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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
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Posted by Zealandia
A telemarketer called & asked to speak to whoever runs the household. So I passed the phone to my cat.
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Jan 28Jan 28

Posted by Zealandia
My job application for the scissors company was declined after the hands-on interview I just didn't make the cut.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
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Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I just ordered a new font to be delivered. I think it’s coming via courier.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Moravian
They say one in four men is gay. I have three best friends so I wonder which of them is gay. I hope it's Paul. He is cute !
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Apr 27, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Here’s an eyeful joke.
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Apr 3, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more I asked for 120/80 blood pressure.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Last night I dreamt I had an identical twin. This morning when I woke up I was beside myself!
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Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.
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Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A friend of mine told me duvets are better than quilts. I told them not to make blanket statements.
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Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My horse will only come out of her stable when it gets dark. She's becoming a night mare.
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Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: “I can’t take it any more. You’re such a pedant. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up North ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 5, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Just found two lumps on my car battery. Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either. I got ...
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Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 7, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My addiction to Helium is out of control, but... No one is taking my cries for help seriously.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 21, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The other day someone left a piece of plasticine outside my front door. I didn't know what to make of it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, it's also terrible.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 15, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Triphid
2 Great Danes, dogs, are standing in the Waiting room of Vet Clinic. One looks at the other and asks, " What you in here for Mate, I'm here to get my balls cut off because I humped the bitch next door and got her pregnant?" The other answers, " Shit ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal... Elon-gate would be really drawn out.
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Dec 14, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Oassword
Three Guys joke Three guys walk into a bar that is under construction. Only one guy walks out and regretfully the other two died. They got plastered.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 13, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?" "No idea, they just ransomware!"
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Jul 7, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
You said everything would be back to normal after June! Ju-Lyed!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child ...
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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