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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "heaven" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Oct 16, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Not everybody thinks Cleopatra is beautiful But that's how Julius Caesar.
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Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees. "How do you know exactly how many" I replied. “Easy, I keep a log..."
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Jul 4, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My neighbor, a tailor, has a new job. I asked him how much he enjoyed it. "It's Sew-Sew."
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Jun 17, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
A somewhat skeptical Aussie bloke 'kicks the bucket,' and ends up in Heaven where he gets the 'Guided Tour' by a Third Class, Trainee Angel. While walking around the place the Aussie sees a barn, a wood and corrugated iron Toilet and a large ...
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May 12, 2020May 2020

Posted by Jetty
Dad joke...
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May 8, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
A guy has lived a good but often times a life of hedonism, etc, then he dies and must enter the Reception Room between Heaven and Hell to get the decision as whether he go up or down for Eternity. He's standing in line and notices the walls are ...
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Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Bet cha can't guess. Lol
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Nov 1, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2
I asked a blonde just exactly where do your legs end, she replied her feet...A redhead the same question, her reply.... HEAVEN!!!!
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Oct 24, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since ...
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Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by EricJones
If chocolate is comfort food, are brussels sprouts discomfort food?
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Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I refused a request to join a tug of war team. I saw it as a backward step.
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Sep 25, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Johnljr45
How do you get a one-armed Newfie out of a tree? Wave at him!
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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
At the Pearly Gates... St. Peter: "Why should I let you into heaven?" John Doe: "Once, a coworker said "supposably" seven times in a meeting, & I just let her." St. Peter: "Get in here!"
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Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Cute mouse.
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Jun 13, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
That reminds me I wrote, of the blind man at the side of the road holding out a biscuit to his guide dog who had just nearly walked him under a truck. The truckie leaned out the cab and shouted "by heck, that's xtian of you after what that dog ...
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Jun 11, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Jenny was sure she was going to Heaven but she wouldn't harp on it
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Apr 30, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by triumph56
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest...
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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Stevil
Three baptist preachers were going to a Southern Baptist Convention with their wives there was a wreck, and "sniff Sniff" They were all killed. They find them selves in front of St Peter waiting to get into heaven. the first couple approch the pearly...
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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he approaches St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks, "What was your most noble deed?" "Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing an old lady outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest,...
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Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Keith_J
A good one for this group... A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand."
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Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives
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Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Medicdad
What's the speed of sex? 68, because you have to turn around at 69.
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Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Gotta love it.
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Mar 3, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Jewish guilt. Mrs Finkelstein dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets her at the gates and welcomes her saying " Is there anyone here you would like to talk to? " Mrs Finkelstein says " Yes I would like to talk to the virgin Mary ". St Peter is ...
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Feb 20, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
The Right Card A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your ...
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

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Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
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