Showing how much the twatwaffle is a POS!!! [share.newsbreak.com]

twitch comments on Oct 23, 2024:

I'm still baffled as to how he got past this

zeuser replies on Oct 23, 2024:

Yeah, me too. Republicans will put up with anything for a billionaire tax cut, apparently.

The McDonalds experience, the gift that keeps on giving.

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2024:

At least they didn't let him near the "special sauce" machine.

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

@glennlab You're probably right!

I wish it existed so they could all wind up there.

Betty comments on Oct 22, 2024:

That should have said JD not Billy. ;) Good ones, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

Thanks!

Rub their bellies, they'll fall asleep.

Betty comments on Oct 22, 2024:

I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress either. ;) lol Great set, Z. You never disappoint. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

Thanks. I owe it all to the content creators.

Key error by Brett.

racocn8 comments on Oct 22, 2024:

Intelligent morons are the most dangerous.

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

Even ones that are simply functional can cause problems.

I wish it existed so they could all wind up there.

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2024:

I think that is where some of the most vivid conspiracy theories come from. 8 year old minds.

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

A wingnut is made, not born.

Rub their bellies, they'll fall asleep.

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2024:

Given that a stealth bomber is still a physical object and its movement would cause disruption in the clouds, I think the crew stopped someplace for a few beers. Is that the same fly that was on trumps butt when he was with Stormy?

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

Well, if you could see the plane, that would ruin the gag. And yes, that's the same fly. He's writing a book "Fly on the Wall - Stormy's Story".

Rub their bellies, they'll fall asleep.

KateOahu comments on Oct 22, 2024:

What a GREAT set! Still laughing.

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

Awww, glad you liked 'em.

Rub their bellies, they'll fall asleep.

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2024:

That's why my trumpet playing was so bad.

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

Explains a lot, right?

Penis envy. Pucker up, sub.

DenoPenno comments on Oct 22, 2024:

I do not understand all the penis envy.

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

Insecurity about the size of your own bits, is my guess.

I've resorted to that fragrance myself once or twice.

EricJones comments on Oct 22, 2024:

And now we know which dinosaur led the extinction parade.

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

This guy died on stage. Tough way to go.

That's the true meaning of IVF in Trumpworld.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Poor Melania, hahahahahahaha. I have zero give a fuck for that woman.

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2024:

I don't think anyone does.

Can't sleep 😴😴😴

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Cowboys really lame this year. Philly fans: Gee, that's too bad! Har, har! Good set MG!

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

@michelle666gar As a long time eagles fan, I know how you feel.

I've resorted to that fragrance myself once or twice.

Betty comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Are you hiding behind that shelf? ;) 😛 Oooo...I got a giggle out of these. Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

You're welcome! And for the record, I never hide. ;)

That's the true meaning of IVF in Trumpworld.

Betty comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Mrs. Trump is in the market for an upgrade. ;) lol

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

The bar is pretty low for an upgrade to needle-dick, the bug fucker.

That's the true meaning of IVF in Trumpworld.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Good set!!

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

Thank you!

That's the true meaning of IVF in Trumpworld.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Good ones.

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

Thanks!

I've resorted to that fragrance myself once or twice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Woody Harrelson did all the Real work, Sam Elliot just sat around looking tough...

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz That's a funny movie. I love Woody on all his movies, but he became a true legend to me with Natural Born Killers. Now there is a true classic.

I've resorted to that fragrance myself once or twice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Woody Harrelson did all the Real work, Sam Elliot just sat around looking tough...

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

Somebody had to be there to get the girl. 😜

I've resorted to that fragrance myself once or twice.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Sam and Woody to the rescue.

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

That's them, I swear!

Can't sleep 😴😴😴

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Cowboys really lame this year. Philly fans: Gee, that's too bad! Har, har! Good set MG!

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Hah! I dunno, I always enjoy seeing them get stomped. Never gets old.

Watch out for those sphincter-shaped clouds...

Betty comments on Oct 20, 2024:

A vegan potion? Does that mean it will only work on vegans? 😅 Another funny set from the king of funny. Thanks, Z. :) (Make sure your m and n are in the right place. ;) )

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

@Betty Yeah, but I'm not the cook, just the middleman! 😁

Watch out for those sphincter-shaped clouds...

silverotter11 comments on Oct 21, 2024:

Great set! too funny!

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2024:

Thanks!

For those of you who know Penn Gillette, this may shock you.

BitFlipper comments on Oct 20, 2024:

I saw a bunch of videos there, but Penn Gillette wasn't mentioned in any of them. And I have a Facebook account.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

I just followed the link now to test it. Worked for me.

What a maroon, Trump is about to claim he's the one the "really" worked at McDonald's ...

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2024:

Sad, really. Who believes this dingleberry anymore?

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

@pamagain That's me, purveyor of boomer slang. 😄

Watch out for those sphincter-shaped clouds...

Betty comments on Oct 20, 2024:

A vegan potion? Does that mean it will only work on vegans? 😅 Another funny set from the king of funny. Thanks, Z. :) (Make sure your m and n are in the right place. ;) )

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

@Betty No, no. I tried giving them to others, but they could always taste it. 😏

Watch out for those sphincter-shaped clouds...

Betty comments on Oct 20, 2024:

A vegan potion? Does that mean it will only work on vegans? 😅 Another funny set from the king of funny. Thanks, Z. :) (Make sure your m and n are in the right place. ;) )

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

You're welcome. The potions still work on everybody, but they taste funny. 😏

“Writing a book is like telling a joke and having to wait two years to find out whether or not it ...

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2024:

Back in the days when I was writing technical documentation we had a saying before our writing went out for review, " If you think they'll love it, they'll hate it, and if you think they'll hate it, you're right."

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

@CeliaVL With technical doc, your audience are users who want to know how to do something, the sooner they find out the better. So it's a different audience and serves a different purpose than describing research.

For those of you who know Penn Gillette, this may shock you.

annewimsey500 comments on Oct 20, 2024:

Seen this before, and admire the Hell outta Penn! TFP!

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

He has a book of essays that is fun to read, "Everyday is an Atheist Holiday", which I recommend.

“Writing a book is like telling a joke and having to wait two years to find out whether or not it ...

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2024:

Back in the days when I was writing technical documentation we had a saying before our writing went out for review, " If you think they'll love it, they'll hate it, and if you think they'll hate it, you're right."

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

@CeliaVL Good point. Basically it uses fewer words. All things being equally clear, shorter is better. Especially in technical documentation. Passive voice has a place in personal discourse, fiction, conversation. In documentation, people want to read fewer words. Why? Because reading is work, and work is unpopular. 😁

For those of you who know Penn Gillette, this may shock you.

Lauren comments on Oct 20, 2024:

omg, that was freakin' disturbing for a bit! lolz

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

Looks like he enjoyed it. "Made ya look! "

For those of you who know Penn Gillette, this may shock you.

Moravian comments on Oct 20, 2024:

Had me going for a bit

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

I know, right? 😆

“Writing a book is like telling a joke and having to wait two years to find out whether or not it ...

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2024:

Back in the days when I was writing technical documentation we had a saying before our writing went out for review, " If you think they'll love it, they'll hate it, and if you think they'll hate it, you're right."

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

@Marionville Hah! My writing was always compelling. Clear, concise, and all in the active voice. 😜

Donnie, people are talking, and it is past your jail time.

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2024:

Is that true about Koko? Sounds plausible and puts that test into perspective, which is a word someone should slowly explain to the talking yam. Also, good sick burn about Colonel Sanders - made me laugh.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2024:

@glennlab Yeah, I should have guessed, it was too good of a story to be true.

All cat lovers know this to be true

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2024:

or this

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz About 3 or 3:30, it's about time for me to take the first of three bladder breaks. Fucking prostate.

Should be crowded in there, but without a brain, plenty of room.

DenoPenno comments on Oct 19, 2024:

Elect this man and he uses your tax dollars to fight his enemies. His followers tell me that is OK because Kamala would have us paying more tax dollars. When will sanity return?

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2024:

I wonder the same thing, DP. Seems to be getting worse, not better.

Conservatives in general probably have some trouble with this, not just Bret.

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2024:

She's probably the first woman he ever let finish first.

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2024:

And he had to be forced to do it. Asshole.

Should be crowded in there, but without a brain, plenty of room.

EricJones comments on Oct 19, 2024:

There has to be more song titles than that.

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2024:

Those are only the ones the crowd came up with. ;)

To get it out, I need to get jalapeno face.

EricJones comments on Oct 19, 2024:

Babies-one of the small side effects of sex.

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2024:

@Betty And not small for long, either.

To get it out, I need to get jalapeno face.

KateOahu comments on Oct 19, 2024:

Actually, I think I’m MUCH better than a year ago. Good ones!

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2024:

@KateOahu A worthy endeavor. I just made it to 9.3, still a helluva long way to get to a 10. Every point counts.

To get it out, I need to get jalapeno face.

Betty comments on Oct 19, 2024:

Skin off peanuts...! What a painful misunderstanding. 😅

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2024:

Gotta read those things veerry closely.

To get it out, I need to get jalapeno face.

EricJones comments on Oct 19, 2024:

Babies-one of the small side effects of sex.

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2024:

Whatta ya gonna do? LOL

To get it out, I need to get jalapeno face.

KateOahu comments on Oct 19, 2024:

Actually, I think I’m MUCH better than a year ago. Good ones!

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2024:

It's a meme, you shouldn't take those to heart. ;)

And syphilis ain't too happy about it either.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 18, 2024:

Have you considered that if Donnie croaks then JD would become president. And what are the odds of Donnie being around for another 4 years. This is not the only thing keeping me awake at night, but it's there.

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2024:

@silverotter11 Yeah, they're talking 25th amendment even now. The oligarchs have it all mapped out. How many names has JD used? Yeah hum.

And syphilis ain't too happy about it either.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 18, 2024:

Have you considered that if Donnie croaks then JD would become president. And what are the odds of Donnie being around for another 4 years. This is not the only thing keeping me awake at night, but it's there.

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2024:

I'm not surprised, but extremely dismayed, that I haven't seen anyone stress this simple fact. Not sure why not, because Vance is the most disliked VP candidate in history. For very good reasons too.

I did that almost 7 years ago to the day and I never regretted it.

EricJones comments on Oct 18, 2024:

It was only a matter of time till pumpkin spice got into everything. If they put it into fuel, I wonder what the exhaust will smell like-burnt pumpkin pie?

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2024:

That' a good question. TBH, I never really smell my exhaust, so I have no way to check. LOL

I did that almost 7 years ago to the day and I never regretted it.

KateOahu comments on Oct 18, 2024:

All good ones. Nicked one of ‘em.

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2024:

Based on what I saw, you nicked more than just one. But that's fine, take 'em all and post 'em. ;)

Let's remember what these knuckle draggers did to women's right to choose.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2024:

You nailed Cancun Cruz. When the going gets tough Ted takes off.

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2024:

@glennlab I'm gonna vote on Monday too. I'll be there with my daughter, and I KNOW she will vote for the democrats.

Let's remember what these knuckle draggers did to women's right to choose.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2024:

You nailed Cancun Cruz. When the going gets tough Ted takes off.

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2024:

I'm counting on you and Michelle G to get him the fuck outta there.

And syphilis ain't too happy about it either.

girlwithsmiles comments on Oct 18, 2024:

Maybe I shouldn’t laugh…but I did!

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2024:

That's alright. It's funny!

I did that almost 7 years ago to the day and I never regretted it.

Betty comments on Oct 18, 2024:

Fun set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2024:

Sure thing!

Pretty lame, you idiots.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 17, 2024:

Really, have you seen the way Trump sways??? I'd rather have a capable man as VP than Donnie Dementia anywhere.

zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2024:

Hard to stay balanced with 4 inch lift inserts in his shoes and a cantilever belly that enters a room two seconds before the rest of him does. Then there's all that Adderall he snorts. Of course he sways.

Oh dearie dear, the oligarchs never change their tune, do they? Same old song.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2024:

It has been going on at least since the days of slavery when the plantation owners, convinced the small farmers(their competition) that they needed to support slavery since it was their right to own slaves, never mind that they couldn't afford them.

zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2024:

Misdirection is as old as the hills. It has been refined to a demographically fine-tuned science by our friendly billionaire class.

Candidate or shameless huckster? Not that hard to figure out.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2024:

Leonard Cohen's estate filed a cease and desist for playing Hallelujah.

zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2024:

Good. He should keep that song out of his filthy rallies.

My guess is up to where the hairline used to be, but I'm just speculating here.

KateOahu comments on Oct 17, 2024:

I feel this is a very inappropriate post.

zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2024:

@KateOahu You have to take risks for humor. LOL

My guess is up to where the hairline used to be, but I'm just speculating here.

KateOahu comments on Oct 17, 2024:

I feel this is a very inappropriate post.

zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2024:

Luckily, we ignore the rules of propriety here in ag.com.

Candidate or shameless huckster? Not that hard to figure out.

DenoPenno comments on Oct 17, 2024:

Donald Trump doing what he does best. Asking for your money.

zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2024:

Perfect vocation for him. He is good at it, a terrific flim flam man.

My guess is up to where the hairline used to be, but I'm just speculating here.

Betty comments on Oct 17, 2024:

Funny set, Z. Thanks for sharing. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2024:

You're welcome!

Give that kid a stethoscope and a white lab coat.

annewimsey500 comments on Oct 16, 2024:

STEED limit.......the door, find it and use it!

zeuser replies on Oct 16, 2024:

Jealous that you didn't post it first, Annie? 😏

Who better to provide examples of blatant hypocrisy than our own SCROTUS "freedom caucus"?

TomMcGiverin comments on Oct 15, 2024:

That's why I wish that congress would just stop having confirmation hearings of SC nominees, since they all lie under oath anyway, and there is no recourse for the voters to punish them for their lying. May as well quit insulting the intelligence of everyone concerned, and stop doing the charade. ...

zeuser replies on Oct 16, 2024:

l like to get their lies on record just in case some future congress decides they have the balls and the votes to impeach.

Give that kid a stethoscope and a white lab coat.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 15, 2024:

LOL and to refill my coffee cup. Funny set!

zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2024:

Glad you liked 'em!

Give that kid a stethoscope and a white lab coat.

Betty comments on Oct 15, 2024:

Thanks for the smiles, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2024:

You're welcome!

Give that kid a stethoscope and a white lab coat.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2024:

good ones.

zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2024:

Thanks!

When you need tech support and all you get is a "Microsoft Certified Tech" in India...

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2024:

Happened to me more than once. It's not just microsoft either.

zeuser replies on Oct 14, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Not really much chance I'm gonna rub elbows with any of the super rich anytime soon. I've ridden in elevators with billionaires. Not worth the stress.

When you need tech support and all you get is a "Microsoft Certified Tech" in India...

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2024:

Happened to me more than once. It's not just microsoft either.

zeuser replies on Oct 14, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Don't get me started on Bill Gates. Hi ex seems nice though.

I often get asked by relatives and friends, 'When you have children, will you take them to church?

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2024:

My own parents were appalled that my kids weren't baptized or confirmed. I was happy to spare them that compulsory indoctrination.

zeuser replies on Oct 14, 2024:

@Cocoavine Not easy at all, but in the end, the kids turned out fine and the grandparents forgot about it after a year or two. I acknowledge that was lucky, but no less difficult to pull off at the time.

Sounds like a less stressful lifestyle, or, I dunno, deathstyle?

EricJones comments on Oct 14, 2024:

Emails never find me like that-I'm bald

zeuser replies on Oct 14, 2024:

Well there's an unexpected perc, right?

Sounds like a less stressful lifestyle, or, I dunno, deathstyle?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2024:

Good brownies.

zeuser replies on Oct 14, 2024:

Don't eat too many!

Sounds like a less stressful lifestyle, or, I dunno, deathstyle?

Betty comments on Oct 14, 2024:

The poor ghost lost his will to spook. ;) Thank you, Z. You made me smile. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 14, 2024:

You're welcome!

Hmm, I think I should get one of those, but maybe I already did.

EricJones comments on Oct 13, 2024:

So rhat's how they came up with the holy ghost? Columbus was a dick. Kids and water rarely go together.

zeuser replies on Oct 14, 2024:

That was my first thought. I like the cleverness of it.

I'll be damned, it's real!

DenoPenno comments on Oct 13, 2024:

The USA is an oil company with an Army.

zeuser replies on Oct 13, 2024:

Now that is the sad truth.

Hmm, I think I should get one of those, but maybe I already did.

michelle666gar comments on Oct 13, 2024:

Hallucinating!!! There's no one out there for me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 13, 2024:

We have that in common. It's not a bad place to be, really.

Hmm, I think I should get one of those, but maybe I already did.

Betty comments on Oct 13, 2024:

That is a nativity scene that would put a smile on my face. :) Another fine set, Z. The king has struck again. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 13, 2024:

Thanks, Betty. 😊

You're not helllllppping.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2024:

Elon and MTG, proof that just because you can speak, doesn't mean you should.

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2024:

Making intelligent people retch since forever, it seems.

Me: Did you come from Mars? Alien: We came from your mom's.

Betty comments on Oct 12, 2024:

What a nice mix you created. Thanks, Z. I got my chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2024:

Good, good. You're welcome!

You ain't necessarily smart just because you're real rich.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2024:

Elon, much like djt has exceeded his best by date.

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2024:

I like the Kathy Bates idea. "Misery II - Blowing Shit Up with Nazis'

“You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust ...

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2024:

You have to know who to trust and how far to trust them.

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2024:

@Marionville That requires deep knowledge of the individual, I guess, and demonstrated trustworthiness.

Happy Wednesday Night!!! Another long day! Goodnight 😴😴😴😴

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Women who talk shit don't need to flirt with me, my ears perk up and I start to smile when I hear it. Good bunch, MG!

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2024:

@michelle666gar That is the sad truth. LOL

Now there's a parenting strategy that will backfire when the kiddo turns 15.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2024:

I too look both ways at a roundabout. and one way streets.

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2024:

Honestly, so do I. Gave up on expecting common sense or common driving etiquette a long time ago.

Now there's a parenting strategy that will backfire when the kiddo turns 15.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 11, 2024:

LOL! enlarged procrastinate! LOL good set!

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2024:

Thanks!

Now there's a parenting strategy that will backfire when the kiddo turns 15.

Betty comments on Oct 11, 2024:

I thought that was a mother-in-law seat. 🤣 A fine set, Z. You are the king of memes. 🤴 Long live the king...🥳

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2024:

Thanks, hon.

Any one of these stories should have been 3 inch headlines, lead the evening news and been the talk ...

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2024:

The media is 5 or 6 big companies controlled by....wait for it....oligarch billionaires. Journalism was once a respected profession. Now it's just creating content to fill the "news hole" intended primarily, not to inform, but to sell eyeballs to advertisers.

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2024:

@racocn8 Billionaires, especially those coming from generational wealth, have no reason to be smart. They are accustomed to buying their way out of trouble and hiring other people to do their thinking for them. The motivating factors are maintaining the wealth and power they already have and trying to acquire more by any means they can. This involves buying and controlling politicians and manipulating public opinion. The media is just a tool for them.

Oooo, that's the twilight zone all right...

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Shitty card game.

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

Maybe, but I wiped up there.

Oooo, that's the twilight zone all right...

Betty comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Never s'mores 🤣 Thanks, Z. I love to giggle. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

Good. You're welcome.

“To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are”………….

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Dreaming about it is one thing, thinking and aspiring towards it is another.

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

@Marionville Yeah, and he's right about that part.

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

ParryHotter comments on Oct 10, 2024:

My cat loves Geckos, unfortunately Geckos love Mosquito's, whaah! Good ol' set as usual BigZ!

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

Thanks, pal.

A little more ammo for your convo pre election

pamagain comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Makes me wonder....was he too stupid to see this was ''wrong''....or did he just think he'd never be caught....or did he just think he could lie his way out of it....or didn't he think it through at all?

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

None of that was a concern or given a second thought. His primary calculus was solely "what do I get out of this?".

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

KateOahu comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Yes, Karl, you mention that you rowed at Yale every day. Good ones, buddy!

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

Thanks!

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Fucking insurance companies deserve it...

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Good luck, I'd like to see anybody get one over on those predatory avaricious assholes.

Everybody is watching Florida

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2024:

WTF is that supposed to be?

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

@Scott321 Aaah, yes, I see it now. Obvious when you know what you're looking for. LOL

I doubt he is worried about being prosecuted. Fucking bougie prick.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Good set!

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

Thanks.

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Fucking insurance companies deserve it...

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

Can't argue with you. What a racket.

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

Betty comments on Oct 9, 2024:

That divorce was truly **final**. 🥺 Poor little gecko will miss his close-up.;) Thanks for the chuckles, Z. Can't wait to see what you come up with next. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

You're welcome.

MAGA is CRAZY [youtube.com]

silverotter11 comments on Oct 9, 2024:

At hearings in Congress the big corps have admitted to pricing at what the people will pay regardless of actual cost! WA State tried to pass price gouging laws and the republicans killed it. I pointed this out to the most vocal republican fool here in this apartment complex and thank goodness she ...

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

Be careful, some of those rednecks don't play.

It's been a very liberating part of my dotage. One of the few advantages of aging.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Funny set Z! my coffee mug was empty - lol.

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

Glad I could get a couple laughs out of you.

I'm sure he'll open the gates

Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 8, 2024:

My hope is that the hurricane flattens Mara Lago, with trump inside!!

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2024:

That would probably also take more than a few foreign agents staying there with him. Unfortunately, MIlton is not forecast to cover Maga Lardo. Maybe next time.

You're on your own this time, bro😄

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Back in 1975, when I was in grad school, Pennsylvania Hospital had an artificial insemination program. They were soliciting specimens, and it was 15 bucks a shot. I understand they pay a lot more now, but back then it was big money for something I was doing anyway. You signed up for 2 sessions a ...

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2024:

@Cocoavine Yeah, well since I disconnected the pipes about 30 years ago, my career is over for good. LOL

Speaking of not honoring your oath of office...

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2024:

Putz. You're gonna lose the majority no matter how long your crappy incumbents campaign.

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2024:

@Betty Everybody with a brain does too.

Absolutely clueless.

glennlab comments on Oct 8, 2024:

The GOP votes against aid, but when it's needed are the first to line up at the troff.

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2024:

Pigs gonna wallow.

It's been a very liberating part of my dotage. One of the few advantages of aging.

Betty comments on Oct 8, 2024:

Ants making brunch plans, what a hoot. 🤣 The "Resistance" looks awfully like what Trump does. Thanks for the giggles, Z.

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2024:

Sure, you're welcome!