Manipulate, Lie, Manipulate, Lie.... [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

I've listened to the whole tape It wasn't easy, believe me. This is one hundred percent accurate, he did all of these things in that hour. The difference between this and his usual obnoxiously criminal behavior is that this time he was caught on tape doing it. I hope that all the other state ...

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo That's gonna be in someone's future book, I'd bet on it. Or maybe we'll get to hear it in sworn testimony in open court. Would that be a nice present?

What do you expect to be achieved by this week's pro-Trump DC rally?

rainmanjr comments on Jan 4, 2021:

I’m tired to death of this election and this nation.

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2021:

Me too. *sigh*

Manipulate, Lie, Manipulate, Lie.... [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

I've listened to the whole tape It wasn't easy, believe me. This is one hundred percent accurate, he did all of these things in that hour. The difference between this and his usual obnoxiously criminal behavior is that this time he was caught on tape doing it. I hope that all the other state ...

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2021:

@AnneWimsey Politico reports that all the folks in the Secretary's office agreed it would be wise to tape the call with Trump based on a prior call by Lindsey Graham, who tried to talk them into changing the tally. Evidently, the white house called the Secretary's office 18 times before they accepted this call.

"I think women should live together/build families together and have men on the side for fucking."

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Would being the "side dude" be a paid position?

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2021:

@whiskywoman I can work with that. LOL

Somehow, I don't think this guy ever took an "ecneics" class. Or an English class, for that matter!

RoyMillar comments on Jan 4, 2021:

to much down covid time ,

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2021:

Too much meth.

Trump Demands Georgia Sec of State Find 11,800 Votes for Him Rather than denounce President ...

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

I am 53 minutes into this call. Lordy, our POTUS is a gibbering lunatic, a crude bully, and an intellectual void. JFC

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2021:

@johnnyrobish He's gone too far, and he is also too far gone. We should throw a net over this idiot and sedate him.

Just keep this in mind before you criticize!

Surfpirate comments on Jan 3, 2021:

This is why the rich criminals rarely get caught, better resources and planning.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2021:

If you have the cash, you hire a hit man. End of problem 🤣

How is this even close to legal? [washingtonpost.com]

chalupacabre comments on Jan 3, 2021:

I appreciated the Secretary of State standing up for himself, but felt that he allowed the call to go continue too long.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2021:

I guess you don't hang up on the president, even if he is a flaming lunatic assbag.

Fluffy waiting for her human to return...

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2021:

I'm thinking her human probably doesn't have any problem with mice. Maybe squirrels too.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Awwww, I LIKE rabbits.

Come again?

joeandbarb comments on Jan 3, 2021:

His mother was a virgin! Thats why three strange men showed up when he was born

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2021:

With gifts, no less. Joseph was heard to say "The fuck are you guys?"

From what I have read, Dump is going to have his next superspreader tonight with 500 invitations to ...

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2020:

I heard he isn't even going to be there because he wanted to get back to Washington to lobby for lawmakers to overturn the election on the 6th. He is persistent, I gotta give him that. Foolish and mentally unhinged, sure, but persistent to a fault.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2020:

@Diogenes I believe that would be, if the word means what I think it means, beyond just foolish.

Are you wondering why so many "vulnerable" Republican senators won lopsided victories?

mcgeo52 comments on Dec 31, 2020:

McConnell is pushing for a full investigation of the election as a condition of upping the stimulus checks to $2,000. Maybe we should let him have it.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2020:

Not while these crooks are in a position to appoint the commission members.

Are you wondering why so many "vulnerable" Republican senators won lopsided victories?

UrsiMajor comments on Dec 30, 2020:

That's easy. Democrats have always sucked at marketing. With slogans like "Defund the police", it's amazing we don't have 4 more years of 45.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2020:

You are quite correct. I've been making this same point for a while. It's why the Lincoln Project was so successful. Sure the republicans behind it knew how to fight dirty, however, they also understood branding, audience segmentation, messaging, social media, and the power of innuendo.

I love the way Dominion has made all these liars STFU and retract themselves. [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Yeah, but the well is already poisoned, the wide coalition of morons now believes all the claims the other morons are making, but not proving.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@Mofo1953 I sure hope you're right, bro.

I love the way Dominion has made all these liars STFU and retract themselves. [businessinsider.com]

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I do too and wish more businesses and people would do the same. When lying right wingers start their smear campaigns, they should either put up or shut up. I wish Hillary and Hunter to name two, started suing these assholes for defamation, etc.

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2020:

Proving defamation when you are a public figure is difficult. You have to quantify the harm. Corporations can point to lower revenue. It's infuriating, I know.

I love the way Dominion has made all these liars STFU and retract themselves. [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Yeah, but the well is already poisoned, the wide coalition of morons now believes all the claims the other morons are making, but not proving.

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@Mofo1953 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

Just a reminder that some things are true no matter what year it is.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I agree with many but the homeopathy claim is hard to accept. I grew up on homeopathy and never went to an allopath except for childhood vaccinations. My entire neighborhood trusted the homeopaths. This claim against homeopaths and chiropractors are spread by the medical associations who do not want...

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@St-Sinner That sounds like something you might want to put in a post of your own.

Just a reminder that some things are true no matter what year it is.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I agree with many but the homeopathy claim is hard to accept. I grew up on homeopathy and never went to an allopath except for childhood vaccinations. My entire neighborhood trusted the homeopaths. This claim against homeopaths and chiropractors are spread by the medical associations who do not want...

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2020:

Whatever works for you, Saint.

Actually a wild one would do!

JackPedigo comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Funny you should mention this (another memory jog). My sister/brother-in-law once found a Racoon that fallen out of a tree and adopted him. They were allowed to keep it for 1 year and then turn it in to be re-wiled. Here's a couple of pictures of Bubba. This was in Texass and Bubba often got into ...

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2020:

Much better than an engagement ring, trust me. LOL

Tweety is growing much more agitated lately and it now seems he's growing a scrotum under his chin.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Doubtful that he has ever even read Balzac!

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2020:

I doubt he ever mastered reading "Fun with Dick and Jane".

Just hang on, let's check the odometers on both of the them first.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Lol, 40 years ago were what you want called cougars? Maybe you could ask for a "Golden Girl"?

zeuser replies on Dec 24, 2020:

Forty years ago, I was 27, and so were they.

Just a smile for the skeptic agnostics :-D

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2020:

A nice picture of what we might accurately describe as my dating pool. *sigh*

zeuser replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@p-nullifidian Either that or try to make it more transactional. Or give up. I'm still trying to figure out what's best. LOL

“Many of us pursue pleasure with such haste that we hurry past it”...........Soren Kierkegaard.

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2020:

I hear they have a salve that works for some guys.

zeuser replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@yvilletom

29 Days Mother fucker!

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Yeah, there will be an entire parade of lasts in the coming month. I like how it's trending. LOL

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Working on it, hon. LOL

29 Days Mother fucker!

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Yeah, there will be an entire parade of lasts in the coming month. I like how it's trending. LOL

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Make it happen, Loo!

All holiday lore is based on fact.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Nice one big Z, looks like they are going to have a ball and what could they catch, athletes foot? :-D

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2020:

Putting the hose back in hosiery. LOL

All holiday lore is based on fact.

Willow_Wisp comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Female balls don’t compute.

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2020:

Hey, it's a metaphorical dick joke at Christmas. And honestly, who doesn't like those? LOL

When it snows in Philly, the need to set boundaries intensifies.

JackPedigo comments on Dec 18, 2020:

What happened to all the 'brotherly love' the city is supposed to have?

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2020:

@JackPedigo Like any other big city, you have to have some notion of where not to go.

When it snows in Philly, the need to set boundaries intensifies.

JackPedigo comments on Dec 18, 2020:

What happened to all the 'brotherly love' the city is supposed to have?

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2020:

I take it you've never been there. Or as they say on Broad Street, I got yer brotherly love, right here.

When it snows in Philly, the need to set boundaries intensifies.

DenoPenno comments on Dec 18, 2020:

This maybe be posted just for laughs but I don't think I would be parking in this spot.

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2020:

Good move. I guarantee you the guy who put the sign up was dead serious.

Art majors, this one's for you.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Just needs a little tape.

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@Beowulfsfriend Ok then. Tape that sucker up, Vinny!

Art majors, this one's for you.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Just needs a little tape.

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Did they have tape back then?

Appropriate title for him

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I hope he sees this and flees the country then finds out that his broke ass is not welcome anywhere in the free world.

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@BirdMan1 That would be ideal, no? I'll make some calls. LOL

Appropriate title for him

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I would revive public hangings for this guy and his enablers.

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Not bad, Loo. LOL

Appropriate title for him

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I hope he sees this and flees the country then finds out that his broke ass is not welcome anywhere in the free world.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2020:

I think Putin already has offered the lame duck orangutan asylum (which is an interesting double meaning here IMHO). Think of the propaganda value of having an ex president propagandizing on Russian soil. Maybe the proud twinks will join him there.

Presidential Records, and More? [rawstory.com]

chalupacabre comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I wish her luck with that, as I recall news articles describing how the administration would scrap records, if they were initiated to begin with, in particular regarding dealings with the Russians. Trump had previously decided that translators wouldn't even be permitted to tape or scribe notes of ...

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2020:

Even if the records that still exist can be recovered, I think you are right, they have illegally destroyed far more.

Absolutely beggars belief really!

BD66 comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Stalin was worse than Putin, Trump, and Johnson combined.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2020:

He would have LOVED this pandemic.

Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

azzow2 comments on Dec 15, 2020:

A nene nestled on a wapiti.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@glennlab An elk is quite a bit different than a moose. They are two different animals. I don't know if the word wapiti refers only to elk, but that's what I always thought. When I saw this picture, I imagined the goose was in a movie playing Rocky on top of Bullwinkle with CGI enhancement coming in post production. .

Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

Kynlei comments on Dec 15, 2020:

I like this one better.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

Me too. :)

Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

A real spruce goose.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

Looks a little loose, yes?

Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

azzow2 comments on Dec 15, 2020:

A nene nestled on a wapiti.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

Well, I'm not from Canada - they will attest to that. And I am NOT a biologist. However, I believe that is a goose on a bull moose. The wapiti are no doubt unhappy to be left out of this shot. 8-)

Went to visit my dad this past weekend and stopped at a rest area along the way.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Dumbasses can be very persistent. Dumbass Nazi jerkoffs though, that's another dimension of stubborn.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

@JeffMurray Whoa. You and I need to thrash this out in a bar somewhere, with Ruth, with a nice white wine selection and Hendricks gin. We need to be talking strategy now, not tactics.

Went to visit my dad this past weekend and stopped at a rest area along the way.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Dumbasses can be very persistent. Dumbass Nazi jerkoffs though, that's another dimension of stubborn.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

@Freedompath We are not actually at war as it's commonly understood. But we ARE at war. Plus, you are correct about escalation. Not an easy answer, it may get easier if things get uglier. I dunno.

I guess that's not what she was expecting.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Sometimes, Uncle Cole just wants to feel...special, ok?

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot I guess the urge is overwhelming sometimes, but of course, you are correct. LOL

It's the only present I want.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 13, 2020:

What? No Erik?

zeuser replies on Dec 13, 2020:

He's probably taking the picture.

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. Herbert Spencer

yvilletom comments on Dec 12, 2020:

...law is to the selfish man, or to Donald Trump.

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Yeah. that's what I thought when I posted.

Sometimes, the myths can work in your favor.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Love it but Mitch eats shit and survives. That's the problem.

zeuser replies on Dec 11, 2020:

Yup.

Diaper Don - LMAO! [youtube.com] Rocky Mountain Mike

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 9, 2020:

"Six foot three?" In his DREAMS! And in his ''lifts!"

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2020:

And 239? Really? LOL

Do you get dark humor?

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:

There are still Russians who pine for the days of uncle Joe. Similarly, we will see the same phenomenon in the US soon for a different deposed murderous despot.

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2020:

@Moravian Too true.

Now watch what I do with your offer.

girlwithsmiles comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Apparently one of the guys at work recently got a phone call asking if he’d recently been involved in a car crash, he told them yes, died. They hung up on him! 😂

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2020:

@Petter The ones I get are robo calls. Haven't seen the tp pitch. Yet.

The truth hurts.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 9, 2020:

If he had so little money to spend, he was in the wrong store and department. The Dollar Store is always good for really cheap stuff. He should start there.

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy Anytime!

The truth hurts.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 9, 2020:

If he had so little money to spend, he was in the wrong store and department. The Dollar Store is always good for really cheap stuff. He should start there.

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2020:

Well, the characters you put into jokes are fictional, so they go where you put them to get a laugh. ;)

Taking pof to a different level

Wisterious comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Ever heard of the candiru fish? 😬😱 https://youtu.be/1b2hbY4PbSQ

zeuser replies on Dec 7, 2020:

Holy crap! That's enough to get someone to swear off seafood for a while!

[scotsman.com] The cost of theTrump family

mcgeo52 comments on Dec 6, 2020:

Keeping them all in prison will be a bargain compared to what they would cost us otherwise.

zeuser replies on Dec 6, 2020:

You're right! That ought to appeal to the budget hawks.

This guy is an appellate litigator admitted to practice in California, the Ninth Circuit and the ...

Shaggy2018 comments on Dec 4, 2020:

We really need to take the power to pardon away...no one person should have this power..

zeuser replies on Dec 4, 2020:

Don't take it away, it can be a force for good if it's used correctly. We need some rules.

This guy is an appellate litigator admitted to practice in California, the Ninth Circuit and the ...

Freedompath comments on Dec 4, 2020:

We have two enormous struggles happening all at once, the pandemic that keeps us on high alert and our democracy being undermined by ignorant citizens or criminal minded citizens. This is going to be ‘trying times’...even with a reasonable person as our leader. I feel weepy, as this ‘time’...

zeuser replies on Dec 4, 2020:

Yeah, it is up to each one of us to do whatever we can, every day.

While strolling through a park a female Salvation Army Officer see an elderly man sitting on a bench...

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2020:

She should tell the old gentleman to write down his address when he eventually makes his way home. LOL

zeuser replies on Dec 3, 2020:

@dartagnan6666 Hey, I can't solve all of the old guy's problems. LOL

Strategy session with the boss.

BirdMan1 comments on Dec 2, 2020:

Nah, Putin is not in the business of creating martyrs.

zeuser replies on Dec 2, 2020:

Yeah, but what about losers? LOL

Maybe this will work, ya think?

NHjulie comments on Dec 1, 2020:

I think we should start that campaign.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2020:

No lie, Julie, they came up with this themselves! The RNC is BEGGING them not to do it, Trump continues to undermine that. I love it.

Maybe this will work, ya think?

racocn8 comments on Dec 1, 2020:

As long as its the morons in the Republican Party putting this out. Given that they have, they have no standing to complain if they lose.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2020:

That won't stop 'em though. As I once read on the t-shirt of a guy with a red hat on, and I quote, *"Fuck your feelings!"*

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2020:

Yes, marriage is grand. But divorce is about 50 or 60 grand.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2020:

@Marionville Yeah, I know ALL about it. It's all good, though, it didn't kill me at least.

Maybe this will work, ya think?

DenoPenno comments on Dec 1, 2020:

This would work. BTW it seems Trump is going down there to further muck things up.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2020:

Good! Pour more poison down that well!

Christmas joke

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2020:

A copy of Strunk and White would be a plus too.

zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2020:

@JimG Yeah, you're right. *sigh*

Christmas joke

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2020:

A copy of Strunk and White would be a plus too.

zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2020:

@JimG Yeah, the Chicago Manual of Style would be a good idea too.

Ok, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

DharmaBum50 comments on Nov 29, 2020:

How lucky of the meme generator to find the "president" *in.* He's usually *out* golfing these days.

zeuser replies on Nov 29, 2020:

I guess that's why it's satire, a pure work of fiction. LOL

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I've found that the less I expect, the more thankful I am.

Triphid comments on Nov 28, 2020:

"He/she who expects a lot often appreciates NOTHING, he/she who expects little or nothing oft appreciates everything." - William Anthony, 2018.

zeuser replies on Nov 28, 2020:

You should post that in the Quotes group, it's a good one.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I've found that the less I expect, the more thankful I am.

Jolanta comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Not sure that thanks giving is a thing one should celebrate. It is somehow very insensitive to the Native Americans. Maybe it should be changed to something els.

zeuser replies on Nov 27, 2020:

They observe Indigenous People's Day the day after, what most folks call Black Friday. I think these days the holiday is more of a reminder to be personally grateful than it is a celebration of our invasion and genocide of the native American population.

An example of how, sometimes, conspiracy theories can be helpful. [huffpost.com]

chalupacabre comments on Nov 27, 2020:

I'm not convinced conspiracy theories impact that base. Feels like there's been more than ample evidence that the base is mostly comforted by stories that fit their narrative than with the facts that blow holes in those stories, and if you present them with those facts, you're part of the very ...

zeuser replies on Nov 27, 2020:

My guess would be they are easier to dupe with some goofy-ass conspiracy theory than with something that was less like their usual batshittery.

An example of how, sometimes, conspiracy theories can be helpful. [huffpost.com]

Theresa_N comments on Nov 27, 2020:

I love it. Conspiracy theories backfiring, who would have thought?

zeuser replies on Nov 27, 2020:

I know, right? LOL

An example of how, sometimes, conspiracy theories can be helpful. [huffpost.com]

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 27, 2020:

I’d love to see republicans stay home!!!

zeuser replies on Nov 27, 2020:

I saw another post, posted as a joke, that Georgia republicans should write in Trump for both elections and that would secure his winning the state. I like this boycott approach better, it's even more ridiculous and it plays into a republican strong point - reality denying conspiracy theories.

A Beautiful Eulogy

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2020:

I would be very glad to hear about the death of the Chump. Given the opportunity, I would visit his grave and do my happy dance on it.

zeuser replies on Nov 26, 2020:

@AnneWimsey And wear piss proof shoes. The area around the grave will be soggy.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I've found that the less I expect, the more thankful I am.

Holysocks comments on Nov 26, 2020:

I got a message from a cousin that is somewhat of an outcast. That was food for my heart.

zeuser replies on Nov 26, 2020:

Aw, that is fantastic.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I've found that the less I expect, the more thankful I am.

Surfpirate comments on Nov 26, 2020:

Nice to see people giving thanks to others who have helped to make a difference in their lives, real and tangible difference. So many people will be bowing their heads today and thanking a sky daddy that doesn't exist and wouldn't give a flying fuck at a rolling donut if he did.

zeuser replies on Nov 26, 2020:

I know. My kids and my ex, who joined me for the meal at my house today, are all atheists. So I gave the blessing. Something like "Jesus Fucking Christ this looks good, let's eat!" LOL

Our country just escaped from being subject to whining brat who always wants things his way or no ...

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 24, 2020:

We are still suffering from Reagan and Nixon so I’m pretty sure we’re fucked from Trump. BTW, what’s up with Trump’s hair and skin? Now he decides to go less clownish??

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2020:

Probably the product placement deals for free hair dye and bronzer dried up after he lost. That's why he hasn't been making public appearances.

Donald Trump is re-tweeting Randy Quaid! 🤣🤣🤣🤣:[twitter.

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I remember this douche-nozzle. He's crazier than a box full of scorpions on meth. No wonder he is sympatico with the mutant orangutan.

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2020:

@BTHT As much as he researches anything, which is to say zippo.

A serious headline from a serious news source had me laughing out loud.

Diagoras comments on Nov 23, 2020:

His lawyers have the same problem his white house press people have. They are expected to spin shit into gold. Sean Spicer is still hiding behind some bushes.

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2020:

I forgot about Spicey. He's probably holding up a cardboard sign at some interstate off ramp somewhere.

Melania dyed her hair blonde, put on 6 inch heeled boots and now up for decorating the fucking ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Maybe she's getting a new ''look'' in preparation for a new life? heh heh heh

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2020:

Probably the "escort agency" advertised for blondes.

Melania dyed her hair blonde, put on 6 inch heeled boots and now up for decorating the fucking ...

Theresa_N comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I feel sort of sorry for her. She invested all that time in something that didn't pan out. She's not really responsible for much that could get her indicted.

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. LOL I love it. You're right, of course.

Talk about lost in translation.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Well, you hear what you want to hear. BTW, this doesn't seem unreasonable to me. LOL

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot I recommend Maria Muldaur's album "Naughty, Bawdy, and Blue". You'll love it.

Talk about lost in translation.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Well, you hear what you want to hear. BTW, this doesn't seem unreasonable to me. LOL

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot Hah! No need to wonder about what he meant in that one. I wonder what he'd do if he had Astroglide instead of vaseline? I bet he could make it rhyme. :)

Talk about lost in translation.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Well, you hear what you want to hear. BTW, this doesn't seem unreasonable to me. LOL

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot Oh, that is one of my favorite CC songs. I'd juke box that bitch every chance I got when playing pool, especially mixed doubles. Ah, memories. Thanks, DMN.

PMS For 2024? [politics.theonion.com]

wordywalt comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Given the personalities of many female Republican politicians they should not have too much trouble finding a woman who can fit that description.

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2020:

Maybe Nikki "I'm an Indian Too" Haley? Nahhh.

Despite the scandal of the Westminster Govt.

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2020:

You put a vaccine into whippets, lots of stoners would take it. I would.

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@Moravian A lot of dentists use it to relax their patients during procedures. We'd empty them into a big balloon, one of the kinds with a rubber band on it that you were supposed to punch, and inhale the contents a little at a time. Intense, but short-lived, rush.

Would be fun and interesting

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Mommy isn't on it because I saw him kissing her.

zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Two kids talking at recess. "Did you ever see your mommy kissing Santa Claus on Christmas eve? " "Nope. But I saw her blowing Uncle Ted in the garage on the 4th of July. " Sorry.

Thanksgiving at the Disney staff party.

Word comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Turdonken - turkey, donald, chicken

zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Not cajun. Cage free! LOL

Thanksgiving at the Disney staff party.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

An old classic

zeuser replies on Nov 21, 2020:

This was the first time I saw it. It should be a Thanksgiving tradition, like Alice's Restaurant.

Before the coin shortage, there was this.

Wisterious comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Boo. That was baaad. 🤣

zeuser replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Pick out the ones you like! I will not be singing or dancing, this is it! LOL

Before the coin shortage, there was this.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Now they would be cutting them out!

zeuser replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Soon enough, that problem will be eliminated.

Ah, the afterglow.

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Maybe having sex and him losing Georgia a third time *simultaneously*? I'd be up for that.

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot Yeah, that could be right. Electulation? It's good to have a choice here. LOL

Despite the scandal of the Westminster Govt.

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2020:

You put a vaccine into whippets, lots of stoners would take it. I would.

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@Moravian Whippets, also known as whippits or whip-its, is a term used to describe the nitrous oxide charger that is used in whipped cream dispensers. These whipped cream canisters help push out the whipped cream, but they are not always just used for dessert.

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Gnarloc comments on Nov 19, 2020:

You obviously haven't cared for it properly, it's grown fungus!

zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2020:

That's pesto. LOL

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Man that looks good big Z, I would be happy to demolish it! :-D

zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge No worries, she is going to Pierre Trudeau. 🤣

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Wisterious comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Funny! I'll fwd that one to my favorite pun-sharing friend and preface it with, "What do you get when you cross puns with food?" Thanks

zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2020:

De nada. LOL

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Man that looks good big Z, I would be happy to demolish it! :-D

zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge Believe me, they recognize me. LOL

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Man that looks good big Z, I would be happy to demolish it! :-D

zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2020:

Hands off! It's for Santa!

This is a phenomenon with which I believe we all have some experience.

Budgie comments on Nov 18, 2020:

I would suggest even the dumbest bear is still smarter than the dumbest human.

zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2020:

That's easy to believe.

This is a phenomenon with which I believe we all have some experience.

TheDoubter comments on Nov 17, 2020:

residents in Durango CO have bear-proof garbage cans.

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2020:

I don't doubt that. But you can't press a metaphor too far.

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zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

HA! "You know how to pick 'em, buddy, you might as well put on a Jets hat" That was sad, but lordy it's funny. LOL

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@Pralina1 I know. I have mixed emotions about a lot more things these days than before.

Have you guys seen this member's posts? Here's a good example.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

I've never run into this nitwit. If I ever do, I will block.

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@Wisterious Be persistent. Change comes slowly. :)

I just heard that Guillani is getting $20,000.

bobwjr comments on Nov 17, 2020:

No his is taking the money and running but Trump is notorious for dodging bills

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2020:

You have to wonder why people willingly work for him anymore, they pretty much know they ain't getting their money.