It's fast too!

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

#1 The reception is out of this world.

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2022:

The satellite signals are SO clear!

It's fast too!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Some good ones, here, but my top vote will almost always go to Calvin & Hobbes...

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2022:

You can never go wrong with Calvin.

I remember...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

4 comics at 15 cents each = 60 cents 3 candy bars at 10 cents each is another 30 cents trading cards with gum 5 cents each bag of chips was 5 cents and soda was another 15 cents... All that work for $1.20....

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2022:

Take it back to my day and comic books were only 10 cents. The extra nickel that I didn't get charged times 4 is the extra 20 cents I needed to make it work out. ;)

"Stroke, Natasha, stroke!" "I'm stroking, Boris, I'm stroking!"

phxbillcee comments on Aug 17, 2022:

You'd think Rocky & Bullwinkle would be in the van...

zeuser replies on Aug 17, 2022:

Only if they were there to thwart the scheme. Rocky and Bullwinkle didn't put up with Boris and Natasha's bullshit.

Russian State Media Calls Trump 'Our Agent,' Believes Mar-A-Lago Raid Is 'Persecution'

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Of course it's real. He has been in the pocket of the russkies for a loooong time. I can understand why they want to help him out here, they've invested a lot in using him as an asset.

zeuser replies on Aug 17, 2022:

@OldMetalHead Good question. My guess is that the russkies know that his "base" doesn't care and that a significant part actually supports Russia. All the people who do not support Russia or Trump's collusion, well those guys aren't going to vote for Lardo regardless. So nothing to lose for them, really.

Denied coverage because of a bad pun. That hurts.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 16, 2022:

Ralph doesn't work and play well with others.

zeuser replies on Aug 17, 2022:

That's why he's somebody's X.

Help us, Obi Wan, you're our only hope.

NostraDumbass comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Trump and Jabba the Hutt. Separated at birth.

zeuser replies on Aug 15, 2022:

Yeah, I noticed that too. Quite a family resemblance.

Susannah likes it.

ThinkingFree comments on Aug 14, 2022:

😂😂😂, love 'em !! Thanks, Z !!

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2022:

My pleasure. :)

Trump speech at conservative conference dubbed ‘most frightening’ of his career so far

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2022:

This one was a dandy. He advocated building tent cities and relocating the homeless into them. Think about that for a minute. A camp, concentrating the homeless (to start out), a concentration camp if you will.

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2022:

@OldGoat43 Yeah, the historical precedent is pretty obvious.

Y'all like golf? 😉

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Love the rat tail.

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2022:

yeah, nice touch!

I literally cannot stop smiling...

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Defund the FBI? Really? I just..I dunno..This is a bad time in our history.

zeuser replies on Aug 9, 2022:

@mcgeo52 Or an irrational number, either way.

I literally cannot stop smiling...

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Can you imagine all the repub heads exploding over this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Aug 8, 2022:

With these tactics, they know what they were lookin' for.

I literally cannot stop smiling...

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Defund the FBI? Really? I just..I dunno..This is a bad time in our history.

zeuser replies on Aug 8, 2022:

@OldMetalHead Oh my word, yes we have. These are the ones we have now, though.

I'd give it a try.

chalupacabre comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Think they'd much rather keep their asset where he is. They've paid good money to maintain that weapon

zeuser replies on Aug 8, 2022:

Well, the premise is "in a perfect world".

Poetry, anybody?

Lorajay comments on Aug 3, 2022:

I love the poem but since I also love ballet the picture is disturbing.

zeuser replies on Aug 3, 2022:

Sorry. You have to take risks for satire.

I always said there wasn't a lot of difference between a golf course and a cemetery but this might ...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2022:

He only needs one body to call it a cemetery, so Melania probably just gets a pine box in Potter's field.

zeuser replies on Aug 3, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Then he uses the 20K he *would* have gotten as a charitable contribution.

The guy who owns the Lambo deserves it for leaving it parked in the street.

dalefvictor comments on Aug 2, 2022:

The last one: Is there something wrong with that?

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2022:

If you're married and you do it with your wife when you are on vacation, you ought to ask her.

I have to use this one today.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2022:

I thought it was the Ides of March??? Damn this Daylight Savings Time!

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2022:

It's pun-etic license.

"I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes.

Fernapple comments on Aug 2, 2022:

In the UK we have an old saying. "They hung the man who stole a goose from off the common, (Free range perhaps in America.) but they lauded the man who stole the common from under the goose."

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2022:

Same principle, different country.

A humorous salute to the animal kingdom.

HankSherman comments on Aug 2, 2022:

Now was that salute, or assault???

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2022:

Humor is in the eye of the beholder.

The guy who owns the Lambo deserves it for leaving it parked in the street.

HankSherman comments on Aug 2, 2022:

Wondering......does mom need her mom to have the "talk" with daughter???

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2022:

Might as well.

The guy who owns the Lambo deserves it for leaving it parked in the street.

Garban comments on Aug 2, 2022:

Guilty of working on vacation, but I’m getting better. Great batch!

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2022:

Thanks, man. And just relax!

This is pretty hillarious. Is that Nancy Pelosi stabbing him with a spear?

Lorajay comments on Aug 1, 2022:

Why is Melina washing his feet? There is no way that's Trump. Look at those muscles!

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2022:

@OldMetalHead She is if she gets paid. You pay to play, that's her business model.

I always said there wasn't a lot of difference between a golf course and a cemetery but this might ...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2022:

He only needs one body to call it a cemetery, so Melania probably just gets a pine box in Potter's field.

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Yeah, that would make me nervous too.

Geez, he gets all kind of tax breaks for parking Ivana behind the first tee.

NHjulie comments on Aug 2, 2022:

Did he get permission to bury her there or did he just do it. Seems like there's more to this.

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2022:

He was planning to put a big garish mausoleum there before the town nixed his design, so he probably already had the permitting done. But that's just a guess. In Joisey, you spread enough cash around and you get whatever you want, capiche?

A humorous salute to the animal kingdom.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2022:

Smart pig.

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2022:

With wolves, you gotta play hardball.

This is pretty hillarious. Is that Nancy Pelosi stabbing him with a spear?

Lorajay comments on Aug 1, 2022:

Why is Melina washing his feet? There is no way that's Trump. Look at those muscles!

zeuser replies on Aug 1, 2022:

@racocn8 I'm thinking a crown of thorns.

But at least he takes care of his family...

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2022:

I understand he gets tax breaks because of this.

zeuser replies on Aug 1, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo True love? Naaah.

Geez, he gets all kind of tax breaks for parking Ivana behind the first tee.

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 1, 2022:

SUCH a loving gesture! Stay healthy, Malaria! You're next!

zeuser replies on Aug 1, 2022:

Marla Maples is probably writing some burial instructions into her will right about now.

Geez, he gets all kind of tax breaks for parking Ivana behind the first tee.

p-nullifidian comments on Aug 1, 2022:

Does this mean everyone gets to hit from the ladies’ tee on this hole? 😂

zeuser replies on Aug 1, 2022:

Guaranteed you'll bury that putt.

This is pretty hillarious. Is that Nancy Pelosi stabbing him with a spear?

Lorajay comments on Aug 1, 2022:

Why is Melina washing his feet? There is no way that's Trump. Look at those muscles!

zeuser replies on Aug 1, 2022:

Melania is playing the role of Mary Magdalene, the hooker.

Lauren Boebert: Venezuela dog eating 'started because they do not have firearms' - Raw Story - ...

DharmaBum50 comments on Aug 1, 2022:

I'm not sure I follow her "logic" here ... 🤔🤔🤔. Whatever, the comment definitely bolsters her odds in the America's Stupidest Congressperson sweepstakes .... (Credit to @Zeuser for the cartoon)

zeuser replies on Aug 1, 2022:

This is a universal argument. Flooding in India? Because they don't have guns. Shortage of truckers in England? Because they have no guns. Running out of fresh water in South Africa? Because they have no guns. See the moronic logic now? LOL

Maybe there's a Ted Nugent tee available.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2022:

Had to sue the insurance company because heavy rain damaged their ark?.... I guess the insurance company wouldn't cover it because "act of god"....

zeuser replies on Aug 1, 2022:

Isn't that rich? Couldn't happen to a nicer christer than Ham. LOL

Maybe there's a Ted Nugent tee available.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2022:

a couple had me rolling, good set.

zeuser replies on Aug 1, 2022:

I'll never view counting seconds the same way again. 😏

That's just how my memory rolls.

Babyoda comments on Jul 30, 2022:

I like the Herman with the 54 year old limbo dancer. I remember this one from years ago but it is funnier today because I was 54 till yesterday my b-day.

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

@phxbillcee Thanks, Bill.

What the restaurant was doing was totally legal.

GrooshStar comments on Jul 31, 2022:

DeSantis is a fascist pig.

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

@phxbillcee Oh I think the republican presidential nomination is his to lose. But he swings a heavy bat pretty indiscriminately, and that can piss off a lot of people fast, even those who now think he is up there with sliced bread and chocolate ice cream.

Some cronies of the former guy in the spotlight.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 31, 2022:

Can’t wait for these bastards to be held accountable!

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

I'd like to see that too, but I'm not holding my breath.

Some cronies of the former guy in the spotlight.

19dacar52 comments on Jul 31, 2022:

Asses, one and all!

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

Except for Gaetz - he's a dick, a dick pointed toward underage girls.

What the restaurant was doing was totally legal.

GrooshStar comments on Jul 31, 2022:

DeSantis is a fascist pig.

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

Yeah, but that's his brand, that's what he's going for.

That's just how my memory rolls.

Babyoda comments on Jul 30, 2022:

I like the Herman with the 54 year old limbo dancer. I remember this one from years ago but it is funnier today because I was 54 till yesterday my b-day.

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

@Lorajay I gave up limbo for gumbo a while ago. ;)

That's just how my memory rolls.

Lorajay comments on Jul 31, 2022:

Couple enjoying the quiet lakeside is my favorite.

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

@Lorajay It would be a neat trick to run a speedboat in front of MY house, but I see what you mean. ;)

For the record, I've been the problem more than once.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 31, 2022:

GEMS!!! *Everyone* one of 'em!🤣🤣😈🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

Yeah, I like this bunch too.

That's just how my memory rolls.

Lorajay comments on Jul 31, 2022:

Couple enjoying the quiet lakeside is my favorite.

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

Yeah, there's always a couple of buttholes on those skidoos ready to ruin it.

For the record, I've been the problem more than once.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 30, 2022:

I have been the problem at times but most of the time I am accused of being it by the real problem....

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Good luck, partner, I hope it works out for you!

For the record, I've been the problem more than once.

Pralina1 comments on Jul 30, 2022:

Those are all great . Really 😂😂😂 I like the “ problem “, it’s fascinating idea to me 😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️♥️ But Hemingways cat takes the cake for me , stealing , I am gonna print that one . I really like this ♥️♥️♥️🙌🙌🙌

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2022:

Aw, I'm glad you like 'em.

For the record, I've been the problem more than once.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 30, 2022:

I have been the problem at times but most of the time I am accused of being it by the real problem....

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2022:

That's a common problem.

That's just how my memory rolls.

Babyoda comments on Jul 30, 2022:

I like the Herman with the 54 year old limbo dancer. I remember this one from years ago but it is funnier today because I was 54 till yesterday my b-day.

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2022:

Happy birthday! Mine was this past Thursday, but while I wish I was 54, I actually turned 69. Ah well. Limbo little lower now, how low can you go? LOL

That's just how my memory rolls.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2022:

I've known quite a few that were politically assholes, but too dumb to realize it.

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2022:

The fact that this guy knows it and brags about it is the gag.

It's all rigged.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 30, 2022:

These are good! The Faux noise one is so incredibly true!! 😉

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2022:

Yeah, you're right.

That's just how my memory rolls.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2022:

Always great when about to kiss a girl with your "slimy tasting-strip".

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2022:

Some of them actually *like* it.

This would make a hell of an engagement ring! MINERS JUST DISCOVERED THE LARGEST PINK DIAMOND IN ...

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Diamonds are one of the earliest and yet enduring examples of the power of monopoly control of a market to artifically inflate the price of a commodity.

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2022:

@TheoryNumber3 It was a deliberate and highly successful campaign to associate diamonds with commitment and romantic love. They controlled the supply, and thus could dictate the pricing and packaging, and the marketing created an ongoing demand.

She uses those drumsticks like they were part of her.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Dang, if I'm 75% more attractive, I must be really damn ugly, at base... I blame not knowing 'til now on bad eyesight - or, faulty mirrors...

zeuser replies on Jul 29, 2022:

Or people not telling you because they sort of feel sorry for you. That's my excuse, incidentally. LOL

It's about time!

tinkercreek comments on Jul 29, 2022:

The Linguists fixed it!

zeuser replies on Jul 29, 2022:

Yes, Theiye did.

This would make a hell of an engagement ring! MINERS JUST DISCOVERED THE LARGEST PINK DIAMOND IN ...

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Diamonds are one of the earliest and yet enduring examples of the power of monopoly control of a market to artifically inflate the price of a commodity.

zeuser replies on Jul 29, 2022:

@tinkercreek DeBeers controlled 80-90% of the diamond market from the late 1800's till just recently. Competition has lowered that percentage to about 30% (still a lot!), but the prices are STILL ridiculous. As @Druvius points out, most of their value is perceived value owing to long and successful marketing campaigns and branding.

Don't believe the hype!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:

We'll see...

zeuser replies on Jul 28, 2022:

@phxbillcee Me too.

It's about time!

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2022:

great group

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2022:

Thanks, bud.

In the event, you get the overwhelming notion to replace your cellphone with a less electronic ...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Measuring time (over time) precisely is a key element in a lot of science and research. BUT that is a beautiful artifact that I would *bleeep* to have.

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2022:

@phxbillcee I'd certainly do *bleep*, but I draw the line at *bleeping bleep*.

Not damp, moist. Clammy, that's better.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 24, 2022:

The one in 4 panels is a perfect explanation why they never call him to testify about anything. He lies without even considering it....and we all know that. I believe he's incapable of telling a truth which doesn't flatter his malignant narcissism.

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo I'm a little rusty, but I would salivate over the possibility I could cross examine this shit stain.

Going for 2 out of 3 won't help after the first round.

JackPedigo comments on Jul 26, 2022:

But the rock does beat stupidity!

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2022:

Sometimes. ;)

Shouldn't have put the money in crypto-currency.

joeandbarb comments on Jul 26, 2022:

The first one hits hard on a lot of people. Like the ones who follow Elon Musk and bought crypto after he did and lost everything when he sold and took their money

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2022:

When something looks and smells like a scam, and the defense from the rubes is "oh you just don't understand it", money will evaporate.

One more for my pal, and orange-tinted crony, Josh, who really does understand the mob.

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2022:

Well the Missouri motto is show me, and he did. coward through and through.

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2022:

Don't forget he showed me, and the whole world, his ass. And I believe he isn't quite done yet.

Shouldn't have put the money in crypto-currency.

NHjulie comments on Jul 25, 2022:

First one hits way too close to home.

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2022:

Lots of people agree with you.

Shouldn't have put the money in crypto-currency.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 25, 2022:

Good crop!

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2022:

Thanks Bill.

Cronies and criminals, traitors and masturbaters.

joeandbarb comments on Jul 25, 2022:

many jokes will be made when he is "running for reelection"

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2022:

And he will deserve each one.

Cronies and criminals, traitors and masturbaters.

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2022:

nailed them all

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2022:

Thanks, boss!

Not damp, moist. Clammy, that's better.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 24, 2022:

The one in 4 panels is a perfect explanation why they never call him to testify about anything. He lies without even considering it....and we all know that. I believe he's incapable of telling a truth which doesn't flatter his malignant narcissism.

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2022:

They would LOVE to get him to testify under oath, but he would perjure himself within 5 minutes, so his lawyers won't let him.

Like he's smart enough to do that.

NHjulie comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Like the hippie Swiss army knife and where can I get one?

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2022:

I'd start with San Francisco head shops, or maybe hippie themed antique stores.

Like he's smart enough to do that.

Lorajay comments on Jul 24, 2022:

I always pick a favorite and Petty Cash is my winner today.

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2022:

Yeah, I thought that was pretty clever.

A new slogan.

OldGoat43 comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Wishful thinking, not gonna happen again.

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2022:

I hope you're right. I'll do my part.

Not damp, moist. Clammy, that's better.

OldGoat43 comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Still waiting for that conviction verdict.

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2022:

Get in line.

Not damp, moist. Clammy, that's better.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Don Quixote Trump is a small handed loud disgusting quife of a man.

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2022:

No argument from me, WW.

Give my regards to Broadway!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:

This is actually more common than you might think... https://www.newsweek.com/tenants-nightmare-landlord-tales-painted-sockets-mold-1609146

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2022:

There is Pollack in one of the DC museums where there is a cuco immortalized in paint. The docents point it out.

I can understand this diagram.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Jesus comes a lot quicker in Mexican porn.

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2022:

Plus there's evidence!

Yoo hoooo! Merrrrrriiiiiickk! Got a present for you!

racocn8 comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Except that Garland has signaled his intention not to prosecute. Treason/sedition comes in many forms. Assholes.

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2022:

@racocn8 No. I'm not sure wtf is going on there.

Yoo hoooo! Merrrrrriiiiiickk! Got a present for you!

racocn8 comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Except that Garland has signaled his intention not to prosecute. Treason/sedition comes in many forms. Assholes.

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2022:

@racocn8 From that same article. "But legal experts said Barr's memo makes little difference for any inquiry touching Trump. And neither Barr's memo nor Garland's does anything to prevent an indictment of Trump. "Given that Mr. Trump is a former president, and the fact much of the actions at issue took place while he was still in office, it's likely Garland would have required his sign-off anyway even if the memorandum didn't exist," Moss told Insider Tuesday." So just chill.

Yoo hoooo! Merrrrrriiiiiickk! Got a present for you!

racocn8 comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Except that Garland has signaled his intention not to prosecute. Treason/sedition comes in many forms. Assholes.

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2022:

I can't see how he can avoid it.

I think Springsteen did it first.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Some good ones, especially liked the "Founding Fathers" one...

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2022:

Yeah, I debated with myself whether this was too political for the laughs group, but I went with it.

Yep, a simple lack of character, that's all. I need to re-read Catch-22, it's been decades.

19dacar52 comments on Jul 19, 2022:

These are good, I really like the second one.

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2022:

That one crystallizes my feelings about the other guys. Hypocrites, all of them.

Trump Tells Team He Needs to Be President Again to Save Himself from Criminal Probes ...

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2022:

I hope the whole thing becomes mute when he is indicted, loses the primary, or has a stroke.

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2022:

I have all 3 on my parlay card.

"I will NEVER give up my firearms.

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2022:

I hope he blows off his own dick.

zeuser replies on Jul 18, 2022:

A gun like that, he probably has a pretty small dick. So careful aim is required.

Sometimes, I don't want to be a good boy either.

tinkercreek comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Extra parts - I have found those!!

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

I keep 'em. Never used one of them yet.

How many more are you expecting?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Re #5: then how did Mary make it in?....

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

Who says she did? Honestly, I'd prefer to go to where all the sluts wind up. I bet they'd be a lot more fun than the halo and harp crowd.

Happy Sunday!!!! Had a stressful weekend! Lol!!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Wow, I need to cry more! Good bunch, MG.

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 That's a chance I'd be willing to take. LOL

Happy Sunday!!!! Had a stressful weekend! Lol!!!!

Garban comments on Jul 17, 2022:

The Abba Kiss thing doesn’t add up. 😉

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

I see what you did there.

GOP SORE LOSERS CLAIM ELECTION WAS RIGGED Donald Trump has refused to accept defeat and continues ...

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2022:

In true monkey see monkey do fashion, there will be a TON of republican losers yelling about election fraud. All you Trumperino voters, I blame you.

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

@joeandbarb Something to root for.

This great if you are a naturally talented cheater.

azzow2 comments on Jul 17, 2022:

The news reporters' heads would be spinning if the 50-yard line had even one gothy-dressed person praying to demons on one knee.

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

Or, as it happens, just a black guy on one knee.

This great if you are a naturally talented cheater.

HankSherman comments on Jul 17, 2022:

That one upsmanship always comes out, but would support the opposition kneeling at the 50...just to fuck with people.

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

Yeah, I'd like to see that too. Of course, hypocrisy has never ever bothered them, so it would end like you think it would.

Got to get them all. 😉

NHjulie comments on Jul 16, 2022:

I did 1,2,5,4,3. Guess I'm not normal.

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2022:

And you think all these other people ARE normal? ;)

Got to get them all. 😉

p-nullifidian comments on Jul 16, 2022:

I failed miserably … couldn’t be bothered to read … just wanted to look at the elegant profile of the Starship Enterprise! 😂

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2022:

It's a joke, there is no pass or fail. And it is a good looking ship.

I always wondered where that sobriquet originated...

ThinkingFree comments on Jul 16, 2022:

I love the asshat one. These are great. Thanks, Z.

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2022:

Glad you liked 'em.

Sometimes, I don't want to be a good boy either.

Garban comments on Jul 16, 2022:

Thanks, I needed that.

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2022:

NP. ;)

Co-conspirators are fair game here in the pinata, no?

Garban comments on Jul 15, 2022:

As long as you don’t push a slate of alternative electors, we’ll forgive you. 😉

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

Uh oh!

Ketchup throwing as a spectator sport, and some lying SCOTUS memes.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 15, 2022:

That last one!!!!!

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

Yeah, they all sure fooled us, didn't they? Scumbags.

Capitol Rioter's Lawyer Whines That Committee Hearings Are 'Poisoning' Jury Pool [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Lawyers will try to pull some shit, won't they? LOL

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Nobody likes them until they need one.

I always wondered where that sobriquet originated...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Hey look the Texas governor's official hat.....

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

All hat, no cattle.

How I crave seeing this classless traitor behind bars.

Garban comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Why don’t the Republicans want to watch the January 6, commission hearings? I think ALL of the witness have been republicans, just like FUX news.🥴

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

See, now you are making an argument that makes objective sense. They just care about what they know in their hearts, facts or insider testimony notwithstanding. Very strong confirmation bias in these folks, they don't want to listen because, well, they don't want to listen. "We are right regardless of who testifies in your show trial".

How I crave seeing this classless traitor behind bars.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Maybe one day we can stomp the religious right into oblivion!

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

I'd love to see it, but I am afraid these dipshits will always be with us in one form or another.

I always wondered where that sobriquet originated...

Garban comments on Jul 15, 2022:

I’m stealing Norg for my engineer friends.😉

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

Feel free. I stole it myself.

So now the Secret Service is covering for them too? What the hell!

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Is there a link to a story?

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@NHjulie Money talks....this really blows.

Ketchup throwing as a spectator sport, and some lying SCOTUS memes.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Wish that midnight train would hurry up!!

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2022:

You have a LOT of company.