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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "humans" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Shared from General & Hellos
Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 28, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I entered the ‘How not to surrender’ competition and I won hands down.
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Jun 2, 2023Jun 2023

Posted by 273kelvin
A doctor of my acquaintance who was standing at my hotel Met a nasty accidence by falling down a well I really had no sympathy, the fault was all his own For a doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone
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Oct 1, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I can’t even be bothered to be apathetic these days.
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May 17, 2020May 2020

Posted by boatdude87
What's it called when aliens have abducted too many humans? Extra-terrestrials.....
2 comments
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Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by AttilaThePun
I really like ethnic food, but I've never tried Ethiopian food. But from what I've heard about it, neither have they. So I'm having it right now.
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Aug 17, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane? The water. No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.
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May 1, 2019May 2019

Posted by noworry28
Can't see anything.
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Feb 23, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
Women call me ugly occasionally. But that’s only until they hear how much money I make. - Then they say I’m poor and ugly!
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Feb 8, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
Poor old Larry dies and finds himself in hell. He is wallowing in despair when he has his first meeting with the devil… Devil: why so miserable? Larry: what do you think? I’m in hell. Devil: it’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down ...
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Nov 27, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by noworry28
Words but not mine!
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Nov 23, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Gonzogopher
My family wants me to stop sharing jokes and puns at Thanksgiving, but I just can’t quit cold Turkey.
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Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
An apple a day amounts to seven in a week.
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Sep 17, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Can you women please please stop leaving the toilet seat down? Is that asking too much huh? LOL
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Aug 27, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by SKH78
Adam and Eve and Pinch Me Hard went down to the river. Adam and Eve fell into the river. Who was left?
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Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Gonzogopher
Atheism is a non Prophet organization!
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Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by noworry28
Onions and Christmas Trees A family is the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round ...
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May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no
2 comments
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May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
"Hey Van Gogh, you wanna beer?" "What?" "You wanna beer Van Gogh?" "Eh, I`ve got one ear"
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Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Leafhead
How does one circumcise a whale? 4 skindivers!
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Apr 6, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Tomfoolery33
Another one that cracked me up.
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Mar 11, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by noworry28
Don't go shopping with the wife.
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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MIXED DOG BREEDS Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = ...
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Mar 4, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by noworry28
DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" ...
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Feb 28, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy
Why did the guy with Down's Syndrome enter an RV contest at a bagel shop? He wanted to Winnebago.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

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Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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