This is a truth, I will never understand why some of us believe in religions that were forced on us!

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 28, 2022:

**"(W)e will establish our religion with the sword. We will trample down our enemies and make it one gore of blood…from the Rocky Mountains to the Atlantic Ocean. I will be to this generation a 2nd Muhammad, whose motto in treating for peace was 'the Al-Qur’an or the sword.’ So shall it be with us"** Joseph Smith (1st prophet of the LDS Church) Nauvoo 1838 plus ça change

A feeling came upon me.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 27, 2022:

What say I? I say that I think you are on the wrong site as phrases such as "If one holds the set of beliefs do they not have a God?" smacks of religious trolling

Scientology. Well, at least that have that one good thing going for them...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 27, 2022:

They would say that, but abuse in Scientology is as prevalent as it it is in any other bat shit crazy religion, that is to say all religions

Star Trek fans, we have to help.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 27, 2022:

Hmmmmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rh3xPatEto

Today, in 1872, the last Indian war east of the Mississippi ended with the capture of Black Hawk.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 27, 2022:

Typical UK/US Hubris, an enemy surrendering is not as triumphant as giving Johnny foreigner "a damn good thrashing"

The tale of the Sloth....

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 27, 2022:

Maybe he got a lift in a kangeroo's pouch or a flying penguin carried him?

Sharks: We've been here long before you existed. 😁

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 26, 2022:

Shark infested custard on the other hand, is a different matter entirely.

It says in the bible, beware of false prophets and false teachers ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 26, 2022:

Also Nostradamus predicted that the third Anti-Christ (after Hitler and Napoleon) would garb himself in a blue turban (Blue being in Europe the colour of the politically right wing) with his mark of evil upon it Nostradamus was Italian born, French by naturalization, spoke fluent Greek, Hebrew and Latin. Apropos of nothing Maga in old Italian means black magic worker, in medieval French means a man of business, in Greek means a shop owner, in Latin means a worker of magic and in Hebrew means one who touches or grabs

FURBELOW - Noun…a gathered strip or pleated border of a skirt or petticoat “the trains of the...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 26, 2022:

There is a folk etymology as to how falbala (French) and farbello (provicial French) was coarsely *punned* in to English as a fur-below, but it is in VERY poor taste and perhaps here is not the place to discuss it.

Another time I tried to make a difference.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 26, 2022:

Imagine if this was by all checkouts in a supermarket Dear Customer The checkout operator at this till station is currently on a diet Therefore if your purchases contain cookies or sweets they will not be able to serve you, as we respect their right to believe you are a greedy fat bastard, sent by the devil to tempt them away from their righteous path. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause to you lard ass The management.

What is the reasoning/logic behind some religions demanding celibacy from their priests?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 25, 2022:

That picture reminds me of the Eton boys School joke, that is someone yelled out for the "Head Boy" half of the school would kneel down

THIS IS TOTALLY NUTS !! Trump files motion seeking "special master" to view Mar-a-Lago evidence ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 25, 2022:

Update Florida judge and Trump appointee Judge Aileen M. Cannon sent back Trump's filing to his "Legal Team" basically saying "this rubbish, take it away do it again and then send it to another judge who is actually involved with the case, because I have no time for this inept garbage."

Trump files nonsensical brief attacking DOJ/Mar-a-Lago search warrant; Judge tells him to try again ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 25, 2022:

I think I am in love with guy's brain

Cause you know, Hilter Youth were "Morally Responcible".. [lgbtqnation.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 24, 2022:

The problem with morals are that they are subjective Being the biggest shit in sewer makes you a saint in the eyes of all the little shits.

On Michael Gove’s announcement of his leaving government to reside in future on the back ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 24, 2022:

WOW a British politician actually becoming aware of the wishes of his constituents, or a professional politico simply deciding he has played the system enough to retire and enjoy the spoils of his career?

THIS IS TOTALLY NUTS !! Trump files motion seeking "special master" to view Mar-a-Lago evidence ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 24, 2022:

To update, the text of Trumps filing has been released and his request for a special master (an actual but near obsolete legal term) is based on his contention that many of the documents are subject to "executive privilege" and therefore are his personal property. Also that had the national archive asked he would have returned all the documents, and further that continued persecution of former president Trump is causing national unrest and that therefore the matter should either be dropped or carried out under the auspices of a Trump appointed special master to "assist" with the "Defusing mounting pressure" 1) Executive privilege only applies to serving presidents 2) All documents produced in the Whitehouse are property of the national archive and the ***current*** president 3) The Nation archive DID request the return of the documents in full several times, Trump refused t give them back 4) Trump is not being persecuted, he is being legitimately investigated 5) Making threats and trying to blackmail the current administration with veiled hints of civil war is not making his assholiness look any better.

Tuesday has turned into a beautiful day…a gem of a day as I predicted earlier…let’s continue ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Yeah of course it was 😏😏🤐

X in the sky? What does it mean????🤣🤣🤣🤣 Any ideas?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 23, 2022:

It means two planes very nearly had sex

Trumpistan fashion of the day

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 23, 2022:

OP was lucky that was all they got, could have gotten VD, 5 to 10 years inside or irreparable damage to their credibility

CALIGINOUS - Adjective…dark, dim, or misty; obscure or murky.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 23, 2022:

This really fascinating In Roman history Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus the emperor, was known commonly and eventually historically as Caligula, the common explanation for this is that as a child he often marched with his father's legion and became known as "Little Boots" Caliga (boot)Ula (small) However the nick name came about only after Caligula's father Germanicus died under very mysterious circumstance during the Antioch campaign, while sleeping in a tent, he was poisoned with his only son present, who saw nothing. Though the main suspect for the assassination was Piso, on the promise of becoming emperor and the chance to clear the name of his disgraced father. However later Caligula claimed he ploted to kill emperor Tiberius and that this would not be his first assassination. This makes me thing the nick name Caligula may have been a pun on Caligo (dark, obscured) and Caliga (boot)

I need to post this often.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 22, 2022:

This exactly why first past the post democracy is a deeply flawed system, as only those who participate in voting are considered to exist. In a true democracy the votes cast on either side must be considered as a percentage of the entire potential electorate with a win being decided on a situation where 50% of the entire electorate + 1.5%. The UK Brexit referendum was a prize example of this The potential electorate was approximately 55,000,000 17,000,000 (approx) voted to leave 31% (rounded down) 16,500, 000 (approx) voted to remain 30% (rounded down) 21,000,000 (approx) abstained 39% (rounded down) Meaning approximately 69% of the population of 4 countries were completely ignored for either disagreeing or refusing to participate in a total farce. Even if we count only those who did vote 50% voted to leave 49.25% voted to remain Meaning 0.75% of those who chose to vote made the decision for 100% of the total population This we call democracy.

CROWBAR Not really an uncommon word, but WHY is it called a CROWBAR?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Thanks for this, I had assumed the crow was from the old French croc meaning hook, but I like this etymology much better

He's got a point there!!!

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 22, 2022:

I'm on a diet so YOU cannot have a biscuit!!!!

Please remember that Donald Trump is not a crook.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Ha dat's a guddun, tell us another

WHATABOUTERY (also known as WHATABOUTISM) - Noun….

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Often preceded with "HUH Well you can talk..."

Meliorism noun the doctrine that the world tends to become better or may be made better by ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Note the use of the word WORLD in the definition, not the planet, not the earth. World is a particularly hard word to define, but I tend to lean toward "human existence and the affairs of human life," We might practice selfish Meliorism, but at what cost to other life on earth and to the planet itself, one that in my opinion is unjustifiable. This world might end but the Earth will continue in one form or another, to think otherwise is sheer human pomposity, ask a dinosaur.

Jennifer Beals (Flashdance 1983) Is it just me, or has she gotten dramatically prettier as she's ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 19, 2022:

No its not you, its lots and lots of expensive cosmetic surgery and botox

Seen on fbuk:

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 19, 2022:

GOOD it is time that godbotherers realised their religion does not give them immunity from actual law. Sad however that breaking a speed limit will be enforced while covering up for serial child molestation is still overlooked on the grounds of special legal dispensations for "penitents" and confessors. Priest or not, if some filth confessed to me he was a kiddy fiddler, he would end up in the police station with his balls in his throat even if it did cost me my job.

Quiz: Only 1 in 50 People Know The Meaning Of These 16 Old-Fashioned Words - Women.com

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 19, 2022:

A Jig was actually a device for making rings used by silversmiths and goldsmiths, and when we all had open coal fire places in the Victorian days (up to the 1970s) a poker was the standard tool for keeping the coal burning. Therefore if you were a dishonest person making rings from poor quality brass and passing them off as gold, you would use your poker as a makeshift jig, to bend bronze or brass wire in to rings over an open fire instead of a forge. Hence Jiggery pokery

You knew that when Donald Trump was elected to the presidency that it was going to be horrible.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 19, 2022:

I still cannot get over that more than 50% of the adult population of any country could so stupid as to vote for this walking turd in a wig.

Quiz: Only 1 in 50 People Know The Meaning Of These 16 Old-Fashioned Words - Women.com

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 19, 2022:

100% I still use many of these

As a child, assuming television existed, LOL, what was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon(s)?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 19, 2022:

The Hair Bear Bunch and Marine Boy

Alex Jones Dumping Trump for Ron DeSantis in 2024 Presidential Race InfoWars host and conspiracy ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 19, 2022:

The Pratt deserting the stinking gyp?

Arcane adjective known or understood by very few; mysterious; secret.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Derived from the ancient middle eastern (and eventually Hebrew) word Arc ( box for holding secret things) which developed further through Latin arcanus and arca "secret, hidden, private, concealed," and "a box for secrets" respectively to the Greek arkos a defended place and Ark ( as in ark-angels) meaning a defender In Europe in the 15th century Arcana became a word for the major and minor cards in a Tarot deck simply meaning mystery (in the original sense of something unknown) and eventually all magical, mystic or occult knowledge which in itself became known as the arcane.

VOLUBLE.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 19, 2022:

I am afraid you are mistaken volvere is the root of words such as revolve and revolution However Volubility, volume and voluble come from two Latin words volumen derived from Vol meaning a "wish" or "by the will" of, meaning a written or spoken contract and the Latin word voluminosus meaning capacity being also translated as volume (or voluminous) meaning space taken up by the mass of an object, or the space inside of an object causing an echo. Confusion of these two second definitions combine to give us VOL as a measurement of the level or capacity of sound The confusion with volvere comes from the English translation of volumen as the noun "a Volume" meaning a book written on parchment that was typically rolled up

Judge limits privilege defense in AZ Mormon sex abuse case

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 19, 2022:

yup a complete shower of bastards

Making a lot of red necks uncomfortable...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Might make a few think about how they always wanted to ride in a Trans-am and how that made them feel like a "real man"!

I'm not sure this is completely true.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 18, 2022:

I think you are right. In reality a good marriage, family and life well lived can be far more satisfying the the desire and hunt to attain them. I have been happily married for over thirty years now, and I am both happy and content with my life, have achieved most everything I ever set out to find and achieve. However western society, especially US social conventions continually pounds people from birth with the myth that the grass is always greener, success is not success if you do not get everything that you want, that not winning is utter failure and that being satisfied is a weakness. Hence soaring debts and divorce rates, the desire to stay young forever, elective surgery and medication use and the constant depression caused by always wanting the new and the better and having to struggle for it lest you be found wanting. All for the unwitting financial benefit of the peddlers of the problem myth and the easy solution A little ambition is fine, the writer who wants to write a another story, the artist who struggle for greater realism, the musician seeing a more beautiful melody, the parent wanting happiness for their child. This is perhaps the sentiment and "wise desire"Tennessee Williams was attempting to convey?

UXORIOUS.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Uxor from uxoris is always translated as "Wife" but the literal translation is not so nice Uxoris "She who has no choice but to adapt" From the Proto indo European Uk-sor (fem. get used to it)

Cuckold: a man whose wife is sexually unfaithful.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 18, 2022:

From the same root as Cuckoo (Scots Gowk-u and high German Go-uh both meaning fool) , a bird that leaves it's offspring in another birds nest EDIT from the 15th century there has been a female equivalent Cuc-quean pronounced Cuckeen, it has largely fallen in obscurity

In Australia it is now coming to light that there is a "Prima facie case Scott Morrison committed ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Many more world leaders get indited and Rwanda will be offering to take them en mass at a wholesale rate

Fluff for word nerds.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Oh like Mormon and Moron?

Went out on my boat last Sunday with Kathy, she loves to show her bod but first time she flashed me,...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Yeah she was over at my house too that night back in 2014 only then she was an escort and called herself Sonya

Lindsey loses in court; Rudy's now a target in GA criminal probe; Trump says FBI took his passports?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 16, 2022:

Interesting that they took an expired passport, that would indicate that someone wants to know where Trumpty was on a specific date at some time in the past, when that passport was still valid. Perhaps on a visit to a friends private Island for example, when certain other crimes and peccadilloes, already established in other trials of interest took place, and where nasty dirty little crimes have been proved to have been committed? A private island where a series of despicable crimes against children, all having involved a known lady associate of Mr Trump, a woman who also happened to be the daughter of one late good friends of the former president and the former lover of another late good friend of the former president, a woman who was I believe recently found guilty.

I will never understand why conservatives aren't scared to death of climate change. [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 16, 2022:

From experience there are a number of equally ridiculous reasons 1) Climate change would indicate that god makes mistakes, god does not make mistakes therefore there is no climate change. 2) The measures required to combat climate change would be expensive and counter productive and therefore must be anti-capitalist and pro communist and fake. 3) Since when are rising temperatures a bad thing, we go on vacation for hotter weather after all. 4)Heating in the winter and air conditioning in the summer can only be good for profits 5) There is still snow in the winter therefore rising global temperatures are a nonsense 6) A 3 degree in temperature is nothing, it is not even a fever. Call me when it is 100 degrees.

15th August 1947…🇮🇳 Independence from British colonial rule in India after nearly 200 ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Margaret Thatcher: - There was only one Ghandi once. One anorexic, little loony in a loin cloth and we lost a whole bloody empire!! WATER (1985) by Clement and Ian La Frenais

God's many servants

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2022:

And not one of them stops for a moment to think, "Hey my god must be a real bag of shit, if he wants me to do this... maybe, just maybe I need a new god, or no god at all... Nah hate'n and kill'n is just too much godamn fun"

🤔😲People actually voted for this idiot.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Ah a testament to the US educational system Betsy DeVos must be creaming her knickers with joy every time MTG says something like this and the dumb fucks applaud it.

Online dating app story.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Plus ça change

If you really want to be rich, you need to do this, says Mark Cuban - MarketWatch

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2022:

If you want to be really rich today, Be born in to a rich family Marry in to a rich family or most commonly steal everything they have from a rich but stupid family, all of their friends and relatives and then claim you never met them.

Will you take it?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2022:

I suggest a third option be added "I'll keep my own council thank you"

How close?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2022:

"Some countries use the firing squad" One State of the US does too, Utah, because according to the "prophet" Brigham Young some crimes can only be atoned for by the shedding of blood! So if you are a Mormon, sentenced to death for whatever, you can ask for "Blood atonement" by firing squad so you can still get in to Mormon super heaven level three.

A bit irreverent. (Found on AliExpress, if you are interested)

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Not really, the word religion comes from the Latin ligare "to bind;" also the root of ligature to tie up and ligament something used to bind and enslave. To practice religion, to be submissive, to bind oneself again to the will of the church.

Why Donald Trump's possible violation of the Espionage Act must be prosecuted - Glenn Kirschner ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2022:

It would indeed be nice to think that the rich and powerful are not above the law, history would indicate otherwise

Neil Diamond’s Cracklin’ Rosie is about a bottle of wine.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Started something of a trend The song made famous as Mandy by Barry Manilow in 1974 was originally relased by singer songwriter Scott English in 1971 as "Brandy" and is about his struggle with alcoholism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muc9wpFZtN8

MORASS.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2022:

New synonym a mar-a-lago-ism?

New drug for migraine sufferers.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Lidocaine is not a new drug it has been widely used since 1946 It is used in UK hospitals but only in extreme cases of chronic refractory chronic migraine leading to hospitalisation for temporary relief and respite. A study by the BMA in 2021 showed that for 81% of patients in a 609 person test group there was some relief, but side effects ranged from vomiting to mild heart arrhythmia.

christians christianvalues underattack

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Yeah next thing you know you'll be wanting them to actually read the eff'ing bible, ya goddamn commie pinko bastards!!!!

[wltribune.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Yes this is horrific. It seems the "help line" was not for victims at all, but to "advise" or rather order bishops and stake presidents on how to "deal" with allegations. I have read of one case on Ex-Mormon reddit where a woman complained she was assaulted by her bishop to the help line and was excommunicated for allowing herself to unchaste and for tempting the bishop in to conduct unbecoming by wearing immodest and inappropriate clothing to church. They are a fucking nightmare, and about to be curried under a blizzard of litigation for people who thanks to the AP now know they are not alone, apparently even Rusty the prophet is under investigation for alleged historical abuse.

LIONISE ( in USA LIONIZE).

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Just to be pedantic LIONISE or LIONIZE are completely different words (except in the USA where they don't give a toss about etymology, philology or lexicography) -ise. is a noun suffix, occurring in loanwords from French, indicating quality, condition, or function Therefore to Lionise is as you say, using Lion as a synonym for King (He was Lionised to the point of apotheosis) -ize is on the other hand added to adjectives (and sometimes nouns being used as adjectives) to form transitive verbs (a verb that requires an object to receive the action) with the general senses “to render, make”  To lionize therefore is to make someone subject to the action of a lion (Early Christians were Lionized and were very quickly killed and eaten up) .

He was just taking care of his pet.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Most of those images show Samson killing a lion with his bare hands and one shows David doing the same, though the story might have been lifted from Greek Hercules mythology, it would not be the first time.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says No One Can Convince Her Jan 6th Rioters Weren’t Antifa US Rep.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Oh for fuck sake

Perse adjective of a very deep shade of blue or purple.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 7, 2022:

Derived from the name of Persia (modern Iran) the dye's country of origin in the same way Indigo was derived from it's place of origin India

Journalist John Pilger reports on the endemic US psychosis of wanting to commit mass murder on other...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 7, 2022:

It has been argued that the bombing of Hiroshima "could" be justified to some extent by it having shortened and ended ww2. However the bombing of Nagasaki was completely unnecessary the Japanese were already offering their surrender. The Second bomb was opposed by the US military, most of the government but was insisted upon by Johnson in order to "put the Russians in their place" In order to minimizes the damage done, the American secret service lied to Johnson claiming that Nagasaki had much great cultural, military and political import to stop him from bombing Tokyo. fortunately Johnson was dumb enough to fall for it and basically used the second A bomb on a coastal tourist destination and fishing port, with half of the explosion effecting on the sea. ***Correction for President Johnson read President Truman

Lonnie Donegan was known as the “King of Skiffle” in the 50s and 60’s and he influenced many ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2022:

Cumberland Gap by Lonnie Donegan the only song I know to feature a reference to the town of my Birth Middlesbrough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWA997xM9MI

A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza... CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2022:

It's funny because its gonna be true

Some questions about the legal status of religion: How is it that in this day and age, we continue ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2022:

In Mar 2014 an aquaintance of mine Tom Phillips sued the LDS church in the UK for "untrue or misleading" teachings, including historical lies, unprovable claims and extortion with threat of Hell. 4 lawyers and District Judge Elizabeth Roscoe all signed affidavits saying the claim was legitimate, and it proceed to Westminster Magistrates' Court, before a circuit court judge, for a ruling on wether or not the case should be put before a district crown court and Jury trial. The leaders LDS church refused to attend and instead sent a locally retained law firm to represent them. This in spite of a subpoena sent to the then church president and prophet Thomas S Monson, who was famously pictured going to a basket ball at BYU game instead. The summons alleged that, between February 2008 and December 2013, Mr Monson had induced payment (10% of gross annual income) an "annual tithe" based on teachings which were untrue including that: A) there was no deaths on Earth before 6,000 years ago B) Joseph Smith translated the Book Of Mormon from ancient gold plates and it is historically accurate C) Native Americans are descended from Israelites who left Jerusalem in 600BC How ever and ill advisedly in my opinion Tom included D) all humans are descended from two people who lived approximately 6,000 years ago This final claim proved the undoing of the case as it was not limited to just LDS teachings. The procedural judge ruled against the complaint, stating openly in the summing up that any judge who found against the widely held belief in the Adam and Eve Story and by extrapolation the entire Bible, would not only be being highly offensive to a majority of the population, but would irreversibly damaging to their own credibility and professional reputation as a litigator and as a sane human being. The Judge Mr. Riddle ruled the attempted prosecution as "tenuous", with no chance of ever proceeding to a crown court criminal trial "To convict," he claimed "a jury would need to be sure that the religious teachings of the Mormon Church are untrue or misleading, No judge in a secular court in England and Wales would allow that issue to be put to a jury." And "a court decision to pursue the case would have had "awkward implications" for other religions. for ruling against the literal truth of Adam and Eve could have been seen as the start of a slippery slope" of legal challenges to all religious beliefs." A path apparently that the UK legal establishment had no desire to go down since religion has long held under international law a literally "privileged" (meaning existing under private law) status.

A palm reader's parents died. They died of disappointment.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2022:

and the reader never saw it coming?

Stunning Woman

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2022:

Looks a lot like a young Lysette Anthony but it is a slightly doctored picture of actress Ana de Armas

LMAO ROFL Uri Geller threatens Putin with

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2022:

Uri Gellar has been debunked as a simple magician for almost for almost 50 years and is still pulling this shit? He is not even being original this is basically the plot of Whitley Strieber's 1983 novel Black Magic, where the US government is attacked physically by Russian telepathy to prevent WW3

A jumper cable goes into a bar… The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2022:

A looped, twisted and scruffy bit of string goes in to a bar, the barman asks "Are you a piece of string?" "No" the string says "I'm a frayed knot"

My head is exploding.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2022:

Same old rabble rousing, jingoistic, populist, racist shit as last time. Blame everyone, offer no solutions but hint that you can fix it all with a magic wand if the people call you back, reluctantly to office under the banner of Saviour, Messiah and tyrant military general. And guess what, the red neck, gun toting shoot first think later or never, shit stomping bare foot brigade of brain transplant donors are slurping it up like Jim Jones coolaid

Well, Everyone Was Right About ‘The Orville’

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2022:

So very right

What have you learned in life?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2022:

I have learned People are on the whole stupid, greed and not worth pissing on even if they are on fire Life is misery interspersed with moment of lesser misery we call happiness That the world is out to kill you, sting you, burn you, bite you, pickle you and infect you with unspeakable disease and leaves endless piles of shit in your way to just slow you down for the fun of it Life at first seems endless and full of promise, then it is too slow and full of frustration, then it has gone by too fast and has left you little but sorrow and disappointment. Knowledge offers only one consolation and that is impermanence guaranteed by the inevitability of death, any comfort from which that might be derived is spoiled by fucking Christians knocking on your door when you are trying to have a quiet wank and promising that in fact you will be forcefully rewarded by an eternity of sucking up to their maniac god or being tortured by his sadistic side kick, until the day we are all brought back to life eternal with no genitals to distract us from being better at fucking religion.

Whatever floats your boat...?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2022:

You win the funniest post of the day award

Brian Tyler Cohen - MUST-SEE: Jon Stewart goes viral EXCORIATING Republicans over disgusting stunt...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2022:

Bastards

Following discussion elsewhere I have learnt of an American political party hitherto not known to ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 29, 2022:

If you look up politician in the dictionary "psychopathic narcissists" Is the first definition

Pope Francis: Pontiff says he is 'deeply sorry' to Canadian residential school survivors ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2022:

Does he mean he is sorry they survived and did not keep their mouth shut, or he is deeply sorry for the fact they are all going to burn in Hell for turning on the church and god's representative on earth?

I can't wait for it to happen.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2022:

Trump: The Jury was rigged... I know because they didn't deliver the verdict I paid for!!!!!

Thursday morning cuteness

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2022:

Be careful if that cat tries to get you to go in to a barn while dressed as a bear

Vintage beer photo from New Zealand, in the 1940’s.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2022:

sTAGED, LOOK CLOSELY ALL THE BOTTLES ARE EMPTY

Meg Tilly in 1982

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2022:

This image has been flipped Aaron Rapoport's famous 1982 portrait of Meg Tilly faces the other way

Who else despises self checkout?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Hate them, won't use them. If there is not a person serving, they do not get my business

71-Year-Old Stabbed in the Face Because Teen Thought He Was Gay

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Horrible, evil, disgusting, filthy, little thug.

Isn't it just a little suspicious...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2022:

The I in the BITE model is information, when you control a person's Behaviour, Information, Thoughts and Emotions you control them utterly. Religion has known this from the get go.

GOP lawmaker attended gay son's wedding 3 days after voting against same-sex marriage

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Just because you are against gay marriage does not mean that you have to hate members of you family who are gay. Attending his son's wedding is not an act of hypocrisy if it was done out of love, it is actually quite courageous and shows he puts family ahead of party and prejudice. I hate religion but I attended my nephew's Christening and accepted the honour of being his godfather in order to have him be a part of my life, I see no difference

Happy birthday, Mick. Dancing in the street with David Bowie [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Originally by Martha and the Vandellas, but most successfully covered by The Mamas and the Papas in 1966 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGZBUHT5ZUs

TACHYGRAPHY - Noun…stenography or shorthand, especially that of ancient or medieval scribes; ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 25, 2022:

When my father was a long distance lorry driver in the 1960s the UK law changed forcing all drivers to have their vehicles fitted with a mechanical "tachographs" these clockwork devices recorded hours spent driving, speeds reached and stops made on sealed paper disks, to ensure compliance with health and safety laws and to stop unscrupulous employers exploiting drivers. At the end of each week the disks were removed and checked for offenses or tampering before pay was issued. Today these devices are digital and linked to gps (Lojack) recording routes, speeds, stops and even compliance with road signals, signs and traffic control and transmit via satellite all the driving info directly back to their company logistics manager, and where necessary to the police.

It looks like Louisiana wants to roll back to pre-Revolutionary War status where we did not count ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 22, 2022:

A disgusting turd of a man. Why do you Americans keep voting in these horrors?

I still have one, but it is packed in my office stuff.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 22, 2022:

I had one in my office when I was running a youth theater in Middlesbrough back in the 80's

What are your thoughts on spirits….

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Brandy out of preference, rum for a change, whiskey never My only thoughts on spirits

QUIDDITCH - Noun…a team game/sport for two teams of seven mounted on broomsticks, inspired by ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 22, 2022:

I cannot make up my mind which section of the above is more sad.

One creepy motherfucker who should read the bible.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 22, 2022:

He's got confused over which of those is mythical

Somehow this lady's name got away from me.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Her name is lika the rest of the photo set can be found here https://idolx.app/posts/GGObU2/zm-2018-10-04-lika-return.-next-by-flemm-100-2592x3872/ and here https://www.elitebabes.com/lika-spring/

The 007 bus route.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 20, 2022:

A cute story but a product only of the Kent Tourist Board. The Number 7 bus existed in Kent during the time Fleming lived there but this post dated his writing of the first 3 bond novels. The bus name was changed to 007 when they began using three digit light signals in the 1970. Fleming was a History scholar and loved the Tudor age. oo7 (not 007) was a code used on communications to queen Elizabeth the first to signify "for your eyes only" oo meaning eyes 7 being the code for the queen whose birthday was on the 7th of SEPTember. The Code was devised by her personal advisor Dr. John Dee who she personally called oo7 as a joke and was used primarily used by the head of the "Spymasters" Sir Francis Walsingham, code named M, as not only was it an upturned W it signified his claim to head 1000 spies throughout the land.

QAnon Senate hopeful busted for filing false police report about adult bookstore.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 18, 2022:

There are more details about this incident here https://nypost.com/2022/07/18/gop-sen-candidate-ryan-white-arrested-for-allegedly-filing-false-report/ Apparently he and another republican candidate for sheriff cooked up this scheme as a publicity stunt

It just seems so obvious.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 18, 2022:

BUT!!!!!!! The bible proves god and god proves the bible and that proves everything, so burn in hell ya heathen fecker!!!!!!!!

"...breaker ...breaker 1 - 9..." who else ha a CB radio?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Yes I had a home base one in my bedroom

Indiana Mall Shooting Leaves Three Dead and Two Wounded Three people are dead and two wounded ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 18, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHVMF7_qkZM

Does anyone have enough confidence in the US justice system to believe tRump will be put where he ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Not a chance even if he had not been president. Don't believe me, look at what happened to Conrad Black, the only billionaire ever to be sent to prison. Black was sentenced to 6.5 years in Prison for fraud, he served 37 months in minimum security prison in Miami, was released, had all his fraud convictions overturned except for attempting to pervert the course of justice. He left the USA accepted British citizen ship and was made a peer in the house of Lords. all though he actually lived in Canada, wrote best selling book about his experience in prison and an "expose" about Donald Trump, that exposed only what a great guy he was for which favour President Trump pardon him for his one outstanding conviction and restored his US citizenship. If Trump is convicted he is likely to be made a saint by the pope, King of Iceland and the awaited messiah of Israel.