I've stop trying; it never works.

Robecology comments on May 8, 2019:

Tell that to a teacher. A successful one. We have our biggest discussions with "believers"...from Evolution to cheating on a test....and, although this is basically true; we don't give up. That's what makes a teacher stick to the profession.

zeuser replies on May 8, 2019:

Highly commendable. I'm glad you have the temperment.

I've stop trying; it never works.

Cutiebeauty comments on May 8, 2019:

Yes but we still try...

zeuser replies on May 8, 2019:

You're more persistent than I am. I gave up.

Perhaps atheists need religion to exist to justify their position.

zeuser comments on May 5, 2019:

Without any religion, everybody would be an atheist by default, no? Did I miss something, or is there more context to this than I can detect?

zeuser replies on May 5, 2019:

@Geoffrey51 Well I guess that if everyone agrees there wasn't a god, there wouldn't be a term for it. Or a need. So I see what you mean.

Stealing this for cinco de Mayo.

Bigwavedave comments on May 5, 2019:

Lol thanks. I see we are both in Cary.

zeuser replies on May 5, 2019:

I'm in Royal Oaks. Been in Cary for 32 years.

I am with my family for the weekend, for my younger brother's graduation.

zeuser comments on May 5, 2019:

Well that was a dick move. Blow it off for your brother's sake, and text them to text you back when they get there. If they don't do it, go to a bar. 8-)

zeuser replies on May 5, 2019:

@GregM Attaboy!

I'm a middle school Science teacher.

greyeyed123 comments on May 5, 2019:

Would you feel the same if they all said they did not believe in Zeus?

zeuser replies on May 5, 2019:

Hey now, I'm as real as it gets. 8-)

A little history Bill Barr ought to keep in mind.

MrLink comments on May 2, 2019:

How long did John Mitchell spend in prison?

zeuser replies on May 3, 2019:

19 months

A little history Bill Barr ought to keep in mind.

Freedompath comments on May 2, 2019:

Great reminder! Let the law rule! I can live with that!

zeuser replies on May 2, 2019:

I dunno if I can live without it.

Barr splutters, deflects in viral questioning by Kamala Harris [sfgate.

zeuser comments on May 1, 2019:

Sweet!! I reeeeally like Senator Harris. I'd love to see the talking yam onstage with her in a debate, wouldn't you? Cmon, you know you would. 😉

zeuser replies on May 2, 2019:

@Healthydoc70 So far,I'm with her. If uncle Joe gets it, I'll be with him.

A little history Bill Barr ought to keep in mind.

jerry99 comments on May 2, 2019:

Amazing that anyone is still willing to work for this criminal enterprise! No surprise that all the semi-intelligent ones have resigned.

zeuser replies on May 2, 2019:

@EMC2 You're onto something here. I think it's pretty clear all these guys are compromised, which is a nice way of saying bought and paid for. We are watching a coup in slow motion on the republic. I keep hoping I can come to another conclusion. But here we are.

A little history Bill Barr ought to keep in mind.

Redheadedgammy comments on May 2, 2019:

Let's hope Barr suffers the same fate!

zeuser replies on May 2, 2019:

Eventually, they all will.

Barr splutters, deflects in viral questioning by Kamala Harris [sfgate.

zeuser comments on May 1, 2019:

Sweet!! I reeeeally like Senator Harris. I'd love to see the talking yam onstage with her in a debate, wouldn't you? Cmon, you know you would. 😉

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

@chalupacabre He'd lose before he ever took the stage.

Two sides of the excretory process.

LucyLoohoo comments on May 1, 2019:

Words can't express how much I dislike seeing photos of THAT MOUTH! UGH!

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

Well, from now on, keep this meme in mind whenever you take a dump. 😉

This presidency is going to be made into a movie in a few years.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

Sounds more like a TV series than a movie.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

His TV series is what got us into this train wreck to begin with.

This presidency is going to be made into a movie in a few years.

St-Sinner comments on May 1, 2019:

There are many movies and TV Series made of the politics, romance, affairs, corruption, murders in the White House, CIA and Congress. We need something more drastic to make it an attractive movie material. A TV Documentary? Very possible, but a movie, I think not. I do not think there would be a ...

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

If they can make a movie about Dick Cheyney (a pretty good one too, BTW), they can make a dandy one about this shit show of an administration.

This presidency is going to be made into a movie in a few years.

bobwjr comments on May 1, 2019:

Yeah but who would play Orange buffoon

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

I wonder if the orangutan from "Every Which Way but Loose" has a son who's still in show business.

Jeepers .

zeuser comments on May 1, 2019:

You mean like your post?

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

@Aryn Ah, I see the difference.

I intend to live forever, or die trying....Groucho Marx.

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2019:

"These are my principles. And if you don't like them, well, I have others." The one, the only....

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

@Marionville There are a million good lines from Groucho, and none of them are a bad choice to post.

Student says Trump backers recruited him for Buttigieg smear [apnews.

Freedompath comments on May 1, 2019:

I read that yesterday on two different news sources. It was investigated by the Daily Beast and and pretty much checked out! Those two pundits who attempted the scheme are always trying to pull something like this. They tricked a woman into reporting that Mueller somehow sexually assaulted her, and...

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

@Freedompath The attitude is win at any cost, truth be damned. Lie if you are caught and lie some more if you aren't. There are plenty of criminals in the democratic party too, don't fool yourself, but these republican tricksters are raising the bar for shameless, ethics-free, truth-free personal attacks.

Who knew penis pasta was a thing?

Kynlei comments on May 1, 2019:

What kind of market carries dick shaped pasta? I can see that being at a more adult-themed shop, but not a regular place you'd buy food from.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

Trader Dick's. Heh.

Student says Trump backers recruited him for Buttigieg smear [apnews.

Freedompath comments on May 1, 2019:

I read that yesterday on two different news sources. It was investigated by the Daily Beast and and pretty much checked out! Those two pundits who attempted the scheme are always trying to pull something like this. They tricked a woman into reporting that Mueller somehow sexually assaulted her, and...

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

Yeah, I thought Wohl's name looked familiar. I remember that he and his minions are incompetent at this, didn't he provide a phone number or something for reporters to call and corroborate the Mueller smear attempt and it turned out to be his number? Or something like that.

I'm sure I only need one guess... [blogs.edweek.org] I'm detecting a pattern here (sarcasm)

taichifan comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Bosa is a Trump supporter who has liked racist tweets etc now cleaned up, however Trump advised him to be true to himself. Bosa has said that he has changed.

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2019:

Well, he's going to SF where they don't much like the talking yam and his base, so while I applaud Bosa if he really has had a change of heart, there is a whiff of opportunism there too.

If this has been posted here today then I missed it.

altschmerz comments on Apr 29, 2019:

See, regarding babies "born alive" after an attempted abortion, when you watch nothing but Fox News and read nothing but Breitbart, you don't know what actual experts are saying. And Trump himself wouldn't comprehend what they say even if he did read or hear it.

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2019:

I doubt he comprehends half of what *HE* says. And honestly, sometimes neither do I.

If this has been posted here today then I missed it.

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2019:

I don't think he's fundamentally capable of telling the truth, he just can't do it. His biggest problem: to continuously always top himself he has to reach for bigger and bigger lies. His followers don't care, and you're right, a lot of them actually believe his horseshit.

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2019:

@Freedompath I wouldn't put cold blooded murder past him, except he's too much of a wuss to do it himself.

I guess there could be a bronze for a 3 way.

lerlo comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Who knew Barbie was that bright? :) I'm surprised she didnt ask him for the serial number of his condom...and when he was puzzled say, "oh I guess you never unrolled one that far. ;)

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2019:

I'm stealing that. Heh.

I guess there could be a bronze for a 3 way.

birdingnut comments on Apr 28, 2019:

It's funny, but crude and lewd.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2019:

Hey, it's a play on words. And you have to take risks for comedy. 8-)

Despite being atheist, im pretty sure I 100% believe in Tarot cards.

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2019:

People are wired to detect patterns, even when patterns don't exist. Whether it's Tarot cards, tea leaves, planetary motion, reading entrails or casting wands, people see things in the patterns, and those usually reflect a hopeful desire in the pattern reader being "confirmed" by the pattern. As a ...

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2019:

@Healthydoc70 Yeah, you got it. And it's never a bad idea to go watch Carlin.

I just wanted to get some other opinions on this.

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2019:

This characteristic is not limited to spiritual non denominational types. There are plenty of people who have very strong opinions based on nothing who like to appear reasonable, but will not abide any difference of opinion. Usually, logic is not involved, let alone evidence. Here are some steps to ...

zeuser replies on Apr 27, 2019:

@GregM it sure seems that way.

If I was to make a sculpture of a half naked, bleeding woman, nailed to a cross and distributing a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Well, I wouldn't. However, you may have the marketing skills to make a buck with it, so don't let my opinion stop you. 8-)

zeuser replies on Apr 27, 2019:

@zesty I dunno, the more I think about it, there might be a huge demand for this sort of thing. The people who get surgery to add horns to their foreheads come to mind. Not sure how many of them there are, but this might be just the thing for them. They've already been talked into a bad idea, so you don't even have to warm them up. Heh.

400-year-old Bible stolen from US found in Netherlands

Novelty comments on Apr 26, 2019:

I kind of like this Bible due to it being really weird, I mean the Bible is weird but this one takes the cake. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Gigas

zeuser replies on Apr 27, 2019:

This is just one of the millions of things I never came across before. Fascinating backstory and a beautifully rendered book, containing more than just the mythology.

@Admin, I come home to find this! Kessie swears it was addressed to her but she doesn't even have a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2019:

You have to admit, it looks good on her! Congrats on the level up. Kessie looks like she needs some cheese. 8-)

zeuser replies on Apr 24, 2019:

@Lutherzme I haven't met a pooch yet who doesn't.

I used to think christian music stations were just idle attempts of recruitment but after working as...

Jk1960 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Ask them to switch to country, they have 24 songs

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2019:

@MaxPower Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison And I went to pick her up in the rain But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got run ned over by a damned old train David Allan Coe - Actually a pretty good song. https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/davidallancoe/youneverevencallmebymyname.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAOVRkSCWmg

Trump's New Enemy: Survivors of Sexual Violence

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 23, 2019:

There is no low trump and his minions will not go to. I am so ashamed of my Country and the people who put him in office. My two so called Senators, Cornyn and Cruz could give a flying fuck so I don't bother with either of them.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2019:

We got Tillis and Burr here, and they ain't much better,

Many thanks to the operators of this site for my stylish t-shirt and cool pen.

Green_eyes comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Congratulations, post a pic.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2019:

8-)

Many thanks to the operators of this site for my stylish t-shirt and cool pen.

Green_eyes comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Congratulations, post a pic.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2019:

I thought I did. But let's fix that right now.

Now let me get this straight...

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 21, 2019:

So, do you believe Any part of it?

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2019:

Nope.

Oreos would be perfect.

lerlo comments on Apr 20, 2019:

what's got 84 legs and 12 teeth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert...

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@lerlo yeah, you're right. 😊

Oreos would be perfect.

lerlo comments on Apr 20, 2019:

what's got 84 legs and 12 teeth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert...

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2019:

Hey now, *I've* been to a Willie Nelson concert. 🤣

He's going today?

Novelty comments on Apr 20, 2019:

That's like the line I heard about George W. Bush, he studied Spanish for two years because he was planning to visit Brazil. But they don't speak Spanish in Brazil, they speak Portuguese.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@LenHazell53 Harmless? Well he seemed that way sometimes, but let's not get too revisionist here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Iraq_War

Oreos would be perfect.

ProudMerrie comments on Apr 20, 2019:

You can leave them out for me too.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2019:

You got it! 😜

Is it true or am i dreaming? Is he fucked & fired?!

mcgeo52 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Between what is in the Mueller report, which absolutely does not exonerate him, and his tax returns, which Congress will have soon, and the various other investigations at the state and federal level, it's just a matter of time. It is also a matter of timing. I would not put it past Nancy Pelosi ...

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 She didn't ask me,but if she did, I'd agree with this strategy.

Well just what the hell, Alabama? [patheos.com]

LucyLoohoo comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Is Roy Moore involved with this?

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2019:

Good question. Wouldn't surprise me a bit if he was.

Well just what the hell, Alabama? [patheos.com]

Elganned comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Vesting the powers of the state in a religious institution. Bound to be challenged in court. And the answer to your question is, "It's Alabama. What do you expect?"

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2019:

I get that this probably won't stand up against a court challenge, and I know all about the non-existent relationship between Alabama and progressive thought. Still, it's the sheer audacity to try to pull this crap in plain view that sets me back just a bit.

Have you ever seen these guys in the same room? Just sayin'.

Mofo1953 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Not sure if exactly the same person, but definitely sure they are made of the same fecal matter.

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2019:

Yeah, you're right.

Have you ever seen these guys in the same room? Just sayin'.

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 13, 2019:

The answer, I'm hoping to see them all in the same court-room.

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue I don't think that was this guy. If it was, then yeah, you're right.

Have you ever seen these guys in the same room? Just sayin'.

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 13, 2019:

The answer, I'm hoping to see them all in the same court-room.

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2019:

Me too, although the doctor seems like he is just a harmless putz.

Funniest thing I've read today.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Well I just feel fucking awful. Thoughts and prayers, you crook.

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2019:

@Freedompath that ship's already sailed, hon.

That strawberry business...

Mofo1953 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Wow a pretty old reference.

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2019:

It applies here. What we need is the actual mutiny.

That strawberry business...

wordywalt comments on Apr 12, 2019:

He is off his rocker much more than Captain Queg.g

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2019:

@of-the-mountain yeah, acting like he knows what he's doing. Half of his cabinet is acting too. ?

That strawberry business...

wordywalt comments on Apr 12, 2019:

He is off his rocker much more than Captain Queg.g

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2019:

Yeah, and he's a way shittier actor than Bogey too.

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

An evil cu...bitch.

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

I think you were on the right track originally.

You can see this coming. [newyorker.com]

Freedompath comments on Apr 10, 2019:

This is satirical, right? If so, this really is just confusing the landscape! What if this is all that a person caught at some point! Now, we are all loosing it! How, are people ever going to know what they are standing up for? If the media plays ‘willy nilly,’ with the real news and fake news?

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

This is Borowitz in the New Yorker, it's pure satire. The probability that someone sees this and mistakes it for actual news, especially in this group, in pretty low.

You can see this coming. [newyorker.com]

Jk1960 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

So what is wrong with this. In a true capitalist state you should be able to buy why you can afford. Rich people should be able to buy what they want. If they are rich then they are smart if not they wouldn’t be rich. No where does it say everything will be fair. I mean I was born in the us....

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

Sounds like you are channeling Paul Ryan.

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Elganned comments on Apr 10, 2019:

What do you want to bet she'll open a Christian Adoption Company to take all those adoring little nits...er, I mean *unaccompanied children* and place them in nice, loving homes. For a profit, of course--this *is* America, after all...

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

That fit her MO, all right.

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Freedompath comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Her life will never be the same...I feel empathy for her on the one hand...I see that she attempted to make a difference...and then she attempted to use her non-existent influence...and was only ‘used,’ then she was discarded as if she never existed! This is what happens, when you fly to close ...

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

No matter how hard she scrubs, that stink will be with her forever.

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Robecology comments on Apr 10, 2019:

I don't know if that's her just kissing up to DJT for fame and fortune...or is she sincerely racist/hationalist? I think she's got a good attitude; She seems too smart to work with him.... I think she was enforcing his BS - but got sick of it.... But she's a good looking A...kisser. isn't...

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

At the very least, she's missing a moral compass. Because if she did things she didn't think was right, a moral compass wouldn't let her do them.

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Larry-new comments on Apr 10, 2019:

The witch hunt ends here.

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

Yeah, they caught one, right?

Trump told border patrol agents to defy law, block migrants: CNN [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I'd actually like some of these goons start breaking laws and getting marched to jail, especially if they can prove they were acting under illegally issued orders by the orange capo. That would be one way to catch him.

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2019:

@chalupacabre No, it's the same kind of cowardly chicken hawk behavior, he tells other people to do some dirty work then says he never told them to do it. It's a behavioral pattern, really.

Silly me, I ignored the warnings.

LucyLoohoo comments on Apr 6, 2019:

OH, NOOOO! Good thing we have such a wonderful health care system......

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo No kidding? I was in the database end of marketing for a software company. Not much spinning there.

Silly me, I ignored the warnings.

LucyLoohoo comments on Apr 6, 2019:

OH, NOOOO! Good thing we have such a wonderful health care system......

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2019:

That's what you call spin. Heh.

Silly me, I ignored the warnings.

EllenDale comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I rarely laugh outloud when I'm alone at home, but I'm sure neighbors heard this one. Thanks for the post, Zeus.

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2019:

Good. I try.?

Study: Poor African Americans in the Deep South Are Most Likely to Be Audited By the IRS

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Don't go where the real fraud occurs. Harass the powerless. Classic class suppression.

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@Carin yeah, you're right.

Spooky laughter

davers comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Well now I know what ectoplasm actually is.

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2019:

come again? LOL

They never did figure it out either.

dave1459 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Did,'t they change it to BCE before the common era?

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2019:

You got me. I just posted it for the gag.

This is funny, but it has an important embedded message.

Merseyman1 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Great! It should be like that...

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2019:

No argument from me there.

"Throughout history, every mystery that's ever been solved has turned out to be.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

You're onto something here, GK.

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@GuyKeith yeah, sad but true. Persistence is important. History hinges on small individual acts.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg's Christian grace, humility message is necessary

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

The more I hear about this guy, the more I like him. I hope I like his policy ideas as much as I like him personally.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@KKGator Or if they cheat again. And they will.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg's Christian grace, humility message is necessary

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

The more I hear about this guy, the more I like him. I hope I like his policy ideas as much as I like him personally.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@KKGator Well, the talking yam smears himself, and his moronic followers love it. So I dunno if that tactic works in reverse. Mayor Pete seems like he wants to rise above it. We'll see how that plays out.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg's Christian grace, humility message is necessary

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

The more I hear about this guy, the more I like him. I hope I like his policy ideas as much as I like him personally.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@KKGator My only concern is electability, and the American electorate has given new ideas support in the past. But the republican smear machine, bolstered by Fox and naked bigotry, will be a formidable obstacle.

This is satire, but you know, it's not a bad idea. [patheos.com]

Silver1wun comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Just declaring public distraction and propagation to be obscene or public indecency would be great. Make religion like sex: O.K. between consenting adults in private places but not to perform in public. People could invite others out on 'dates' to learn about Jesus, Mohammed et al or over to ...

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2019:

I believe they already have glory holes, but it's not like you are describing. Heh.

In the future when the damage is fully apparent and even the idiots try to distance themselves from ...

St-Sinner comments on Apr 2, 2019:

a low life man, can't imagine how women marry this fuck

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2019:

The answer to most difficult questions, including this one, is money.

Put a sock in it????

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

So sock it to them, yeah?

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@HankSherman Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In.

Anyone favour a mirror site to this one, but just for atheists and agnostics?

Novelty comments on Apr 1, 2019:

I think believers should be welcomed. They can learn here.

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2019:

If they behave themselves. I don't go to evangelical sites and tell everyone how stupid they are, so religious members here ought not proselytize or judge.

Anyone favour a mirror site to this one, but just for atheists and agnostics?

mordant comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Agnostic.com really already is the mirror site you speak of. The perceived problem is the humanist.com mirror site, all of whose users are on both sites, brining in theists. However I am not sure this is the real problem. Most of the god-botherers I have bumped into are just poorly set up scammer...

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2019:

I agree. I have a lot of confidence that the general population can handle the scammers and pin headed trolls on our own, with occasional support from the group and site admins. Having said that, if someone went to the trouble of creating a site like that and spent the time and effort promoting it, I'd take a look. But I'm with Mordant, it's not necessary.

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Athena comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm not easily offended and this post is no exception. However, the word "slut" in the context of something we consider funny might be something we should reconsider. The idea that "slut" is in reference to a woman, requiring clarification when referencing men, i.e., man slut; man whore, is ...

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@coralisthree It's a different context, and the area where you live makes a difference, but I did it with "polak". And not everyone has the same epiphany.

The white house lawyers are going over the Mueller report verrry carefully.

Charlene comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I wonder if Guiliani is snockered..lol

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

He sure sounds that way, doesn't he?

The white house lawyers are going over the Mueller report verrry carefully.

MojoDave comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Mainstream media says the WH won't see the report, or redact anything before Congress sees it. Congress is demanding to see the entire Report with nothing redacted!

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

Let's see if it happens. If they catch you in an active cover-up attempt, that can be worse than if it all came out.

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Athena comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm not easily offended and this post is no exception. However, the word "slut" in the context of something we consider funny might be something we should reconsider. The idea that "slut" is in reference to a woman, requiring clarification when referencing men, i.e., man slut; man whore, is ...

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@Athena I get what you mean. It's a valid point. Words have power. To be fair, I've never been characterized as either a slut or a stud. A stiff, but that's different. Thanks for your commentary. I'll try to be more circumspect.

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Athena comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm not easily offended and this post is no exception. However, the word "slut" in the context of something we consider funny might be something we should reconsider. The idea that "slut" is in reference to a woman, requiring clarification when referencing men, i.e., man slut; man whore, is ...

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

I considered that prior to posting. Since the gag was at the expense of the guy who presumably said it, I went with it. You have to take a few risks for humor, and I think the folks here can differentiate between crudity for its own sake and a play on words indirectly criticizing the use of a problematic word and the guy who used it. I'm sorry it bothered you. ?

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Elaine57 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

So funny. I was married to a man who would actually say such irreverant types of comments. He embarrassed me on more than one ocassion.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

Sounds like you got rid of him. Good move.

Here's a delightful coincidence, we're tired of his lard ass too! [rawstory.com]

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm so tired of his orange visage...

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

Me too!

Good job @SiteSupport for fixing the reaction glitch. That was quick for a Saturday. 8-)

CeliaVL comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Not fixed for me yet.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

Works on my PC, but not on the app last I checked. Try using a browser.

Surprised the hell out of me!

EMC2 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

I keep looking around , as most liberals do, where is the camera. We are on Candid Camera and the vast number of citizens that support Trump are just joshing us. No was is it possible for people to be soooooo stupid and still function. Where is the fucking camera, I need to see it now, This ...

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2019:

Unfortunately, they are serious.

Rhett Butler would have approved

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Things are about to get a little hairy.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@ToolGuy Yeah, I guess that's not a given anymore.

How many here would settle for this arrangement?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

My late mother, who expressed herself in a very earthy fashion, told me that couples stay together "as long as you are both willing to swallow each other's shit". It is always a crap shoot in that respect.

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@JackPedigo That means swallowing on both sides. Someone always has to swallow more. Everybody happy with what each has to swallow? The relationship survives.

And we're off and running for Benghazi 2.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Like network TV, which is evidently the model we are now using to run our government, if it gets good ratings, produce a spinoff. The ignorant "base" loves this shit. It was once the case that we valued intelligence and creativity. Ah the good old days, back when people were literate and proud of ...

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Point taken. It seems like there is more of a pride in ignorance these days and an increasing contempt for any objective knowledge that my observation maybe didn't convey. But yeah, anti - intellectualism and science denial are not new.

And we're off and running for Benghazi 2.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Like network TV, which is evidently the model we are now using to run our government, if it gets good ratings, produce a spinoff. The ignorant "base" loves this shit. It was once the case that we valued intelligence and creativity. Ah the good old days, back when people were literate and proud of ...

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@SeaGreenEyez I don't hate it, I truly can't comprehend how it's changing so badly for the worse.

Trump isn’t smart enough to understand how the Supreme Court is about to disempower the presidency...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

This is some scary shit. As powerful as the oligarchy is right now, things will get Russia -level worse because the president is an idiot. I understand Costa Rica is friendly to American expats.

zeuser replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@camne Thanks.

Anyone wanna come with me to Dick's Sporting Goods? I need a witness!!😅😂😅

Marcel3405 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Dicks burgers. A local delicacy to sink your teeth in

zeuser replies on Mar 23, 2019:

It's quarter pounder, but if you rub the ketchup in, it turns into a half pounder.

It's done. [cnn.com]

KKGator comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Nothing is "done". Mueller's report is just the beginning. AG Barr has it, and 45's in Florida. Will 45 go back to DC, or will Barr fly to Mar-A-Lago? Or is 45 so confident, he just plays more golf? The DoJ does NOT have to release the report to anyone. At this point, the most Congress can do...

zeuser replies on Mar 22, 2019:

You nailed it on all counts.

Woman wants Trump as Dictator for America and Bannon applauds.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 21, 2019:

That bitch is crazy!

zeuser replies on Mar 21, 2019:

He's trying, but he isn't yet.

Hiding...…..

Merseyman1 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

A divorce cheaper?!

zeuser replies on Mar 20, 2019:

You don't know how much I am at the bar.

I thought for a fleeting second that our putz junior Senator here in North Kackalacky had grown a ...

Charlene comments on Mar 14, 2019:

No Kackalacky is either No.Carolina or No Dakota..hmmm

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@Bigwavedave I've lived in Cary since 1987. It's been an adventure. ?

I thought for a fleeting second that our putz junior Senator here in North Kackalacky had grown a ...

Bigwavedave comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I cant believe you were fooled. Even for a living second. He is such a fool. You know maybe we can switch both NC senators

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Oh I am all in there.

I thought for a fleeting second that our putz junior Senator here in North Kackalacky had grown a ...

Charlene comments on Mar 14, 2019:

No Kackalacky is either No.Carolina or No Dakota..hmmm

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2019:

I've actually been to North Dakota, but the North Kackalacky I know and love is the land of the pine pollen, outer banks, and pulled pork.

i hope there are not many repeats in these memes

LoneDestiny comments on Mar 14, 2019:

And they seemed so eager to get that signature. Who’s teaching morals to some people?! Larry Flynt?!

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2019:

At least Larry Flynt was a firm supporter of the first amendment.

Just on news manaford received 3.

mcgeo52 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

And I understand that he may also be facing charges in Virginia and Illinois.

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Yeah, as soon as they sentenced him he was hit with another 13 or 14 indictments.

Roger Stone’s Attorneys Respond to Ticked Off Judge: Sorry We Gave You the Wrong Idea About the ...

KKGator comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Roger Stone really is a lowlife piece of shit. Just like everyone else in 45's orbit.

zeuser replies on Mar 12, 2019:

You have to admit, he's bad even considering the other criminals.

Looking forward to International Atheist Day!

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Around my house, every day is atheist day. We celebrate life before death. 😊 Usually with wine. 🍷

zeuser replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@artistrobfuller We are legion. 😁

For sure.

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2019:

They all freaked when he wore a frigging tan suit, FFS.

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2019:

@HippieChick58 You're probably right!