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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "fear" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29Jan 29

Posted by puff
What do astronauts say when you crowd them? Get out of my space man.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 20Jan 20

Posted by Zealandia
My fear of moving stairs escalates.
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Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I got in line to watch the Oppenheimer movie around lunchtime, but I realised it was three hours long and I was starving. So I went to the Barbie queue instead.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
I spoke to my psychiatrist about my fear of lifts and escalators. He told me I could take steps to avoid them.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
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Apr 11, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
I went to my doctor about my crippling fear of palindromes. He put me on Xanax.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from. Want to turn over a new leaf, bud don’t know how.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 22, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well, damn.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 5, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My friend who runs marathons has a fear of speed bumps on the road. She is slowly getting over it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 23, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, unfortunately you people didn't like it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 17, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The only thing flat earthers have to fear.. Is sphere itself.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat... Because it's cap-sized!
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why don't they have telephones in the jungles? A) Because elephants keep trying to make 'trunk' calls....LOL. Joke courtesy of my 6 year old nephew Henry.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years. I went up to her and said, "You look like Helen Black..." She replied and walked away, "You don't look so good in brown!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 5, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by SKH78
There was an old man named Weir Who hadn't an atom of fear He indulged a desire To touch a live wire Most any last line will do here !
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 6, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Rudy1962
A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 10, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by ejbman
Orion's Belt is a giant waist of space. Terrible joke. Only three stars.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Zealandia
I managed to get through to my solicitors today: "Good morning, Grabbit, Grabbit & Grabbit solictors." Could I speak to Mr Grabbit, please? "I'm afraid he's off sick today." In that case may I speak to Mr Grabbit? "Mr Grabbit is on holiday this ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 22, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
OHHHH. I'M SO SO HAPPY AND EXCITED. EVERYBODY...THIS IS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. HOT HOT HOT!
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 5, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by DoDapper
Reads from left to right.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Ideas for Halloween
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I believe in moderation in all things. Up to and including moderation.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 24, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by BrownSkinGirl
The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 13, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
That reminds me I wrote, of the blind man at the side of the road holding out a biscuit to his guide dog who had just nearly walked him under a truck. The truckie leaned out the cab and shouted "by heck, that's xtian of you after what that dog ...
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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