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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 18Apr 18

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.

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Jan 27Jan 27

Posted by Zealandia

What dogs really understand….

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Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I was reading a book about an immortal dog. It was impossible to put down.

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Sep 23, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I told her that I didn’t know he played cricket.

Saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.

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Nov 25, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia

had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it. Now I have a Bit-coin.

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Nov 18, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia

I almost kicked my dog out. Fortunately, we renegotiated the terms of the leash.

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Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What is the difference between dogs and marine biologists? One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.

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Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I once bought a dog off a blacksmith. As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I replied that I didn’t know he played cricket.

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.

My dogs are called Rolex and Breitling. They’re watchdogs.

I threw a ball for my dog. Know it's a bit extravagant, however it was Rex’s birthday and he looks great in a tuxedo.

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Dec 26, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Dyl1983

I accidently poured spot remover on my dog, now I can't find him.

I once bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.

I asked my dog, what's two minus two? It said nothing.

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him... I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

2 Great Danes, dogs, are standing in the Waiting room of Vet Clinic. One looks at the other and asks, " What you in here for Mate, I'm here to get my balls cut off because I humped the bitch next door and got her pregnant?" The other answers, " Shit ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 18, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl... I said I didn’t know he could! What's his average? ==================== Tom: Did you ever see a catfish? Joe: Sure! Tom: How did it hold the rod?

One Friday, little Tommy said to his mother, "Mummy, you know how big cats have little cats and big dogs have little dogs - why don't big trains have little trains?" "I don't know," She said, then cunningly added, "Why don't you ask Daddy when he ...

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Sep 26, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Fred: What is the name of your dog? Betty: Ginger. Fred: Does Ginger bite? Betty: No, but Ginger snaps.

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Sep 20, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him... I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

The Butler enters the room and announces, " My Lady, there is a telephone call from the City pound regarding a stray dog chasing cars and causing a traffic hazard." The Lady of the house goes to window, looks out, shakes her head and says." Call my ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child ...

Prince Charles is driving around the Estates of Sandringham Castle when he runs over one the Queens prize Corgis. Quite shocked, perplexed and worried, he grabs a shovel and starts digging a grave for the dog, when the shovel breaks open a long ...

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