This hotel has it's standards

idlopalev comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I laughed too hard at this . Also Porn hub has disabled porn if you search hard enough so

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Hard enough?

The Ebunny is in trouble

Livinlife comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Hasenpfeffer!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

I'm not smart enough to get the reference

We've all done it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

NEVER!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

OK. Everyone but you

I think some ladies are getting lucky tonight

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

How it's really goen go down.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

Perfect find for the meme

Cigarettes stunt your growth

EricTrommater comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Does she do porn?...asking for a friend...well several actually.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

Lol

This is the mentality we are dealing wit running our country now.

Captnron59 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Commie libtards!! Gotta love the commie libtards!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

I'm more of a socialist libtard myself

Things that get bumped in the night

Proto comments on Apr 29, 2018:

You would think he'd realize it first...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

Good point

Good advice

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Well none for you if you're going to be super critical!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

It's the lady in the meme not me

45's doctor says 45 is in excellent shape.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Can't he just die already? What's he waiting for?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

@BettyColeman well he has the "dick" part down

In one pic!!! Imagine!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

You can't have one without the other

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

@Johnsalterego Thanks. I aim for sad humor. Love those tragic comedies

You're fucked !!

AntaresRose comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Melania evidently got around when she was doing porn. She speaks 5 languages fluently. Obviously doing porn star work was less appealing than marrying 45. I cringe when I hear his voice, especially when he tries to use that real soft slimy one.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=11s&v=qxbeaFgDS_o

Math is hard

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Addition is just the gateway to multiplication!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

Nice one

On a serious note...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

You mean like this?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

Lol

Bill, Eric, Rudy!! Hang on.... almost missed the exit!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2018:

& you can tell it's you driving!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol

More religious memes because it's too easy

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

#4 makes me so sad. It's preventable too. We have enough food to feed everyone. Fuck capitilism man.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 28, 2018:

Hear hear. Fuck capitalism!

Sometimes I wonder if people are sadistic or just not thinking

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Looks like they want you to bend over for the BenGay too...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 28, 2018:

Lol

Methinks its time to get really offensive.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

I'll let you know if you ever offend me....So far, nobody has

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 28, 2018:

@LEPeff not sure

I'm guessing this is true

Duke comments on Apr 28, 2018:

I live in Denver. I can verify that this is absolutely true.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 28, 2018:

There you go

Put a bra on them

Eirteacher comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Uday and Kusay.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 28, 2018:

I hope they end up with the same fate

Who wore it better?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 27, 2018:

These children that come at you with knives. they are your children. You taught them. I didn't teach them. I just tried to help them stand up. . . . Most of the people at the ranch that you call the Family were just people that you did not want, people that were alongside the road, that their ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

A little bit of truth with a lot of rationalization and twisted crap

Who wore it better?

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Manson looked like a biker, rocker, serial killer and jeebus.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

He was the whole package

Little reminder of summer time fun for guys

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

If my balls are flapping don't bother clapping

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@phxbillcee ummm. How do you know?

Remember, this is the Onion! Should The Browns Use The First Overall Pick On A Once-In-A-Generation...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That was my ex's nickname

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@phxbillcee long snapper

Interesting choice of words there! lol

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

My old nickname

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Johnsalterego well yah

It's hard to be normal

Mofferatu comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Yes, it is hard to be normal. And yet so normal to be hard. For males, at least. Would be a little tough for females. Depends on what we're talking about. I'll stop talking now instead of dragging out the awkwardness. Nothing like awkwardness just dragging on and on. :P

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Awareness is underrated

Things are not always what they appear to be

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Not true! I'm definitely old enough to tell the difference between a dog & a pussy!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

But you had to do a double take

Who wore it better?

Mofferatu comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Shared. I'm the 1%. It's sad that 99% of those reading it choose not to share. :P

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Lol

Re-posted at the request of several.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sarcasm, right?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@bigpawbullets absolutely nothing as long as I don't have to change who I am. I yam who I yam.

Your thoughts on loud music in a restaurant?

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Love it. It covers the sounds of my flatulance.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Lol

Horse tranquilliser ??

climaction23 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Just say neigh!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Well played

Seriously Bob there are boundaries..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Bob doesn't understand boundaries

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Nickbeee deep, bro

Makes complete sense

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You mean life?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Yah. I thought of that

It's an option

EricTrommater comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I hope you get conjugal vists.....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@phxbillcee no no Strict rule. My hand. My penis

I would buy ice cream there

LEPeff comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Words to live by!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

And die by

Well in all fairness, sometimes babies do look like old men

Captnron59 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Poor baby!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Maybe rich baby

Living here in the Bible belt is kinda difficult ,I can so be unintentionally offensive to some of ...

Julia11111 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Don't ever be ashamed of your own truth or opinions...its on them if they are offended and vice versa...don't censor yourself or let other people stifle you...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Yes!

Kids don't understand

SonderOpia comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I love how she calls her a cunt LOL. That's too funny.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Grandma ain't playing

Not really our concern

Duke comments on Apr 27, 2018:

If I wanted to disappoint two other people, I'd just go have dinner with my parents.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Lol

Needed more brush through it.

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Picture taken near Fargo ND...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0YzsWVUO-_o

It's an option

Captnron59 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

You'll finally get that table to eat on!! And a bed and three hots.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

Lol

Who hasn't asked themselves this question?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I fucking love people what is wrong with me lol ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

@phxbillcee won't you share your weed, neighbor?

It's an option

EricTrommater comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I hope you get conjugal vists.....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

With my hand

Another one for the guys

Ludo comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Am I the only guy who has never whacked off in a sock? I've only heard about this phenomenon fairly recently, and it kinda grosses me out.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

I will neither confirm nor deny

Right? right???? Fucking right?

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 26, 2018:

The horror!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

The whorror too

Thinking with the wrong head

Patrick76535 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Whoa lol. That’s a 2-1 ratio ass

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

Lol

TBT....2012 was not that much different.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I especially like the last one

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

@phxbillcee which makes for great humor. The British get it.......Look at "The Office"

Who hasn't asked themselves this question?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I fucking love people what is wrong with me lol ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

@Nickbeee Nothing wrong with that. You're like a modern day Leo Buscaglia

Self-explanatory

kenriley comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I know one of those turn her on, but which one

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

LMAO

Jon Stewart, I miss this guy!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

That whole snake business is crap. It was a simple metephor . And people take it literally.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

Couldn't that be said for the whole Bible?

Who hasn't asked themselves this question?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I fucking love people what is wrong with me lol ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

I've noticed that. Positive AF. :)

That would be nice

matthew1954 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

And why the FUCK don't they list the password requirements (Upper case, lower case, number, special symbols, etc) so you can know WHICH variation of your standard password you used????

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

Good point

All alone in the darkness

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

That has got to be scary & then awkward.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

Yup

Should I post this or not? I can't decide

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Should I like this post????? LOL

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

Yes!

Losing friends

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

It's a good way to weed people out. Do you really want to hang out with someone who questions your morality because you don't share their delusion?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2018:

@Yosemite62 perhaps, but Ive grown weary of people wondering how I can have morality when I don't believe in God. If one can't Invision treating their fellow humans in a decent manner, without the fear of punishment by a skydaddy, I really don't feel like I want to hang out with them. As I mention in my bio, the older I get the more I prefer my company to that of most other people.

My staple food in college

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Bunch of unhappy college kids nearby...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2018:

And hungry

All alone in the darkness

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Been there, done that...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2018:

Ditto

Memes are life

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Does PornHub count?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2018:

Now that you're level nine the women will be knocking down your door

Okay. But...a whole bucket full?

bradholland10 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I could've used that back when I was on meth LMAO

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2018:

Oh good your comment is still here. Was trying to approve it, hit the wrong thing and then I couldn't see it...Long and confusing story

Melania has a dream

Captnron59 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Oh yes... I can't stand being married to a billionaire.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee yup. But bet a few times she has wondered if it was worth it....

Melania has a dream

Captnron59 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Oh yes... I can't stand being married to a billionaire.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2018:

Money isn't everything

Melania has a dream

Freespirit64 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I wonder what would happen if she filed for divorce ...or if any spouse filed for divorce while being married to a current president....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2018:

I've wondered the same thing

Men if you care to make a wish

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I think 10 inches is enough

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@phxbillcee no 18 inches would be way too big

Nice award.... teacher

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

That young man will think of that teacher in a few years

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol.

Is this site too good?

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 24, 2018:

You always have something to add, it's just usually boring. KIDDING!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Donotbelieve :)

Is this site too good?

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 24, 2018:

You always have something to add, it's just usually boring. KIDDING!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Donotbelieve yah. I got nothing .... I'm trying hard to think of something witty.....hmmmmm....I need a vacation.

A pubic service announcement

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Of course, Rudy likes tossed salad, so,...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@phxbillcee my bite doesn't live up to my bark

Called out by the doctor

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Are they going to have sex now? :)

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@ejbman got it

Is this site too good?

dare2dream comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I've been searching the Internet for intelligent life for years. Facebook is full of inane, superficial fluff such as stupid pet pics, photos of food and fake news. Not much with substance. Anything I post seems too controversial for everyone else and many people are offended by political and ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Yah. In all seriousness, you are right

Is this site too good?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I would say it's pretty awesome .. mostly due to the people

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Too much awesomeness?

Is this site too good?

Donotbelieve comments on Apr 24, 2018:

You always have something to add, it's just usually boring. KIDDING!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Oh boy

Is this site too good?

BobbyJaan comments on Apr 24, 2018:

You'll find your voice and it'll probably be a welcome one. The interests categories are a good place to start and maybe eventually you'll start your own interest group. Also, I'm not a fan of lengthy well thought out comments, especially the lengthy part. That's why I keep mine short and shitty.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Ha! Me too

Is this site too good?

Condor5 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I fear joining groups; afraid I'll be exposed.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Lol

A pubic service announcement

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Of course, Rudy likes tossed salad, so,...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

No. I have a strong aversion to poop

Called out by the doctor

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Are they going to have sex now? :)

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@ejbman say what?

Called out by the doctor

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Are they going to have sex now? :)

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@ejbman OK. Still hot but not as hot

Wow.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I pushed the wrong button....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@mistymoon77 lol. Almost as nerve wracking as thinking of Trump with the button to the nukes

Hard to run that way, but not impossible

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

He has a candy cane in his right hand, and her right hand is tired after giving him his birthday treat last night.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@phxbillcee uhhh no

Called out by the doctor

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Are they going to have sex now? :)

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@ejbman woo hoo!!

Reminds me of my ex

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Your ex had a hell of a beard!!! LOL

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

LMAO

Jo Mamamemes are the best gs bout yo mama, yo ho

Insectra comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I've got a few mom memes...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

I remember. You like the "yo mama memes"

Oh what a feeling

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Sheeee's a keeper!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

LMAO. Indeed

Wow.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I pushed the wrong button....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

And leave it to me to point it out

Wow.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Wondered where the boss got off to.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Blindbird sounds like fun

What would you say to God if when you died you were faced with him?

Unicus comments on Apr 24, 2018:

your replacement has arrived.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Well played

That's the spirit, mama

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 24, 2018:

You go Gramma! Wait, 'her' dick? She has her own? Hmmm...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Grandma is full of surprises

Oh what a feeling

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Happy endings for happy days!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

And it's free!!

Wow.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Wondered where the boss got off to.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Blindbird you are on your game today

Wow.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Oh shit not the Eric Trommater Cloning program I thought it was disbanded.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Lol

Some people got me like...[youtu.be]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Interesting

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

@Blindbird nah. I'm from out west. It's more like a WTF kind of thing. Actually, it's really my own thing when I.... What was I talking about?

Wow.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Wondered where the boss got off to.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

He tried to escape. I'm glad someone rounded him up. You can check out but you can never leave.

Camus or Sartre?

MsDemeanour comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I love Albert Camus. I don't think he was an absurdist cos he found meaning and values within himself.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Excellent meme for the Positive Vibes group.

Twist of events

Mofferatu comments on Apr 24, 2018:

And he said, "These are they who have come out of the great tribulation; they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. - Revelation 4:17 Oh noooo! Jesus died to save our robes!! How did we miss that??!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Nice

DIY crucifix

Coldo comments on Apr 24, 2018:

There is even a version for the kids.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2018:

Good one

Oh the jungle

Captnron59 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I get a little hungry after sex...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@Captnron59 that's another problem, I don't have a table

Oh the jungle

Captnron59 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I get a little hungry after sex...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong. I always get horny after a little food.

Oh the jungle

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Better hope that lion doesn't suffer from PE!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Lol

Little pervert

Captnron59 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

LMAO... they've been spanking him for years!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Good argument for mothers to not spank their sons

This group for sure

kenriley comments on Apr 23, 2018:

That's my morning glasses.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Lol

I guess it has to be spelled out now

Coldo comments on Apr 22, 2018:

The "Ultimate" in condoms?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 23, 2018:

I'm getting me that outfit for next Halloween

Not so cheesy but it's a joke! "The Gorilla on the Roof Joke" A man wakes up one morning to ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Ha!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Nickbeee it tis