Why does beer go through your system faster than water? ? Answer: Because it doesn't have to stop to change colors.
Common it was funny right hit like if it made you smile or giggle
TheAlcoholic
An alcoholic drinks whisky when he can,
wine and beer like a man,
his wife's perfume on Sunday,
cleaning metho afore payday
but broke and desparate
his own piss by midnight.
©Rjn 2018
pandering for giggles is even funnierLOL!!!
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That's the problem with alcohol drinks and caffeine drinks , you can't buy them, you merely rent them temporarily!
Eliminate the middle man - drink on the toilet....
Always the practical one!
Stop messing about. Fit a catheter and socialise - don't hide on the loo with the poo!
@FrayedBear I don't think we knew about those back when I first heard this? lol
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