The eyes have it. Visine for everybody!

silverotter11 comments on Feb 2, 2024:

Excellent set 🤣🤣🤣! Roy Uberson🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Feb 2, 2024:

Thanks!

The eyes have it. Visine for everybody!

Betty comments on Feb 1, 2024:

Great set. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Feb 1, 2024:

You are very welcome.

The eyes have it. Visine for everybody!

annewimsey1 comments on Feb 1, 2024:

Roy Uberson???????!!!!!! Lovin' it!

zeuser replies on Feb 1, 2024:

Yeah, I liked that one too. Only people who remember Roy appreciate that..

Brining back tupperware and book burnings, today's conservatives.

Betty comments on Feb 1, 2024:

They should get really big Tupperware and seal themselves in. 😂

zeuser replies on Feb 1, 2024:

Fabulous idea!

Tonight, an artist will be doing a painting of us on black velvet.

michelle666gar comments on Feb 1, 2024:

Awww, doggy has priorities!

zeuser replies on Feb 1, 2024:

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. 😜

Tonight, an artist will be doing a painting of us on black velvet.

Betty comments on Jan 31, 2024:

Eat a billionaire??? I don't want to be infected with their greed... Funny set, thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 31, 2024:

You're welcome. For me, it would depend on the billionaire. The older ones tend to be tough to chew.

And why is "Hello Dali" playing on the office muzak?

KateOahu comments on Jan 31, 2024:

Many laughs…thanks.

zeuser replies on Jan 31, 2024:

You're welcome!

Fork it over, assbag.

HippieChick58 comments on Jan 30, 2024:

And we want it now.

zeuser replies on Jan 30, 2024:

At the very least, this week's juice.

Wholesale inanity.

silverotter11 comments on Jan 29, 2024:

It is an express overnight priority delivery? hahahahaha

zeuser replies on Jan 30, 2024:

At this point, it probably should just be a standing order.

Well, let's see, first you ate my granny.....hmm.

Betty comments on Jan 28, 2024:

Somebody was getting snipped. 😂 Keep the laughs coming and thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 28, 2024:

You're welcome!

Donald Trump ordered to pay writer E Jean Carroll $US83.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2024:

He will never ever pay. Time to start putting liens on his shitty properties.

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2024:

@silverotter11 He says a lot of shit that turns out to be bluster. I'm not sure he has that kind of cash on hand. If I were a donor, I'd be getting a little tired of paying to clean up his crap, but then again, I am not one of his moronic donors.

Or maybe an appletini?

Betty comments on Jan 27, 2024:

You picked good ones. Thank you for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2024:

You're welcome!

This is what you get when you stiff your makeup artist.

LenHazell53 comments on Jan 26, 2024:

There is a condition known as fish odor syndrome. It occurs when a person's diet is poor the human body eventually contains such a surfeit of excrement that evacuating it in the the normal way is no longer sufficient. So to compensate the body begins to literally sweat out liquid feces from every ...

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2024:

I can get behind that theory.

This is what you get when you stiff your makeup artist.

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2024:

I thought maybe his body man was getting OJT with peanut butter.

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2024:

When you're in a hurry and you really don't give a shit if you look all right.

Fix your door first before helping your child.

Betty comments on Jan 26, 2024:

Yeah...they'll get right on fixing those roads. 🤣

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2024:

Any minute now....

Fix your door first before helping your child.

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2024:

Next wedding, that's the birds I'm going to suggest.

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2024:

I think it's a GREAT idea. Ought to liven things up a bit. Heh.

Former Donald Trump adviser Peter Navarro sentenced to prison for defying subpoena from January 6 ...

HippieChick58 comments on Jan 25, 2024:

Woot!! Woot!! I hope he has nightmares and they all come true!

zeuser replies on Jan 25, 2024:

Me too!

AaaaaWOOOOO! Do I get the job?

Betty comments on Jan 25, 2024:

Swimming with the dolphins...no thanks. Yuck! Funny set. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 25, 2024:

You are welcome!

Say it loud, refritos, say it proud!

KateOahu comments on Jan 24, 2024:

Yeah, I “get” it; my children were honor students, too.

zeuser replies on Jan 24, 2024:

It's a LOT more complicated than just that, right?

Say it loud, refritos, say it proud!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2024:

Just watch out that those truths don't include lumps....

zeuser replies on Jan 24, 2024:

The beans don't care.

Two bucks, buddy, c'mon!

Betty comments on Jan 23, 2024:

Run for your lives, Chucky is on the loose. 😂 Funny set, thanks for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 23, 2024:

You're welcome!

Two bucks, buddy, c'mon!

KateOahu comments on Jan 23, 2024:

I’m not too excited, either.

zeuser replies on Jan 23, 2024:

It seemed a lot more prestigious in 70-71.

I already sold the acoustic modems to someone who wanted a sound investment.

Betty comments on Jan 22, 2024:

Funny and entertaining set. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 22, 2024:

You're welcome!

He always reminded me of Goofy.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2024:

Old Ronnie boy bit off more than he could chew, now he has to go bad to Florida where he is only the 2nd or third biggest ass.

zeuser replies on Jan 22, 2024:

He's got some competition for the top spot there, doesn't he? Prissy little twat can't catch a break.

Friday January 11th was a bad day for me and I still cannot explain all of it.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2024:

Oh man, that is some scary stuff! I'm glad you could marshall the will to crawl inside. Maybe consider an emergency button to get help, like in that commercial. Good luck, buddy!

zeuser replies on Jan 21, 2024:

@DenoPenno I'm not a doctor, but that sounds like an issue with nerves. Whatever it turns out to be, take care of yourself. Those buttons work pretty well. I got my dad one before he passed, he accidentally activated it once and emergency services were there in a flash.

Right at the front of the phone book. If you still have a phone book.

Betty comments on Jan 21, 2024:

Looks like he has more than **just** a few words. 😂 Good set, thanks for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 21, 2024:

It's good to be prepared. 😉 You're welcome!

Noah!?! Nooooooaaaah!

Betty comments on Jan 20, 2024:

Now it all makes sense...Mansplaining. 😂

zeuser replies on Jan 21, 2024:

That means men explaining things to you that you already understand. 😜

Predictably, it was Purple Dragon. (Is that still around? It's been a while..)

silverotter11 comments on Jan 17, 2024:

The ranch is so corny!! and I'm still giggling🤣🤣🤣. Thanks!

zeuser replies on Jan 17, 2024:

No gag too cheesy, that's my motto. 😁

Predictably, it was Purple Dragon. (Is that still around? It's been a while..)

Betty comments on Jan 17, 2024:

The knock knock joke made me giggle. Thanks for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 17, 2024:

You're welcome!

Predictably, it was Purple Dragon. (Is that still around? It's been a while..)

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2024:

good ones

zeuser replies on Jan 17, 2024:

Thanks, partner.

I agree with the electricians.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2024:

wonder how their sex is?

zeuser replies on Jan 17, 2024:

I have to write that one down. 😏

Also recommended for people who talk out of their assholes.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jan 16, 2024:

Could you send that wrinkle bitch to see me? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2024:

I'm not sure whether she gives you wrinkles or takes them away, but I pointed her in your direction.

Also recommended for people who talk out of their assholes.

Betty comments on Jan 16, 2024:

Beware of "Aunt Linda"! 😱 You are really outdone yourself. Thank you for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2024:

Thanks, Betty. You're welcome.

Still at home in bed! It was a beautiful 4 days off!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2024:

I don't miss those days, stealing salt and butter pats from restaurants for my lonely baked potato. Split with my roommate. Nice set, MG. 😊

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2024:

@silverotter11 We splurged on a jar of peanut butter and a box of generic saltines once. We got lot more visitors who showed up at our hovel of an apartment with "Hey, you got anything to eat?" LOL

A nostalgic trip to history's sorriest events, courtesy of the stable fuckwad.

silverotter11 comments on Jan 16, 2024:

and yet people in Iowa think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. I really do not know which is worse, trump or the truly stupid.

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2024:

It's difficult not to judge all of Iowa based on the opinions of 6 percent of the republican population there. But those guys are out there, and they truck through sub-zero conditions to vote for their indicted treasonous messiah. *big sigh*

Rich person's disease.

silverotter11 comments on Jan 16, 2024:

It extends to the poorest of the poor whites that have been convinced they are in the same league as the rich and go after the 'other' even harder than the very rich.

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2024:

Since this is a quotes group, here's one from LBJ. “If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” ― Lyndon B. Johnson

Rich person's disease.

Marionville comments on Jan 16, 2024:

I think we can extend that quote to include immigrants and displaced people too!

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2024:

I agree. And there is no lack of preposterous assumptions in those cases as well.

Rich person's disease.

Pralina1 comments on Jan 16, 2024:

This is so true and so sad I used to be one of these horrible critters . Young . I had the opinions and the words 🙄 Not in europe , but when i came in usa . I had opinions how come and broke people have their nails done . Or y the have cell phones . Etc , etc . Then i grew up i guess . I am ...

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2024:

Oh sweetie, you were never an idiot. Idiots never change their minds. Being misinformed does not make you an idiot. Sadly, technology has greatly expanded the pool of the misinformed.

Still at home in bed! It was a beautiful 4 days off!

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2024:

The last time I was a morning person.

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2024:

That was the schedule starting when the test pattern went off the air. Good times. Early mornings with sugary cereal. Those days are over.

Next, splitting infinitives with jello shots.

Betty comments on Jan 15, 2024:

Bunny has eyes for only one thing. 😂

zeuser replies on Jan 15, 2024:

"Hey, my eyes are up here! Oh, wait..."

Next, splitting infinitives with jello shots.

silverotter11 comments on Jan 15, 2024:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the looking in the window is my favorite! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jan 15, 2024:

People are drawn to the ones they can personally relate to. LOL

Everybody knows, ya know...

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2024:

You know that cajun one was going to get a rise out of me.

zeuser replies on Jan 13, 2024:

Authentic recipes come from real people.

Everybody knows, ya know...

KateOahu comments on Jan 13, 2024:

I have that gumbo recipe. Don’t think I’ll be buying the product with the bilingual instructions.

zeuser replies on Jan 13, 2024:

I'd need to see a picture of the empress before I made up my mind.

Everybody knows, ya know...

Betty comments on Jan 13, 2024:

The "Care and Handling" has terrifying instructions...no, no, and nooooo~ Thanks for the laughs. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 13, 2024:

You're welcome!

I legit thought this was a headline from The Onion, but no.

Switchcraft comments on Jan 13, 2024:

Well, "dictionary" does have "dic" in it (sarcasm) GOP nationally is hoping to so dilute education in this country to allow for a steady supply of unqualified, low cost workers without a care for there actually being consumers who can afford anything.

zeuser replies on Jan 13, 2024:

They have been doing this for decades, and in large part have realized some success. I think it's disgusting, Look that one up, meatball Ron.

C'mon, let's put on our happy face...

michelle666gar comments on Jan 12, 2024:

Pedophiles at the Catholic Church, you got to be kidding me! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2024:

I know, right? 😜

Tomorrow, a nice chianti...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2024:

I be Derek...

zeuser replies on Jan 11, 2024:

We are all Derek.

Reindeer mistakes.

Betty comments on Jan 10, 2024:

Another fine set of laughs. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 10, 2024:

You're welcome!

At least he wasn't struck by lightning. More backlog cleanup to start the new year, part one.

racocn8 comments on Jan 10, 2024:

Love the drying socks...

zeuser replies on Jan 10, 2024:

That picture is made to scale too.

I doubt this will help him outside of Utah, and maybe not even there.

bookofmorons comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Moron and his followers

zeuser replies on Jan 9, 2024:

Oh, I guess this gag ripped off your handle. Sorry! The irony in this post is that his followers don't read books, they burn them. 😏

At least he wasn't struck by lightning. More backlog cleanup to start the new year, part one.

Betty comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Good ones. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 9, 2024:

You're welcome!

Awww, that's just nuts. Backlog cleanup part two.

Betty comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Doctors don't seem to like healthy patience anymore. Thanks for the laughs. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 9, 2024:

You're welcome. I'm personally happy to see the current move towards covering wellness in insurance and federal law. Should have been doing that decades ago, still not doing enough.

Ring a bell, anyone? Part two of clearing out some backlog.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2024:

I want one of those statues with Putin on one side and Jebus on the other with a small Donnie Dumbass in the middle dressed as Mickey Mouse....

zeuser replies on Jan 8, 2024:

I think you would have a sizable market for a product like that.

Ring a bell, anyone? Part two of clearing out some backlog.

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2024:

You did good.

zeuser replies on Jan 8, 2024:

Thanks, Glenn.

I know kinky but this confused me.

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2024:

Interesting. Many women do this instinctively.

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2024:

@Betty You take what you can get. Heh.

But seriously, the actual Doctors Without Borders deserves your support.

annewimsey1 comments on Jan 7, 2024:

Our TV's were never stolen because a hernia is painful & dangerous!!!!

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2024:

I've moved more than a few. You need at least two strong guys.

Play Free Bird!

annewimsey1 comments on Jan 7, 2024:

Looooove otters!!!!!

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2024:

@annewimsey1 Hey, can you do better? 🤣

Play Free Bird!

annewimsey1 comments on Jan 7, 2024:

Looooove otters!!!!!

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2024:

It makes sense, when you think about it, that you find them in otter space.

Play Free Bird!

Betty comments on Jan 7, 2024:

Don't know where you find these memes but don't stop, they're great. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2024:

Thanks, I'll keep it up as long as I keep finding them!

Regarding the use of bananas, the witches opinions were split.

silverotter11 comments on Jan 6, 2024:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll be stealin' some of these! Funny set! I'll try not to over think any.

zeuser replies on Jan 6, 2024:

Good for you! If you overthink any gag, it isn't funny anymore. ;)

Right after the Taylor Swift edition, this looks like the one for the next week.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2024:

The touch with the cat mistaking him for a litter box is priceless...

zeuser replies on Jan 6, 2024:

Can't blame the cat, that's what that nazi smells like.

Regarding the use of bananas, the witches opinions were split.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2024:

Trident not pitchfork...

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz As Freud said, sometimes a meme is just a meme.

Regarding the use of bananas, the witches opinions were split.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2024:

Trident not pitchfork...

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2024:

You're thinking of Aquaman. Anyway, tell the guy who made the meme, I'm only the one who stole it.

It's already Thursday?!?!

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2024:

Pack of 'boros, 35 cents. I went for the much classier Cella Lambrusco vs. Boones. I never did try that guy's punch, though. Good ones, MG!

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2024:

@pamagain Nobody has any advantage there. Time makes fools of us all.

The good part is you get to meditate in staff meetings.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jan 5, 2024:

Love the one on how to tell someone politely they are stupid!! 🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2024:

I am never that nice in that situation.

While I hope that everyone involved in the whole Epstein story gets what they deserve, given the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2024:

If that's a true shot, it's about 150 pounds ago.

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2024:

@annewimsey1 I think that picture comes from photoshop.

The good part is you get to meditate in staff meetings.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2024:

Dumb crooks.

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2024:

There is no intelligence test screening if you want to be a crook.

The good part is you get to meditate in staff meetings.

Betty comments on Jan 4, 2024:

Some people should try and slow down and let wisdom catch up. ;) Another good set. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2024:

You're welcome!

But seriously, the actual Doctors Without Borders deserves your support.

Betty comments on Jan 3, 2024:

Poor Charlie Brown can't catch a break. 😁 Good set, thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2024:

You are welcome!

But seriously, the actual Doctors Without Borders deserves your support.

Druvius comments on Jan 3, 2024:

LOL, TVs have been stolen since there were TVs.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2024:

Yeah but they had to work for it!

Can you blame them?

Redheadedgammy comments on Jan 3, 2024:

His children will be asked the question, "does your dad really smell like shit" for the rest of their lives. 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2024:

And, *without denying it*, they will accuse everybody else of smelling like shit.

Butt, butt.....

Betty comments on Jan 2, 2024:

Toy horses??? Why??? 😲 Funny set. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2024:

You're welcome!

Butt, butt.....

KateOahu comments on Jan 2, 2024:

Aw, I already think you’re cute, so I don’t need to drink.

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2024:

Aww, I bet you say that to all the old farts. ;)

A wish for the new year for you from Neil Gaiman. I wish for you all the same. 😌

Robecology comments on Jan 2, 2024:

I love the "surprise yourself" hope/wish...

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2024:

I occasionally do that when I get out of bed before 8:30.

May your face be uplifting.

silverotter11 comments on Jan 2, 2024:

Excellent start to the new year!🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2024:

Happy New Year!

She just wants to polish the academy award statue.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Hers would be nearly life size. I heard she got a (not) warm welcome from the new district that she wants to run in. Looks like she might finish sixth in a seven person race.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2023:

The focus group didn't like her campaign slogan "will jack you off for your vote".

Happy new year to all my heathen co-dependents.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

I hate when the cops want a rematch.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2023:

They are notoriously sore losers.

I put the emoji of someone sticking out their tongue in my response first.

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 30, 2023:

More great ones Len!!! I can't wait for your collections for next year!!

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2023:

@Redheadedgammy This is the closest thing to hobby that I have. You don't have to worry about me not coming back. ;)

I heard he likes quiche too, but the bathroom looks FABULOUS!

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2023:

I'm going to use the selective participation one. Good set.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2023:

Thanks, man!

I heard he likes quiche too, but the bathroom looks FABULOUS!

Betty comments on Dec 30, 2023:

I'll never look at another bottle of Mr. Clean the same way again. 🤣 Funny set. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2023:

Thank you! I mean, he always had that earring.

I put the emoji of someone sticking out their tongue in my response first.

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 30, 2023:

More great ones Len!!! I can't wait for your collections for next year!!

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2023:

I'll be back!

I put the emoji of someone sticking out their tongue in my response first.

Mooolah comments on Dec 29, 2023:

I needed these. LOL!

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2023:

Happy to help!

I put the emoji of someone sticking out their tongue in my response first.

Betty comments on Dec 29, 2023:

Bagel seed and snowman blood. 🤣 I nearly spit my coffee out on that one. Thank you for the laughs. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2023:

You're welcome!

Given all the other reprehensible characteristics this jackwad has, I suppose we should have ...

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Subtle, so subtle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2023:

Sometimes, you gotta be brutally honest.

You need to be reasonable with your wishes.

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Good set

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2023:

Thanks, boss!

Doesn't take a lot to dazzle Tabby. Catching up on my xmas backlog.

michelle666gar comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Drummers and their egos! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2023:

I always wondered what some kid with a drum was doing down by the stables.

Sounds better than "chunky chili and lice".

michelle666gar comments on Dec 26, 2023:

I really like The Museum of Freak Christmas Accidents! Stupid Randolph getting busted, now he ruined the whole party for New Year's Eve! 😭😂😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2023:

Well, Randolph fucked up the blow, let's see if Cupid comes through with the hookers.

Sounds better than "chunky chili and lice".

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Rudy got busted.

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2023:

He's got red eyes instead of the signature schnozz. LOL

Doesn't take a lot to dazzle Tabby. Catching up on my xmas backlog.

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Love em. Made me lol.

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2023:

Thanks, buddy.

All those people praying to win the powerball lottery for Christmas and guess what?....

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Winning a lottery that big turns your life into a series of problems and headaches you never had before, and that you will never get rid of. You will never know who your friends are again.

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz In some states, you cannot remain anonymous. Even if you could remain unknown, you live your life with a big secret and a lot of cash you can't tell anybody about.

I wanna see how THAT pollination works...

Betty comments on Dec 24, 2023:

Don't you just hate it when your user name and password don't match? Another funny set. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2023:

You're welcome!

Yeah, well, it wasn't free, you know...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2023:

Yep still an asshole alright with no intention of changing at this late date...

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2023:

I'm pretty sure they didn't have you in mind for that meme. But they could've.

On the bright side, we won’t be around for it….🤠 [sciencealert.com]

CallMeDave comments on Dec 21, 2023:

The study presumes an increase of a "few dozen degrees" before this catastrophe occurs. Why not say 36 degrees? Anything that starts with "few" sounds smaller? They don't specify C or F. Since 99 percent of us use C, that's something over 50 degrees F. Is it any surprise that a warm day hitting 140 ...

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2023:

When cities from Miami to Baltimore to New York to Boston sink, then this will "sink in". I'll probably be dead by then. I hope so, at least. I don't need to see that.

Piling on poor Rudy. Hurry up before that 148 million bill hits.

anglophone comments on Dec 21, 2023:

There is a price to be paid for being an evil lying git. In Rudi Giuliani's case, that price is $148M.

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2023:

That amount only covers what they convicted him of doing to Ruby and Shae. This prick has done far more damage than that, but this is the thing that will break him.

Wait! Up ahead! Awwww, crap!

Betty comments on Dec 21, 2023:

Waldo and Carmen Sandiego...a perfect match. 😂 Another entertaining set from the master. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2023:

Thank you!

All you gotta do is flap your lips, dude.

michelle666gar comments on Dec 20, 2023:

One of my cat's was his buyer, I had to ween her off that shit, she was addicted to catnip! I was like bitch get a job or go hook yourself, I can't afford your catnip! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2023:

Sad story, very common. Cold turkey is the only way to kick out, maybe mixed with some hard boiled eggs. 😉

All you gotta do is flap your lips, dude.

Betty comments on Dec 20, 2023:

Chickens making eggnog...lamo! You are the best. Thanks again. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 20, 2023:

The audience makes the artist. ;)

Bonus post - all words. Cinnamon lovers probably ought to keep scrolling.

Betty comments on Dec 20, 2023:

I agree. The best part of a cinnamon roll is the center...mmm, yum. Another good set. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 20, 2023:

You bet!

She reminds me of someone I ran into in Los Cabos, too.

pamagain comments on Dec 19, 2023:

The ''good old days," Zeuser? ;-)

zeuser replies on Dec 19, 2023:

@pamagain You hotdog you!

She reminds me of someone I ran into in Los Cabos, too.

annewimsey1 comments on Dec 19, 2023:

The teensy tire!!!!!!!!!! Somebody be oblivious in that cab...maybe it's the altitude?

zeuser replies on Dec 19, 2023:

It's the air all right. The air between the ears.