Need the proof

Mike1947 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

She said " I loved you,and now look at me".https://agnostic.com/images/answers/107328_jnnwafkyiqwc1qd_full.jpeg?v=2

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 11, 2018:

Wow. She's really knocked up

Lying just like his mom

Captnron59 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

But he was married

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 11, 2018:

He was married?

Kind of funny

onlyif comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I need to borrow this from you..lol

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 11, 2018:

Lol.

Must be a no return policy

Captnron59 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Watch your head!!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 11, 2018:

The one head can knock the other head right into the wall sometimes

It's importanter than anything

Snickers77 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 10, 2018:

Now that's some good beer education

So many choices

Omots comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Not for me:)

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 10, 2018:

You have a favorite?

Who ya gonna call......space force!!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Nice Space Force meme collec

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 10, 2018:

@Boogey true

What? Just what?

Boogey comments on Aug 10, 2018:

She looks something like Margot Kidder....the way she looks now

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 10, 2018:

@Boogey no. I haven't watched much SVU. I watch a lot of Law and Order through

What? Just what?

Boogey comments on Aug 10, 2018:

She looks something like Margot Kidder....the way she looks now

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 10, 2018:

@Boogey she gets all the good roles ;)

What? Just what?

Boogey comments on Aug 10, 2018:

She looks something like Margot Kidder....the way she looks now

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 10, 2018:

@Captnron59 the hooker from Breaking Bad

Thats true

LEPeff comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Remember when he was a role model?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Yup.....

Damn polluting aliens

Boogey comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Rudy,that's so funny. Have you ever seen a film called Allegro non tropo. It's catoons put to music the best one is Ravel's Bollero and the cartoon is evolution in a coke bottle thrown away by aliens

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Nope. Have to look it up

Oh thank the memes

Captnron59 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

And then some jackass wants to ruin it!!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Bastards

Everybody has their sensitive side

Omots comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Why is evil always pictured with horns?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Not sure

Kickass grannie

Captnron59 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Your falling behind bro!! That's yesterday's meme

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

@Captnron59 good idea

Damn kids

Boogey comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Aw it was a fucking joke!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Guess she doesn't have a sense of humor

Kickass grannie

Captnron59 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Your falling behind bro!! That's yesterday's meme

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Sometimes I forget where I stoled the memes from.

Good strategy

SkotlandSkye comments on Aug 9, 2018:

As long as no quails are harmed...sure.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Oh I'm pretty sure they are safe

I guess there is such a thing as a stupid question

Eirteacher comments on Aug 9, 2018:

2nd South.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

I used to live in SLC. Sounds about right

.............

Unforgiven1 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

This is The Flash's Redneck cousin... We call him the Flush.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Good one

Well, yeah...

JK666 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Shame is a waste of time.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Exactly

Lucky's unlucky day

Captnron59 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

He smelled pussy

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

A big pussy

Can't blame a fella for trying

Snickers77 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

It's a matter of percentages.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@Snickers77

Lucky's unlucky day

LEPeff comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Lucky went out with a bang.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

Best a dog can hope for

Lucky's unlucky day

Snickers77 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Ride the tiger, pay the piper.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

Good one

Can't blame a fella for trying

Snickers77 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

It's a matter of percentages.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

There is a better chance she will throw his ass out on the sofa than give him a blowjob?

Sexy ass sofa

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

And that's how I got fired from the Antiques Roadshow.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

Good one

Bad aftertaste

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Holy shit.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

Ha. Well played

Bad aftertaste

Markus comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Ugh, and it’s stuck to the roof of her mouth? (probably only the ex-Catholics will get this)

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

Yup. Remember that

For you straight shooters here.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Too overcompensate for their insecurities?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@Vipyr82 OK OK you got me. I'm not detail oriented

Never miss a chance for creativity

lookinhard comments on Aug 7, 2018:

i would gladly change places with him

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

Yah. Me too

The one porn movie I wish I didn't have to watch

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

We're all forced to watch it! Lol!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

Yah and it is painful, and I'm not into that

Kitties aren't snitches

metalhead222 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

cats are better in a lot of ways , but I don't want box cat shit in my house

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 6, 2018:

Yah. That isn't fun

Priorities

Livinlife comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Eric?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 6, 2018:

I think so

Good question

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

The Mile High Club for one

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@Krysia22 Two hands? :)

Isn't it ironic

IamNobody comments on Aug 6, 2018:

... don't you think ??? (Alanis Morissette)

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 6, 2018:

That's a good song.

Isn't it ironic

Guttermoss comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Good quote. Its not a thing is it really that we can hold? Happiness is a passing state of being ?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 6, 2018:

Well put

I'm curious to understand: Do you hold grudges?

godef comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I don't hold no stinkin' grudges!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

"Grudges? I dont need no stinkan grudges."

King Kong Dong

goldrose comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Oh he’s circumsized?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

That is kind of strange. Hmmmn. Who did that?

Let it go.

Livinlife comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Absolutely! Great to be reminded. Thanks!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

Sure

What is wrong with you god?

Captnron59 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

People going to heaven: 0

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

True, but on the brighter side, people going to hell is 0 also.

Not bad because it's a fictional character

Snickers77 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

Made his daddy so proud to see him hanging up there......

I think I'll pass.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

It was martini and Rossi for me....Junior High.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@tnorman1236 oh yeah. I remember the Boone's Farm.

Not bad because it's a fictional character

lookinhard comments on Aug 5, 2018:

for some reason I find this a bit.......unclassy

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

Like in bad taste?

Let it go.

BeeHappy comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Nice one Rudy! Thanks!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

YW

Let it go.

thislife comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Sometimes or always? Nobody can escape this :)

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

Almost always?

Let it go.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Good one Rudy!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

Thanks

Back to the future

Boogey comments on Aug 5, 2018:

They're talking about the left being abusive,they're practacally killing the media

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

Projection on the Trumpanzees part

Funny not funny

BBeberstein comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Because “he” doesn’t exist!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

Confession...I didn't even read the fine print before I posted :(

What?

mistymoon77 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

There have been a LOT worse things posted. I don't understand why this keeps happening in here. It's just ridiculous.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

I don't either. Pretty sure we are all adults

Who Is America-How To Trap A Mexican [youtu.be]

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I guess racists get to be racists because they are so gullible to believing bullshit, and going along with bullshit. I mean I know Sasha is good, but watching this clip and other clips of his movie.. come on...so easy to get them to do stupid shit

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@BookDeath I used to do that but it became too hard....That is going to view Fox and other conservative media sites

Well if you look at it that way

Captnron59 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I can sleep right through texts and calls!!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

It's a good skill.to have

That shirt has gots to be a chick magnet

mistymoon77 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

At least its not his sock.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@Captnron59 just like the guy using it

That shirt has gots to be a chick magnet

mistymoon77 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

At least its not his sock.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

Ummmmm That's not a good thing to use?...(awkward pause...then awkward laugh). ,"No. No of course not. I'm just kidding."

WrrbBybNjhrwxcvbbhf

SukiSue comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Hahaha!!! I don't know why but I found this very funny!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

It is kind of funny

Brand new here, both to the group and the site.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

What's that mean, "a little dated/old school"?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@mat I see

Level 10.

Marionville comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Never even think that far ahead at my age! Level 8 seems years away at the minute.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

What? You look like a spring chicken.

Level 10.

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Aug 4, 2018:

How old you are?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

Lol. I waw thinking how long before anyone did. Not me

Level 10.

Partyhawk comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Maybe a year for me though it depends how active you are.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

I was thinking four years

[m.youtube.com]

Condor5 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Colbert is quite religious, so you at least have to give him credit for having people like Gervais an Neil Tyson on his show.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

Right. I find his Catholicism curious. I think he likes, is used to, the traditions and rituals

My newest meme for my Fb memes page. [facebook.com]

Carin comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Aww...I actually cried when he & Patrick were getting dried up at the souvenir shop in the Sponge Bob movie.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

I remember that

Crazy white people down there

Eirteacher comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Or a tRump rally.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

True

What?

Captnron59 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

The last one of mine deleted I didn't even get email about it.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

I didn't either. I discovered it when I clicked on a notification and it said it was no longer active

I like kitties

Eirteacher comments on Aug 4, 2018:

All of these educational memes are hurting my brain.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

Ok. Have to admit....you got me with that sarcasm arrow

What?

mek7730 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

It was funny!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

I thought so

What?

Freespirit64 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Here...post it again so I know what you're talking about!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

You know I will

My Death Alert Bracelet finally came in the mail!:)

MsDemeanour comments on Aug 4, 2018:

just destroy my laptop in the event of my death

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 4, 2018:

Yah. That's easier. Ok I will. I always wanted to visit the land down under. Of course, odds are that I die before you.

Naughty but nice.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Good at statistics. Bad at getting laid.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 3, 2018:

@Carin lol. True

Business is good

psycheworks comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Wow breaking bad just got real

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 3, 2018:

Yup. Got real bad

Hmmm Never thought of that

psycheworks comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Not thought about it like that lol

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 3, 2018:

Neither had I

Out of date meme, I know

Eclipsechaser comments on Aug 3, 2018:

https://youtu.be/3kaJaDx51iw

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 3, 2018:

Lol. Yah saw that. Sasha Cohen is a genius

Ya I'm talking to you!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

But I don't want to

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 3, 2018:

@Boogey almost. In my chair at the office

And purple tastes delicious

Captnron59 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Just add sugar and all colors taste good

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 3, 2018:

True

And purple tastes delicious

Paul4747 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Just try the Green flavor Power Ade. Mmmmmm.... green....

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 3, 2018:

Yea. Colors are delicious

Here we go

KKGator comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Well, isn't that a daisy?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

I'm your huckleberry

Good analogy

Heather2367 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

No one could have said it better!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

He does have a way with words

In the eyes of God we barely surpassed whales....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Whats up with Spongebob's eyes being at the bottom? I didn't even know that cartoon was around back then

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

I just noticed. The bottom row has Squidward and Patrick also

In the eyes of God we barely surpassed whales....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Whats up with Spongebob's eyes being at the bottom? I didn't even know that cartoon was around back then

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@DeeWoman lol. Yah saw that after I commented

Just curious how many people on here consider themselves 100% either liberal Democrat or ...

Benthoven comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I've said often: "The reason I hate Republicans is they force me to vote for Democrats." I'm comfortable calling myself "Liberal," but that doesn't make me a Democrat. I also like the term progressive, though there are aspects of that which don't necessarily define my philosophy either. But I will ...

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Well put

Possible felony at the Quickie Mart

ArdentAtheist comments on Aug 2, 2018:

We have reached the point of either getting rid of Trump or falling like Rome!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

I vote for getting rid of him

What is "the sixth sense" of yours?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I can repel people from approaching me with unwanted, and extremely boring small talk, with a brief negative glance in their direction.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@sargentpepper it does come in handy

Who hasn't been there

Captnron59 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

They are an ex for a reason

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Yup. Absents makes the heart grow stronger, because we forget why we cant stand being with them

A screw them

Captnron59 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Your secret is safe with me!!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Thanks Ron. I knew I could count on you

Trying to sneak a political one in here

KKGator comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Because they're BOTH making A LOT of money from the insurance lobby.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Yup and for some reason most people seem ok with this. SMDH

Question for the women

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Meeting a SO online is now mainstream! A few caveats: use the site to chat a bit, keep your antenna Up! Are they responding appropriately to Specific questions you ask, for example. Do they call you "dear" right away. Do they assume a "relationship" when you have just met? When you feel comfy, ...

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@AnneWimsey yes

Cop memes

Captnron59 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Rudy... man boobs don't work.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@Captnron59 I'm guessing that's a no

Cop memes

Captnron59 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Rudy... man boobs don't work.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@Captnron59 does that work for you?

Mmmm. I don't think so

Captnron59 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Mmmm.... nope

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Yah me neither

So confusing

Captnron59 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

What's he on?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Guessing meth

Cop memes

Captnron59 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Rudy... man boobs don't work.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

I learned that the hard way...should have tried cash

Well nobody else is posting

Boogey comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Ew!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Yah pretty pissy meme

Well nobody else is posting

onlyif comments on Aug 1, 2018:

To bad it wasn't in the urinal..lol

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Would have made it handy

Hey. There is even Bigfoot porn

EricTrommater comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Rule 34.....

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

I had to Google that

Question for the women

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Meeting a SO online is now mainstream! A few caveats: use the site to chat a bit, keep your antenna Up! Are they responding appropriately to Specific questions you ask, for example. Do they call you "dear" right away. Do they assume a "relationship" when you have just met? When you feel comfy, ...

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Ya all may or may not believe this, but my sister went to law school in SLC with Ted Bundy. She has consistently stated he gave her a ride home one night ..

Slight exaggeration

Phillydrl comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Spike Lee said it best in a tv commercial...it's gotta be the shoes!

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee interesting.

Now there's an idea

IamNobody comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Well you see, this is the thing... I don't care if they are sent to Andromeda, I truly don't so I am not trying to defend no one. However, when you say bigoted fuckfaces then the intolerant seems to be you. Isn't that something we should consider?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

So we should be tolerant of intolerance?

Could be.....

Lostin15801 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Funny but wrong. But, funny ?

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

That's what we strive for in here

Know the signs

Captnron59 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Nobody fights without a gun anymore!! Bunch of sissies.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Damn pussies

Short term memory problems

Captnron59 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Bet...means he's got that...pump number.

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

A southern term?

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Leafhead comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Why do mermaids wear seashells? They're not big enough for deeshells

Rudy1962 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Nice