Hahaha I never been that drunk

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Vag grande

What do you call them?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Coconuts?

What recording company even made those CDs?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68

Wow so true

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

What the hell has my country become?

Toning it down a notch... well maybe half a notch

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I love educational/cultural memes

For the lolz...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Me too. Cause I know how to mind my own fucking business

Did someone say "supersize" in Spanish?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

That's a big xanax

It's a miracle!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Funny

How to convert an atheist.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Gosh. The nuns that taught at my grade school sure didn't look like that Maybe it will keep the priests away from the altar boys

Cleaning house

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I'm not sure they know how to do housework

My bad.. don't you hate that statement?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

LMAO!

Now that it's officially elf on the shelf season, let the duel memes begin, I'm just going to open ...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Me baby with the scabbies. Humping the door will make it sore. Once you go door you always want more. I'd be the wood if I could.

He's not wrong.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

True dat

When the Viagra scrip runs out

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Mama ain't playing

Payback is a bitch

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That's because she was supposed to be selling it and now owes the cartel 100K...and they going to drop her in the river and you're going to fostercare

mmmmm k!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That's what friends are for

Confusing eh?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Romaine needs to payoff more politicians

Some more'ya business

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkNrufSwQ

Sent this to my kid

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Kind of ironic I'm looking at this on my phone

Kangaroo porn.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

3 vaginas?!

What can happen when one gets cleaned up

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Congratulations

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Them mother fuckers ain't laughing now

Ride him Santa!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Hoe, hoe, hoe. Getting a piece of snow

Not sure I wanna go to that...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

It's a very popular event. People are dying to go

The president used America’s military not against any real threat but as toy soldiers, with the ...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

One more in a long list of petty and harmful things the narcissistic badtard has done

This site is cool now that I can talk with people and I found this cool group called Unitarian.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I'm still feeling the Burn

Come on People Now, Smile on Your Brother, Youngbloods, Slow Jam, RetroDan@GMail - YouTube

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I find it easier to love my fellow humans from a considerable distance

Hiding during these christianized holidays.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I stay under the rock as often as I can year around

Hmm...ladies lube day?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

This is better than dry humor

Irony.....

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I do them half ass, not half way

How annoying is this???

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

I know it's silly, but....

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Silly and funny

???????

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Chris Rock (cool). The Rock (OK) Kid Rock (complete asshole)

So this is a thing i guess?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Mmmmm. I love the new hooker flavored poptarts

Not feeling very bright today?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That did help

An impending sense of doom...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

We all have. We all have

Let's rake the forest like Finland

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I'd like to rake that mother fucker upside the head

Meanwhile, in Finland.....

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

What an embarrassment that fucker is

Paying it forward for the next bad pun meme

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That joke is funny on so many levels

Savage A/F but.....

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

It must be blurry. That's my dog.

Killjoys!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Take the Christ out of Christmas

Got to love online dating sites

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Ohh vagne, bob and nob. Bob and nob!

Got to love online dating sites

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

What About Bob?

He's got a bomb!!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Did it have something to do with Taco Bell ?

And how does this make sense???? Holy cow.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Sounds like the words of someone in an abusive relationship who has Stockholm Syndrome

Sometimes you just have to be done. Not mad. Not upset. Just done. NotSalmon.com

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Agreed Run don't walk.

Ha ha ha ha ha

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Funny one

They're in the walls!!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

It's the fuckofflet

As Smokey says . . .

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Good one

Well? What is going on?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

That's incestering

Ready for some dark humor? Too dark?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

But then I'd get it confused with the dead bodies

Slow children.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

A slow child still might be faster than me

I knew I kept Facebook for a reason....

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Poor fly. Keep up with that thinking it's going to end up a bar fly

He hasn't got a proverbial prayer

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

"It's C. I mean A. I don't know what the fuck to say!"

Exercise Jesus

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Nailed it

I want to be a mail order bride

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Not very sentimental

That's close to what mine is.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Is that the number to call when someone posts a meme that hurts my feelers?

That’s one way to piss people off.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Trump?

Mmm........

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

It might just be diaherra

thought I would add a few to @phxbillcee and his intermissions, little biscuits & porn

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Better than porn and Cheetos. That leaves you with a yellow dick, or so I've heard

Like on religion???

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

True rat a tat dat

& not just on this...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Not strange enough

Turkey Jesus? Bitch is crazy

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Funny

Night night gran

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Grandpa is a psychopath

This makes more sense

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

And the fact dog is god backwards. Whose a good godie?

Useful book

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Cooking meth?

Damn straight! Lol JK!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Keep it up and will do the same

working on it

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

No offense, but fuck you, if that's ok with you

Fuck the prudes.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

That is one firm breast

Another one for the moms

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Bad mama

I don’t play those games anymore...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Homie don't play that game

For all you fuckers

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Good fucking morning, fucker

Who knew this?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

LMAO!

Ok then, thanks for sharing.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

No wonder he's so grumpy

It's too early for a lot of these, so just one more...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

A Snoop Christmas

Crazy, but that's how it goes..........

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Poor train. Whoever did that wasn't trained right

Her mom and dad must be so proud...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

If you count fantasy, I've had sex with tens of thousands of women :)

Taking it easy

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

True

Or I'm just forked, whichevs.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

That's forked up

I'll start. My family is coming. GO!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Get off the Turkey. Daddy passed out again. What's the special sauce? You never loved me. The police are here. Daddy's mistress is here. Hey, let's watch Fox. Trump is still President.

That'll work.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Nobody will suspect a thing, provided they are really drunk

Hahahaha ???

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Give it time

Good reason.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Sometimes you can't rush things

Biblical rules until....

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I'm not without sin but I still will be the one to cast the first stone

Bad pun of the day.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

It's a family business

Tit anus??????

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Tit.....anus...Knees and toes...Knees and toes

Hahahaha I cant

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

And sometimes life pisses all over you

Won't be frozen for long..

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe

Buddies with Guido the leg breaker

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Those glue guns can be dangerous https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C77_aQLBENQ

Please make your donations

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Lost the whores, kept the outfit

Anyone figure this one out?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Ok. I will join

Ah, it all makes sense now...Ron, your worries are over!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Is that why there are no gay bears in the springtime?

That's a new name for him

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Grab em by the......Neck

I don't know...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Three's a crowd

Someone's on the ball.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

When you think it's butt but it's nut

Smells a little fishy to me.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Did he lose a bet?

Accurate hahaha

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

And the Holiday fun begins

But when I do......

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

I do have a slow internet connection so I was waiting for it to finish downloading

It seems so wrong, but who am I to judge young love.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

That dude really gets my goat

The foot.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

That so funny