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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "religious" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Mar 12Mar 12

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why doesn't the ocean leak? Because it has Seals.
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Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw a man stealing groceries the other day while on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He got charged with shoplifting on two counts.
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Feb 22, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another as an egg. I thought, Now, this could be interesting.
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Jan 23, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friend is a real miser. He’ll only swim Freestyle.
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Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I always take a second pair of trousers when I go golfing... in case I get a hole in one.
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Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why was Cinderella so bad at sports? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
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Nov 7, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I don't trust the trees in the local park. They seem kind of shady.
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Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was given a bag of peanuts which was blessed by the Pope.... I gave them away. I dislike religious nuts.
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Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said: "How did that ...
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Dec 14, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Oassword
Three Guys joke Three guys walk into a bar that is under construction. Only one guy walks out and regretfully the other two died. They got plastered.
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Apr 21, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell... Come to think of it, I see why.
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Mar 31, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Experts Say Insects May Be the Food of the Future Experts say current livestock practices simply won’t keep up with the worldwide food demands, and with livestock farming contributing to deforestation, diminishing water ...
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Feb 1, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by noworry28
No connection found.
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Dec 14, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
Yeah...Finally finished!!!
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Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book
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Aug 1, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
A new recruit tells his sergeant "I've lost my canteen" "Well you'll have to pay for it then" "Well, what if I lost my rifle?" "You had better not soldier and if you did then you would have to pay for that too" "What if I lost a tank?" "You would ...
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Jun 16, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea
A person who experienced no sexual desire tripped and fell down a well today. It was an ace in the hole.
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May 30, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked, "What's that big brass basin for?" "That's the talking clock," answered the man. He gave it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, ...
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Apr 29, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by RobH86
I once applied for a Job as a doctor with the World Health Organization. This was an accident, as I thought I was applying for a role on DR WHO
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Apr 29, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by RobH86
My girlfriends family are very religious. The first time I stayed at over at their families place, the dad wouldn't let us sleep together, which was a shame. He was a lovely looking bloke
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Jan 26, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by EricJones
If Mr Potato head drove for a ride sharing service would he be the uber tuber?
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Dec 10, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by ejbman
Orion's Belt is a giant waist of space. Terrible joke. Only three stars.
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Nov 23, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why does a room full of married people look so empty? Because there's not a single person in it.
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Nov 5, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by DoDapper
Reads from left to right.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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