalized bribery and healthcare industry lobbyists who have bought our corporate whore politicians. Oh, and that it is possible to make decisions based on the common good, and not just one's self interest.

Trump is under a lot of pressure now that the Dems have taken Congress and are pushing for ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

It's scary living in interesting times

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Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Your funny.

Lions in society

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Oh the lion, the tighty lion...

Teach you children well, or you're in hell

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I am at a blank on Keurig K-Kups

I guess she does...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Hello, Is it me you're looking for?

Florida, Florida, Florida...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I think the entire country is moving towards being more like Floridians

Sophisticated Albuquerque humor for a Wednesday afternoon on a cold day.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

What else you gonna do when it's cold in the AB-Q? Nobody really says that :)

When he says he doesn't want to go, LISTEN!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Bad doggy

Her own place.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

You still have her number?

I'll never understand...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Well OK then

Horny Burglar

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Maybe she can play the banjo to get the mood right

You really can't argue with that...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Can't I laugh at myself?

Bad uncle Bert...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Is the tall guy Conan O'Brian/O'Brien?

Pentagon Confirms Climate Change Is A National Security Threat, Contradicting Trump | HuffPost

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Climate change is the biggest threat to humanity, and humanity is not responding quick enough.

Who wore it better?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

One is corn on the cob and the other is a fat slob

Can we post .gif's ? I can just hear this guy saying,..."hold my beer"

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I wif

Flashback to the past

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

If only they had known of birth control

Lesson in grammar...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Putting this on me FB page

Existentialism at the pier

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Ignorance is bliss

How's this look?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

What the hell, is she a giraffe? Maybe it's just the angle

Makes sense to me

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Is that Flint, Michigan?

Why is she so mad?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Concrete thinking

Watch your P's and Q's

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Ouch

Bananas......

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That's bananas

Calling in sick

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Hmmmm Are you sure it's not a set up to rob dudes?

...........

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Been there

Inspirational message for the day:

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Thanks. I feel better about myself now

Here I go starting stuff again ?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Let's join the rest of the civilized world and get universal healthcare. I opted out of Obamacare because it sucked

Your brain on memes

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Witty

Does anyone else notice people creep your profile but never say "Hi"?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

It's not like peeking through the window of your home or something

Still funny.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

#6 is my favorite

Pretty dark...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

LMAO! Maybe not better for them

It's more like... OMFG!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Zing.

You know it is.. just admit it.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Or a good mind and a dirty sense of humor

Any football fans out there?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Go Pack Go!

Donald Trump and his supporters show by their words and behavior that they lack the intelligence, ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

That about sums it up

How quick they forget

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2019/jan/09/donald-trump/trump-democrats-reverse-border-wall-position/

Trump cites San Antonio as an example of a city where a border wall has worked.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Facts have never been his strong point

When I thought about slamming down TWO 24 -ounce, 14% Four Lokos in half an hour before I started ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I'll drink to that... Corona

If girls had a penis... 😂😂😂 [m.youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Shake it don't break it

Intermission...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I don't know. I think she's on meth

Intermission II...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

What is the sea telling her?

It's Science, folks!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Not fur pie

Sometimes you gotta rough it.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Mmmm buttered corn on the cob

Always worth remembering!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I think I see my house

When you desperately need a wall..

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Anita ain't getting 130k to keep quiet

No context

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Esoteric meme?

Yes it does!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

But Heraldo the pool boy can't go in your house and service your wife until after you leave for work

Probably seen this one, but I love it!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Why can't people be supportive of others dreams?

Often known as " Man"!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Hand dryer....

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

When the piss hits the fan

Cold McDonalds hamberders

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Those are fantasder memers

Creationist math....

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Well isn't that. Convenient

I will never be thin again....

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Ever have chocolate covered frog legs ?

Little Shits!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I remember those days.

I have a DREAM!!! ????

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Keep dreaming

What is love

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I hear that it's a second hand emotion

Naming cats appropriately

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

But they are cuter than thoughts and prayers

Look out!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Got that right

It is my main relationship.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Ha!

Pickup line...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Smooth talker

Ernie's heart is in the right place, even if another part isn't!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Once you go dead it changes you in bed and in the head

Gives "probe" a whole new meaning!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Got more than he bargained for

Oh my.....

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

That's gonna hurt

Sometimes, you just need to be left alone... ?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Yah go sniff someone else's ass

Plain wrong

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Follow the white dick road

The good old days

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I remember those days

For those with prediction... game on!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

When I orgasm I yell out to be honest with my

Right to the moon!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Lol

This can be scary AF for a guy

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Heeey forgetting to.post the meme is my Gig

What kind do you want.. the shitty ones.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Think I'll pass

Oh hell fucking no. I will spin out like the Tasmanian devil.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I'm out on a date right now looking at this and she doesn't seem to.....Wait...Where did she go?

Snap crackle pop

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Now that's funny

The Hambergler

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Trump is such a.... I'm out of adjectives

Gotta remember that.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Well. Probably didn't do it on purpose

Off with his head.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

It would be an easy way for Trump to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat

Damn straight :)

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

https://www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-a-sign-of-more-intelligence-not-less-say-scientists

Sophisticated New Mexican humor

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Or she is into erotic asphyxiation

Might as well...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Works for me

Maybe not quite that extreme...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Ohhhh. This is with a partner, right?

As good a reason as any.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I always cheer for anyone playing the Patriots

I don't know what to say...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Her face is blocking the view

Hmmmm.....

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Why do people say they are going to take a crap when they are really leaving one behind? Why is a blow job called that when it is really sucking that is involved?

That's better

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Funny

Ya' got to believe, people!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Is that photoshopped?

Easter baskets

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

They don't look happy

Sorry for your loss

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Sorry for your loss. Maybe you shouldn't have been such a dick to me

Well, I started taking Chantix today.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Good luck. I quit with nicotine gum. Was on that stuff for two years before I titrated off and slowly replaced with regular gum.

A well-deserved fate.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I wear crocks and I have no shame

What a bad boy.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Lucky dog

Haven't arrived HERE, yet!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I guess we live to regret some things we say...I mean die

We got this

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

But I want to be the craziest mofo

Not a meme

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Why isn't that a meme?

Commander Marmalade and lunarcy - otherwise known as Apollo Greed...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

LMAO!

Man of the house.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Oldie but a goodie

Every day....

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Trump