The snow has fallen a little.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Enya makes the most beautiful music

Just saying...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 27, 2020:

"Just after the vast majority of the Earthlings get the Covid vaccine, we begin the harvesting," said Farm Minister Zorg, looking over his waiting empire of humanoid harvesting ships.

How do they do this without even cracking a smile? [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Funny old show.

Good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Nice. New to me.

Celebrating the New Year

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Yep

Cats are very domesticated

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Cats will eat roosters, so, keep your cocks penned up.

That's why he chose her

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

During both elections, I thought those should have been plastered across the bible belt on billboards

Jeffress: The COVID Vaccines Scientists Made Are a “Christmas Present from God” | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

God gets credit for everything they want, but never any blame for "bad." They credit god for tRump's election but, of course, Biden somehow cheated god.

Yes it does...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Santa knows Ho, Ho, and Ho.

Good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Yes. And the Killers are always a fun escape.

Strange but true

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Worst case of 2020 ever

Christmas cooking

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Such a "Modest Proposal."

The 'End' is coming...maybe🤣 [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

The world ends at 10, film at 11

An EPIC Battle!!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

They are plotting to take over the world

Trump Tweets Declaration of War on Republican Party Lashing out on Twitter, President Trump is ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

The Generalissimo tweeted out about how EvaMelania hasn't been in magazine covers enough. I bet PornHub would give tRump 30% tight off the top.

Just finishing up Xmas

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2020:

I really laughed,

Hey - just discovered that Mitch McConnell and I both took basic at Fort Knox, Kentucky - at the ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

I dont know enough about Mitch before he became Cromwell. But, it sounds fishy. So many scenarios. Who controlled him early?

How sweet to know that even during the pandemic, we still had a few Christmas carolers drop by.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

No one said it, so, Christmas Seals anyone?

We all know where her mind is.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Do they still sell the ball type?

Too Funny Mia

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Porn Hub says they sell more internet porn in the bible belt in the US. I would imagine that muslims are just as hypocritical as christians.

Has anyone else taken the NAMI course for people who have friends or family that are struggling with...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

NAMI is a great organization. They do a lot of good and produce a lot of good material to read and see.

Nickelback - rockstar [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

We all wanted to be rockstars at some point. My daughter has met Gene Simmons and says he is nearly deaf.

Oh look....get the T.P.!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

They must use their tails to wipe. Look at those arms.

I took a taxi from New York Manhattan to New Jersey once with a driver who was a 60 year Polish man ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

One reason I will never buy into an all powerful, bullshit laden, omniscient asshole. Purely a mankind invention so the elite can hold power.

A Griswold Christmas

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Thank you, we resemble that remark.

How else to tell people?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

And proving they are more stupid than nature intended.

Synthetic Epiphany & CoMa - Icarus [youtu.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

👍always enjoyed the lyrics - very poetic

It’s time for another piece of music on this holiday.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Always a lovely voice.

Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

My son was due on the 25th - came Jan 2nd. As parents, my ex and I made sure he got fair treatment.

Do you think?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

I was watching an old Elementary and a baby was playing with a toy. The one character entered the room, saw it, and said to the nanny that if the toy came from an old chest it was most likely a Victorian sex toy.

Good morning .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas to all. Hope everyone can rock, at least a little, today.

Merry Christmas ???

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Car wash versus hosing the roof...... I know my choice

Yes... You!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

I had to go look - at any minute on Earth about 350k are having sex each minute.

Just saw this on facebook : at 12:01 on Jan 1 , for the first time ever , hindsight will truly be ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Most assuredly

Yes salute you

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

The cooks would do their best to make a feast.

Just because it’s really beautiful and if I had to choose a favourite Carol .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Very nice.

Santa's High Wire Act, not working out so well.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

And his remarks - quite shocking; what a jolt; oops; damn Rudolf; get me the hell down from here; lost the toys..............

Well it's christmas, and one of my favourite bands has released a new album, oh thankyou sweet ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Their sweaters are not nearly ugly enough. Jimmy is having a lot of fun.

Based on the responses I got, I should have posted this here.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

When my father retired, he used to get that stuff. He would give some of it to me and my family. The cheese was only good if used to make mac and cheese for the kids. Never did try the pork - passed that on to others in real need.

Pretty much my life at this point.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Anyone with a pet knows that to be true.

Oops that got by someone

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Better than CPR

Satan is a good guy.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Only if your significant other is a blue whale.

I hope you all have a good Holiday whatever you might be celebrating.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Again, five thumbs up.

It’s turned into a very cold late afternoon here at almost 5 pm.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

It's cold In Chicago as well. Rained yesterday and then the temp dropped from 53F at noon yesterday to now 15F. The roads had already blown clear, mostly, but the garbage and recycling bins froze shut.

Yup.......

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

I thought that already happened. It is still 2020.

Pastor Cries And Begs God To Make Trump President Again During a livestream broadcast earlier ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

In 2016 god put tRump in charge they would say. Well, if they believed that, they should accept that god took him away as well. But, alas hypocrites don't reason.

Heeheehee!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Smart retort

Happy Holidays guys 🎁 🎅

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Dr. Fauci said Santa was immune. But, shouldn't we stop him from going house to house touching those plates of cookies.

Fleetwood Mac - Tusk [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Saw them at the Hollywood Bowl in 1980 on their "retirement" tour. LOL. But true.

It’s time to say goodnight.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

A brothel in Germany. I remember that prostitution was legal in East Germany long before the West legalized it. Only legal in one US state. I really dont keep much of an eye on it. I think that countries that legalize it and do health checks do better for the participants all the way around - much safer.

@Garf Here's another banjo cover, hope you like it! Slayer- Raining Blood Banjo Cover ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

I saw this recently as well.

Prince Charles is sitting quite forlorn when down comes the Xmas Angel and grants him 1 wish and 1 ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

I would have expected him to request to be king.

Too funny not to share!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Limited time offer.

The year is 44 B.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

But, who brought the dressing?

Ark Encounter Ticket Sales Continued to Plummet in November Due to COVID-19 | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Pre Covid their visitors were down from expectations. And, they blamed atheists for lagging numbers - if only, I'd love to take credit for their failings.

It’s that time of an afternoon when I sit and relax with a drink and I listen to a song I enjoy ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

That is very relaxing.

Window or Aisle?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Funny. Aside - geese actually trade off, it breaks the airflow for those in the back - it is simply science.

A list of helpful things for the holiday season.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Very good article. Right on about social media. And CBT can be very helpful.

Good morning .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 23, 2020:

The King at the top of his voice.

It was between checking self at mental institution or checking self at hotel to rest / eat / sleep ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Sounds like you made the better choice - mental lockup is minimum of 48 hours. And in these Covid days, I would not go unless a danger.

Christian mockery......

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Does he expect her to clean it?

New world record.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

That's deep. There is a Frenchman who holds the record for a single breath time under water. Over 6 minutes.

Cardinal George Pell: People Turned Against Me Because of My Conservative Views | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Should be in prison for his sexual misconduct.

Trump Pardons 15 Political Allies, Four War Criminals Three Corrupt Republican Congressman

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

He has ready proven he likes war criminals.

I had seen this on F/B

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

I went to the Philippines

Was she on the naughty list?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Smatch - Santa Matches All The Children's Hopes dating site.

Some more than one.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Most likely. "Don't set ladder on frozen manure," came from a law suit of stupidity.

I can read women

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Even works for the illiterate

Hi.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

No apologies needed. Hope all was fun. Nice pick.

God’s Not Dead 4, a Film No One Asked For, Will Begin Filming Next Month | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

3rd film? I didn't know about 1 or 2. Just more propaganda to allow xtions to run roughshod over humanity. Or, any religious group to maintain control.

Holiday feelings from a young, non-believer.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Don't we all?

Second Groaner today

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

👍👍👍👍

Good try guy better luck next time

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

And she fell for it before??

Sadly, true...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Yep. That is simply human nature

Bowl of baby otters , today's cuteness

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

So adorable

Careful out there, please.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Now all the it's a hoax want to jump the line for a vaccine

Eric Clapton - Sunshine Of Your Love [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Great one .

This is the best thing I've seen in a while

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Exactly. That's a vast improvement.

I don't know, doesn't appear to be double blind...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Works for scaring or scarring the patient.

Los Angeles County Will Let Churches Host In-Person, Indoor Christmas Services | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 21, 2020:

And they're a hor spot. Dumb

Food for thought

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Most mix a little vodka into theirs

Monday groaner dont block me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 21, 2020:

I'll show this to my lawyer, Sanity Clause.....

Angry Trump Intensifying Efforts to Challenge Election Results While the deadly coronavirus ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 21, 2020:

I totally see Melania doing as you say. Her daddy was probably a member of the old Yugoslavia mob, then one of the Slavic mobs. I always found it odd that her father, a travelling salesman, could afford a Mercedes and family vacations during Soviet times.

Good morning .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Beautiful. One of the song writers said they wrote the song during a summer heat wave. I always found that little tidbit interesting.

I am the great chief Naa Tia from northern part of , I am a powerful spiritual helper who help ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 20, 2020:

A couple too many phone digits chief.

Glen Campbell’s final album released in 2017, but recorded in 2013 shortly after his Alzheimer’s...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Alzheimers is a sad disease. Campbell, even with the illness could still play guitar and would do so when handed one. (I saw a clip from him in the audience of an awards show, year unknown)

Far too intimate, don't do it people!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 20, 2020:

So, did she do the loving thing and get the fries?

E.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Yet, the same people will put kids in cages.

'Tis the season.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 20, 2020:

And Poo had a most productive night.

Man walks into small bakery.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 20, 2020:

The real question here is: does the man go and eat the pastries? Or, leave them out for coworkers?

Path Cleared For $900 Billion COVID-19 Relief Package As Fed Compromise Is Reached | HuffPost

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 20, 2020:

The whole control of the fed was a means to tie Biden from doing his own aid package later. The Republicans are total shits. The best way to help "we the people" is to repel the giant tax cuts to the 1%.

Trump Downplays Russian Involvement in Cyberattack After a prolonged silence, President Trump ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Putin has his dick so far up tRump's ass that soon we will see it sticking out of tRump's mouth.

Good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Have a great day

Pat Benatar - Promises In The Dark [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Great song.

Did i miss some rule disclosure where the use of the word fuck was prohibited?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

It is?????

Women, geesh...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Apparently Moses couldn't deliver on his promise.

Friends, member, Ladies, Gentlemen and Children as well, PLEASE remember to take an umbrella with IF...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

That would be gross.

A few Saturday funnies:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Nice. Funny.

At least that's my excuse...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Just like now, only the poor, "essential" workers need go out. I read that the guys who picked up the dead got paid very well - what happened since then

XMAS MOVIE REVIEW SPECTACULAR!! Now that Xmas is upon us let's review some if the seasonal ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I'm wishing everyone a Die Hard Christmas this year. Enjoy.