"Are you single?"
"No, I'm plural."
"I mean are you free this Saturday?"
"No, I'm rather expensive."
“Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”
Which scales things down some.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Yeah, it’s a pretty heavy topic for a chat up line.
@Zealandia I won't pop any buttons over it then.
Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….
Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......
Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb
Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.
Posted by noworry28Clear vision.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…