What do you call a gathering at this guy's house? An incelebration

yaway comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Why not? Everybody is getting a freebie nowadays and sucking on the government's big titties.

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 10, 2018:

You mean like military contractors? Large companies like GE paying no taxes? And oil companies getting huge government subsidies?

This morning I had to call into work and tell my boss that I was sick and couldn't come in today.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I bet that caught your boss off guard

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 10, 2018:

@CaledonianWolf lol

Just one day dickhead

thislife comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Good luck with that! Just take what you have and run with it :)

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 10, 2018:

Right

The branches don't branch out much with the Huckabees

Freespirit64 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I don't know..that may be the best pic of her I've seen!

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 10, 2018:

Sad but true. OK. Funny but true

Just one day dickhead

JimG comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I wish treason were still a capital offense.

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 10, 2018:

Off with his head !!

Yikes. That is ugly

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Wait, is it not supposed to look like that?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 10, 2018:

Uh ...No.. sorry dude

Yikes. That is ugly

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Have you sent &/or received a lot in your time?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 10, 2018:

Well now that you ask.. thankfully... Zero

Never fails

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Yah I really do hate when that happens

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@zorialoki you never know...The Potty Dance .Right become a big hit

Wow This is a real grammar nazi

Tomfoolery33 comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Disturbingly funny.

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 9, 2018:

Good description

Let's get back to memes that are in bad taste

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Well done!

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 9, 2018:

Thanks

So sad if it wasn’t so true

GilSanchez comments on Jul 9, 2018:

It looks like a mommy shed and a daddy shed are making a baby shed

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 9, 2018:

Lol

Did I steal this from here. ? :(. I can't keep my memes straight

Captnron59 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I think so... yesterday.. lmao

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 4, 2018:

Oops

I'm a free man

Captnron59 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Then why so glum?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 4, 2018:

It's sweet and sour

Here is a normal and clean meme from me

Captnron59 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Rudy? You run outta beer?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 4, 2018:

It's OK. Have more now

Here is a normal and clean meme from me

Freespirit64 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

What, do you have a fever? Lol

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 4, 2018:

I've got a fever of a hundred and three ...cause I'm hot blooded. Chicken of the sea

Here is a normal and clean meme from me

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Rudy, are you feeling ok?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 4, 2018:

Not really. I'm not feeling as sick as I am accustomed to.

Here is a normal and clean meme from me

SkotlandSkye comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Are you feeling ok? Should we call an ambulance for you?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 4, 2018:

I took two beers and I'm resting now...should be ok

Leave the kitty alone

zorialoki comments on Jul 4, 2018:

How to scar a child for life

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 4, 2018:

And a cat

Not mincing words.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Oh yeah. We need these for those ladies who hover pee too. Y'all are making things gross for everyone else and you need to stop, ladies. Those paper covers are there for a reason.

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 3, 2018:

I'm so juvenile I'm laughing at the term "hover pee"

He would win by a mile

Science-guy comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Was the race to post a meme?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 3, 2018:

@Captnron59 found it

He would win by a mile

Science-guy comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Was the race to post a meme?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 3, 2018:

@Captnron59 I can't find the meme. Think I lost it

He would win by a mile

Science-guy comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Was the race to post a meme?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 3, 2018:

Oops

Chickpeas vs garbanzo beans.

MsDemeanour comments on Jul 3, 2018:

LOL Carol I can't believe you posted this. I thought it mustve been Rudy

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 3, 2018:

It's a good one. I'd like to take credit for it

Small talk with me! All this talk about small talk makes me want small talk with y'all and laugh ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Well it doesn't really matter because we will all be dead soon and life has no meaning :(

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 3, 2018:

@daylily that it will

Small talk with me! All this talk about small talk makes me want small talk with y'all and laugh ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Well it doesn't really matter because we will all be dead soon and life has no meaning :(

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 3, 2018:

@AmiSue I always screw that up

Gilligan trying to be smooth

Captnron59 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Worst show ever....had to watch though

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 3, 2018:

"had to watch" ?

When you finally died inside

MsDemeanour comments on Jul 3, 2018:

hahaha Rudy's ex-wife

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 3, 2018:

Cause she's so sad she isn't with me anymore?

Amazing worm

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Umm. Is this a real photo of yours?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 2, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol. Missed that

Don't Feel Like Talking

sundug comments on Jul 2, 2018:

I don't feel like talking about it

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 2, 2018:

Well played

Why we need the Space Force!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 2, 2018:

https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews/post/118877/in-trump-s-universe-everyone-loves-space-force-the-daily-show-https-www-youtube-com-wa

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 2, 2018:

It's OK to be stupid but those Trumpeters should really draw the line somewhere

Probably Should Not Meet Mom and Dad

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

She seems nice

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 2, 2018:

@Kojaksmom but I think 2 ifs make a yes ;)

Not sure that is him

MsDemeanour comments on Jul 2, 2018:

lol looks a lot like him tho

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 2, 2018:

Kim Jong Un after losing fifty pounds maybe

Help me please

JenBeberstein comments on Jul 2, 2018:

I would call!

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 2, 2018:

That's the spirit

Who else?!?!

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

True introverts are the ones on the bottom. The one on top is an extrovert with social anxiety

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 1, 2018:

@LivingParadox it could. Or it could mean you like people better when you're drunk ;). I believe the best test, for whether or not one is an extrovert or introvert, is where they draw their energy from and rejuvenate themselves. Introverts get their energy back from being alone, and extroverts draw energy from being around others. If I'm around people too long I need plenty of alone time to get back the energy I lost being around others.

I know this one is so wrong

kenriley comments on Jul 1, 2018:

But you just had to go there.

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 1, 2018:

You know me

Now that is partying

ClaytonE83 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I went to art school with a guy who got so drunk he blacked out and ripped the partition off the wall in the bathroom that separated the urinals. He then took it to his studio to use as a canvas, he started painting it and then proceeded to paint the floor of his studio, then the hallway floor and ...

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 1, 2018:

Wow. Sure it was just alcohol?

Now that is partying

mistymoon77 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Nothing quite like this but close.

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 1, 2018:

I knew you had to be a party animal

Who knew Pooh was Catholic?

LEPeff comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Is he a Poovert!

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 1, 2018:

Lol

That is Horrible on Different Levels

GuyKeith comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Autocorrect strikes again. This time below the belt.

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 1, 2018:

I see what you did there

Should work

gigihein comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Mine is: I assumed you came with all your boy parts

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 1, 2018:

Ha!

Should work

Captnron59 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Rudy?

Rudy1962 replies on Jul 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee not really

Good point. None of us are perfect!

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

I'm afraid it is a spider penis trap.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 30, 2018:

@RavenCT yikes!

Play the Sax

Captnron59 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

She's saxy

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 30, 2018:

Punny

Science proves.....

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 30, 2018:

That's fucking deep...

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 30, 2018:

Nuts deep?

Alittlewitty

Captnron59 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

That's terrible!! Lmao

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 30, 2018:

So bad it's good

Alittlewitty

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Don't fret over it... ;)

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 30, 2018:

Nice

I don't think that'll work.

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Seems kind of desperate

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 30, 2018:

@Captnron59 you can't be desperate if you've given up ;)

Around around the ...

CraeftSmith comments on Jun 30, 2018:

In some places, the weasel says, "soda"

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 30, 2018:

Lol. Good point.

Have to give him Viagra first?

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 30, 2018:

pony ploughing sounds more practical than simply Pony Play. You 'UP" for this Rudy???

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 30, 2018:

I don't think I am. I always prided myself on being eccentric, but I'm humbled by the weirdness of this shit.

I think I'd tell her that it's for a good cause, if she lives I'd split it with her unless she is a ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I'd roofie her into unconsciousness, no need to be violent. Loophole!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 30, 2018:

@ClaytonE83 lol

Should work

Captnron59 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Rudy?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 30, 2018:

Somebody else must of posted it in my name

Doctor's visit

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Little doctor patient bonding

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 29, 2018:

Bonding or boning?

Where did all the California raisins go?

ClaytonE83 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

"I suicide bombed a town square and all I got was 72 raisins."

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 29, 2018:

Lol

Oh, Sure, I will Get Right on That

Captnron59 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Just as fast as email

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 29, 2018:

That's a fax, jax

Can't do it

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Ha, ya good luck with that one! Hasn't worked for me yet and ask me if I care..

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 28, 2018:

Do you care? ;)

Bill the tool

DonThiebaut comments on Jun 28, 2018:

I don't think refusing Sanders was a good idea, from a purely strategic perspective, but if anyone had it coming, it was her.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 28, 2018:

I say civility has gotten us nowhere

Good advice

GuyKeith comments on Jun 28, 2018:

"I asked my doctor if my heart was strong enough for sex". He said, "Not if you join in". -Rodney (no respect) Dangerfield

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 28, 2018:

Lol

No sense of humor

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 28, 2018:

" oh ffs! Would you HURRY UP!!!!!"

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 28, 2018:

Lol. Good one

No wait. This is the right number

Captnron59 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Could be a guy

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 28, 2018:

Ha. True

Flipping floppity floop

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Makes perfect sense

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 27, 2018:

@Livinlife well stated

Pretty good

Shelton comments on Jun 27, 2018:

What's the low score?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 27, 2018:

0?

Feelings..nothing more than feelings

ejbman comments on Jun 27, 2018:

LOL. I just saw the Book of Mormon recently and I'm reminded of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of5cgecGIhg

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 27, 2018:

Perfect

Haven't seen this one in awhile

DonThiebaut comments on Jun 27, 2018:

I remember asking this in bible study as a kid, and getting less-than-satisfactory answers.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 27, 2018:

Because there probably is no good answer

A little too gassy to be classy

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Ha. I'm stealing that title for my autobiography.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Catchy title

Feelings..nothing more than feelings

pepperjones comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Rudy1962... you put a damn earworm in me!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Ummmm?

Married to Groot?

IAMGROOT comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Busted! or rather, "IAMGROOT!"

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Lovely family you have there

At least get your pants off

Freespirit64 comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Oh yes he does!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Ummm. How do you know? ;)

Fun with your boobs

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Hrmmm. Well now I need giant googly eyes.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

"hey, my eyes are down here, too"

You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

Shelton comments on Jun 26, 2018:

LOL. The things people come up with!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Too much time on our hands

Does make a person wonder

Captnron59 comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I'm taking the fifth amendment on this

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

I used to be in sales :). Books

Swamp monster

Captnron59 comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Didn't work so he purchased Melania

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

But no free delivery

I've been saying it wrong all these years

Captnron59 comments on Jun 26, 2018:

You looking at me?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Uh oh...Duck!

Tweeting asshole

Captnron59 comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Only 15?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Lol

Give the bear a break

Vickylyn comments on Jun 26, 2018:

So judgey!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Right?

Give the bear a break

BeeHappy comments on Jun 25, 2018:

Lmao! But he's a bit off key.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Just barely though

Not Enough Celery

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 25, 2018:

vicious rabbits

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 25, 2018:

@mantid30 got it:)

Which one of you is this?

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 25, 2018:

That's me in a possum suit. I tricked her :)

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 25, 2018:

@Skepticus yah. It's weird the way that works

Moist people don't get offended by an occasional typo

Captnron59 comments on Jun 25, 2018:

But where do you find moist people?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 25, 2018:

Humid climates I guess

You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

zorialoki comments on Jun 25, 2018:

Something seems to be missing, like a picture

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 25, 2018:

@pepperjones no I don't have a picture. Figured a photo of a pair of tits with cum between them would get taken down .....

You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

zorialoki comments on Jun 25, 2018:

Something seems to be missing, like a picture

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 25, 2018:

Yah that would of helped, until administrator took it down

Moist people don't get offended by an occasional typo

Alvingo1 comments on Jun 25, 2018:

Yes, we dew!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 25, 2018:

Witty

Religious hats

Tomfoolery33 comments on Jun 25, 2018:

I've got my drunk hat.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 25, 2018:

Very nice

Good thing you told me

Captnron59 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Doesn't say anything about the law... I can live with not being okay

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

LMAO

I don't want to drink your blood

Captnron59 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Scared to get his redwings!! Ha!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Lol

Usually not

JenBeberstein comments on Jun 24, 2018:

I would be both except I am uncomfortably allergic to cats.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Yah. Lots of people are allergic to them :(

Now that's a big douchebag

AMGT comments on Jun 24, 2018:

In German... http://youtu.be/cT8sIT4vBUQ

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Perfect

Good thing you told me

pepperjones comments on Jun 24, 2018:

NOT ok? Wtf???

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Right. Why the hell wouldn't murder be OK? Makes no sense

Atta Boy!!

Livinlife comments on Jun 24, 2018:

I'm pretty sure my cat thinks this

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Smart cat

In trouble again

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

lol... if they ever show up at my door, I might just blurt this out.. but they haven't been back in yrs since the last time I told them, they were in a cult, read the definition of it, then got into a discussion about child abuse. That ended that one, they walked away.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Lol. That will do it

In trouble again

Captnron59 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

He got nailed!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

But supposibly his mama never did

I try not to go political but I fail

Captnron59 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Sf 86?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

It is a security clearance form government officials in US have to complete. He lied, or he said "forgot", to disclose several things in it...He didn't disclose meeting with foreign officials , some financial stuff...

Oldie but goody

LEPeff comments on Jun 24, 2018:

It's still funny!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

@LEPeff lol

Every damn day

LEPeff comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Is that an exercise in futility?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Nice

No. I'm right.

Mofferatu comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Sparrow hell is pretty bad, actually. They continuously pull your feathers off, one by one for eternity ... and you have an unlimited supply of feathers.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Lol

I can hear it

Minta79 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

That is going to be stuck in my head forever now...

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

You're welcome;)

Oldie but goody

LEPeff comments on Jun 24, 2018:

It's still funny!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Right. It doesn't get old

Imagine there's no...

mek7730 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

That'll be a lil hard to fit in a wallet

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

@mek7730 I didn't think there was such a thing as too much sugar;)

Imagine there's no...

mek7730 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

That'll be a lil hard to fit in a wallet

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Lol. Good one

Creeper Christ

mek7730 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

I hope he's taking notes

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Lol

Not a meme but y'all know I HAD to get this cd, right? ?

Captnron59 comments on Jun 23, 2018:

What's it sound like?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 23, 2018:

@DonThiebaut lol