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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 23Apr 23

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

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Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.

I think the painter is correct.

Someone called me lazy today. I almost replied.

Does the name “Pavlov” ring a bell?

My partner told me I planted the wrong flowers. Oopsie daisy!

It is Roll Call time for the Kids at the local High School. The Teacher is about to begin calling out the names when the door opens and a student walks in. "You're late", she say to him," Where have you been?" "Up Penny lane Miss, up Penny Lane." He ...

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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat... Because it's cap-sized!

Found out today that I'm colour blind... It came out of the green!

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Aug 28, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free. "Wait a minute," said one of the ...

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Jun 7, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TheGreatShadow

What kind of keys don't open any doors? Donkeys and monkeys. I heard this on the radio AJYCTYK (A Joke You Can Tell Your Kids). I was going to send them an email saying that that is wrong. If you have a great ass you can open a lot of doors! However,...

Q. Why are the Oceans always restless? A) Because their 'beds' are always full of crabs.

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Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish

New Study Finds Your Height as a Teen Linked with Dementia Risk A new study analyzed data on 666,333 Danish men born between 1939 and 1959, and found that men who were taller then average during their teen years, were 10% less ...

When one door closes, another one opens. Which is why I won't hire THAT carpenter again...

This one works very well on people who are five years old ... Adam and Eve and Pinch Me Hard went down to the river. Adam and Eve fell into the river. Who was left? Little kids typically giggle and reply "I'm not even going to go there!"

A circus couple are looking to adopt a child but the agency is very sceptical. "Sorry but where will the child live?" " We have a 75 foot motor home. This is the planned nursery" They show pictures of a space most kids would not have. "Income, its a...

Down lovers lane late at night and cop sees a car parked up, all the widows are closed and misted up. He knocks on the window and when it opens there is a young couple inside just siting there. "What are you doing?" "Well officer I am playing on my ...

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Jan 9, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The patient runs into his psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam, no I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam, no I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam!" The psychiatrist looks at him and says,...

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Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?" Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."

I learned this little ditty when I was about eleven years old - kids would say this when they belched - Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me, from the bottom of my heart - if it came out the other way, it would have been a fart."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if skunks had a college, they would call it P.U.

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Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said. One of the kids raises his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.

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Nov 15, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Betcha can't see what's wrong with this photo.... LOL

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