Seems like a fun school

mistymoon77 comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Just stopping in for a quickie.. let the kids fight it out on the bus.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 28, 2018:

Sounds like you have some experience with that ;)

Seems excessive

Umbral comments on Aug 27, 2018:

You think the egg made him cum first? Or the chicken the eggs were from?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

Good one

Necessity is the father of invention

Captnron59 comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Next comes lube.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

Yah. Humping a hole in a rock seems painful

Seems like a fun school

Justjoni comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Naw that’s just where the bus driver goes between runs

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

True

I could use the rest

Boogey comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Ya let's do something to mangle our body and have our lousy Insurance co not pay everything and the hospital,doctors and whatever chase us for money

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

Ok

Necessity is the father of invention

onlyif comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That's a pretty big hole..lol

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

I guess cavemen were well endowed

Necessity is the father of invention

Boogey comments on Aug 27, 2018:

All that work...for what

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

The beginning of sex toys

Contrary to his medical report, I'm pretty sure Trump is over 250 pounds

Boogey comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Oh ya he's a big fat pig, I'd like to see his girth certificate

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

Good one

Hate to be a downer but......

KKGator comments on Aug 27, 2018:

More facts.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

I'm just full of facts today ;)

Mmmm I'm hungry

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I didn't know noodles could turn someone into a fat fuck

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

@Boogey yah. I guess ditto for me on that

There are a few problems here

Boogey comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Does her mother know about them?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

@Boogey evidently it is. SMDH. https://www.google.com/amp/www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/midwest/ct-ohio-man-school-threat-teen-girlfriend-20180523-story,amp.html

There are a few problems here

Boogey comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Does her mother know about them?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

@Boogey no. But let me check. BRB

There are a few problems here

Boogey comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Does her mother know about them?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

She does now

Only farmers....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Yikes

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 yah. I'm not going to find out

Tom ain't playan anymore

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Guns don't kill mice, cats kill mice.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

Good one

Tom ain't playan anymore

Boogey comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Shit Rudy almost wet myself!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

Keep trying :)

Seems a little extreme

LEPeff comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I take benedril.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 27, 2018:

Might be a better option than blowing your head off

Yah. It's really not worth it

Livinlife comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I say throw someone else out. Youll only have to do it once

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 26, 2018:

Good thinking

Ahhh. He was a good Gold Fish

Boogey comments on Aug 26, 2018:

And then he did the toilet swirl

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 26, 2018:

@Boogey ahhh

Breaking news

Umbral comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Little fucker could still have his pot of gold though, but he won't make it legal...

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 26, 2018:

Good one

Ahhh. He was a good Gold Fish

Boogey comments on Aug 26, 2018:

And then he did the toilet swirl

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 26, 2018:

How'd you know?

Everything according to plan.

KKGator comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Sometimes, I wonder if Rudy is actually helping to set 45 up to fall. Maybe he knows he's not going to live much longer and is spending his last days helping to orchestrate the end of 45. Cuz that would make a helluva lot more sense as an explanation for how he's been behaving.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Either that or he is losing his cognitive functioning

ಋಊಡಫಫಪಬಬಬಫಪಪ಼ ಠಠಫಫಫಫ

Captnron59 comments on Aug 24, 2018:

So you've learned Arabic now?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Ummmm. Yah.

ಋಊಡಫಫಪಬಬಬಫಪಪ಼ ಠಠಫಫಫಫ

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Is it weird that I want to check out some of her vids after hearing the name. By i, I mean a friend.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Nope. Not weird. I have a friend who wants to check them out now also

Not much of a cook

Happyonearth comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Beakers beaker blasted

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Good one

Not much of a cook

psycheworks comments on Aug 23, 2018:

beaker breaking bad..who'd have thought that?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 23, 2018:

It's always the ones you least suspect

Butter up

Boogey comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Hope it taste good for him

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 23, 2018:

Sounds delicious

Don't be a dick. Check the mirror before going out

Captnron59 comments on Aug 23, 2018:

And it's splattered on him

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 23, 2018:

I didn't even notice that before

Don't be a dick. Check the mirror before going out

BBeberstein comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Maybe she did it on purpose.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 23, 2018:

True.

Those were hard times

bluesmagoos comments on Aug 23, 2018:

We don't know if they were all hard times. There could have been flaccid times.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 23, 2018:

Finally someone acknowledges the pun I snuck in there

Well certain insults no longer work

ArdentAtheist comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Actually I avoid saying such things.. I have my moments but this has occurred to me. Why would I insult someone with such wonderful gestures? If someone trully needs to be insulted, “look at what your doing” should do it.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 23, 2018:

Good points

Lock him up! Lock him up!

Anonbene comments on Aug 23, 2018:

We follow the same twitterers

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 23, 2018:

Ah. You have good taste

Nothing to compare it to

Eirteacher comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Eve. "Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?" Adam. "Me."

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 23, 2018:

Lol. Good one

I didn't know that

Eirteacher comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I knew a gal that was a pot head. I will pass this on to her.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 22, 2018:

I'm sure she will appreciate it ;)

Staying up posting memes

Captnron59 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

9 pm hits, I'm in bed.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Captnron59 then its a real good idea

Staying up posting memes

Captnron59 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

9 pm hits, I'm in bed.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 22, 2018:

Good idea

Yah. Leave him the fuck alone

girlwithsmiles comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Reminds me of this bit in Life of Brian by Monty Python: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDFZflAfhy0

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 22, 2018:

Good one

MAGA My Attorney Got Arrested

KKGator comments on Aug 21, 2018:

MAGA = Mueller Ain't Goin' Away!!!!!!! Although, My Attorney Got Arrested, is pretty freakin' cool!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@KKGator or I have a really bad memory.. or at least a very short memory

MAGA My Attorney Got Arrested

KKGator comments on Aug 21, 2018:

MAGA = Mueller Ain't Goin' Away!!!!!!! Although, My Attorney Got Arrested, is pretty freakin' cool!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Yah. Haven't heard the Mueller one before

MAGA My Attorney Got Arrested

onlyif comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Not a good sign.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Lol. No probably not

Free cat... good appetite

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

That's a big pussy

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@Freespirit64 That's a big old fluffy pussy

Isn't it obvious by now?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

As someone with an accounting and economics background, I can't tell you how many times I have had to explain this.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Do people listen?

Donny does sound scared

BBeberstein comments on Aug 20, 2018:

He sounds cocky... He isn't scared, he fancies himself like Putin...

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Sometimes cocky assholes are the ones who are the most afraid.....And insecure

Let's all lighten up

Happyonearth comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Why be offended by something that has probably become offesive or been defined as offensive by a religious culture that you reject?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

True

aint capitalism grand

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Nice trio there

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Happyonearth lol. Feel free

Just as an FYI: I am in the process of moving to England to teach.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Good time to get out of the country

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Gnarloc No I don't. Also my children's mother wouldn't let me take them. I'm divorced

Let's all lighten up

Snickers77 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

That never happens here, does it?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Man it seems to happen everywhere

Pronounced the same. What?

mistymoon77 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

This guy is very confused. Identity check in isle 5.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Coconut.....

Just as an FYI: I am in the process of moving to England to teach.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Good time to get out of the country

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Gnarloc if I didn't have minor children I'd be looking for a way out

Your Grandfather's GOP!

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

The truth comes out. Bernie Sanders is an Eisenhower Republican.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@Snickers77 me three

Here is a real woody

Hitchens comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Clearly not house trained though..?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 19, 2018:

Good one

Sometimes love hurts

Anonbene comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Fisting is far more common around here than fist bumping and far more appreciated from the sounds I'm hearing.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 19, 2018:

Lol. Around where?

Breaking Bad memes

Captnron59 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Not here... your posts just disappears

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 19, 2018:

True

Forward to the past

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Can we arrange for a similar end to the regime, ie He shoots himself.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 19, 2018:

Works for me

Always follow directions

Omots comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Damn. Is that why my hair never lays down and I keep having to use hedge cutters on my ass.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 18, 2018:

@Omots Of course. Whatever I can do to help :)

You're in trouble

onlyif comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I think your lathering up may come in handy about now. She can't get a grip on you..lol

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 18, 2018:

Good thinking

Always follow directions

Omots comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Damn. Is that why my hair never lays down and I keep having to use hedge cutters on my ass.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 18, 2018:

Might be

It's only fair

Krysia22 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

True, if the state chooses to display symbols of one religion, then it should display symbols of other religions.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 18, 2018:

Yup

Blown cover

Captnron59 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I would give that place my business!!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 18, 2018:

Me too

Don't report me it's an optical illusion

SukiSue comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Hahaha! I'll bet you ten bucks five people report you!!!?!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

I think only four :)

Here. Give you all something real to be offended by

educatedredneck comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Pretty much...btw doesn't the USA have the highest standard of living of any country in history?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

Good place to be rich

I don't always agree with him; but when I do he's absolutely right.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

He's very good at cutting through religious bullshit...Not so good at cutting through establishment Democrats bullshit ...

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@Snickers77 true

Nixon Resigning 44 Years Ago

Science-guy comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Will history repeat?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

I have my fingers crossed

Don't report me it's an optical illusion

onlyif comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I don't see it? Must be my eye sight.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@onlyif OK. That's probably good

Don't report me it's an optical illusion

onlyif comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I don't see it? Must be my eye sight.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

Don't see what? Specifically?

Lucky birdstads

Captnron59 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Just looking for that worm.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

I only do that with tequila and fishing

Don't report me it's an optical illusion

SkotlandSkye comments on Aug 17, 2018:

hahahaha yeah....took me a second....

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

Yah me too

Don't attack me too hard for this

Eclipsechaser comments on Aug 17, 2018:

It did make me smile. At least you know it's a joke - Fox News put up Patti LaBelle and were unaware that it wasn't Aretha.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

Yah I saw that

Entitled children

Captnron59 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Let me out so I can work my way back in for the rest of my life!!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

Right

Who hasn't done this ?

LionMousePudding comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I guess it's a guy thing?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

Is it? Well then you all are missing out on the best way to be missing out on life

Is that why they call them nuns?

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Dating nuns is OK as long as you don't get in the habit.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 16, 2018:

Punny

Time for a new job

GuyKeith comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I'll bet he's glad he wasn't a proctologist.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 16, 2018:

Lol. Talk about chewing ass

Time for a new job

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

That could be a problem, but then you see so many sick ones it might turn you into a vegetarian.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 16, 2018:

That's true

That's one kinky house

Omots comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Where did the hairy chested blow-up doll come from? I know where to find everything else.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 16, 2018:

Yah. Not sure

Lucky rabbit

Captnron59 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

He can't say the safe word like that!!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 16, 2018:

Yah. He's screwed..

Spread those memes everywhere

JK666 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

A vicarious thrill.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 16, 2018:

True enough

Moooove ahay

Captnron59 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Hey! I resemble that remark!!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 16, 2018:

@Captnron59 looks pretty muddy

Moooove ahay

Captnron59 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Hey! I resemble that remark!!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 16, 2018:

Been milking the cow?

I can't verify this claim

onlyif comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Just looked it up. Fake FB post..LOL

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 15, 2018:

Ahh darn it. Was hoping it's true

Hahahahaha

Captnron59 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

How much beer was that?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

A days worth I suppose

What kind of dog is that ?

SpawnofSagan comments on Aug 14, 2018:

What happened to the dog?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

Being raised by a wonderful "deer family" in the woods

Beauty and the beast

Boogey comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Is there a connection to the 2 pics?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Uhhhhh. Yes. Orally I think so anyway

A perfect response

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

He's probably stalking you right now

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

@Livinlife my guess would be out your bedroom window :)

I'm helping

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Always wondered why if someone knew some of the shit that was going down, Why didn't they try to stop it or lend a hand.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

It doesn't seem to bode well for humanity

There is an offer you don't see everyday

EricTrommater comments on Aug 13, 2018:

He just wants to watch...sick bastardized.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

I think you're right. Might not even be a damn robot

Label makers can be a lot of fun.....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Ummmm.....OK?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

@Luvboating yup. It's there now. I mean here now

A collection of fuck memes

Luvboating comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Hey that guy in the top picture is at Fur Rondy in Anchorage every year! He is an Alaskan celebrity

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Ohh? I spent the summer of 92 in Anchorage

A deportation I'd support.

Boogey comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Didn't she have cash deals with her"clients"?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

I hear she was getting paid under the table

Needs a warning label

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

What a minute, does that mean I've been using the hose attachment wrong as well?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

If it hasn't injured you it must be right

Is this true? Manipulative bastards

LEPeff comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I had a cat that would cry like a baby when ever she was in a car.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Lol. Cats do flip out in cars

Pete ain't playing

Captnron59 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Why does he bring his laundry and folds it dirty?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Pete is a weird dude

Going to puke

dkp93 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

That sentence could be interpreted two ways, and they're both freaking ridiculous.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

Yah. Now I see it

OK. Ok. This dude is clueless, and maybe I am forgetful. Forgot the damn meme last time

musicman2803 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

funny bit,, thanks

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

YW

Just started an argument over this on FB. Because I could...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Why would this start an argument?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@Freespirit64 oh. I see

Trailers for sale or rent,rooms to let 50c........

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

If this trailers rocking don't bother knocking. Or. If we're in here cooking don't be a looking. Cause we're mething around

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@Boogey ahh thanks

How y'all like this one?

Boogey comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I just threw up a little

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

Understandable

...... .. ..

Livinlife comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Im lost, ?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

So #2 would be "and those who can't"

Long title

JustLynnie comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Not a question I have been asked...

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 11, 2018:

You are a librarian ?

Long title

GuyKeith comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Or that even more famous title *It looks like one, only smaller*

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 11, 2018:

Good one

Kind of funny

Captnron59 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

What's he doing back there?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 11, 2018:

Ahhhh. Pretty sure he likes the ladies.