Really???₹??

Captnron59 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Also called a brakestand

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@Captnron59 "burnout is slow"...sounds like me and my career

He needs a drink

Captnron59 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

He needs vodka

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

See now maybe there's a guy who should of smoked weed instead of drinking

And the winner is.

KKGator comments on Sep 28, 2018:

His little display of self-righteous indignation was pretty fucking pathetic. Oh yeah, let us not leave out, completely hypocritical. He was one of the republicans who refused to even interview Merrick Garland, let alone hold confirmation hearings for him. Nothing he says has even a shred of ...

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

Yah. They have taken hypocrisy to a new level

Another public service announcement

Captnron59 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

WTF?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

Sexy as hell isn't it?

Really???₹??

Captnron59 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Also called a brakestand

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

See I didn't know that

Really dont know much about Instagram

ThisGuy comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Narcissus is all about himself. While the naked girl 5 feet away from him is Echo, who was also all about Narcissus . Later he would get old, fat, and orange.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

LMAO

It all depends

Bakunin comments on Sep 26, 2018:

What if you live in Andorra?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Walk?

Sorry for the shitty meme

Captnron59 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

WTF are you feeding it?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Taco Bell

I don't know. Might not be that good

KKGator comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Dopey! Looks dopey!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@zorialoki I think so. Also I think also there's a Creepy and Pervy

Now that's a good dad

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Uhhhh. He was just making out with his dad.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Boogey yup

Think of the kids

Pralina1 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

????????ok ! That's the winner in my book today ! That's hilarious !!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Woo hoo! I win !

I don't know. Might not be that good

Livinlife comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Why am I looking forward to the laundry scene

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Lol

Thinks saying he was a virgin for years after high school will make it look like he couldn't have ...

Livinlife comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Did you hear that the woman who first accused him of it passed her polygraph test?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Livinlife yah. Hypocrites

Thinks saying he was a virgin for years after high school will make it look like he couldn't have ...

Livinlife comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Did you hear that the woman who first accused him of it passed her polygraph test?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Yah. And she wanted FBI investigation. He didn't. Also I think Kavanaugh's friend, who Doctor Ford said was with him, is not being called up to talk. Think he's MIA now or in some GOP "don't be a witness" protection program :)

Ok now for the fun part.

Boogey comments on Sep 26, 2018:

What's scary is his followers think he is something to be worshipped

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Boogey yah...Don't have to be white to be racist, but it helps. Lol

It's all uphill

Livinlife comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Isn't that the truth

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Unfortunately, yes

Ok now for the fun part.

Boogey comments on Sep 26, 2018:

What's scary is his followers think he is something to be worshipped

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Yah people can be gullible

And Carl fucks up again

Boogey comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Carl just don't go to an apartment by mistake

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Good one

It all depends

Boogey comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Omg that's so dumb, it's funny!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

That's what I shoot for

Hi ho. Ho ho. It's off to jail I go

Captnron59 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

He did get jail time?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Yup. 3 to 10 years

This poor guy never meant to be a meme sensation

Boogey comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Ya still take the time to cut it

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

True but can use it as much as you want after that

Acne has some standards

Boogey comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Yikes Rudy,sad but true

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Yup :(

Is that a legal punishment?

Boogey comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Even the guys?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

I suppose

Thinks saying he was a virgin for years after high school will make it look like he couldn't have ...

Sirena comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I got these

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Haven't seen those before

This poor guy never meant to be a meme sensation

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I bet he wishes he got royalties!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Yah, I've had the same thought

Well ummmm could be

psycheworks comments on Sep 26, 2018:

My dad did just that with my stepmother when she was going on at him, he did stop the car to do it though

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

"out you go". :)

Thinks saying he was a virgin for years after high school will make it look like he couldn't have ...

psycheworks comments on Sep 26, 2018:

???

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Just some more dysfunctional politics here in A murica

Thinks saying he was a virgin for years after high school will make it look like he couldn't have ...

psycheworks comments on Sep 26, 2018:

???

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

It's Judge Kavanaugh. He is going through the nomination process here to be appointed as a Supreme Court justice. Has been accuseed of sexual abuse when younger...in interview was talking about being a virgin well into college.

I am eternal

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Might just be the acid trip

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@psycheworks you're right. She looks more like the organic type. I did shrooms once, and all I did was laugh my ass off for like four hours. Well I didn't really laugh it off. I still had plenty left

This poor guy never meant to be a meme sensation

nikkir comments on Sep 26, 2018:

That's how I would probably do it ?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Easier that way

Pass the salt and pepper

Captnron59 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

And he got em

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

He was a doer

Can ya feel me?

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Fuck giving a fuck

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@balou fucking right

There are moments.. this could be useful

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Talk about a war on Christmas

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I do it Thanksgiving through New Years

There are moments.. this could be useful

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Talk about a war on Christmas

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I like the food and drinking :)

I just decided to pin this here because I could. I'm just power hungry at this point....

EricTrommater comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Also commenting on my own post for double points. :p

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 25, 2018:

Savage AF!

Contortionist

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Ahhh waste of time. The deer never follow directions

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee well .. ah...That's what a friend told me...

I've been very busy... just making a quick deposit here

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Where can a fellow get one of those?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@Lukian. Yes. My little friend

???.

Eclipsechaser comments on Sep 25, 2018:

It seems to be keeping Stormy going.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 25, 2018:

Good one

Don't think I'd have been that lazy...

phoenixone1 comments on Sep 25, 2018:

HEY ZEUS....MOTHER FUCKER ... WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU....ZEUS....ZUUUUES ....THIS IS BULLSHIT ... I'M GOING HOME ... Oh look...A Yeti ... ?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 25, 2018:

LMAO

Ru Paul is jealous!

educatedredneck comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Sir, methinks tho dost protest too much

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 25, 2018:

The lady doth protest too much

Bad choice

Captnron59 comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Were you arrested because they couldn't find the meat?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 24, 2018:

Ouch

Another Public Service announcement

Captnron59 comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Don't tell me what to do!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 24, 2018:

I'm just saying, STD's are nothing to clap about

Who shaved the pussy

KKGator comments on Sep 24, 2018:

That's a terrible thing to do to a cat.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 24, 2018:

Looks photoshoped

I forgot what this meme is or where I got it.. but.. now I forgot where I was going with this

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

(Folks, I think Rudy needs an intervention,...soon!)

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 23, 2018:

Probably too late

I forgot what this meme is or where I got it.. but.. now I forgot where I was going with this

Boogey comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I think you were going to hell with this one ,boy!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 23, 2018:

Can't wait

I think I like this

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Venn diagrams can be very descriptive...

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 23, 2018:

Nice

An excellent author who followed his dreams gave solid career advice.

educatedredneck comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Countered by hiring lazy people so they find more efficient ways of getting stuff done.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 23, 2018:

Work smarter not harder

Just do it

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Or, you can stop jerking off on the subway!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 23, 2018:

A person has to unwind after work.

She had enough

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I looks like he has a huge smile on his face without his wife. lol

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 23, 2018:

Oh boy I know that feeling

Pets will get you

zorialoki comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Funny thing is; cats are more likely to start eating your corpse before a dog will even touch it. Dogs will snuggle and love your remains, cats will eat them. Pick your pet wisely

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 23, 2018:

Doesn't surprise me

The good health guide

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Think I'll stay sick

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 22, 2018:

@psycheworks it ran away with my ambition

Questions of the universe

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Because of the gravity of the Earth

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 22, 2018:

@zorialoki nice

No more free handouts you little bastards

phxbillcee comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Over the top, Rudy! Not the meme, per se, but using tRump machines!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 22, 2018:

True enough

Our founding fathers knew...

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 21, 2018:

R U Sure He Said That?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater ok sorry . Didn't know that ;)

Just because...

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Hey. What are you doing taking pictures of my girlfriend?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee ouch

What is the best way to get a lot of comments on a post? Asking for an imaginary friend.

genessa comments on Sep 21, 2018:

is that the goal? getting comments? how about expressing yourself sincerely on any topic that interests you? maybe someone else will find your post interesting and maybe even comment. g

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

@genessa well yah, but everything can be broken down and made pointless

IamNobody comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I thought I was good at it..... By the time you realize you're not then it's too late. Yes, life does have that sense of humor

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

And the only constant is change

I like this

AlasBabylon comments on Sep 21, 2018:

That's a beautiful thought.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Yah. I thought so too

What is the best way to get a lot of comments on a post? Asking for an imaginary friend.

genessa comments on Sep 21, 2018:

is that the goal? getting comments? how about expressing yourself sincerely on any topic that interests you? maybe someone else will find your post interesting and maybe even comment. g

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

no. The goal is to get comments and points..........

What are the chances

Captnron59 comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Pretty good chance. Closest producer gets the milk.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Now I know

What is the best way to get a lot of comments on a post? Asking for an imaginary friend.

dartagnan6666 comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Perhaps if you asked a different one of your imaginary friends, they might have something to suggest...

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Good idea

Emotional support Uber Driver

Galihad_Z comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Awkward!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Awkward humor is the best !

Emotional support Uber Driver

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Emotional support & a ride!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Can't beat that

Have to be careful

zorialoki comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Gotta love that the woman has a can of snuff in her pocket

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Yah I saw that. Adds to the photo

I like this

girlwithsmiles comments on Sep 21, 2018:

The leaves are starting to fall around this mirror sculpture my friend showed me the other day :)

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Cool

Can't believe he's POTUS

educatedredneck comments on Sep 20, 2018:

We elected him, even if you don't vote for his orangeness we allowed the two least popular candidates in US history to be our only options.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 21, 2018:

@dartagnan6666 https://www.theinertia.com/disruptors/the-death-of-eddie-aikau-eddie-would-go/

Guess she'd know

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

So, what mushroom does it really look like, Ivanka? Either of these?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

Good one

Ok, ok....groan..

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Yes,...groan!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

I wanted to make sure I beat people to it

Can't believe he's POTUS

Livinlife comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I just feel sorry for the horse

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@Livinlife true dat

It has a nice ring to it.

educatedredneck comments on Sep 20, 2018:

To be accurate, it would have to be God's first Genocide

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

Kind of like Babies first Christmas?

Superpubes

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

A single one of YOURS could quarantine an entire city!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

My reputation precedes me

Can't believe he's POTUS

Livinlife comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I just feel sorry for the horse

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

Kind of represents the country

Can't believe he's POTUS

educatedredneck comments on Sep 20, 2018:

We elected him, even if you don't vote for his orangeness we allowed the two least popular candidates in US history to be our only options.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

Bernie would have won

It's true you know

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Good for you??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPcTiy34u4A

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

Sorry, Bill. Didn't mean to break your heart

With a sharp implement the guys could get all the pussy they want

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I'm checking for it now

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@BeardedWonder, @psycheworks Found it :). Not all It's cracked up to be :(

Kitty ain't playing now

Boogey comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I love cat's faces when they're emotional. Remember Toontses on SNL?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@Boogey https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvsItXYgzk

Kitty ain't playing now

Boogey comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I love cat's faces when they're emotional. Remember Toontses on SNL?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@Boogey I will.

Kitty ain't playing now

Boogey comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I love cat's faces when they're emotional. Remember Toontses on SNL?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@Boogey wow that must go way back

Kitty ain't playing now

Boogey comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I love cat's faces when they're emotional. Remember Toontses on SNL?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

Nooo. And I've watched a lot of SNL. Of course my memory sucks

That a meme is cheesey

Boogey comments on Sep 20, 2018:

...and corny

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

That too

It's true you know

Boogey comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I thought it was congrachrelations

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@Boogey eggzataly!

So there are now more people in the Sexual Deviants group than this one.

Boogey comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Sorry Rudy Ima prude

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

Really? Haven't noticed

It's true you know

Boogey comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I thought it was congrachrelations

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

Hmmmm. It might be

I like this

moonmaid comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Nice.. Thank you for the reminder.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

You're welcome

Getting desperate for fun

Boogey comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Sounds like fun but the real fun is actually doing damage

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

Now you're talking

Deep thoughts

mistymoon77 comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Should have one called tits and ass. Bet that would be a #1 hit seller.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 20, 2018:

I'd like to see it

Deep thoughts

Boogey comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Aw...Rudy...baby...are we in need of therapy?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

@Boogey ahh. Not worth it

Deep thoughts

Boogey comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Aw...Rudy...baby...are we in need of therapy?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

Probably. Of course I am a therapist so...

Not a bad price

Boogey comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Kinda like a real cheap hooker

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

The best kind

I have to remember that

Boogey comments on Sep 19, 2018:

..and then let your head do a 360° turn

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

I can only get 90 degrees

Here we go

marmot84 comments on Sep 19, 2018:

This was a pretty funny story I have to admit.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

Made me laugh

My new hero. "Fuck this shit. I'm out of here at half time".

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

Took me a minute to get the relevancy ..."got to know when to fold em.. ". Good call. One of my favorite CW songs

My new hero. "Fuck this shit. I'm out of here at half time".

psycheworks comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Lame?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

@psycheworks https://www.google.com/amp/amp.abc.net.au/article/10255864

My new hero. "Fuck this shit. I'm out of here at half time".

psycheworks comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Lame?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

@psycheworks no. Just fed up

Old math

KKGator comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Reminds me of an old Sophie Tucker joke that Bette Midler used to tell. I was talkin' to my boyfriend, Ernie, last night. He's says to me "Soph," he always calls me Soph. He says, "Soph, when I'm 80 years old, I'm going to marry a girl who's 20. Whaddya think of that?" I says to him, "Ernie, ...

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

Witty

Not a bad price

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I wonder how many of these she sends out a month?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

As many as she can get away with?

My new hero. "Fuck this shit. I'm out of here at half time".

psycheworks comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Lame?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

I think that the guy quit at half time is funny

I love these 2, they're so far from home

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Poor Ernie

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

@Boogey yah but it doesn't seem in a happy way :(

We all know how I feel about my coffee creamer....

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Fuck that shit. I'll eat quiche and drink a motherfucking strawberry daiquiri out of a straw if I want

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee im actually a beer drinker

You cheating son of a beach

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Okay that made me laugh! On a side note a month or so ago I was at a friends house. He's married, has 3 kids. I asked how his brother was doing. He said he doesn't talk to him. Why? He fucked his brothers girlfriend that he had 2 kids with (one died). OT she has done modeling, and is fucking hot!...

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 19, 2018:

Yah in real life probably not as funny :(