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Feb 5Feb 5

Posted by Zealandia

"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon.”

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Jun 6, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia

A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant beside the airport terminal. I don’t think it will take off.

The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman. Their children were nothing to look at.

Saw this at a restaurant last night. My Mom said, "Why does that oar say either on it?" Then it dawned on us. It's an either oar.

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Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My told me she saw a deer on the way to school. Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”

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Sep 21, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A fly feels a bug on its back. "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks. "I 'might' be," giggles the mite. "That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly. "What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the ...

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Sep 10, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers. The men ...

So, i dated this astronaut for a few months. It didnt work out. Said he needed space

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

When a trick went wrong, an amateur magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two children into armchairs. He tried everything he knew to reverse the trick but when all attempts failed, he took them to a hospital. He paced up and ...

A circus couple are looking to adopt a child but the agency is very sceptical. "Sorry but where will the child live?" " We have a 75 foot motor home. This is the planned nursery" They show pictures of a space most kids would not have. "Income, its a...

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Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said. One of the kids raises his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.

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Nov 12, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by closetolucid

So I went to the web site and followed the instructions.. Now looking for an online flock.

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Nov 6, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Just thought I'd share this story with you I still laugh today about it. Don't know if you will but.... My son a grown man now. When he was about 5 years old we were driving .He was in the passenger seat front. Our last name being Lee. There was a ...

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Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Teach your children early. LMFAO....

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Oct 26, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Eve to Adam... Are you cheating on me?... Adam of course not you're the only woman on Earth. Then what are you doing? Eve.... I'm counting your ribs!

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Oct 26, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them. "What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked....

Stealing someone's coffee cup is called mugging.

"Is god an atheist?" "Mmm come to think of it. he must be. If he really believed in himself, why would he require so much praise?"

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Oct 17, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Silence is golden... Unless you have children... If that is the case, silence is suspicious.

What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"

Posted by Happyheretic

When the doctor told me that I had a heart attack, I nearly had a heart attack.

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