Sick joke I know but here goes anyway.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: What's yellow and very dangerous? A: Shark infested mustard.
What goes black and white, black and white, black and white THUMP?
A Nun falling down stairs....LOL.
Plus,
What is black and white and red all over?
A Newspaper...LOL.
good one
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