The Americans defying Palm Sunday quarantines: "Satan's trying to keep us apart"

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I stand by my original suggestion. Once they are all inside, federal marshals lock the doors and prevent any exit. The folks inside can get the holy spirit to bring in pizza periodically and swap the virus amongst themselves.

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2020:

@Triphid OK. I'm willing to give your way a try.

What day is it today?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I keep forgetting that it is palm your face sunday. Where I used to live, we would get a parade from a church a few blocks down with about 40 plus people walking up the street singing and waving palm leaves. Still, not as bad as the asshole catholics across the street that tended to park in my ...

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2020:

@EricJones I can't keep it all straight anymore. But it doesn't make any difference at all, so I don't let it faze me. LOL

I feel like I'm 16 again. Gas is cheap and I'm grounded.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Me too. To top it off, today I have to mow the lawn.

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2020:

@wolf041 Tell me about it. As a gesture of defiance, I'm not going to trim this time.

What day is it today?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I keep forgetting that it is palm your face sunday. Where I used to live, we would get a parade from a church a few blocks down with about 40 plus people walking up the street singing and waving palm leaves. Still, not as bad as the asshole catholics across the street that tended to park in my ...

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2020:

We would take the palm fronds and strip them into thin strips and weave baskets out of them. Just like Jebus did, I guess, I never asked. The palm fronds that they bless for palm Sunday are retained and burned the following year to provide ashes for ash Wednesday. Then, they sacrifice a virgin...oops, sorry, I'm mixing up my horseshit myths. LOL

Trump punishing blue states is criminal ! B withholding needed supplies from these states if not ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Much of the stupidity demonstrated by wide swaths of the American public can be traced back to the decades-long systematic underfunding of public education by republican legislatures at both the state and federal levels and the concomitant rise of home schooling, much of which (not all but a lot) is...

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@TheDoubter That's a legitimate question, and the results speak for themselves.

Im fine really

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

They pay attention. But there are very few questions.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@NHjulie Yeah, I guess. Or what kind of plants you have there. LOL

Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it.

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Is that the same as Read The Directions first?

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2020:

For about 5 years, I was the one writing the directions. There you rely on rules and methodology.

Another WTF moment

NHjulie comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I was shocked (haha nothing he does shocks me anymore) yesterday when he said the governors shouldn't be bidding against each other because it will only jack the price. You effing idiot. You told them to do exactly that!!!!!!! You told them to go out on their own, because it would be "faster". ...

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2020:

@NHjulie Honestly, I think he may not actually REMEMBER what he said yesterday, let alone last week or last month. His syphilis-addled brain is that bad, IMHO.

Right wingers would eat their own young if they thought they didn't properly cower to, admire, ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

I still think this kind of shit stirring is being orchestrated by a foreign actor, most likely Russia but I have no idea. It also sounds like Nazi stuff too, propaganda is in their playbook for sure. And it doesn't take much to get the sheep to bleat, unfortunately. All the best to Dr. F, and to the...

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2020:

@Freedompath He always does what the last person who talked to him or that he heard says. There is no playbook, he just does whatever he heard last. On his own, he projects and attacks.

Excuse me, I have something to say

Cast1es comments on Apr 1, 2020:

That's a chair ? What **HAVE** you done to it ?

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2020:

It's what he is about to do with it that concerns me.

Another WTF moment

NHjulie comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I was shocked (haha nothing he does shocks me anymore) yesterday when he said the governors shouldn't be bidding against each other because it will only jack the price. You effing idiot. You told them to do exactly that!!!!!!! You told them to go out on their own, because it would be "faster". ...

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2020:

When you ask him why he said that, "I never said that", and it's on fucking tape. And his asshole followers BELIEVE him. I just..

Just how reckless, stupid and narcissistic would a POTUS have to be to launch a war in the middle of...

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I can’t help but think that Putin is running the show with trump, and telling him to do all this crazy shit he’s been doing. Dragging out the response to the virus, making it seem like a Democratic hoax, delaying needed supplies to the states worst hit. Now ramping up this crap with Iran. He is ...

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy Sadly, I think most of those folks have been bought off cheaply.

Another WTF moment

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

That would mean the Manchurian cantaloupe would need to do some work, so....

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2020:

@NHjulie I'm absolutely positive he thinks that is true.

“Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.” Albert Camus

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Camus has it right, the search for truth is deliberate and methodical. Pursuing a desire is emotional.

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2020:

@WilliamCharles That's the wizard's first rule (courtesy of Terry Goodkind): People will believe something if they want it to be true, OR if they are afraid that it's true.

Just how reckless, stupid and narcissistic would a POTUS have to be to launch a war in the middle of...

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I can’t help but think that Putin is running the show with trump, and telling him to do all this crazy shit he’s been doing. Dragging out the response to the virus, making it seem like a Democratic hoax, delaying needed supplies to the states worst hit. Now ramping up this crap with Iran. He is ...

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2020:

I believe it's a combination of bribery and blackmail. It will eventually all come out, but how many will be killed waiting for that to happen.

Something you don't know

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

With luck, he winds up in jail for 20 years like Joe Exotic.

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2020:

@St-Sinner If there was a parallel, she needs to kill him and feed him to tigers first.

Discussion topics for lock down time.....

amymcmxcii comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Because in Latin U and W don't exist. U came later as shorthand, LC for V. In classical Latin there was only UC. So virus would be written VIRVS. Already, the pronunciation depended upon the position in the word. At the beginning, it sounded like an English W, so virus would be pronounced ...

zeuser replies on Mar 31, 2020:

No, no, I always love to hear someone who knows what they are talking about explain something to me that I only realized I didn't fully understand until I hear the explanation. 8-)

"Science must begin with myths, and with the criticism of myths." - Karl Popper

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

This is incidental to science. Science ignores myths.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@ToolGuy I can see why good science can disprove myth, but I don't see where myth is really a specific target of science. But ok.

If you want to keep something concealed from your enemy, do not disclose it to your friend.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I dunno about this one. Why else have friends?

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@Marionville Ok, I see see what you mean. If Ibn Gabriol meant something similar, it's a good quote.

Y'all remember Bloom County?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Stolen and sent to four old hags. Friendly hags, mind you . . . .

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Yes, I remember it well.

Trump Now Bragging About TV Ratings for Coronavirus Briefings President Trump took to Twitter ...

Charlene comments on Mar 29, 2020:

He's a rating whore..🤬🤬🤬

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2020:

You could leave off the "ratings" part and it would still be true.

If you want to keep something concealed from your enemy, do not disclose it to your friend.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I dunno about this one. Why else have friends?

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@Marionville No we don't. But going through life without truly being open with friends because you think you can't trust anybody seems to be a high price to pay for keeping a secret. It's always good to be prudent, but I don't know if I could comfortably, or practically for that matter, abide that level of suspicion about people I consider friends. However, I realize we all have different perspectives and priorities.

Y'all remember Bloom County?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Stolen and sent to four old hags. Friendly hags, mind you . . . .

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 If you are able to find younger, friendlier, and hornier women, why even fuck with Bloom County. You're losing me here, WWH.

Y'all remember Bloom County?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Stolen and sent to four old hags. Friendly hags, mind you . . . .

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2020:

It's meant to share.

Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro charged in drug trafficking inquiry

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Before Brexit actually happened, this was Trump's advice to Teresa May, then the PM. Sue them to get out of your deal. He was publicly upset when she didn't do that.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2020:

@Freedompath When I was growing up, mom would buy all the cheap stuff to stretch the dollar. Tripe, pigs feet, kidney, liver, chicken liver. We were unaware of chitlins in PA, but we got em here in NC, and I eat those too when they are around. And tongue, omg!

Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro charged in drug trafficking inquiry

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Before Brexit actually happened, this was Trump's advice to Teresa May, then the PM. Sue them to get out of your deal. He was publicly upset when she didn't do that.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2020:

@Freedompath It has to be calf's liver, and sauteed 5 minutes at the most. My late former father in law loved it, but my ex wife and kids hated it. So every time her and the kids were elsewhere, FIL came over and we both gorged on it.

Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro charged in drug trafficking inquiry

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Before Brexit actually happened, this was Trump's advice to Teresa May, then the PM. Sue them to get out of your deal. He was publicly upset when she didn't do that.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2020:

@DharmaBum50 That is a hanging offense in some parts of the country.

Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro charged in drug trafficking inquiry

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Before Brexit actually happened, this was Trump's advice to Teresa May, then the PM. Sue them to get out of your deal. He was publicly upset when she didn't do that.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Even Teresa May, an accidental PM and a pretty useless one, didn't listen to him. She may have been ineffective, but she wasn't stupid.

And another. Isn't this treasonous? [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Somehow, I can't see how this is faithfully executing the laws of the US, or protecting the constitution, which he took an oath to do. Expect him to honor what he swears to?

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2020:

@Freedompath That's principally because he can't read, but I take you point. Heh.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2020:

If he is sitting naked on that white sofa, he had better done a good wipe last time.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2020:

He can't say he didn't have any paper.

trump's approach to the pandemic....

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

That boy, I say that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. LOL

zeuser replies on Mar 28, 2020:

@HumanistJohn Don't tell me, tell Foghorn. LOL

We are not satisfied to be right, unless we can prove others to be quite wrong - William Hazlitt -

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Common, but not universally true. Personally, I've given up trying to prove I'm right - it rarely works and it wastes energy. But this is true quite a bit of the time though.

zeuser replies on Mar 28, 2020:

@OwlInASack He's right!

We are not satisfied to be right, unless we can prove others to be quite wrong - William Hazlitt -

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Common, but not universally true. Personally, I've given up trying to prove I'm right - it rarely works and it wastes energy. But this is true quite a bit of the time though.

zeuser replies on Mar 28, 2020:

@OwlInASack This usually ends up in cutting off the individual anyway. But yeah, you have to acknowledge horrible behavior even if you can't convince anyone you are right.

“Every government has as much of a duty to avoid war as a ship’s captain has to avoid a ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Doesn't really work that way, does it? *sigh*

zeuser replies on Mar 28, 2020:

@Marionville Oh I agree. But when money talks, duty walks.

She probably believes in Noah's ark too

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Don't judge. The "What do you have to lose?" argument put an orangutan in the white house.

zeuser replies on Mar 27, 2020:

@HankSherman Hank, it's a joke buddy.

Karma hits fast and hard

DenoPenno comments on Mar 27, 2020:

His family and friends will likely claim he died of something else. If they admit the truth they might claim something he needed was withheld from him and that caused him to die.

zeuser replies on Mar 27, 2020:

Usually with the vid you die from pneumonia.

IF you are expecting a messiah from the medical community, Good Luck.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

You always get into trouble when you over-generalize. I am not defending the US healthcare system, but the profiteers are primarily corporate.

zeuser replies on Mar 27, 2020:

@libraryman I take your point. In my view, the biggest crooks, and the biggest drivers of the high cost of American health care, are the insurance companies.

Something we should all remember in these times of crises.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Print this out, put it on a dartboard. Very therapeutic.

zeuser replies on Mar 27, 2020:

@silverotter11 That works too.

Responses from random Canadians to our "War-time" president planning to put US troops on the border:...

NHjulie comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I'm sure Canadians are clamoring to get into the most infected country, rather than stay in their relatively low level country. Brilliant understanding of where to focus your attention. My guess is Trudeau must have said something he didn't like.

zeuser replies on Mar 27, 2020:

Probably Melania asking him every day when Trudeau would be back in the White House turned this around.

Lol caught

Rangerbeavis comments on Mar 27, 2020:

As a single dude, I'm looking forward to 3 months from now....there's going to be a lot of newly divorced women about.

zeuser replies on Mar 27, 2020:

You're right! I never thought of that!

Worker threw exception | [www.alternet.org] | Cloudflare

Charlene comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Rethugs have wanted this since FDR's New Deal..they are slaves to their Corporate Masters greed..they Need to be ground into dust

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2020:

Yeah, you're right.

Remember this

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Dress them as priests and they would be *collared greens*. You could make a salad of them. Yum, yum! 🤪

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2020:

You just ain't right, dude. LOL

....and I'm feeling thirsty.....again.....

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I can't get a server to save my ass, I'm going to have to go to the self serve bar.

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2020:

I know, right?

He's such a fucking joke

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Irony is lost on this inside-out asshole.

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2020:

@BirdMan1 I better dust off the thesaurus then, the world depends on it! LOL

Easter? And the resurrection of happily long dead Norman Vincent Peale? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I remember this asswipe's weekly columns. In my hometown newspaper, they always put it on the front page of the TV listings for the week. I did read a few before the gag reflex kicked in, even at my young age of let's say 11 or 12. you could swap in "delusional" for "magical" and this still works. ...

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2020:

@BirdMan1 I know people who actually believe it, and spend their lives wishing for things instead of doing the work to get them. Once I hear someone tell me they believe it, my opinion of them sinks, and my interactions with them goes down to zero.

Line up folks.

BirdMan1 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Hey, is this POS POTUS not himself over 70 ears old?

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2020:

73, but nothing applies to him personally.

He's such a fucking joke

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Irony is lost on this inside-out asshole.

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2020:

@BirdMan1 It's getting harder to come up with new ones!

Jon Stewart brought so many wonderful people into our lives. Samantha Bee is one.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Didn't know whether to put up the laugh. the angry, or the sad reaction emoji for this.

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2020:

@silverotter11 Sigh, me too SO, me too.

everything he does,....straight from hitlers playbook

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I wouldn't exactly call it a talent, but he does have an affinity for this kind of totalitarian Nazi style.

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@Freedompath Good article I read just today about the psychology of this whole mess, and it touches on why his followers love him so much. https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/psychiatrist-warns-sociopath-trump-could-see-dead-bodies-from-coronavirus-and-step-over-them/

everything he does,....straight from hitlers playbook

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I wouldn't exactly call it a talent, but he does have an affinity for this kind of totalitarian Nazi style.

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@Freedompath Well, I've read psychological profiles, as I'm sure you did too, saying he is empty inside due to being unloved by either mother or father or both, excoriated for never being good enough and rejected outright. He comes from a long line of ruthless pricks, so his role models were awful. Together with never ever being held accountable or facing consequences for his numerous mistakes and failures, he developed the sense he was invulnerable, yet nothing he does fills the emptiness inside of him, and nothing ever will. The narcissism is him loving himself, because nobody else loved him. Sad on its own, but he's the fucking president, and also a cult leader. Bad combo for sure.

This is exactly how I feel.

NHjulie comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I am happy to say our governor, repthuglican Chris Sununu, yes a Sununu, said he won't follow what comes from the wadministration. He will keep us shutdown for as long as necessary. Whatever is best for the citizens of NH. Don't really like him, but I'm impressed that he's not a rubber stamp.

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@NHjulie I am familiar with this whole sorry family. Glad they were able to produce at least one "white sheep", or at least one who did the right thing at least one time.

Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery - oregonlive.com

AnneWimsey comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Great! Their grubby pawed-over bodies making a COVID delivery.

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2020:

Most strip joints enforce a "no touch" policy, but there are germs involved just like everywhere else. I, um, I read that in People magazine.

This is exactly how I feel.

NHjulie comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I am happy to say our governor, repthuglican Chris Sununu, yes a Sununu, said he won't follow what comes from the wadministration. He will keep us shutdown for as long as necessary. Whatever is best for the citizens of NH. Don't really like him, but I'm impressed that he's not a rubber stamp.

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2020:

The repubs understand that a blue wave is coming, and so some of them are doing things that vary from the administration's idiocy to create a little space between themselves and the morons in charge. Instead of social distancing, think of it as political distancing. Even repubs will do the right thing if they think it helps them politically. Maybe Sununu is really that compassionate and smart, but I would wager that politics is part of the calculus too.

Trump just tweeted that he'd love to see all the churches full on Easter. I couldn't agree more.

AnneWimsey comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Me too! And hold hands!

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2020:

And don't forget the "kiss of peace". LOL

Some toilet humor, thanks to Gerald Ford ...[foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com]

TheDoubter comments on Mar 25, 2020:

incredible they didn't discover this goof earlier

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2020:

I'm gonna guess they didn't know how to model the simulation of 3500 tars taking a dump at one time. Multiple regression just can't mimic multiple elimination.

Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Plan Could Spread Infection ‘Like Crazy,’ Health Expert Says

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Pence and his pals, like Pompeo and Barr, hope this is the quickest path to the rapture, don't forget that part.

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@DenoPenno They are each smarter and more highly placed than Bachmann ever was, so yes, i agree.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I know trying to change Trumper minds is a waste of my precious energy.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Holy shit! That is nothing short of tribal! I hope you make use of the block function and obliterate this asshole from your feed and your life. Dorianne sounds like a candidate too. I've cut a lot of fb friends out, usually just unfriending but a couple of full bore blocks. Haven't missed any of ...

zeuser replies on Mar 24, 2020:

@Freedompath I think you're right. There's a lot bottled up in that individual. She is snarling at a group she views with disdain, and poor @Wattoje just happened to be the one to step on the landmine.

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. -Elbert Hubbard-

Marionville comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Dorothy Parker changed the wording only slightly, turning it into the far wittier “ You can take a whore to culture but you can’t make her think”. Both are of course based on the old proverb ....”You can take a horse to water but you can’t make it drink”.

zeuser replies on Mar 24, 2020:

It's the Dorothy Parker version I have quoted over the years.

Great question

AnneWimsey comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Huh, maybe if I buy hotter lingerie?

zeuser replies on Mar 23, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Hey, it was YOUR idea. LOL

Great question

AnneWimsey comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Huh, maybe if I buy hotter lingerie?

zeuser replies on Mar 23, 2020:

JPEG's or it didn't happen. 8-)

The guy who was forced to 'Shelter in place'...

Novelty comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Reality tv is neither real or tv, I use “tv” in this case as a synonym for entertaining.

zeuser replies on Mar 22, 2020:

Ernie Kovacs said this "They call television a medium because it is neither rare nor well done."

While everything is taken place in the world right now, how many of you have starting talking to ...

maturin1919 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Lol... not this guy. I'm rewatching Breaking Bad for the first time. Though it's possible I now worship He Who Is The One Who Knocks...

zeuser replies on Mar 21, 2020:

Good choice! Watch the Better Call Saul series and the El Camino movie after BB is through for you.

Foster decided it was wise to take his chances on the ice flow rather than get back aboard the ...

BDair comments on Mar 20, 2020:

He was taken in by a nice family.

zeuser replies on Mar 20, 2020:

Did they foster him?

I really don't know what to say about his sub human attitude. [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2020:

He's just making it up as he goes. If Fox news says he needs to send supplies tonight, he'll send them tomorrow and claim he never made the clerk comment.

zeuser replies on Mar 19, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Yeah, I forgot that part. Thanks, AW.

Since dating is no longer really possible in the traditional sense because of all the isolation ...

Novelty comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Nice someone deleted my response apparently they were offended that I endorsed **Masturbation** and **Porn** as a solution. Prudes blow goats. 👄

zeuser replies on Mar 19, 2020:

Hah! The one redeeming quality to that level of prudishness is that the goats reeeally appreciate it. LOL

The level of moronic lunacy from magas is really astounding! And this in the middle of such a ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Moronic lunacy has become common place among magas 😶🙄

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty I appreciate your consideration. 😊

The level of moronic lunacy from magas is really astounding! And this in the middle of such a ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Moronic lunacy has become common place among magas 😶🙄

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2020:

I think it's a requirement.

Thank you Jerry Falwell? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Q: Jerry Falwell and Franklin Graham jump off of the Empire State building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: Who cares?

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2020:

@HippieChick58 It's not hard to do. People are dying to be bilked. Years ago, back when there were chat rooms, I offhandedly mentioned to someone that I could see they were upset because I could detect the change in their aura. I made this up. Absurd, right? Well, I had 14 or 15 people immediately ask me to read their auras. I made up complete horseshit and fed them stories. Did it for about a week. People were basing life decisions on shit I was telling them in a fucking chat room. I eventually had to say "Hey, I was just fucking with y'all" and they got angry, demanding that I continue to tell them about their auras. Never did that again. The point is, I could have charged for it. I gained a much deeper understanding of why religions work.

Might even be longer than the terms and conditions

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2020:

He'll be there forever. lol

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2020:

He wouldn't do that unless he was....irrational.

Trump and his "spiritual guide" Paula White were made for each other.

Outlier comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Does he grab her too?

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2020:

I'm gonna guess she likes it if he does.

A lot of attention recently has focused on Orwell's 1984, indicating that sometimes life imitates ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 12, 2020:

The trump administration is full of stupidity, and they will sit twiddling their thumbs while thousands die! I hope one of those that die is trump!

zeuser replies on Mar 12, 2020:

Me too, hon.

Wtf?

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 11, 2020:

It will slow the spread a bit...

zeuser replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@Outlier That was my first thought.

So the Moronavirus in cheat is banning in coming Flights from Europe, but Not Asia..WHAT THE FUCK!

Outlier comments on Mar 11, 2020:

What does this expression smell like?

zeuser replies on Mar 12, 2020:

Mothballs, rancid kfc fryer oil, halitosis, and stale piss.

"A Councilor should not sleep the whole night through, for he is a man to whom the populace is ...

Robecology comments on Mar 12, 2020:

If this is implying that any leader should suffer sleep debt for the people...meh...I can't agree. However; should we get a wiser, sharper president? Of course.

zeuser replies on Mar 12, 2020:

That's a pretty low bar these days, unfortunately.

He is nice

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2020:

"We're also running a special on tit magnolias today."

zeuser replies on Mar 10, 2020:

@St-Sinner Especially if he can talk her into pussywillows.

trump's favorite song.....

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2020:

I remember seeing parodies using this when W, another notable republican nitwit, was in office, .

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo I remember that too! LOL

trump's favorite song.....

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2020:

I remember seeing parodies using this when W, another notable republican nitwit, was in office, .

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo He was still a choad, but at least he could read.

WHO Chief Dr.

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Hey, it's good for the economy. But don't take my word for it. https://www.newsweek.com/trump-coronavirus-outbreak-i-like-that-people-are-now-staying-us-spending-money-us-1490828

zeuser replies on Mar 7, 2020:

@Mofo1953 No, no, things are just dandy! Believe dear leader! LOL

It is Friday people!

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2020:

I never won an argument, so I have no idea if this is true.

zeuser replies on Mar 7, 2020:

@St-Sinner Well ok. No promises.

Trump goes to India.

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2020:

I believe if the Indian people know what an anti-Muslim bigot he is, then yes.

zeuser replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 I pay attention to this kind of shit, and I know I couldn't. I know what he looks like though, so I could pick him out of a lineup. LOL

Part 2 of hysterically accurate memory lane

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Back when coins counted. Now, I just pay with full dollars and take all the change in my pocket at the end of the day and put it in a jar. This is still old school, because I frequently pay with cash.

zeuser replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@Heidi68 I'm kind of a coin guy. I've got a bunch of silver dimes, quarters, half dollars, and dollars. Also, quite a few star bills. My uncle Tony used to buy me proof sets each birthday, which I still have, and I did that for my kids up until they were 18. Of course, dad is the guy who has them in his house.

Trump goes to India.

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2020:

I believe if the Indian people know what an anti-Muslim bigot he is, then yes.

zeuser replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Then, yes.

Got that right

BirdMan1 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

He makes Alfred E. Neuman look intelligent!

zeuser replies on Mar 5, 2020:

He makes a fucking soap dish look intelligent.

“You may choose to look the other way, but you can never say again that you did not ...

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2020:

The hardest thing is figuring out what the best thing to do is.

zeuser replies on Mar 2, 2020:

@Marionville Right, but what is it? I may well have done more harm trying to do the right thing than if I just walked away. You never know at the time, that's what makes it tough to determine.

To, too, two - no 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lovemylife1 comments on Mar 1, 2020:

I like this post! My first post on this site was hit by a grammar Nazi. It wasn't a very welcoming experience to be called out publicly (although I do admit to doing editing in my own head).

zeuser replies on Mar 1, 2020:

I was a technical writer for about 5 years. One of the things I learned from technical reviews: everybody thinks that they are an editor. Most of them were shitty editors, so there is that.

“Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice.

AnneWimsey comments on Mar 1, 2020:

"Moderation", hmmmmm...should i limit the # of orgasms i have so I can be a "good girl"?????????

zeuser replies on Mar 1, 2020:

Limit your orgasms? Is that even possible? Anne, that's just crazy talk. LOL

Freaking idiots. [kiro7.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 29, 2020:

I saw this. Morons gotta moron.

zeuser replies on Feb 29, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy It happens. I'd rather see a comment more or less repeated than a post. LOL

Leave it to Trump and his sharpie. He can't even spell.

Freedompath comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Name anything that he does well? Con-artist maybe!

zeuser replies on Feb 28, 2020:

He is a brilliant showman. No substance, just spectacle, geared to a particular audience.

Russia wants to"help"

Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Qwerty

zeuser replies on Feb 26, 2020:

Or maybe just "password". A little more challenging for him because he has to remember how to spell it. Heh.

I miss church.

godlessinal comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Who says you can't still go to church? Atheists go to church all the time. You don't have buy into their Christian beliefs to go, and you don't have to tell them you're an atheist either to go. I'm just saying.

zeuser replies on Feb 24, 2020:

This. Keep the baby, throw out the bathwater.

I'm not quite this old, but the feelings the same.

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2020:

My dad did it too. He said he's ready to do it again, and he's 95 now. He's the one in the middle without a shirt looking badass on VE day.

zeuser replies on Feb 24, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo You're right. My dad was just 17, fresh out of high school, when they drafted him. He was just 20 when he was discharged in 1945.

Today's lunch laugh Several cannibals were recently hired by Talk America.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2020:

At the last place I worked, my two happiest moments were the day I became a manager and the day I stopped being a manager.

zeuser replies on Feb 24, 2020:

@Heidi68 Glad you got out before the stress did you in.

99% demons.

azzow2 comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Time for a nude coven meeting.

zeuser replies on Feb 23, 2020:

Address?

“Because Christians admit that ignorant people are worthy of their God, Christians show that they ...

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I'm not a big fan of religion either, or christianity to be more specific, but you can get into trouble painting an entire group of people with a big brush. Some xtians are smart, compassionate, and tolerant. Those are the ones I wish would wise up.

zeuser replies on Feb 23, 2020:

@altschmerz You go right ahead. This is the place for it. Sorry you had it out with a relative over a stupid series of fairy tales.

Trump threatens to pull licenses for CNN, MSNBC; claims they are run by people who are "bad for ...

TelefunkenU37 comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I think this will be his excuse for not participating in debates. He'll agree to one debate on Faux News.

zeuser replies on Feb 23, 2020:

He won't agree to any debates, regardless of the network.

The 30 minute guarantee pizza delivery could come back with this guy!

EdEarl comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Is that the orgy sized pepperoni?

zeuser replies on Feb 21, 2020:

It's for the last pizza supper, so there's like 13-14 guys there.

I can't react to anything via the like menu options, and I also cannot see who reacted to a post ...

developer comments on Feb 21, 2020:

likes are broken since 1-2 hours, we're working on this update:fixed

zeuser replies on Feb 21, 2020:

Well, mine are working again. Thanks for handling it. 8-)

Ok so there is no him but 🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Just one bottle? Wow, cheap date.

zeuser replies on Feb 20, 2020:

@Heidi68 I forget that other people have different levels of alcohol toleration than the folks I usually hang with.

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carrol

Marionville comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I hate to mention it but this quote is not from George Harrison.....it was Lewis Carrol who made this remark. Perhaps you could edit it to show the correct attribution.

zeuser replies on Feb 18, 2020:

It's still a good quote.

Did know he went that way

Athena comments on Feb 16, 2020:

There's a really good Michael Jackson joke in there... but I can't bring myself to make it. Enough said.

zeuser replies on Feb 16, 2020:

Your principled constraint is highly commendable. 8-)