Aaaand my conviction that I'll be single forever is further cemented by notallmen bs.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 2, 2018:

You will be single if you put all men in one basket!After a couple of lost relationships I sat down and wrote what I wanted in a mate. Out of long list I got everything save one (and that turned out to be for the better). It's about focus.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@Blindbird you got game but you ain't playing tonight

Creative wallpaper

RPardoe comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Everyone afraid to comment? Wonder if the splashing is reduced because someone is checking the aim......

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Don't want the ladies to think you're a splasher... Got to love the two dimensional women

You gotta watch those long haired hippy dudes....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Touched by an angel ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Witty oh so witty

A real hero

SACatWalker comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Well Rudy, I have to admit you are good-natured about it. And I get it, if you love someone you'll do anything for them. Way to put your money where your mouth is; or the other way around.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@SACatWalker lol

You can too!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Yah, but he evidently doesn't have any genitalia

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@BeeHappy I'm not going too look too close

A real hero

SACatWalker comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Well Rudy, I have to admit you are good-natured about it. And I get it, if you love someone you'll do anything for them. Way to put your money where your mouth is; or the other way around.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

It tastes like Brie

Body dysmorphia.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 2, 2018:

The mirror picture is before Agnostic.com and the real person is the after.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol

A real hero

Livinlife comments on Apr 2, 2018:

That's disgusting

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

But in a good way, right?

Forest for the trees

carlyhorton comments on Apr 2, 2018:

There's a question that floats around some surveys that asks something along the lines of this (but not exactly, I can't remember it): Do you consider yourself a member of: 1. your community 2. your town/city 3. your country 4. planet Earth It was something like that. The point of ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

#4 is the only one I ever remember feeling a part of

A real hero

Captnron59 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

He's kissing the wrong parts anyway... but if her feet are that bad....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol

A real hero

idlopalev comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Damn! nasty !!!! I would rather eat okra than that

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol

A real hero

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Oh my dog. That's awful. I'm a cracker who goes barefoot all the time and even I cant handle that. ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

I'm just a soggy cracker.....Not sure where I was going with that

How much I love those pairs of glasses, honest!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

She's going to have back problems when she's older

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee yah. I watched. Trying to relax here. Don't want to try and fall asleep thinking about her and her bodaciius breasts.....Deep breaths...Go to my happy place...No not that happy place. What is she doing at my happy place in the field of flowers next to the pond?

For some of our newbies, if at times it doesn't seem that you get enough love for your posts, its ...

poetdi56 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Unless someone criticizes you for reposting. Yeah, that stings a bit.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 2, 2018:

I might have done that but it's cause my mom didn't breast feed me...:(

How much I love those pairs of glasses, honest!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

She's going to have back problems when she's older

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee yah. Dr Smith says I need to stop doing that

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

matthew1954 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Bloom County commentary

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee and I'm offended you're offended

This one time, at band camp...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Been there

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee ha!True

A mayo no-no!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

That ain't mayo....We really pranked you

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee that was over several months

A mayo no-no!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

That ain't mayo....We really pranked you

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@Blindbird if that's baby eating I know some theists who are baby eaters, and even getting paid to do it.

Kids can raise themselves. Live your life

idlopalev comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Dude! I'm Eating shepards pie and almost choked to death laughing at this

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

This group needs a warning label

How much I love those pairs of glasses, honest!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

She's going to have back problems when she's older

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee I don't know. I was just trying to come across as a sensitize guy. Plus I had just waxed my weasel

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

Coldo comments on Apr 1, 2018:

This Low?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

???

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I am proud of how much I resemble this meme.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

You got game

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

psycheworks comments on Apr 1, 2018:

show me

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@psycheworks I'm game

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

psycheworks comments on Apr 1, 2018:

show me

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

This is my second to lowest level

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

matthew1954 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Bloom County commentary

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Excellent

Memes in the night ...They ain't right

Livinlife comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Hillarious! I only hope the first one is accurate

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

That the camera doesn't go lower?

How much I love those pairs of glasses, honest!

Bassman comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I’m seriously talking and referring to the glasses, I didn’t see any big boobs in there, after all, I am and above all, a gentleman.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

April fools?

Can't argue with that

Livinlife comments on Apr 1, 2018:

This is exactly how I make decisions

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Well as far as I know, you still aren't locked up so it must be working

Relationships...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Want something? Steal it. Like somebody? Take them

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@Blindbird that darn criminal thinking

It must have been a pretty big line

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

sing along.. I'm just blowin in the wind..

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Does give a whole new meaning to "blow job"

The real reason Jesus hasn't returned.

Katastrophe1969 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

at least he's good for something...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Ha!

Newly Nominated Secretary of State is a Holy Crusader - TheHumanist.com

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

The Christian right better enjoy their time in power because a snow storm is coming

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@ThinkKate yah me too

Give a guy some privacy

psycheworks comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Where are their clothes?

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 31, 2018:

With their skin

Keeping the mileage down.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Hey that lady in the photo is my wife! WTF?

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@noworry28 good one

Little johnny may be wise beyond his years.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

And the very next year little Johnny discovered hookers

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@LEPeff LMAO!

So that's how the tradition started

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

We're sure that's the correct translation???

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 31, 2018:

It's the alternative interpretation

Normie Memes R' Us

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Dr Smith says I should try to do and appreciate more normal things, but I'm starting to have my doubts about him. Is it normal for a doctor to have his office in a van down by the river, and insist you call him "daddy"?

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@Blindbird how did you know?

WTF?????????

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Looks familiar

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@Captnron59 yup

Should women still act like women and men like men?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I've never been an alpha male so for me it would be best if it changed.

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@OnaM @OnaM no

Hope I didn't steal this from here. Only cool people will get this

Captnron59 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Oh dude... light it up!! See if it makes a purple Haze.

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 31, 2018:

Guess you're the cool one

Hope nobody is eating at the monitor tonight. Sorry in advance.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Now I'm hungry

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@Blindbird prefer sluts in soup

I don't even know.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Not sure who wins the fight, the possum or the beaver

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee well played

Not all heroes wear clothes. Love you Stormy. Call me!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

You'll like him, he looks just like The Donald!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

That kind of ruined it

Not all heroes wear clothes. Love you Stormy. Call me!

MissingLink16 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

She'll call you if you have the right size bank account!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Right....I'm out

Inner dialogue? What’s that?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

It's a slippery road into madness

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Captnron59 a bro, bro

I don't even know.

Captnron59 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

For the most skanky girls!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

My favorite!

Inner dialogue? What’s that?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

It's a slippery road into madness

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Captnron59 I tripped on my balls once. My Korean name is Hung Tu Lo

At least 10 characters

MissingLink16 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

you got some good ones here!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Thanks

What's your favourite building?

Donotbelieve comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Tipis are cool. I lived in one for a year.

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Wow

At least 10 characters

Captnron59 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

5 billion and you can buy sluts all day!!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Guy wasn't thinking right

20 Warning Signs of an Abusive Relationship 1.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Good list

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Donotbelieve ha!

So I hop onto Memes R Us and I'm scrolling down.

RavenCT comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Could have been worse - could have been the kink group. ;-)

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Probably hard to tell I wasn't in this group

Under the heading of "It's gonna be a long weekend due to a christian holiday". [disclose.tv]

KKGator comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Fucking idiot. It's a damned shame he lived.

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Countrywoman ha!

I’m still waiting for answer.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

That guy is thinking a head

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Bassman sorry. Typo. Meant to say thinking of head

Ugh, I've been invited to Easter lunch.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I like food even more than I detest religion, so I'd go. If they start praying and talking about Jesus, just refill your wine glass. In fact, you can make a game of it, for every religious statement made take a drink.

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@bingst bring your own and hide it in your pants?

An oldie but still gross, I mean a goodie... Porn Stars Hate Ted Cruz... [youtube.com]

Captnron59 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

And he hails from Texas....oh man!!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Yah we have Paul Ryan :(

At the convention. I can only stay through tomorrow. I hope everyone is having a good time.

Medicdad comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Well I got here at about 10 PM just missing the end of Cards against humanity. I met up with Krista, another person from this site. We proceeded to the bar where she showed me the cards against humanity cards she received for participating. Aron Ra (OMG) sat at our table. I tried not to stare at...

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

We will be living it vicariously through you..

4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)

Captnron59 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Mericas favorite pastime... killing babies...

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Lol

Are most modern spiritual movements a net positive?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

With spirituality they don't usually claim they know "the truth", and thus have a more live and let live attitude. I think it is less harmful, if harmful at all.

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@WizardBill maybe. But people I know who are into spirituality do not disregard science

Why are churches still tax free?

geko comments on Mar 29, 2018:

They are considered to be providing services towards the public good that other agencies do not fulfill..in that sense they spare those public agencies expenses often funded by tax dollars..

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Legitimate point... But it comes with a catch...They get to push their religious beliefs on those who are in need

One more..

Bookforge comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That's Quagmire!!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

I didn't know that

The tragedy of Our Generation... The Mixing of drugs.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Wine in coffee, wtf. Needs to be whiskey or at least vodka. Heathens!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Lightweights

4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Good job, @Rudy1962! & only 2 of them are dead in this set! (Ghost & baby for those not paying attention! Of course, the girlfriend could be by now!)

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

That hooker might of killed that guy for being a smartass. I knew a few in Tijuana who would have.

4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Well-my 22 yr old just looked at the screen here-....

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@sassygirl3869 funny

I'm getting to the bottom of the barrel

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That's how I look when I'm done too. Side note: I now know I'm going to hell AND going to be single forever. :)

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater last one there is a rotting corpse

Women are from Venus... Men Are from Mars... Donald Trump is from.....?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Uranus

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird I do love me some chicken

One more..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

What is the sound of one hand clapping!?

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Ha!

4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Well-my 22 yr old just looked at the screen here-....

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Did they laugh?

4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Lmao @ I have needs too!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird that's why you got game

I'm almost there

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why are pets not on that list??

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Uh oh....Should they be?

I'm getting to the bottom of the barrel

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That's how I look when I'm done too. Side note: I now know I'm going to hell AND going to be single forever. :)

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Maybe we can start a meme group in hell

4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Lmao @ I have needs too!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird Damn. You're good at this

4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Lmao @ I have needs too!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Maybe you and the ghost can hook up

Easter Is sunday remInder

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I don't even get the second one.

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@sassygirl3869 got it

Lost at sea with this one...

Bookforge comments on Mar 29, 2018:

The things that I think about when I see things like this. "WTF witch what idea did they throw out? "From concept to final revision. This idea has to pass by no less than ten people before it's accepted and no one caught it?" "Out of all the other light switch plates, this is the one they picked, ...

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Suppressed sexuality. Has to come out somehow

I regret nothing!... Memes are life.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Only 46 minutes? What a slacker

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Captnron59 The internet works in mysterious ways

Single life....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Just eat fast food and junk food all the time. Problem solved

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater other problem solved

Looks like they did a fine job to me.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

My street name is "Bubble Tea"

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird ha! My name on the streets. I live on Dead End Road

Why sports are dumb - YouTube

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I knew a guy like that in college

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@BeeHappy no. I'm pretty sure he was a dude

DoIng theIr part savIng anImals

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

It's like that guy could be my identical twin

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Markus well it could be me if I worked out all the time and had some plastic surgery

Water hose?

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I'm a maniac, maniac, under the golden shower..

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater ahh. Didn't see that. Deleting my identical comments

RetrIever on the rIver

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You're a retriever, retrieve her one!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Ha!

In celebration of our 200th g:31member.

ErichZannIII comments on Mar 29, 2018:

...

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@ErichZannIII probably chicken

Why sports are dumb - YouTube

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I knew a guy like that in college

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@BeeHappy real downer during sporting events but worth hanging out with for philosophical conversations...Always best to have those conversations with someone smarter

"Most Christian president ever." I want to cry at this woman's ignorance.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tsOlXidHXRE

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@balou that's a good point

I regret nothing!... Memes are life.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Only 46 minutes? What a slacker

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Captnron59 I get five points for each of those duplicated comments

I regret nothing!... Memes are life.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Only 46 minutes? What a slacker

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Captnron59 LMAO. Ok ok. I'll answer. Well funny enough they aren't brown. They switch back and forth. Like blue and green. Used to be more blue. Definitely not brown.

"Most Christian president ever." I want to cry at this woman's ignorance.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tsOlXidHXRE

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

In his earlier days...He really has no beliefs other than helping himself

I think you all know the answer to this question..... As does the duck whose eyes are so wise!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hell you can get a 2 for 1 with me!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee It's ok. I'm always confused

I regret nothing!... Memes are life.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Only 46 minutes? What a slacker

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Captnron59 well people do say I'm full of shit

When aging is unavoidable, why is ageism a thing?

Donotbelieve comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I hate it and will fight it until the day I die.

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

That's cause you're a fighter. :)

Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why limit yourself? Go big or go home!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee oops

When aging is unavoidable, why is ageism a thing?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Richard Pryor did a skit on this once.... Something to the effect of..."People think old people are fools. You don't get old being a fool.".

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@fathercat nice

I think you all know the answer to this question..... As does the duck whose eyes are so wise!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hell you can get a 2 for 1 with me!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee as a therapist?

Who likes to go to planetariums, museums, zoos and Parks?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Who doesn't?

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird serial killers never seem to be serial killers. They interview the neighbors, "They seemed nice. Just quiet.". And doesn't like comedy? Keep an eye on that one.

Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why limit yourself? Go big or go home!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Livinlife let me just say, when asked, "Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?". It is a carrot but it ain't in my pocket.

Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why limit yourself? Go big or go home!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Livinlife A gentleman never tells

You got to admit, she looks good in those boots

ArdentAtheist comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Don’t judge me!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Exactly. Too many haters

Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why limit yourself? Go big or go home!

Rudy1962 replies on Mar 29, 2018:

That's why I'm always at home