Rudy1962's Profile

Optical illusion

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Looks like a penguin lol

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Yah. Now that you mention it

Almost a massive coronary

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Damn..now they're mailing toddlers through the us postal service. When will the madness end?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee well I guess the mailbox is bigger than the cage they had him in

pumpkins all

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 28, 2018:

And then he makes us orange like him.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 28, 2018:

@Science-guy The evangelicals love the Donald

That's pretty tiny!

Umbral comments on Oct 26, 2018:

It's not the size of the wand. It's the magic you perform. At least that's what moms have to say...

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 26, 2018:

@Shouldbefishing better go fishing

Throw caution to the wind

RobertMartin comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Uber driver applicants have their background checked before being hired.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 26, 2018:

Good to know

Make friends with your monsters

Livinlife comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I like mine

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 26, 2018:

Good

"E" for effort

phxbillcee comments on Oct 26, 2018:

It doesn't look like your germ cells were too damaged by pesticides!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 26, 2018:

LMAO

Cross my fingers

phxbillcee comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I'm waiting for civilization to crumble any time now.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 26, 2018:

Have a better idea of that on November 6th

Cross my fingers

Boogey comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Yeah I tried to get my retirement in one lump sum but they wouldn't do it

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 26, 2018:

Bastards

And you can't return him

phxbillcee comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Pie, eye...don't know if the ufo counts here! LOL!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 26, 2018:

@phxbillcee ok fine. Only 3 fingers. Hard to see on my phone

And you can't return him

phxbillcee comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Pie, eye...don't know if the ufo counts here! LOL!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 26, 2018:

Looks like the alien can count to twenty on his fingers

Asshole overload

MrLink comments on Oct 25, 2018:

What do they all have in common?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 26, 2018:

They are all narcissistic sociopaths?

Sometimes I really do like Ike!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@KKGator it would be waaaay cheaper to get a penis enlargement

Hahahahahahaha. Ha

coralisthree comments on Oct 25, 2018:

you need to find a way to get it to work.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 25, 2018:

I should just delete but now with all the comments ..

Hahahahahahaha. Ha

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 25, 2018:

???

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 25, 2018:

It didn't post the way it was supposed to. Not supposed to see Jesus until you click to play the video

Bad doggy!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Then what happened?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@Boogey oh I would never do that. Too scared

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Yes, it may come to that

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 25, 2018:

It might come to the point we start fleeing this country

I can't help being a fan,SoxCeltsPatsBruins!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Bucks 3-0 so far

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

@Boogey ahh it's early in the season

It's so beautiful

Boogey comments on Oct 24, 2018:

For some reason it reminds me of that joke when the lady says I'll take that red dildo on the wall and the cashier says ma'am that's a fire extinguisher

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

Yah That's a good one

How does anyone fall for this shit?

Boogey comments on Oct 24, 2018:

What do you mean Ted Cruz's beautiful

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

Oh yah. I forgot

I don't think that would work unless you're dating an elephant

Boogey comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Some people can't do this without pictures, I mean men

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

LMAO!

How does anyone fall for this shit?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 24, 2018:

We know what he'll be kissing next!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

The little mushroom?

I don't think that would work unless you're dating an elephant

Kojaksmom comments on Oct 24, 2018:

This was the perfect post to try out the new nausea emoji!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

Glad I could help :)

It's so beautiful

Umbral comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Same in a weed shop.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

We don't have those here..Just a lot of bars, pick up trucks, churches and lawn signs for Republicans :(

Good coping skill

Umbral comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I forget to breathe...

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

Yah. That part is important

Be a gentleman

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Looks like them puppies are going to burst out once they are unleased

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

@zorialoki better than puppies

"pen holder"

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 24, 2018:

My pen can only write in the snow

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

@Boogey ahhh nah

Make America hate

Captnron59 comments on Oct 24, 2018:

WWII had Japanese children in prisons in the US

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

Yup

Oh. I didn't know

Umbral comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Honesty is important.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

It's better to be honest than to look good

It makes sense...

Mofferatu comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Needs humans to convince other humans that he exists. Also, sometimes appears on toast.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

And dog butts

He didn't just beat him senseless.

Shouldbefishing comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Poor Able..... didn't Noah what he was in for.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 24, 2018:

Good one

Can be done alone...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Trust me. Don't do it!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 23, 2018:

@Captnron59 ohhh uhhh of course not...I know a guy who knows a guy who did it .. supposibly

Make America hate

MrLink comments on Oct 23, 2018:

The observations articulated in this post infuriate me. Somehow the system has elevated to President a man whose entire message and methodology offends the very core of every concept of decency that I believe American society has ever stood for. He appeals to the worst of all of humanity and ...

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 23, 2018:

Well there's always liquor

Kind of cute

Science-guy comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Cute as in a kill everyone that’s not like you?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 23, 2018:

Yah. Like that

Kind of cute

phxbillcee comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Day-o, daylight come & we want to behead!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 23, 2018:

Good one

So yo mama jokes are in now?

KKGator comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Wait. Were they ever out?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 23, 2018:

Hmmmm. Guess not

Very different situations can still have a lot of things in common

Boogey comments on Oct 23, 2018:

When I see that face I want to go into a murderous rage, take all his little fingers and put bamboo under his nails, then I want to hang him upside down until blood rushes to his head and his tangerine colored face turns red, then I want to put him in a hearse with a microphone and drive him over ...

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 23, 2018:

@Boogey ohh. I want to hear it :)

Very different situations can still have a lot of things in common

Boogey comments on Oct 23, 2018:

When I see that face I want to go into a murderous rage, take all his little fingers and put bamboo under his nails, then I want to hang him upside down until blood rushes to his head and his tangerine colored face turns red, then I want to put him in a hearse with a microphone and drive him over ...

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 23, 2018:

Don't hold back ;)

Witty kid

Captnron59 comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Wonder what he said to men?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

Is your wife home?

Maybe we need to quit putting sociopaths in power

phxbillcee comments on Oct 22, 2018:

They seem to be the only ones that run!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

Cause they are power hungry...yah we're screwed

Don't make me turn this car around!

coralisthree comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Dad's never want to pull over

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

And they never want to pull out, and that's why they're dads

Just my luck

phxbillcee comments on Oct 22, 2018:

The fun never ends!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

Around and around it goes

Why did clowns have to break bad?

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Eek! You ruined clowns for me!!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

Had to happen some time

In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Lol that's a good one

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty well maybe some do, but I just steal them ;)

In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Lol that's a good one

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

Yah. Just stoled it from FB

I do what I can

Mofferatu comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Nothing like a bit of encouragement. The world needs more cheerleaders like you.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

Exactly

It would be fun

phxbillcee comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Try some of these out...

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

Nice. This one is my favorite:

Four generations

Umbral comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Piers Morgan would not approve.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

@Umbral ahh ok.

Four generations

Umbral comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Piers Morgan would not approve.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

I don't know the story behind that

I do what I can

Eirteacher comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Old woman crossing the street. http://kool1079.com/startled-old-lady-slams-horn-honking-car-with-her-bag-and-deploys-airbag/

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 22, 2018:

Lol

It would be fun

Umbral comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Will try and arrange it. The memes we mean.