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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "church" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Humour, Fun, Chuckles, Laughs, or Cutes, From Everywhere.
Feb 1Feb 1

Posted by Zealandia
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Dec 28, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by mzee
any cheese welcome
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...
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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...
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Sep 13, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Nothing ever happens in New Zealand… It hippens.
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Feb 22, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another as an egg. I thought, Now, this could be interesting.
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Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.
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Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
This joke might be the last straw for some.
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Nov 25, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
Ya' think somebody 'stepped out', maybe???
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Jun 10, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I used to be good at Roman Numerals but I’ve forgotten how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, 500 – IM LIVID X Factor: The original Roman sun cream
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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Kynlei
Saw this at a restaurant last night. My Mom said, "Why does that oar say either on it?" Then it dawned on us. It's an either oar.
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Oct 4, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did one skunk say to the other skunk under the church building? "Let us spray..."
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Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Who invented and named the very first 'Hotdog?' A. The Roman Catholic Church did when they executed the Priest Savonarola (Sav on a roll) ....LOL.
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Dec 15, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by DougReed
What's long hard and full of seamen? A Submarine. Peace
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Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by AttilaThePun
What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale(bail)
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Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
God is worried about falling church attendances. So he visits a big New York PR firm to see if can boost his image. After a month of brainstorming and floating ideas, they talk to him and say this. "Well, you have a good concept and a great product. ...
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Sep 24, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
App....
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Sep 21, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A fly feels a bug on its back. "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks. "I 'might' be," giggles the mite. "That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly. "What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the ...
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Sep 14, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
So True...LOL
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Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas
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Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
I like imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated
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Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group? Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?" Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"
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Jun 25, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Upon arrival, the lumberjack started to swing at the tree, when the tree suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue!”
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May 10, 2019May 2019

Posted by MensaGuy63
Rattlesnake the biker went to the clinic to take the physical to get a truck driving license. "Ok," said the staff assistant, "I need a urine sample, blood sample, stool ssmple and sperm sample". "I ain't got time for all that," Snake replied "How ...
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Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

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