Some lady is going to get lucky

zorialoki comments on May 17, 2018:

I really don't get into scat

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

Scat ain't where it's at

The jizzing is free

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

I'm sensing a theme here, Rudy!

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

Things that end in "tion" for five hundred please

Hope this is staged

Captnron59 comments on May 16, 2018:

It was that second Doobie at lunch.

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

Lol

Never mind

kenriley comments on May 16, 2018:

That killed me, I died from laughing, then I look at the comments and die again. I might have to leave this group. You guys aren't good for me.

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

Nooo no. It's good for you

But cognitive dissonance is the glue that keeps, otherwise reasonable, people in churches

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

Lewis Black is hilarious!

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

Yup

Watch yourself

KKGator comments on May 16, 2018:

You should have taken out the trash without having to be asked. TEN FUCKING TIMES. Just sayin'. ;)

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

Lol

Prom date ..

Johnsalterego comments on May 16, 2018:

The infamous Florida Man!

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

Yikes!

You may wish you could die if you don't

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

And don't stick that pepper down your pants

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

@zorialoki https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T9S-bo1vYSA

You may wish you could die if you don't

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

And don't stick that pepper down your pants

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

@zorialoki curiosity? Too high or drunk. Or a dare. . Wait. I'll be back with a YouTube video

But cognitive dissonance is the glue that keeps, otherwise reasonable, people in churches

Captnron59 comments on May 16, 2018:

Blows my mind how prejudiced and close minded they are.

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

Group psychosis

I know she exists

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

I don't know man. It might be an ex trying to break in and kill me in my sleep

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

@zorialoki lol

How I wish she would. KFC food is taking too long

Captnron59 comments on May 16, 2018:

Too much Botox... face is dead

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

Never thought about that

Mother knows best

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

Why? Did she date him first??? LOL

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

Lol

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

ProudMerry comments on May 16, 2018:

Did he go to Jared's?

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

Lol

F'realz . . .

zorialoki comments on May 16, 2018:

With this one I am Okay with that

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

Exactly

A massive oversight. You can't make it up!

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

That's true?

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

@Nickbeee shouldn't natural selection taken care of this?

Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

So if you fuck two they won't ?

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

@Johnsalterego lol

Wait for it....

Freespirit64 comments on May 16, 2018:

What man in his right mind would stick his weiner in that? Lmao. (We are talking about weiners, right?)

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

That's the problem the word "man" and the phrase "right mind" usually don't go together. Testosterone makes us crazy

No, no I don't!

Coldo comments on May 15, 2018:

Just a thought,a non believer has never been "possessed"

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee OK. A few

Will get you every time!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I know what he will be visualizing during his next meditation

Rudy1962 replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol

Racist life's matter

z0000 comments on May 15, 2018:

I don't know the story behind this ... who is she and what was she doing?

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

@DeeTee here is one more video I found looking this one up.....https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dTsmAVL30XA&t=13s

Racist life's matter

z0000 comments on May 15, 2018:

I don't know the story behind this ... who is she and what was she doing?

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

@DeeTee https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r9CRF2ZOW1U

The good old days.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Dr Smith says part of my problems cause mama never breast-fed me :(

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee I haven't figured that out, but I'm sure it's somebody else's fault

Whose a tripping doggie?

Captnron59 comments on May 15, 2018:

That pup is going to dig up the yard... looking for who knows what...

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mf3e1F1a0Hg

Whose a tripping doggie?

Captnron59 comments on May 15, 2018:

That pup is going to dig up the yard... looking for who knows what...

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

Lol

That is me

Captnron59 comments on May 15, 2018:

I'm the gearhead...

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

Yah I figured that based on bio and line of work

That is me

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Me, too, Rudy! I can do all the basics, but,... Even some of my older friends feel left out now, you need so much equipment just to 'diagnose' a problem, & a degree from MIT!

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

I can change a tire, the oil, windshield wipers and possibly a headlight....That's it

That's one way to look at it. It's all in the perception.

AtheistInNC comments on May 15, 2018:

We fooled them with that whole embalming and Cremation thing.

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

Lol. Right

Sometimes I make random memes, more often than not as a response to someone's comment about ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Poor lady

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

@ClaytonE83 lol. True.

Me neither.

Johnsalterego comments on May 15, 2018:

at least he took a stance, right?

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

@Blindbird lol

If we could only read each other's minds

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Probably not really a good idea, Rudy! Do you want anyone to really know what goes on in there???

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

Maybe not

Hank, you sick bastard

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Buffalo Hank? Hankibal Lector?

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

I like it

Hank, you sick bastard

Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:

Sesame Street's answer to Jeffrey Dahmer.

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

Lol

Might have stolen this one from here.

kenriley comments on May 15, 2018:

LMAO, I needed a laugh Thanks.

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

My pleasure

So, just why bother, right?

Captnron59 comments on May 15, 2018:

And all the alcohol you drank has just been pissed away.

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

@Captnron59 you aren't suppose to tell me about it.

So, just why bother, right?

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

What if you poop outside? Or in an outhouse...Or in your pants ?

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

@Captnron59 that's what mama used to say

Fix your own damned sammich.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I like lunchables

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

@ProudMerry yah. Just in case

So, just why bother, right?

Captnron59 comments on May 15, 2018:

And all the alcohol you drank has just been pissed away.

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

Unless you puke it out

So, just why bother, right?

Johnsalterego comments on May 15, 2018:

Actually, you exhaled most of the calories... CO2 is the byproduct of combustion. What comes out the other end is just what can't be burned as fuel. That's why you breath harder during exercise. Strange but true

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

Interesting

Hey, Snowflakes!

kenriley comments on May 15, 2018:

This should have been block. It's just not right

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

LOL x 2

No, no I don't!

Coldo comments on May 15, 2018:

Just a thought,a non believer has never been "possessed"

Rudy1962 replies on May 15, 2018:

I think this one woman put a spell on me. When I snapped out of it my heart was broken and my money and dignity was gone

Always be prepared. Always.

SpawnofSagan comments on May 13, 2018:

How did he take this picture?

Rudy1962 replies on May 13, 2018:

Good point

It is hard, being introverted and feeling timid in a world that celebrates the extroverted.

Heart_Truth comments on May 12, 2018:

It is very cultural for Americans to prize extroversion. I have had to accept that and the fact that sometimes people make assumptions when you are quiet. They assume you are a snob or don’t like them, but I can’t make myself be louder just to give other people attention. On the other hand, ...

Rudy1962 replies on May 12, 2018:

Is it because you aren't comfortable or like all the small talk ? That's how a lot of us are. The older I get the less it is discomfort and the more it is boredom.

Homophones?

ejbman comments on May 12, 2018:

Holy cow dudes! "Lemon on a pear" sounds like (homophone) "livin' on a prayer" from the famous Bon Jovi song of the same name!

Rudy1962 replies on May 12, 2018:

Ohhhhhh. . :)

Tame memes that are kind of funny

Captnron59 comments on May 12, 2018:

I just don't get the second one..

Rudy1962 replies on May 12, 2018:

@Freespirit64 yup. I busted up a spatula pretty hard for pulling that crap

I have been wondering...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

You don't have to be faster than the spermicide necessarily, just faster than the other sperm!

Rudy1962 replies on May 12, 2018:

LMAO

You can tell this is an introvert group! 22 members and only 4 posted! LOL, classic! Welcome to ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 11, 2018:

Lol. I have a story I will post at a later date, about being an introvert in an extrovert world.

Rudy1962 replies on May 12, 2018:

@TampaHeathen OK. I will try

Tame memes that are kind of funny

Captnron59 comments on May 12, 2018:

I just don't get the second one..

Rudy1962 replies on May 12, 2018:

Maybe you've been lucky, and never experienced the top of the spatula jamming the cupboard door shut so you can't open it. It sucks

Ah the future....

Coldo comments on May 10, 2018:

It's Here!

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

That's kind of cool

Another reminder

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Guys don't usually take any of that into concern at the beginning.

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

@Johnsalterego and in this case normal will cause problems in the future. Should clarify, guys do this less with age and wisdom

This one is for you Eric!

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Yah. I hate when people share my posts without first liking them or commenting on them. Soooo rude

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

@phxbillcee was a hit, eh?

I much prefer main Street whores to Wallstreet whores

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

I don't know, prostitutes usually give value for the $$$ !

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

Not corporate ones. Just bottom feeders

Mind your own business boss dude

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

You mean I'm supposed to work at work???

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

Yah it's a crazy idea

Skip the photo. The saying is pretty damn good

Coldo comments on May 10, 2018:

And It's So Simple.

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

@phxbillcee no. Always meant to

Come on, dad

Captnron59 comments on May 10, 2018:

Really Dad? What part of suicide didn't you understand?

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

Lol

Woooo Hooooo!! My shirt finally came.

Sarahroo29 comments on May 9, 2018:

It will take me 1 year to reach level 9. Congrats on leveling up to 8.

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

@Sarahroo29 it's a lot of points

Skip the photo. The saying is pretty damn good

Coldo comments on May 10, 2018:

And It's So Simple.

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

That went over my head

Put that in the eulogy....

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

I hope he didn't bring a shovel hoping for a freebie after the funeral, for old time sakes. People sometimes have strange ways of dealing with grief:(

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

@kenriley well played

One plus one is an apple

kenriley comments on May 10, 2018:

Well when you are trying to turn your live around, it can become a total wreck.

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

And hard on trees :)

French otters are not easily intimidated

Johnsalterego comments on May 10, 2018:

Where's Daniel the spelling/grammar cop now?

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

Lol

Give him points for y....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

No thanks, I gave it up for Lent!

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

Lol

Eggzactly..

zorialoki comments on May 9, 2018:

Some may not get the yolk

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

Ahh very punny

Woooo Hooooo!! My shirt finally came.

Condor5 comments on May 9, 2018:

Way to go, Rudy! Nice.

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

Thanks

That would suck

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

& you don't dare tell them your name is Goldstein!

Rudy1962 replies on May 10, 2018:

Lol

Come on, dad

Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:

Damn it Dad. You said it was going to be a blast.

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

Lol

Woooo Hooooo!! My shirt finally came.

Deb57 comments on May 9, 2018:

We're supposed to get a shirt?

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

Once you hit level eight :)

Well she should of clarified

Captnron59 comments on May 9, 2018:

Best excuse to...

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

She's been waiting for one

Jesus is stil pissed

Captnron59 comments on May 9, 2018:

I'm still high... so this is funny too!

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

I think it's funny even if you aren't high :)

Woooo Hooooo!! My shirt finally came.

Sarahroo29 comments on May 9, 2018:

It will take me 1 year to reach level 9. Congrats on leveling up to 8.

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

Thanks. Yah level nine is a looooong ways off for me

Woooo Hooooo!! My shirt finally came.

HeraTera comments on May 9, 2018:

so when do you get a shirt? Level 8?

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

Right

Uncalled for

Johnsalterego comments on May 9, 2018:

The batmobile looks like a Chevette with wings... Wayne industries must be on hard times. (damn, how many people even remember Chevettes?)

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

I do. Vaguely

Deception in Dating, Love and Controlling our Self-Image

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Good stuff. I actually found the part on relationships most interesting. Some of the stuff I've heard before, but he puts it all together in a very concise and understandable way. I'll listen to it again. I am listening and thinking more about examples of couples I have counseled than my own ...

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

@VictoriaNotes yes. I remember that part...Good stuff

Been around awhile but in case someone has missed it

RavenCT comments on May 9, 2018:

Terrible. Just terrible. I liked it anyway.

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

Or why you like it ;)

Eggzactly..

KKGator comments on May 9, 2018:

Fine feathered cannibals.

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

Nice

Spotted on Rodeo Drive.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 9, 2018:

Even better if thats an irs employee

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

@LEPeff yup

They don't make kid games like they used to

Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:

Cocaine scared the shit out of me cause it was so good.

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

@Eirteacher probably not as much as memes

They don't make kid games like they used to

Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:

Cocaine scared the shit out of me cause it was so good.

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

@Eirteacher that's what I've heard

Come on fellow heathens. Use those commas. We don't want to reinforce stereo types about us.

Emme comments on May 9, 2018:

It's heartwarming stuff like this that inspires and draws out the serial killer in us and brings us all together?

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

Lol

Well it's better than nothing :(

phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:

I tolerate you!

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

Lol..ahh thanks

They don't make kid games like they used to

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Well,...I started playing that game in the mid-'70's. Granted I wasn't quite that young, I just smoked pot at that age, but still!

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

@Captnron59 keep it mind

Might be confused

Captnron59 comments on May 9, 2018:

In Rudy? I worry bout you sometimes..

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

Uh oh. I misread that. Thought it was once I'm in the phone.

They don't make kid games like they used to

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Well,...I started playing that game in the mid-'70's. Granted I wasn't quite that young, I just smoked pot at that age, but still!

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

@Captnron59 ahh. Can't risk it with my job. Plus I always liked alcohol better. If it gets legal I'm curious to see how I experience it now. Or if I can ever retire

Miscommunication

BeeHappy comments on May 9, 2018:

Hahaha!! I wonder what they did with the surplus? Asking for a friend.

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2018:

Lol

Cause then you don't pee all over the floor

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

I'm so glad, 'cause I have a bit of a lean to the left! (Yes, I'm right-handed!)

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

Maybe TMI

Kind of stupid Meme but slow night

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Rudy, as far as I'm concerned you've already hit a Home Run! That Grammar Nazi meme still has me laughing! & my FB alerts are going crazy! You are a hit! Well, I am, as I didn't credit you, but I'll always remember the little people who helped me when I was starting out! LOL!

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

That means I can get away with a bunch of mediocre memes now

Nobody needs this

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Ever been around folks with Downs Syndrome? Usually happy AF. Most smart people I know seem depressed .....So.....

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

@phxbillcee ahhhh hahaha

Miscommunication

Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:

Just paint a smiley face on them and no one will know the difference.

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

Lol

They don't make kid games like they used to

Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:

Cocaine scared the shit out of me cause it was so good.

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

I never tried it

Never know for sure what's in the ingredients

Johnsalterego comments on May 8, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wzC1Dn0gqgE

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

Fun guy

Oldie but goody

SonderOpia comments on May 8, 2018:

I'm going to use the hell out of this.

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

Fun to see people's reactions

Rare time a grammar nazi is having fun

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

I laughed out loud at least four times! That is incredible!! Oh, thanks, Rudy!!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

My pleasure

They don't make kid games like they used to

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Well,...I started playing that game in the mid-'70's. Granted I wasn't quite that young, I just smoked pot at that age, but still!

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

I did most of my pot smoking in Junior High...Which was forty years ago.

Run strawberry, run!

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Oh. That's gotta hurt

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

@kenriley lol. That's a good point

ROTFLMAO.. that look.. patiently waiting.

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Did she cancel because you sent her a dick pic?

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

@mistymoon77 hurt the little fellas feelings :(

Probably been posted before

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

It has been, Rudy, but this is a dating site. I have no problem with you advertising a bit! Good luck, bro!

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

Wait...You are Bill :)

Probably been posted before

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

It has been, Rudy, but this is a dating site. I have no problem with you advertising a bit! Good luck, bro!

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

Just have to find that special girl

What happened to the bread?

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

I think I'm in love

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

@phxbillcee what a way to go

Wow. You don't see that everyday

Captnron59 comments on May 8, 2018:

And there is a dog!! Hadn't noticed that!

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

None of us did... Cause we are dogs

Not a new strategy

mistymoon77 comments on May 7, 2018:

This is too far from the truth on what's really going on.

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2018:

Too far or not too far?

Texting gone wrong

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Cameron, before & after that date!

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Good one