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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "parents" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I just ordered a new font to be delivered. I think it’s coming via courier.
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Sep 4, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How does a hippie polygamist count his wives? 1 Mrs. hippie... 2 Mrs. hippie... 3 Mrs. hippie...
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Shared from General & Hellos
Apr 29, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie... Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 26, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.
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Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
It’s a bit too early for a tropical cyclone joke…. I’ll wait for everything to blow over first.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Beware of bards during floods. They're known for luteing.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 17, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Do the Dukes of Hazzard ever stop for the police? Not General Lee.
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Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.
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Aug 10, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Had an air guitar party. The mime next door came around to complain.
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Jun 24, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Does the name “Pavlov” ring a bell?
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Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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Jul 3, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by LenHazell53
A venerable Oxford professor of English was speaking with a student one day, when the boy offered him tea. "Would you care for sugar?" asked the boy. "By the way, did you know sugar is the only word in the English language where Su is pronounced Sh?"...
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Jan 25, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Just because my wife and I didn't eat all of our pizza, the waitress became violent. She said, "Do you want a box?" I said, "Heavens no! I don't box, but I'll wrestle you!"
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Jan 1, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid
A large Bull Elephant is strolling through the forest when a monkey leaps out and says, " How would like the very best Sex you've EVER had, I'm the Casanova of this entire forest you know." The Elephant looks at the monkey, thinks and then says, " ...
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Oct 21, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia
Found out today that I'm colour blind... It came out of the green!
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Mar 19, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
The doorbell rings and a little kid answers it "Hello, son are your parents in?" "No daddy is an astronaut and he is in the space station orbiting the earth. He will be back on Tuesday morning at 10.30am" "Wheres your mommy then?" "Oh, she has gone ...
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Sep 13, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
“Today,” said the professor, “I will be lecturing about the kidneys, intestines, pancreas, and the liver.” One med student leaned toward his friend sitting next to him, “Great, we have to sit through another organ recital.”
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Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently, people who sell fruit and veg are grocer
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Aug 3, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Leafhead
So, i dated this astronaut for a few months. It didnt work out. Said he needed space
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Jul 12, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by MojoDave
Punny!!!!?
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Apr 24, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by noworry28
What do you think?
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Nov 18, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
In the HR department in the large corporation where I work, I receive absentee slips for all the employees. Over the years I’ve heard every excuse, but the other day I found one in my voicemail that I never heard before. “I won’t be in ...
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Nov 15, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Betcha can't see what's wrong with this photo.... LOL
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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