Trump is the worst jobs president. [twitter.com]

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 27, 2020:

Bring Clinton back for a little while...

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty I liked Bill. He was NOT perfect. To Y-Tom's point, he was a bit conservative for me. The jobs created during his administration were driven by the dot com bubble, and collapsed into a mini recession not long after he left office. I was a hiring manager in high tech back then, and I had to advertise in newspapers in other cities to find recruits - everybody was trying to angle for the next hot IPO. They all eventually came back, but it wasn't easy for a while. Plus he did get that hummer. LOL

Trump is the worst jobs president. [twitter.com]

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 27, 2020:

Wonder how many ways the GOP will try to ''spin'' this?

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2020:

My guess, Loo, is they will lie about it, repeatedly, using projection, and blaming everybody but themselves. Just a hunch.

Trump is the worst jobs president. [twitter.com]

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 27, 2020:

Bring Clinton back for a little while...

zeuser replies on Aug 27, 2020:

Um, we sorta tried that last time around. It kinda backfired on us.

"Religious freedoms" is code for "I want to be able to be a bigoted control freak and not face any ...

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2020:

This shit reeeeeally sets me off. I'm triggered here, all right? All those small-minded smegma-smelling bigots should jam a bunch of sand up their arses.

zeuser replies on Aug 27, 2020:

@JayOleck38 Done!

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. - Steve Jobs

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 26, 2020:

How do you live somebody else's life?

zeuser replies on Aug 27, 2020:

Comparison is the thief of joy.

Man, I've gotta laugh! 😂 🤣 This is for only those who have the ability to see the funny side ...

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2020:

They want us to be pitted against each other.

zeuser replies on Aug 26, 2020:

@Lauren And then we can, um, olive happily ever after. 8-)

Perfectly said....

Freedompath comments on Aug 26, 2020:

Melania, might be a decent person if she had not succome to male dominance! Her male trump is always putting down immigrants and when she...an immigrant...stands before us...we are confused, and it brings out our anger! Trump is hurting and caging other immigrants as he flaunts an immigrant in our...

zeuser replies on Aug 26, 2020:

When you do something distasteful, just for money, there is a word for that. Rhymes with pour.

Perfectly said....

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2020:

Looker vs. hooker? Dash vs. trash? Regal vs. anal?

zeuser replies on Aug 26, 2020:

@EllenDale I'm saving the DVDs. They'll be collector's items someday.

10 lbs of shit in a 5 pound bag

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2020:

What do you think those letters from Kim Jong Un were all about? Instructions!

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2020:

@OldMetalHead It's almost like Fisher was auditioning to be the right kind of asshole for the asshole in chief.

Fairly apropos.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2020:

Push the button, get another diet coke, sit down, shut the fuck up.

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2020:

@NHjulie I've always been an optimist.

Degenerate Falwell Has Fallen!: [npr.org]

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 24, 2020:

Yay!!! Now hope he shuffles off in shame and we never hear from him again.

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2020:

Like we never heard from Jim and Tammy Bakker...oh, wait.

10 lbs of shit in a 5 pound bag

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2020:

What do you think those letters from Kim Jong Un were all about? Instructions!

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2020:

@OldMetalHead Maybe. But I still don't like the concept. It smells of kimchi.

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women.

Fernapple comments on Aug 24, 2020:

It is said that he was actually very careful with money, and did not trust banks, so he put his savings into hundreds of small accounts in every town he visited all across the US, and committed them to memory. When he died he left no record, so there is said to be a small fortune in in little ...

zeuser replies on Aug 24, 2020:

I understand he opened the accounts using some of his character names : Professor Eustace McGargle. Elmer Prettywillie. Samuel Bisbee. Gabby Gilfoil. J. Effingham Bellweather. Rollo La Rue. Mr. Snavely. Mr. Dilweg. I hear Elmer Prettywillie is loaded. LOL

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be ...

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 22, 2020:

What Vonnegut work was this from?

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

@Diogenes Too many good books, too little time.

just saw that the egomaniac and narcissist traitor turd and his entitled family have decided this: ...

OldGoat43 comments on Aug 23, 2020:

Avoiding the speakers' fees, I guess.

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

No, no, probably charging the RNC double, plus expenses.

RNC speakers.

HumanistJohn comments on Aug 23, 2020:

I've heard it said that half of the keynote speakers are members of his [crime] family.

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

You can count em for yourself. I bet they are charging the republican party a fee for speaking.

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be ...

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 22, 2020:

What Vonnegut work was this from?

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

@Diogenes Oh man, there are so many good ones. If you've never read Cat's Cradle, that's a good one to start with again.

She Got It Right Watch billy barrf's reactions. [youtube.com]

JackPedigo comments on Aug 22, 2020:

The guy has absolutely no conscious. When Biden wins we might have to build a special prison for all these people to be incarcerated.

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

I'd put it in Puerto Rico.

Trump's Muzzler: [dailykos.com]

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 22, 2020:

trump must have some dirt in Barr. Either that, or Barr is truly a monster like trump!

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

I think Jabba would have done the same thing for the first Bush, but he never asked.

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be ...

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 22, 2020:

What Vonnegut work was this from?

zeuser replies on Aug 22, 2020:

I believe that is from "The Sirens of Titan".

Welcome to your 50s!

azzow2 comments on Aug 21, 2020:

I seem to be eldestructo on my glasses no matter how carefully I protect them.

zeuser replies on Aug 21, 2020:

@azzow2 Ah. Sorry about that.

Welcome to your 50s!

Zoohome comments on Aug 21, 2020:

I'm walking that line. Yesterday I was struggling with my regular glasses, I can't stand them while working on the computer or even at home, but I can barely walk outside without a headache if I do not wear them. And why i am not wearing them while outside? Because I could not find a single one of...

zeuser replies on Aug 21, 2020:

Consider contact leases.

Welcome to your 50s!

azzow2 comments on Aug 21, 2020:

I seem to be eldestructo on my glasses no matter how carefully I protect them.

zeuser replies on Aug 21, 2020:

Two words - Dollar Store.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. – George Bernard Shaw

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 20, 2020:

Well that makes those velvet handcuffs superfluous,,,,,,,

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2020:

You sellin' yours, AW? LOL

OK, this is a little snarky.

BirdMan1 comments on Aug 20, 2020:

And their number was myriad!

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2020:

There was probably a "Take a Number" machine involved.

Worth considering

BitFlipper comments on Aug 19, 2020:

And Trumpism certainly qualifies as a pagan religion.

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2020:

Or as a plague, for that matter.

Reasoning with a republican

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

I've just stopped arguing with these nitwits. Several of them, I just no longer speak with at all.

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2020:

@EMC2 I know how you feel. I mean, I have tried my best in a lot of cases, but I can only go so far. Sorry you lost your buddy that way.

“It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by ...

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

If you distrust someone, that person is not your friend by definition.

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2020:

@Marionville It was rhetorical, not literal. Sorry, I can relate.

“It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by ...

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

If you distrust someone, that person is not your friend by definition.

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2020:

@Marionville It is sad, cuz that means they have no friends at all. That's bad enough, but imagine if you were, I dunno, POTUS.

Dr.

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 19, 2020:

EWWWW....he's TOUCHING the PUSTULE with a bare hand!

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2020:

It's a trick of perspective, don't worry.

Trump angling for votes with immigration talk, nod to women | Govt-and-politics | omaha.com

dkp93 comments on Aug 18, 2020:

I wonder if Susan B. Anthony would give a shit about a posthumous pardon from a sexist prick who wants to suppress voting.

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2020:

I understand she was PROUD of the conviction and never paid the fine. The authorities, looking ridiculous enough already, let the whole thing drop.

Watched the DNC speeches for a little bit last night and wasn't sure if they were introducing Joe ...

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2020:

People are tripping all over themselves over raving about Michelle Obama's stunning thorough and systematic evisceration of the talking yam and his whole nasty mob. Is it just me, or did this sound like a campaign kickoff speech? Ya know, Bill Clinton spoke at the 1988 convention and wound up as the...

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Yeah, I doubt she'd serve in the cabinet. I think she'd be open for task force work, or something like that. When she says she isn't interested in actual politics, I believe her. Kind of like me not being able to drink bourbon after drinking waaaay too much one night and losing the contents of my stomach. Just the smell of it makes you gag.

"You gonna finish that?"

WilliamCharles comments on Aug 19, 2020:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3QANzPkkR4

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2020:

Great scene in a great movie. This scene has Fells Point, Baltimore dudes, and gravy and fries, hard combo to beat.

It's amazing what you can do with make up.

Lorajay comments on Aug 18, 2020:

I've always liked the look of a horse's ass. I think it is blasphemous to compare it to trump's ugly mutt.

zeuser replies on Aug 18, 2020:

That's a valid point. Noted.

Watched the DNC speeches for a little bit last night and wasn't sure if they were introducing Joe ...

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2020:

People are tripping all over themselves over raving about Michelle Obama's stunning thorough and systematic evisceration of the talking yam and his whole nasty mob. Is it just me, or did this sound like a campaign kickoff speech? Ya know, Bill Clinton spoke at the 1988 convention and wound up as the...

zeuser replies on Aug 18, 2020:

@UrsiMajor I was just engaging in some wishful thinking, that's all. Of course no sane person would return to that meat grinder, and Michelle is far more than just sane (unlike a specific CoC I know). A guy can dream, can't he?

I'll Try to Stop After This One: [rawstory.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2020:

## Silly question of the month: how long is the jail term for contempt of congress?

zeuser replies on Aug 17, 2020:

For inherent contempt, up to a year.

Now be honest.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2020:

What about a cousin? Don't get excited, I kid.

zeuser replies on Aug 16, 2020:

@Beowulfsfriend That's a GREAT story! LOL

Yet another Republican turns on Trump for claiming mail in votes invites mail fraud. [aol.com]

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 15, 2020:

This could be dangerous, I'm starting to really like Mitt Romney. That is really hard to wrap my head around. He is everything I hate; religious, whiter than white, reasonably good looking, good teeth. He's not a real guy, and now he's acting like a real guy. I know this will set me up for ...

zeuser replies on Aug 16, 2020:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Mitt is showing integrity, which is rare and that's why it seems so appealing. Keep in mind that he is regularly going after medicare like it's a hobby for him, and would vote to dismantle the ACA if he could. But for now, the enemy of my enemy....

I recently reposted a blurb I posted here to a neighborhood blog.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

How did your neighbors who read the blog take it?

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2020:

@racocn8 Seems like they all have a pissy attitude these days. 🤣

Michael Cohen Knows "Where the Skeletons are Buried.

EMC2 comments on Aug 13, 2020:

I do not believe he is lying what so ever. He has already crossed the bridge to being the target of a hit. And yes, of course , Trump is tied up with the mob and the Russian Mob primarily. This is all so very true and I am thankful the nation will hear the story in time.

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2020:

Many will refuse to believe any of it. Many more will believe it, but shrug it off saying it's nothing they didn't already know and anyhow he's getting away with it. Nothing happens to the orange guy until he is no longer president. My money is on him seeking asylum in Moscow, assuming Putin doesn't turn on him once he isn't useful to him anymore.

You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 14, 2020:

I figured this out at about age 15 and it was SO freeing!

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2020:

I remember asking my buddy once how my outfit looked, and if he thought people would like it. He told me, "They aren't looking at you. They are all worried about what people are thinking about them." This was in high school. It stuck with me. This quote puts it another way, and it still resonates.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

You know what they say. Marriage is grand, but a divorce is about 60 or 70 grand.

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2020:

@lerlo You're right, it was a bargain!

I bet he chooses (primarily) sexism

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

So far at least, and it's early, they are leaning into the socialist radicalism nonsense (like they want you to believe Sen. Harris is a radical RME). Sexism will definitely be on the table before too long. The Senator was my first pick for the nomination, but she's just gonna have to wait a little ...

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2020:

@BirdMan1 I doubt they will debate in front of a town hall type live audience, so no need for that silly round stage with no podiums. Mango boy won't be stalking anybody. He'll have to stand his ground, with his ass sticking out as usual due to the lifts in his shoes, the depends that wrap around his crotch, and the corset that reins in his bulbous gut.

Mikey Gets His Own Mouthful! [alternet.org]

Freedompath comments on Aug 12, 2020:

Maybe Pence has learned to hold his nose, and plow on through the sewage! What else could explain this complete ‘about face?’ I think it is called ‘compartmentalizing!’

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2020:

I'd call it malicious , treasonous dishonesty fueled by shameless self-serving hypocrisy. But you know, tomato, tomahto.

I bet he chooses (primarily) sexism

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

So far at least, and it's early, they are leaning into the socialist radicalism nonsense (like they want you to believe Sen. Harris is a radical RME). Sexism will definitely be on the table before too long. The Senator was my first pick for the nomination, but she's just gonna have to wait a little ...

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2020:

@Freedompath I'd love to have that shoe-tying job just once. I'd tie his shoes together, give him some room, then yell "Bucket of KFC, come and get it!"

Today I saw a video "I CAN DO ALL THROUGH CHRIST" where the mannequin called Melania is exhorting ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 12, 2020:

Did they PAY her to say this garbage? I'll bet they did!

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2020:

@AgnoBill Yeah, this is an easier gig than the glory hole work.

I bet he chooses (primarily) sexism

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

So far at least, and it's early, they are leaning into the socialist radicalism nonsense (like they want you to believe Sen. Harris is a radical RME). Sexism will definitely be on the table before too long. The Senator was my first pick for the nomination, but she's just gonna have to wait a little ...

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2020:

@Freedompath I think he's missing basic shoe-tying skills.

Now that Harris has been picked for Bidens running mate, I wonder how long it will be before Trump ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 12, 2020:

## Considering she passes the brown paper bag test, there'll be people arguing she's not black.

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2020:

Some of the Fox morons are already saying she isn't "black enough".

Can anyone confirm this rumor?

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 12, 2020:

I do believe it is ANY woman, but that is one debate I might actually watch.

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2020:

I am intending to make a party out of it.

White House Reportedly Asked How To Get A New President's Face On Mount Rushmore [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Aug 10, 2020:

I'd prefer to see his face on the bulletin board of every post office in America.

zeuser replies on Aug 10, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Actually, a friend of mine bought a set of throwing knives for her daughter, and put a full body picture of our glorious leader on a piece of plywood, and attached balloons filled with red paint on several prime target areas. It was cathartic to say the least, and a lot of fun..

His arrogance is beyond belief. [businessinsider.com]

Austin-Cambridge comments on Aug 9, 2020:

Well his image will never be printed on a dollar bill, unless of course it is printed in Russia! :-)

zeuser replies on Aug 9, 2020:

Technically, that would be a ruble note.

From FB: Take the "Am I an Idiot" Quiz Answer Yes or No for each of the following statements ...

NHjulie comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Imagine that. I got a 1.

zeuser replies on Aug 5, 2020:

It was the 5G question, wasn't it?

I am speechless. Wait, no I'm not. Do you think he's going to smite those Yo Semites?

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

2 Corinthians walk into a bar. They look over the crowd and say "YO! Semites!"

zeuser replies on Aug 5, 2020:

@EMC2 That's because for him, the bar is pretty low to begin with.

Coronavirus Has Grocery Prices Rising at Fastest Pace in Decades The cost of groceries has been...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Aug 5, 2020:

What was it Marie Antoinette said, "let them eat cake"! Guillotine the assholes! :-D

zeuser replies on Aug 5, 2020:

You use the guillotine on the other end, AC, but I agree with the sentiment.

Trump's Lawyers Blew It?: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

Time and again, the arsehole's lawyers show that they got their law degrees from American Samoa law school, studying under Jimmy McGill.

zeuser replies on Aug 5, 2020:

@mcgeo52 I stand corrected. LOL

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 4, 2020:

Applies to drump & his ill ilk more than Mr. Wilde could have ever dreamed......

zeuser replies on Aug 4, 2020:

Yeah, that hit me too.

Someone should be arrested for fraud (not just for bad photoshopping skills)

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

That they try to pull something like this is not surprising. That they do it so poorly and think nobody will catch them, that part still amazes me. They got as much photoshop skills as they do foreign policy skills - zero.

zeuser replies on Aug 3, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty They don't care if the smart people catch them. Fooling the base is their only trick.

Trump Says He Will Ban TikTok from Operating in the US President Trump announced plans on ...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

The TikTok folks don't seem too concerned. Microsoft is itching to buy it, which is probably what this is all about on the graft side of the equation.

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@HumanistJohn I don't think he's too crazy about Sarah Cooper's video parodies of him either.

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

altschmerz comments on Aug 2, 2020:

Who was he talking about?

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2020:

To be honest, I have no idea. Someone he knew on the 1500's I guess.

"tRump campaign hosting 'Evangelicals for tRump' event in Las Vegas on Aug.

Mofo1953 comments on Aug 2, 2020:

Yes, and leave your unholy masks at home.

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@DharmaBum50 Thre lord works in mysterious ways, you know.

Trump Says He Will Ban TikTok from Operating in the US President Trump announced plans on ...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

The TikTok folks don't seem too concerned. Microsoft is itching to buy it, which is probably what this is all about on the graft side of the equation.

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge Follow the money, AC, it always leads you true.

“I can resist everything except temptation”.

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

That's why I rarely buy ice cream. If it's in the freezer, it's as good as gone that same day.

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@Freedompath I live alone. You are too kind! LOL

Trump Says He Will Ban TikTok from Operating in the US President Trump announced plans on ...

HumanistJohn comments on Aug 2, 2020:

And, of course, setting up china as the villan. I'm no friend of china, but china is a ploy that they'll use to discredit the election. They will attempt to hold power any way they can, even iligally (surprise, surprise). BTW, can that even be done, technically? Wouldn't he need every ISP to...

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2020:

Enforcing this would be impossible, assuming it was legal, which it isn't. Another bull rush by the bully, who will back down, or simply do nothing, when he thinks everyone has forgotten what he said.

I stole these.

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 31, 2020:

My fav #2, except for the "forgive" part.

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2020:

I can relate.

And now it begins.

Freedompath comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Trump is simply setting the stage...if he can get away with it...the sky will be the limit, to what he can do! But, a lot can happen as we already know, between now and the First of Nov! The Covid-19 will have it’s reboot, because the abundance of sun, want be around to help keep the virus at ...

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2020:

@Freedompath That's the 64 thousand dollar question. Those guys aren't going anywhere.

And now it begins.

Freedompath comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Trump is simply setting the stage...if he can get away with it...the sky will be the limit, to what he can do! But, a lot can happen as we already know, between now and the First of Nov! The Covid-19 will have it’s reboot, because the abundance of sun, want be around to help keep the virus at ...

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2020:

Really when you think about it, Herman Cain dies from COVID after attending his rally, the GDP takes a dip greater than ever in the US including during the recession, the stock market is falling like a rock, there are 150,000 dead...so...let's talk about delaying the election. It won't fly, but it sure will attract flies, and distract everybody else.

And now it begins.

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2020:

The states actually run the election. The feds only run the electoral college vote. Sounds like a Steven Miller idea, but this is really stupid even for him. This is just the mutant orangutan trying to dominate a couple of news cycles, nothing really new here to see.

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2020:

@NHjulie You know, there has got to be a lot of congress critters attached to this boat anchor of an administration who should be looking for a reason to try and break away. I guess it depends on who is using the single backbone they pass around and share. But I'm hoping at least some of them call out this lunacy. I am likely to be disappointed, though. Again.

Loius GOHMERT has tested Positive for Covid-19, JUST Hated the Idea of wearing a Mask: ...

TheDoubter comments on Jul 29, 2020:

a saying: the mills of the gods grind slowly but they grind exceeding fine

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2020:

As long as we're using god quotes, here's one. "Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain."

TRUMP'S FAVORITE PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON "My original convictions upon this subject have been ...

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:

Our guy has a pretty big body count. Jackson's genocide directly killed about 15,500 native Americans and displaced about 50,000. He looks like Mother Teresa next to the 145,000 that the talking yam killed.

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2020:

@Healthydoc70 I understand that the guy who sculpted it was a big KKK supporter back in his day. It all fits together, doesn't it? At least Jackson served in the military and wasn't a physical coward, but none of that outweighs how odious both of them are.

TRUMP'S FAVORITE PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON "My original convictions upon this subject have been ...

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:

Our guy has a pretty big body count. Jackson's genocide directly killed about 15,500 native Americans and displaced about 50,000. He looks like Mother Teresa next to the 145,000 that the talking yam killed.

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2020:

@Healthydoc70 oh, Jackson was a pig, no doubt.

With so many sporting events cancelled, they’re having to televise the World Origami ...

bobwjr comments on Jul 27, 2020:

Groan

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2020:

Oh c'mon Bob, It was a little funny. LOL

I agree!!!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Yeah, I gotta go with Rex Tillerson on this one.

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2020:

@HumanistJohn We're splitting imbeciles here, HJ. LOL

Satire Titania's way.

azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2020:

My dogs have bees spayed and neutered they need a new category.

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2020:

Republican Senators?

The Lincoln Projects new ad Another non-disappointment. Maxwell [youtu.be]

Ohub comments on Jul 24, 2020:

This is a great ad. I don’t know how much of a difference it will make with the cult since they view him of some kind of divinely chosen person.

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez I read Rick Wilson saying they are also just trying to piss him off, get inside his head, fuck with him a little bit. (Um, I am paraphrasing Rick. )

Steven Miller's Grandmother Dies of Covid After Effects, and the W.H. Lies! [dailykos.com]

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 24, 2020:

Jeeeeebus, can you imagine being a reasonably good person and being related to such a slime as Steven Miller? And yes, Miller lies, no surprise. I am sorry for that family, for the loss of grandmother and for their ties to such a cretin.

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2020:

@BirdMan1 We could call it "Agnew's Law".LOL

Steven Miller's Grandmother Dies of Covid After Effects, and the W.H. Lies! [dailykos.com]

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 24, 2020:

Jeeeeebus, can you imagine being a reasonably good person and being related to such a slime as Steven Miller? And yes, Miller lies, no surprise. I am sorry for that family, for the loss of grandmother and for their ties to such a cretin.

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2020:

@DharmaBum50 Well, I went to grad school at Penn, the infamous alma mater of Stable G. So I have nothing good to offer in the area of fellow alumni.

Steven Miller's Grandmother Dies of Covid After Effects, and the W.H. Lies! [dailykos.com]

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 24, 2020:

Jeeeeebus, can you imagine being a reasonably good person and being related to such a slime as Steven Miller? And yes, Miller lies, no surprise. I am sorry for that family, for the loss of grandmother and for their ties to such a cretin.

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2020:

@DharmaBum50 You're a Duke alum? I'm not an alum, but I've been a fan of the Blue Devils for over 30 years. Around these parts, you have to pick a school, and I went for the one with the polish coach. Sorry to hear that about Miller. Of course, Nixon went to Duke Law too.

Have you seen this one?

Bobbyzen comments on Jul 21, 2020:

😮😮😮😮 and she was so cool 😎. Wow!

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2020:

That's cuz the bear wasn't hungry. Or angry.

I'm all for social distancing - maybe for a wrong reason...😂

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

As Harry Dresden once said: "If you have a problem, you have a problem. If you have two problems, sometimes one of them is a solution in disguise." LOL

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2020:

@Booklover Get your hands on "Peace Talks" ASAP!

Trumpers are just like end of the world types, just keep moving the date and hope to get it right.

Freedompath comments on Jul 20, 2020:

In my mind...that is the most pathetic statement yet...this man is expert at figuring out how to never be wrong!

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2020:

And yet, somehow, he always is.

Mask or no mask?...

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Take over the state capitol. Yeah, go on. Jeezus.

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@HumanistJohn No, that's not funny at all.

What a "Whoreful" man is the orange liar, drowning in a sea of bullshit and lawsuits!

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 19, 2020:

It'd be interesting to know how many there have been, wouldn't it?

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2020:

Interesting in an academic sense, I guess.

WHOOPIE, I hope.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:

I think Nixon bottomed out at 32%.

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2020:

@Fartwink Nixon was a criminal, but at least he had a sense of shame.

We don't wear masks in America.. Short video... [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:

What a cutie pie! A true merkan, bare faced, overweight, rude, and ignorant as hell.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2020:

@Merseyman1 I didn't want to be impolite. LOL

If you were feeling really sick who would you go to, a politician or a doctor?

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

I agree, Bunker Bitch has no qualifications for making medical decisions.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2020:

To be fair, he doesn't have ANY fucking qualifications for ANYTHING.

Someone who i thought was a 'friend' sent me this on facebook .

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Holy shit! That is just pure propaganda! Crude, but I bet they wanted it to be crude for their audience profile. Phil, is this guy still your 'friend'?

zeuser replies on Jul 13, 2020:

@Philip21 Yeah, that's pretty complicated. But this shit, holy fuck.

I swear Trump would eat his own young if he could get some Big Mac Sauce on the side.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 12, 2020:

Have you ever seen the Caine Mutiny? It's a movie based on the book by Herman Wouk. trump has gone full blown Queeg. Sadly there seems to be no Merrick to take charge of the helm.

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2020:

And our orange guy is Queeging out, isn't he? Fuck us all.

Bunker Bitch showing everyone how to wear a mask.

DharmaBum50 comments on Jul 12, 2020:

If that bulge in the mask is because of a ball gag, maybe the mask is working after all ....

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2020:

No, Pence grabbed the only ball-gag in the white house cloak room.

Trump pardons Roger Stone before three-year prison term was to begin

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 11, 2020:

Well actually he commuted the sentence. If he had pardoned Stone, Stone would have had to admit guilt. Stone says he’s taking it back to court to “clear his name”. 🙄

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2020:

I hope they convict his ass again.

A brand new word!

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Now wait just one goldarn minute here, what's wrong with drinking gin for breakfast?

zeuser replies on Jul 10, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Thanks Anne. I was gone for a minute, but I'm back now. LOL

Racism has been with us a long time, we now have cameras in nearly everyone's hands to record it so ...

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

How do people get so wrapped up in their upside down world's that this seems like a great idea?

zeuser replies on Jul 8, 2020:

@glennlab You don't need to take an IQ test to be a bigot..

Trump's Lawyer William Barrf got rid of the Federal Prosecutor in Washington, DC.

Lorajay comments on Jul 3, 2020:

Attorney Generals can be impeached and I am in shock why that has not happened yet.

zeuser replies on Jul 3, 2020:

Nadler has already said it would be pointless because the senate would not vote to remove him. I believe that's not stopping him from holding hearings, but of course tub of lard Barr will simply ignore any subpoenas and tell the justice department not to charge or prosecute him.

This is not strictly speaking a direct Trump analysis.

Lorajay comments on Jul 3, 2020:

It appears to me that Roberts has decided he needs to protect his reputation and legacy. Unfortunately his religious leanings will keep him from being a truly honest judge.

zeuser replies on Jul 3, 2020:

Well he isn't what I would call a reliable vote either way. If he can find some weasley way to meet public expectations and not *appear* to be a conservative lock, that's what he'll do. When push comes to shove, he's a crusading wingnut.

Florida's Betsy DeVos? WTF?: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Damn, this guy is a tool, isn't he?

zeuser replies on Jul 1, 2020:

@BirdMan1 Well there are some enclaves where high tech industries need highly educated people, but for the most part, yeah, you're right.

[theguardian.com] Probably not only Europe

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Well shit, we went through this once already with Dubya in the recent past, but this is an order of magnitude worse that that. Dig deep guys, it's gonna take guts and effort to dig out of this hole.

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Ok, I give him that. But he was responsible for 40,000 needless deaths, that's the low end estimate. Dick Cheney lives a life of luxury, and he was the one who made the money out of those dead bodies. On the other hand, Dubya is charming and can talk in sentences with a subject and a direct object. The bar is pretty low here, that's my point.

Now this has some appeal. Also, I think I've seen some of her films. LOL

AnneWimsey comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Ummmm, kinda hard to give a BJ, no?

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2020:

Gotta take off the mask before you make the ask. LOL

Havana [youtube.com]

Besalbub comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Gave me a headache and I didn't even watch half of it . Clever video .

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2020:

You're right, it's clever and cute, but like you, I could only take so much after I got gist.

I'm guessing they generated a number of his tweets as well.

BirdMan1 comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Wonderful! Tony Schwartz, the ghost -writer of "Art...," made no mention of chimps having helped him out, but did write an Atlantic article about the pig on whom he'd put lipstick!

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2020:

Yeah, I've seen Tony's comments. He isn't real proud of that job, but I can't blame him. A buck is a buck, and we had no idea the mutant orangutan would turn out to be a traitorous incompetent POTUS at the time.

Iran issues arrest warrant for Donald Trump over Qassem Suleimani killing | Iran | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

They don't care if he remains the president or if he loses, they will be after him. He'll be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his fucking life.

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Hard to protect a guy in PRISON. I'd ask Jeff Epstein to comment, but it looks like he got hung up somewhere.

"To love.

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

It's a good quote, but I'd like it better if I had some context, or at least a direct object.

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2020:

@TimeOutForMe I read the article you linked. She is a wonderfully talented writer with an eye for detail and full awareness of the need for social justice in a society stratified by caste and religious bigotry. The context for the quote, it would be my guess at least, is the need for awareness of the dangers and beauty of the world around us while remembering our own humble individual status. Thanks to @WilliamCharles for the quotation.