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Sometimes, it doesn't even need any coffee to work.

Betty comments on Nov 3, 2023:

Thanks for the laughs. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2023:

You are welcome..

Sometimes, it doesn't even need any coffee to work.

silverotter11 comments on Nov 3, 2023:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The toilet brush! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2023:

That's a funny mental image, no?

Sometimes, it doesn't even need any coffee to work.

pamagain comments on Nov 3, 2023:

"You habanero in your head." Really, Zeuser? REALLY? You've just established a new low. :-) :-)

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2023:

The question is - can you do better?

Mom and daughter should have come as a shot glass and a bic. A couple of Halloween leftovers.

michelle666gar comments on Nov 1, 2023:

Love the one about the monster!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2023:

Not how they say to handle that in the mom textbook.

I got your Bachs here.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 1, 2023:

We r good margaret 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2023:

Nothing satisfies like full size, and Margaret knows it. 🤭

Only the best people.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2023:

Even then it took her years to get paid

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2023:

And that was actually a bribe, not payment for services rendered.

Meep meep.

Garban comments on Oct 31, 2023:

Z is passing out the best treats!

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2023:

Well, at least you got the "passing out" part right. 😏

When is he coming back?

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 30, 2023:

No.1 is heartbreaking

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2023:

The whole situation is beyond heartbreaking. 😔

I got your Bachs here.

Betty comments on Oct 30, 2023:

The salesman is in for a treat. ;)

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2023:

HE was the one who used the dog poop.

I got your Bachs here.

pamagain comments on Oct 30, 2023:

"Dairy air?" Zeuser, you will be pun ished for that!

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2023:

Hey, now, this is what I do! 😜

Easy to clean, too!

silverotter11 comments on Oct 27, 2023:

The last one!! Pedantry works for me!

zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2023:

I am so inclined m'self. One of my proudest achievements is both of my kids know the difference between less and fewer. I take some credit for that.

He's the best crybaby, a crybaby that will make your head spin, a crybaby like you've never seen ...

silverotter11 comments on Oct 27, 2023:

Things may be crashing down for don lardo but he still controls the GQP and helped get a supporter of fascism put in as speaker of the house. *THAT* influence over 1 of 2 political parties in the U.S. should make us afraid, very fucking afraid.

zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2023:

This Mike Johnson guy is a super duper MAGA fest. He has it all, misogyny, homophobia, racism, election denial, insurrection, voter suppression, pro murder by AK47, wants to slash medicare and social security, more tax breaks for billionaires, very pro Putin and anti NATO. Yeah, top to bottom, a real peach.

Me: Hey, are you Batman? Batman: What?

Betty comments on Oct 26, 2023:

Funny set. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2023:

You're welcome!

Know your words.

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2023:

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2023:

Those who remember the past are doomed to watch those who do not repeating it.

For the extra slippery criminal.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 24, 2023:

🤣🤣🤣Getting your seeds scooped out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

zeuser replies on Oct 24, 2023:

Looks like she is making the right choice, considering.

For the extra slippery criminal.

Betty comments on Oct 23, 2023:

Good one. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 23, 2023:

Thanks!

House speaker fiasco foreshadowing.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 23, 2023:

These will certainly escalate things with my one republican friend on FB. HAHAHAHAHAHA

zeuser replies on Oct 23, 2023:

Go get 'em!

House speaker fiasco foreshadowing.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 22, 2023:

You are the best, Z !! 🤗😘

zeuser replies on Oct 23, 2023:

My creator collaborators are the real talents here. But thanks.

House speaker fiasco foreshadowing.

BitFlipper comments on Oct 22, 2023:

I should know by noon tomorrow which one of these I'm going to repost to Facebook.

zeuser replies on Oct 23, 2023:

Hell, post 'em all!

I forgot about the ribs!

Pralina1 comments on Oct 21, 2023:

The morning Lisa 😂😂😂 Stolen and thank u sir 🙌🙌🙌😂😂

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2023:

You're welcome!

Justice may be blind, but it ain't deaf.

bookofmorons comments on Oct 20, 2023:

I hope. the gag order sticks. I gag every time I see him

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2023:

Me too!

I forgot about the ribs!

Betty comments on Oct 20, 2023:

Not nice to scare the dogs. ;) Nice set. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2023:

You're welcome!

Ichabod Crane reincarnated...

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2023:

When I got my vasectomy, "we" had to watch a film and wait 72 hours. Since it was at Planned Parenthood, it was still supportive and open, but for several years Texas had a requirement for any sterilization to take this process.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2023:

Here in NC, the only thing they told me when I first went was to wait a year, because if my new son was gonna die, it would be in that first year. I could have ignored this, but it sounded reasonable. When I scheduled with the urologist, it was just "make an appointment, shave your balls, take a shower, and come on down!" This was 31 years ago, though.

Weed Snorter!!! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2023:

I would LOVE to see someone work that party favor butt plug. Now THAT'S entertainment. Good job, MG.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2023:

@michelle666gar I gotta go with the butt plug here, the titties are just icing on the cake, so to speak. 🤣

Never surrender, you douchebag.