New take on a classic dish:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Yummy

What's next????...............

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Nah, his is biodegradable. Wood.

I just had to laugh at this one 😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Yep, and you ain't getting any nice thank you.

Well it's official.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

If he shows up, tell us.

Yikes that hurt

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Totally unrelated.

Lofty goals.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Best answer

Thanksgiving at the Disney staff party.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

An old classic

Is it true that you get a new Ferrari when you reach level ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

No. However, I heard that they have been handing out some pristine Yugos.

More From Dr. Brandy Lee, Forensic Psychiatrist [alternet.org]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 20, 2020:

The man is certainly capable of doing so.

It’s that time of the night again for me to retire with a bedtime post.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Pleasant dreams.

Maybe pirates were just hungry

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 20, 2020:

From my childhood, I used to read the weird and scary monster comics and I still remember one in which a shipwrecked doctor slowly amputated and consumed his extremities.

Ben Shapiro SCHOOLS AOC with GEOMETRY and LOGIC [reddit.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Ben Shapiro needs an arc shoved through his evil skull's eye socket.

Heather Cox Richardson’s article November 19, 2020 (Thursday) Today Trump continued his ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 20, 2020:

When the scum of the Earth Tucksass Carlsfart says there is no proof for a case to save his "I want to suck his mushroom dick" god, everyone should know it's bullshit. These trumpites are fuckin idiots who suck at the teat of the con man who is trying to destroy our democracy.

So that is where they keep it lmao

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 20, 2020:

And, you can visit Holy Moly at the brothel.

Today, Duane Allman would have been 74 years old.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 20, 2020:

I remember his death. I was in HS. He had an inordinate amount of talent.

This is so true!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2020:

If Snoop Dog says yes, go for it. Not my favorite musician by far, but I find him pretty cool.

Just one of many bad hangovers we inherited from the British.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2020:

The US passed a law/statute/congressional something or other in the 70's making the metric system the legal system, EXCEPT for those who didnt want to change. It did make things easier for scientists and the auto industry.

Lmao they might believe it

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2020:

And a happy Nanu Nanu to you.

Okay.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2020:

I remember Simon took grief for going to SA back then. That said, his insistence on mixed concerts and fair pay proved worthwhile and he made some of his best music.

That looks good enough to eat.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Well, I love it.

I live in California where 63.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

The majority of repucks believe that somehow Biden didnt really win. I've even heard some of these sad fucks say they want a dictator tRump. A bunch of whiney racists fucks who only vote on abortion and guns and their twisted version of an Abrahanic god. They have little realization that the form of government they advocate for would be the first to come and literally take their guns (our weapons, use the proper military term- not all liberals eschew weapons).

And from the dark side...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Add an aroma ball with blood.

Pot calling the kettle black 😂😂😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Ooh, look at that sexy 3..... kaboom.

Mike Huckabee: Chick-fil-A is Betraying Customers by Avoiding Anti-LGBTQ Groups | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

I still wont eat there. Damage done. And, Huckabee can go back to playing bass with his pedophile friend. Aside - looking at the Chik ad campaign, with all their purposeful misspellings, I've decided it isn't because they know people think cows can't spell, its because of the shitty education the evangelicals give their kids and those kids can read the slogan better.

A Recent Search: The Most Popular Fiction Genres Are: Romance.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Romance is just soft porn.

It’s time for a 5pm pick me up....so here is The Pan Within from ...The Waterboys. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Like it. New to me.

I still have ptsd

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

In sixth grade I spent a few days in the childrens' ward at a hospital. Two of us were the oldest. One kid said he was there to be circumcised; he was maybe 8ish. We didnt have the heart to warn him. I still remember him lying in bed afterwards and feeling more than miserable.

Pastor Who Said He “Can’t Get” COVID Says He Tested Positive for COVID | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Another stupid shit

I got nuthin'

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Now I have a reason to visit Grand Rapids. Or not.

There is a proven alternative to the two party system: direct democracy.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Not coming soon to a state like Pennsylvania where I live because the state is set up to give the rural more republican parts more control and not allow the state's population, leaning democratic any power. One reason pot is not being totally legal.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. More Flori-duh fun: [twitter.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Some people have called the cops to report being sold bad stuff. Aside - I read about one guy who dried cow shit and sold it on the shit as "good shit." He got what he wanted, paid by an undercover cop, arrested, then vindicated when the cops were embarrassed. And, yes, seems like a lot of work for little gain.

That will cause trouble

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Funny how that happens. Came with servants as well I bet.

This is a phenomenon with which I believe we all have some experience.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2020:

I totally understand

Who else was raised catholic?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2020:

No, but on occasion I went with friends to their catholic church - opened up a new dating pool. Got invited to join the choir - said no thanks.

From a 1960s recipe pamphlet. Words fail me.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2020:

I'll pass

Aphrodisiac Foods

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Nice melons

Global warming explain! 🤣 It is the universe itself that is getting hotter! 😃 ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Dont let the godlies hear this and their lack of reading and then understanding science and use it as a claim against Earth's climate change.

How’s everyone doing?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2020:

I've not gone in years. Maybe when I move away. My ex got thrown out of the Unitarian church, figure that out. And later got arrested breaking windows. I know I'm not responsible, but it's still embarrassing.

Actually just for screams.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Truth

Time once again for a teatime post.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Unavailable stateside

Trump Allies Looked Into Buying Newsmax as a Platform for Trump President Trump has been ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Not his money. He will have an audience - but who will be his sponsors? No major corporations will risk boycotts. Mabe Goya beans, and his guests can fart in excitement.

Deluded Writer Asks: Will Conservative Christians Now Be “Removed from Society”?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2020:

They are so full of bullshit with their heads up their asses. I wish we DID live in an anti religious culture.

Wichita mogul Koch says his partisanship has caused divides | The Kansas City Star

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2020:

I knew he refused to donate to tRump this time - that said, fuck him and his dead brother.

Is anyone a member of the Satanic Temple?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2020:

No, but back in the late 70's in San Diego I got invited to spend time with a local leader and his wife. They appeared like an old hippie couple who ran an antique clothing business and supplied the costumes for three acting companies. They had a very nice place and great pot. They always had huge meals with any hungry people invited to eat with them. In some ways, their aspects of their religion mirrored what I had seen in more liberal xtions. They were decent folk, but I didn't need their religion anymore than I needed the xtions.

Who's coming over for supper?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Granny from the Clampett family special recipe.

I wondered if one of my favorite writers, James Joyce, was an atheist and soon came the conclusion ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Joyce most definitely had no love for the institution of Catholicism. My last three grad school credits were writing quizzes for undergrads on Ulysses.

I suppose it was inevitable, there's a QAnon group on agnostic.com.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2020:

I was wondering about that. Is it real or ....

Some truth to this

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Totally

The Beach Boys Help Me Rhonda . . . .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Trivia info - Keith Moon, from the Who, loved the Beach Boys and was in some sort of surf cover band when he auditioned for the Who. He had green hair, a result of trying to dye his blond. The Who used to play a Beach Boys cover during their early concerts. When a friend found this information, he said that explains hearing Help Me Rhonda at their concert.

Todays groaner

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Today's best.

What would Jesus say?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Although a cup that could bring about some conversation, and show humor, I'll skip getting one.

I am an agnostic Atheist (Because i do not KNOW there is no god) but do you celebarate christmas?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Most xtion holidays have some Pagan origins in order to forget more early converts. I celebrate the festive time together with family, when I can.

I go there often

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2020:

The 50's group knows all about this.

Just been blocked again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Getting blocked for a bit of info, especially on a funny, seems way overboard. But then, that's just me thinking aloud.

What is a group of frogs called?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2020:

I'm still betting on a murder of crows if they fight.

Now this just might catch on...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2020:

That was quite the success wasn't it?

Should Americans be concerned that a man who is 420 million dollars in debt to entities unknown is ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 13, 2020:

Yes. Want more of an explanation?

I’m having an early night.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2020:

My one German exchange student's favorite band. He came over hoping to play American football, but our school only had a soccer team. He played that well enough.

I offer you all a glimmer of hope for the future! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2020:

They seem happy together.

I thought the relationship between Donald Trump and Andrés Manuel López Obrador was contentious, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2020:

Big differences from there to here. Some similarities of course.

Last night the kids I was looking after wouldn't go to sleep even though I've read them 'The Night ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2020:

What little bastards.

Well now.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2020:

In the Navy, a few friends and I created a band - we were told we had a Roxy music sound. Our only performance was a bar in the Philippines.

[youtube.com] Bachman Turner Overdrive - You ain't seen nothing yet 1974

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2020:

They say they got their name from a Canadian trucker magazine called Overdrive.

For your enjoyment: Ozzy Osbourne's Mama, I'm Coming Home [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2020:

I imagine he songs that to Sharon.

Creed - with arms wide open [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Video unavailable

Hate-Preacher: Girls Who Look Like Rachel Maddow Are “Repulsive” to “Normal” Men | Hemant ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 11, 2020:

He is spewing some down home Sharia, or, oops, Abrahanic law.

In the Theater of the Absurd. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 11, 2020:

One sick woman

I know I know.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 11, 2020:

More great ones. Silent puppies is so true - a lot like quiet toddlers.

I find it telling that if you claims God speaks to you, it is literally a sign of schizophrenia : ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 11, 2020:

I've known people with "voices" in their heads. Not a pleasant experience. Most that I knew or worked with were trying to deal with meds, etc. One guy I knew got involved with a whacked religious group that told him, fucking told him, to stop taking his meds because it was the devil and he had to face him. After dropping his meds, the guy went way off and destroyed his apartment (as in massive destruction). He ended up in the hospital for a few months.

A High School Facebook friend just posted this and I stole it lol. For baby boomers.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Done many of those things. Sometimes sober. 😁😁

Is 45 planning to attempt to suspend the Constitution and declare himself a dictator?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

His secretary of state just said that they are ready for a peaceful transition to another 4 years, of the tRump administration. Then he said some shit about all the votes being counted and the constitution being followed. I wonder about tRump's motives. He may make a power grab, banana republic bullshit or just wreck shit on the way out or, as he appears to be doing, grab more cash from his cult. OR all of the above.

Garden of Alabama

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Plenty of others to fuck in Alabama - it is just family tradition.

Yes Rudy get ready

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

I doubt Borat will visit him in prison.

[facebook.com] Chuck Berry with Bruce Springsteen and E Street Band.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

The man inspired many other great musicians.

More memes....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Loved them.

I think I finally figured it out.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

I actually saw a clip on some news program about one man who had a sex change and still liked women. So, there you go.

Hahahaha..

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

More like a tRump attempt. He would argue the numbers pulled were incorrect.

I'm with the shirt....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

You know, when cops go looking for a killer, they always find duct tape. I thought, only briefly, about that - how many people out there DON'T have some duct tape?

Amazing post borrowed from Facebook.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

That about sums it up.

Bag of dildos?! Oh I hate Xmas!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 9, 2020:

All I got was rice. But hey, everyone knows Scorpio's reputation.

If you analyze Newton's laws objects would be sticking together like magnets as distance decreases.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Science, unlike religion, changes and grows as new knowledge is discovered. Now, with quantum physics, Einstein is being tweaked and changed as well.

Let's play truth or atheism?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Since lying, in this situation, doesn't hurt anyone, sure, why not. This harkens back to the Crusades when one side or the other would ask and then chop off heads. (Usually, during the Crusades the xtions chopped immediately, while the mussies gave the xtions a chance to convert - more soldiers that way).

I hope everyone is feeling at least cautiously relieved.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Nice.

I'd buy it!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Easy to take out the trash, or pesky neighbors.

Live - lightning crashes [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 8, 2020:

The lead singer's wife's son went to the school I taught at around 2007ish - first grader). He had a birthday party after school one day and a big, white limo picked up all the little guys- pretty sure no seatbelts were used

Florida Woman Launches Petition Drive to Have Forced Prayers in Public Schools | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 7, 2020:

In elementary school, we used to say a pre lunch prayer daily. Then, and it took almost two years, the SC stopped that. I said something to the teacher about prayer. Rather than make it a teachable moment, she went off on me. ""I decide., etc." A couple days later, with no explanation, we no longer had a forced prayer.

I found this under President Biden tweet, one American put it up as a comment and now what's next?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Biden wouldn't let the man near him. Who knows what diseases he has.

Funny/not funny.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 7, 2020:

If he avoids jail, he'll be on the radio with Rash/Rush Limpbrain.

L. Cohen - Democracy [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Love it. Finally.

This seems appropriate today: Kool & The Gang's Celebration [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 7, 2020:

"IT'S A CELEBRATION"

Early thanksgiving condolences:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Good chuckles. I heard that turkey requests have been for smaller birds, and the farmers dont have near as many small ones.

Anyone tracking how progressives did in the down ballot? We need to start building the agenda.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 7, 2020:

The down ballots in many places did not go as well for Democrats. That said, the fact they didnt do as well is a great argument against voter fraud. In areas that tRump took in 2016 he dropped, but those below him didn't. Those are the "magically" appearing votes. Enough republicans were finally finding some moral compass- not enough of course.

I'm proud to say that I live in the blue county in the center of the state.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I'm still living in the red part. Gettysburg is a little better, but attracts a lot of assholes visiting. As the old saying goes - Pennsylvania, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh on the ends and Alabama in-between.

Ronald McDonald bout to get kinky on us.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I guess you have your choice of a number of characters.

I would have been Glenn Frey's 72nd birthday today Here is one of his cool songs Smuggler's ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I remember it well. The days of being young enough to contemplate being a smuggler.

Down goes the Cheeto Benito!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 6, 2020:

He has a build up of methane from all the bullshit he spews.

Q: What's The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 6, 2020:

An intellectual redneck says, "Fuck Darwin, here we go again."

I believe in the religion of TRUTH.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 5, 2020:

If, and that is a big if in my opinion, Jesus did exist at all, he would have been those things for sure. National Geographic had a good picture of what a real Jesus would have looked in one of their issues like some years back.

How many in the community senate were re-elected yesterday?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 4, 2020:

I'm moving to Russia to work as Putin's boot shiner, with a cup of tRump spit.

Not so funny when you think about it!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 4, 2020:

Sounds like a trumpie.