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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "Jesus" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Jun 21Jun 21

Posted by Zealandia
My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in.
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Jan 17Jan 17

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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Dec 28, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by mzee
any cheese welcome
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Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Vladimir Putin’s approval rate is 80%. The other 20% are missing.
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Feb 15, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by August1
What drove Jesus to stick to his plan? Nine Inch Nails
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Nov 16, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
It’s expensive swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.
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Jul 25, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Triphid
Same decade, same Century, different location and Billy Coke-bottle, Elder of the Clan, and his Clan are sitting down near a water-hole about to dine on a kangaroo that has been roasting in the coals when an itinerant Catholic Priest enters the camp....
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Jun 17, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
A somewhat skeptical Aussie bloke 'kicks the bucket,' and ends up in Heaven where he gets the 'Guided Tour' by a Third Class, Trainee Angel. While walking around the place the Aussie sees a barn, a wood and corrugated iron Toilet and a large ...
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Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Triphid
An Aussie joke for those who understand Aussie humour. An Italian Migrant gets off the boat in Sydney and when asked what kind of a job he's like to have, he replies, " I waana ajob where I cana wear a nice acoat white if I can and anice buttons on ...
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Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
While I was at the grocery store a very sad looking Monk came down the dairy aisle towards me. From the proper 6 feet away I asked him, “what’s wrong my friend”? He said “I just saw Jesus face in a tub of margarine”. I said ...“Thats ...
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Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by EricJones
If Dracula were an extreme sports nut, would he be called rad Vlad?
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Jan 31, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by TomJonesFan
What do the dallas cowboys and billy graham have in common? They both have the ability to have 100,000 stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ!”.
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Jan 29, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Six-year-old Jesus - "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Joseph - "Yes Mary, tell us where DO babies come from?"
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Jan 4, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Reminds Evangelicals that God Is On Our Side After recent criticism from a notable Christian publication, President Trump launched a new political coalition called “Evangelicals for Trump” at the King Jesus ...
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Aug 27, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge
A burglar creeping around a house in the dark shining his torch when a voice says "Jesus is watching you" He shines his torch and sees a parrot in a cage, the parrot says, hello I'm Mary! The burglar says thats a weird name for a parrot, Mary ...
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Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas
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Jun 16, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea
A person who experienced no sexual desire tripped and fell down a well today. It was an ace in the hole.
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May 6, 2019May 2019

Posted by noworry28
Take cover.
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Apr 11, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by noworry28
That's bull or beef.
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Mar 1, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by noworry28
Little Johnny is smart.
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Feb 7, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by closetolucid
So who of you needs Jesus?
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Dec 31, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Jesus Christ, would you look at the time?
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Nov 15, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Following instructions to the letter.
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Nov 13, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Does anyone remember this tongue twister? Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers where's the pickled pepper Peter Piper picked? How fast can you say it? Iol.
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Oct 28, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Mokvon
Reminder of why this site exists from other creatures on this rock we live on.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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