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Imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so ...

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“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”

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Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

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Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.

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Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

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I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.

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Nov 1, 2023Nov 2023

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There is nothing I like more than sleeping through a road trip. But they’re always saying keep your eyes on the road.

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Sep 24, 2023Sep 2023

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I’m the Norse god of mischief but I don’t like to talk about it. I guess you could say I’m low-key.

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Aug 25, 2023Aug 2023

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I thought I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic – just to break the ice.

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Apr 19, 2023Apr 2023

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How many Avengers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but they’ll destroy your house in the process.

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Apr 13, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk bawk, bawk!” Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk bawk, bawk!” Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.” Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”

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Feb 23, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia

My late uncle has left me a stately home in his will.... I haven't a clue where Sod hall is, but I'm sure it will be very grand....

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Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!

My friend who is a dairy farmer, has decided to study medicine. He wants to go into a different field.

Vladimir Putin’s approval rate is 80%. The other 20% are missing.

My addiction to Helium is out of control, but... No one is taking my cries for help seriously.

Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.

"This is Mr. Wu," says the voice on the phone to the Receptionist, " Have vely bad pain in mouth, need see Dentist urgently today prease." "Yes Mr. Wu," replies the Receptionist, "Two Thirty." "What you broody think sirry woman," yells Mr.Wu, " Of ...

Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.

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Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said: "How did that ...

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Jul 3, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by LenHazell53

A venerable Oxford professor of English was speaking with a student one day, when the boy offered him tea. "Would you care for sugar?" asked the boy. "By the way, did you know sugar is the only word in the English language where Su is pronounced Sh?"...

2 Great Danes, dogs, are standing in the Waiting room of Vet Clinic. One looks at the other and asks, " What you in here for Mate, I'm here to get my balls cut off because I humped the bitch next door and got her pregnant?" The other answers, " Shit ...

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Oct 17, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together... At first it's boring, but then it's riveting.

And so did Centurion Marcus Lickus Clittorus say to Mary, " Bathe and clean yourself for tonight I am horny and my Legionaries are on guard at the Governors Palace." And did Mary bathe and was clean and did so spread well her legs and Marcus Lickus ...

Same decade, same Century, different location and Billy Coke-bottle, Elder of the Clan, and his Clan are sitting down near a water-hole about to dine on a kangaroo that has been roasting in the coals when an itinerant Catholic Priest enters the camp....

Q: Why are frogs always cheerful? A: They eat whatever bugs them.

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